#large baguette

[hammyham-o-o]

WAIT NOW IM SO CURIOUS 😨😨😨

WHO WERE YOU, MYSTERIOUS ANON?

IF YOU END UP SEEING THIS I LOVE YOUR PUNS

Anyways *ahem* LARGE BAGUETTE! I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE BUNS >:0

everyone give it up for americas favourite fighting frenchman

LARGE BAGUETTE

IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN

omg why am I JUST SEEING THIS WONDERFUL ASK 😭🙏

LARGE BAGUETTE

AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I BAKE UP UP AND EAT EM UP AND ONLY CRUMBS ARE THE REMAINS, I'M-

@random-fandom-chaos I think this was you?

[shkika]

what if i uh

i wish my sleep paralysis demons were like normal

[copepods]

your iterator room comparisons rip my heart out every single time

this Fuckin room alwaus gets me. they didnt have to do that

[severevoiddragon]

loafs in your inbox

Omg a nug cat in my inbox !

*gives you some treats and a little head scratch*

[attex]

man what you're going through sounds super rough,, sending cute bird pics to you in spirit

sorry you have to deal with that tho :( hopefully it gets better soon, you're super cool and dont deserve any of this

love u man . one of my beloved follower mutuals o7 im thinking of cute little avians thank you .. i rly do hope this shit stops happening for real

[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

Okay but I've just gotta shout out some people today.

First of all, obligatory but very well deserved shoutout to @lncomprehenslble, my dear partner and an awesome artist and person. They don't make a lot of art posts, but everything they draw is stunning and they're always so fun to talk to and plan OCs with and such.

And I've also gotta mention some of my great friends, @large-baguette-112 @molluskmustelid @artynightmare and @veryfar-kayra. They're all so fucking great to be around, and I love talking with them about OCs and AUs and other cool stuff. These fuckers get me!!!! They understand!!!!

And a little shoutout to @honeyfloret... she made the server where me and my partner met and made some amazing friends. :)

I could probably name more people if I tried too but I'm already rambling a bit LOL. If you know me I probably think you're fucking awesome.

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[aroacesigma]

get absolutely catted

CAT !!!!!

[the-warlock-syndicate]

Has anyone considered that maybe Catholics transmuting bread to flesh and wine to blood aren't actually silly, and the historical carpenter Jesus of Nazareth was just inexplicably a human shaped mass of animated bread and wine? Like a life size walking talking gingerbread man?

[aspergirl-2006]

Can we just normalize the use of the tag “the gun trio″ to talk about Hamburrens?

[linguisticparadox]

(via @gattmammon )

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

wow that last ask has got me realising just how much i miss grocery shopping in france </3

[copepods]

80% sure ive said this before but your murals give me life

if i could id absolutely have them all as tapestries on my wall

THANK YOUUUU i love making murals i need to. make more

[severevoiddragon]

red gray blue yellow <3

I'm glad you've noticed I'm haunting you <3

[attex]

im just allergic in general. nsh is cool 👍

wow me too i got allergies

[the-lovecore-abnormality]

LMAO how's the weather up there Savior?

bad...

[saturngas]

hickeys on display

[🪐] satoru wears proudly the hickeys you left on him last night

pairing: gojo satoru x f!reader

genre: fluff

warnings: established relationship; only one suggestive paragraph; crack fic? again me trying to be funny; nanami mentioned!; slight possessive traits;

word count: 1k

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nanami sometimes pitied you. you were a good human being, a nice woman, a devoted and strong sorcerer. but why did the world reward you with this menace that calls itself satoru?

the moment his eyes landed on the tall sorcerer walking in the bakery shop, nanami swore he wanted to throw himself off the window.

satoru had convinced him to go out to his favorite bakery shop to spend time while his beautiful wife returned from the mission. the blonde man actually didn't have any other plans for the day, so he could bare a couple of hours with the strongest.

but not like this.

