#largeforehead

[atarashiisekai]

YOU'VE BEEN IN MY TOWN FOR MORE THAN ONE MONTH!!

I heard that LF went to Korea as an invited speaker at an international conference last April. I also heard that in August, LF will be in Korea again for another chance as a plenary speaker at another prestigious conference. What a blessed life LF is having now, being in Korea twice this year, even though that means she will miss her opportunity to have a flag-hoisting ceremony commemorating our independence day.

My purple mommy told me that it's LF's second honeymoon. I assume that you are joining her in Korea. Yes, you are, and you've been in this town for more than one month. LF's elder sister is my purple mommy's neighbor, and she told her so.

BOOM

I exploded and I hit my room's ceiling!!

Oh, OP, it all happened on August.

I first found your Facebook account on 25 August 2018. I directly stalked EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING and found your community group. I discovered a lot of funny memes that helped boost my mood during my thesis writing.

I discovered on 16 August 2019 that you had gone home for a while and had a dinner feast with your friends, with LF, too.

20 August 2023 was the day when I had this chat with my purple mommy:

PM:

LF is really happy for having her second honeymoon in Korea.....

Me:

Wait, so she's with OP?

PM:

Yes, it turns out that OP has been in this town for one month. Now he's accompanying LF in Korea. I heard it from her sister, who's also my neighbor.

Me:

OP's sister? (In my L1, third person singular, whatever gender, is referred to with the same pronoun. that's why I misunderstood OP's sister with LF's sister.)

PM:

LF's sister. OP is an only child.

Me:

Just like you?

PM:

Yeah

Me:

Wow, how wonderful OP's parents are. They let their only child move to another country. It's all by God's perfection.

PM:

Both of them are no longer with us, Pink. Me:

To God we belong and to God we shall return.

.....

Flashback on.

In fact, I had known earlier that your parents had both passed away, dear OP. One day, when I stalked your Facebook, I discovered a status update from 2010, announcing your mom's demise.

And in 2018, when I discovered your community's Facebook group (which is now set private, sadly!) I found an album of you commemorating your father's demise..... in my religion's way.

I got startled. We are of different faiths, and seeing you hold it in my religion's way makes me wonder, but… Ah, whatever. I know nothing about your life aside from what I see on Facebook and what my purple mommy told me.

Flashback off. Let's see what happened on August 21st, 2023, when I rode my motorbike in front of my campus. Well, my campus is well known for its location, which is across two big malls. I was riding on my way to a photocopy stall when I suddenly saw the car I rode with LF 5 years ago. I REMEMBER EXACTLY THE REGO. It went down the same road as me and took a U-turn to a mall. I rode behind that car to see who was driving.

IT WAS YOU, OP!!!

You were heading to the mall, but I decided not to follow you inside because I am not a fool. I have much more important things to do in a photocopy center.

I remember what song I played through my TWS when I saw you while riding.

It was Pusakata's song "Ruang Tunggu," which I planned to sing at my department's grand reunion, but I could not reach the tune.

When I wrote this post, I didn't know if you are still here or you've came back overseas already. But the thing is that I DO REALLY WISH THAT I CAN MEET YOU IN PERSON, THUS YOU CAN HELP ME RECONCILE WITH LF.

I admit that I did wrong to her, I hurt her deepest feelings, and I'm still finding out how to make it up to her.

Dear OP, I hope you are still here. I'm not sharing this blog with anyone, but I hope it will open the door to LF's forgiveness.

[derksworld]

True story Me: Bob, I didn't see you most of the night. Bob: Yea, I've been sitting in the backyard by the fire. Me: Ahhh. Were you chatting with everyone who wanted to say hello to you? Bob: No. Only to people with an eye in the middle of their foreheads. Me: Uhhh...you mean you're only sharing your stories from the good old days of imagineering with cyclopes? Bob: >>>Chuckels<<< That's right!! Me: Well...my disturbingly large forehead is the size of the Matterhorn...and it's sometimes confused by tourists for a Main Street vehicle. Bob: Alright. Let's a take a photo by the tree. #imagineering #disney #humor #happyholidays #goodtimes #party #sarcasm #saturdaynight #saturday #selfietime #fun #largeforehead (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6H2lJyjgVT/?igshid=yjn3016bhf4m

[cartonofcats]

WHEN YOUR BEBE SAYS SOMETHING LIVE THAT ISN’T APPROPRIATE

[accuratebodylanguage]

Both of my digital marketing mentors, @RussellBrunson and Jim Edwards have visionary WIDE-SET eyes and faint eyebrows. With wide-set eyes, they envision beyond the horizons and then make the impossible possible! Jim Edward's eyebrows have small patch of hair at the START near the center and then disappear. This suggests that Jim has more gusto and energy at the beginning of projects and loses interest or momentum quickly. Russell's eyebrows are so faint, they are barely visible. He prefers to keeps his inner thoughts and feelings private. His eyebrows are lowset on top of his eyes, so he's very approachable, welcoming, and informal. Jim's eyebrows are set higher over his eyes which indicates that he's more selective and discerning with a "wait and see" attitude. Jim needs more personal space compared to Russell. #janetteghedotte #accuratebodylanguage #bodylanguage #facereading #westernfacereading #wideseteyes #lowseteyebrows #highseteyebrows #largeforeheads #broadforeheads #roundforeheads #slantbackforeheads #ipreview via @preview.app https://www.instagram.com/p/CMkB18NhfS0/?igshid=uex8aro7ekk3

[correctkoalafications]

And here is a drawing of @panicatthedisco 's @brendonurie with a correctly reduced forehead-face ratio. You're welcome. #theforeheadisreal #brendonurie #panicatthedisco #fanart #bandart #drawings #jokesfordays #funnyart #proportionality #largeforehead #bristol #micronpen #accordionbookproject #whyamilikethis #sendhelp (at The University of Alabama)

[locasishere]

#inktober day 30! There's just one more day until halloween (and the end of inktober!) so I thought, why not draw Frankenstein for the occasion. Then, I ended up finishing another sketchbook with it. Woot! #inktober2017 #ink #portrait #sketchbook #woot #frankenstein #frank #frankensteinsmonster #walkingcorpse #crosseyed #looksdumb #moleskine #drfrankenstein #brideoffrankenstein #haircut #brideoffrakensteinhair #tooth #teeth #stiches #brainy #largeforehead #smallnose

[suicidesse]

My edit, idk what im doing with my spare time tbh

[derksworld]

True story Me: Bob, I didn't see you all night. Bob: Yea, I've been sitting in the backyard by the fire. Me: Ahhh. Were you chatting with everyone who wanted to say hello to you? Bob: No. Only to people with an eye in the middle of their foreheads. Me: Uhhh...you mean you're only sharing your stories from the good old days of imagineering with cyclopes? Bob: >>>Chuckels<<< That's right!! Me: Well...my disturbingly large forehead is the size of the Matterhorn...and it's sometimes confused by tourists for a Main Street vehicle. Bob: Alright. Let's a take a photo by the tree. #imagineering #disney #humor #happyholidays #goodtimes #party #sarcasm #saturdaynight #saturday #selfietime #fun #largeforehead (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6H2lJyjgVT/?igshid=1pqdtnazprgok

[each-every]

Got a bump on my forehead. After the quarrel