Japanese culture revolved in humbleness and respect towards others. satoru was anything but that. he had gained multiple stares since he landed on the bakery, all eyes focused on the angry marks on his attractive neck and collarbones.

"what happened to you? were you attacked on your way here?" nanami asked sarcastically as satoru sat down in front of him.

"what do you mean, nanamin?" he faigned ignorance as he adjusted himself on his sit, his large hands fidgeting with the menu. nanami sent him a dead stare, not believing his cluelessness. "oh this?" he pointed to his exposed skin. "oh it's just that I miss my wife so much. I also want anyone to know im so taken."

Nanami couldn't believe his ears. he wanted to choke the hell out of the sorcerer for being so shameless.

"your ring is sufficient."

satoru eyed the silver band adorning his ring finger, the lovely reminder of your wedding playing on his head. "well, yeah I guess... but people dont usually look at other's people hands first."

the curious and judgmental stares from the strangers in the store were making nanami a bit uncomfortable. maybe he should just have his baguette as a take out.

"nanamin, have you ordered yet? I think ill have the strawberry cheesecake and a vanilla milkshak— what are you doing?"

in front of him was nanami holding up his phone, hands ready to take a picture of satoru as an evidence to you and a reminder to him to never go out with him again.

"im sending your wife a picture of you. I hope she doesn't approve this and takes you home away from people." as soon as satoru heard the mention of his wife, he stood taller in his sit, puffing out his hard chest, his exposed bruised neck more on display as a boyish grin struck his face.

"haha, okie~" a fit of giggles left his lips that made nanami exhale the hardest he had that evening. "please tell her I miss her and that I love her with all my heart."

come get your husband. he has no shame.

your phone buzzed in your pocket as a final puff left the remaining of the curses you just have exorcized. you checked the message sent by a good friend of yours, nanami. you couldn't help but laugh.

since you were called for a quick mission not too far from tokyo, poor satoru was left alone without his pretty wife. he insisted on going with you, however you reminded him of the house chores he had been avoiding the past weeks.

your husband had a habit of sending you recurrent messages whenever you were away. it could be him on a mission overseas sending you pictures of himself in every angle just to crack a smile on your face. or it could be him spamming you on texting him back if you left him on read by accident.

right now, it had been around thirty minutes since satoru had informed you he had finished his duties, sending you visual proof—he would often get away with it—and a dozens of messages declaring he missed you and was miserable without you, so he let you know he would be visiting nanami, probably because there wasn't anyone within his range he could bother.

what you didn't expect was the photo attached to nanami´s previous message.

satoru was sitting in a booth—probably in some bakery shop—with one of the biggest grins you had seen on his angelic face. his baby blue eyes were covered by his rectangular glasses and his white hair was a bit messy.

but what immediately caught your attention wasn't his toothy grin or his perfect jawline—it was the shameless exposure of his bare neck, where purple and red marks decorated the pale skin of his collarbones, neck, and trapezius.

the night before was a night. satoru made you feel so full that your eyes were at one point covered in tears of pleasure, your jaw as tight as ever as you took all of him so well. the carnal heat inside you was boiling and daring to explote, so you released it with snug bites on satoru's skin, anywhere within your range, making him groan and hiss in painful arousal. there were moments where you would almost chew on the rosy skin to suppress the loud moans. satoru took good care of you. but now?

your husband deliberately decided to wear that low collar sweatshirt you loved so much. but not right now! how was he so uncaring about showing the entire world your marital business?

a sighed left your lips as you replied to nanami with an "im coming," before departing your way to the place, already having the directions since satoru left his location on with you all the time.

"please dont ever do this, toru."

"then dont give me these hickeys! and dont leave me alone too much! I need to remind myself you still exist, baby."

"I was done with my mission in like two hours!"

"oh wow, you are getting stronger pookie bear."

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hello guysss, im working on other works because I have like so many ideas but it's kinda hard to write them all the way I want to. im also working on pt 2 of some works some of y'all have suggested. bare with me alr :]