#lara the woman that you are ughhh

[yaseraphine]

astro observations 4 / random edition 1.

TW : virgo roast (sorry guys lmao), slight 18+ stuff and hot women lol

is it me or...?? #1

Is it me or do people that are born in late november / early december of 2005 (basically sagittariuses lmaoo) are often left handed or ambidextrous ?

Is it me or are Venus in Aquarius people really clingy ??? i thought my sister and I were the only ones who saw that but I've seen other people on here say the same thing.

Is it me or are women with Scorpio on the ascendant often really underestimated and labeled as airheads ?

Venus in Scorpio women and men's beauty + mix of libra and scorpio personal planets

a lot of women with scorpio venus tend to grow up chubby and the ugly duckling and then have this huge glow up and everyone is SHOOK

 women with Venus in Scorpio and Libra placements are literally the embodiment of beauty like they are the reincarnation of aphrodite. (It can also be applied to Venus in libra with other scorpio placements in the personal planets)

Their beauty is magnetic. I know it's overtly said in the astro community but there is a reason for that. They are not just pretty, no, they have striking features. They don't have to fit the beauty standards of their cultures or of an algorithm, they just have that je ne sais quoi.

example here : Adèle Castillon, Sun at 0 degree and Rising in Scorpio, Venus and Mercury in Libra.

(i actually have sooo many real life examples such as a few of my friends or acquaintances as well as my sister but I sadly can't post them on here...they would make such good and more realistic examples but it's okay lol)

Maybe It is up to everyone's taste, but, personally I find them so breathtaking. They're NOT just instagram model good looking NO a lot of women with this astro combo that i've met were genuinely so magnetic, their energy spoke for themselves

They also look so good with darker makeup and goth looks.

Men with Venus in the 8th house / Scorpio

Men with Venus in Scorpio or Venus in the 8th house tend to have really captivating eyes, and beautiful thick eyelashes like this :

On the left : Slimane, Venus in the 8th house / On the right : Imurgency, Venus in Scorpio

The humor of people with a mix of sagittarius and aquarius placements :

 People with a mix of sagittarius and Aquarius energies with some mercurial influence are so cringy but not in a bad way. They are just being themselves and they do it unapologetically.

They either have a really brainrot type of humor or redneck type of humor mixed with a dirty mind and a certain vulgarity that is meant to be funny but it usually makes people uncomfortable (which is why they're cringe BUT funny at the same time )

Mercurial moons being freaky +18

sorry but why are moon in virgos actual freaks (in the sense that they are freaky and h*rny and think about freaky ah stuff 24/7) and why are moon in geminis so dirty minded ? i swear mercurials don’t get enough credit for the freaks they are. In my experience, they're definitely the most dirty minded signs of the zodiac. They're the type to see innuendos EVERYWHERE and die inside when you say stuff like "I'm coming".

North node/ south node in pisces-virgo /12th house - 6th house node axis

Women I know with a north node in pisces/south node in virgo / 12th -6th house always have their nails painted in a simple color that goes well with their outfits for the week. They usually always look clean. Their nails are never dirty, always clipped and well groomed.

7th house observations on my chart and my "romantic" (BIG words right there lmaoo) life :

The two guys I've been "romantically" involved with both had Venus in Gemini. (one had it in the 9th house, the other one in the 11th house). I am Sagittarius rising with a 9th house south node, as well as a Gemini 7th house. Us being involved "romantically" makes a lot of sense. It was probably somewhat fated.

Both had a different ethnicity than me.

It's quite common to have a crush on people with whom you share a 1st house synastry with and as a Sagittarius rising, I know one guy who had a huge crush on me and he had a Sagittarius stellium, including his Venus.

Generational placements

 Generational placements do exist. A huge part of my family, including my parents and my sister, have 6th house placements/stelliums. They also have a significant earth placement either in Taurus or Capricornn and /or are Saturn dominant. There is also a big theme with the 6th house/12th house axis.

I am literally the only one (as far as I know) who has no placements in any earth signs or in the 6th house.

• Growing up, my parents were always working, even during weekends and the only vacations they got. They worked so hard and non stop, and often came late from work. I was really isolated growing up, despite having a sibling. I would sometimes cook myself dinner at like 8  (4th house in Aries at 22nd degrees and 3rd house in Pisces with Mars in Aries in it)

TW : that's where the virgo roast begins (it's mostly about unevolved ones)

• I second what Zeldas notes says about Virgos..the most obnoxious sign of the zodiac for sure. I can't stand their negative energies and how they constantly justify their bitter critiques behind a "I am just being realistic" mindset like go s*ck your d*ck, respectfully. I don't want your unsolicited advices, especially when your life is just you being stuck in karmic cycles, living in a lack mindset and b*tching about people all day. No thanks.

Aquarius and avoiding confrontation 

No matter what people say, the sign that avoids confrontation the most is hands down Aquarius. Libras are commonly known for that for obvious reasons, since they care too much about keeping the peace and the harmony no matter what. But, at least, Libras are passive-agressive, so you end up kind of knowing that they have a problem with you. Aquarius placements, on the other hand, have a really unpredictable, hard to read, and somewhat stoic energy, which makes it hard for people to know where they stand with them. The ones that I've met are NEXT level when it comes to avoid confronting things. Like Pisces, as they are the last signs in the zodiac wheel, they have a really hightened sensitivity, which makes them prone to seek ways to avoid reality more than other signs. This "avoiding reality" trait manifests itself so strongly in Aquarius placements, especially when it's placed in Mars from my personal experience.

This energy in one of my Solar Return charts: The year I had an Aquarius rising, with a Mars in Aquarius and a 11th house stellium, I avoided confrontation for a whole ass year. I ghosted everyone consistently. I was weirdly self-centered and felt so different (literally the "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" meme from that riverdale scene..help-). I felt out of place in the friend group I was in but never directly confronted them and dealt with the problem. I was just suffering in silence, pretending not to be as uncomfortable as I really was. By the end of the year, I just straight up avoided them without giving any type of explanation. At that time, i did not directly explained myself. I only did it through other people who were sent by this ex-friend group, and I did it really cryptically.

i have the biggest crush on her y'all just don't understand i am down bad she's drop dead gorgeous a godess thee reincarnation of aphrodite allegory of beauty i love her my jaw drops on the floor whenever i see her i believe in scorpio women supremacy period.

remember guys : stay blessed.

[meggannn]

i watched five movies on the planes to and from europe.... black panther on the flight over, and four movies on the second flight which fit perfectly into the flight time: coco, tomb raider, a wrinkle in time, and the shape of water. i know i should’ve seen all of these sooner

black panther

hnnnNNNNNNNGH just everyone was. so good. i think my favorite characters are possibly okoye and shuri.

i tip my hat off to chadwick boseman and michael b jordan cause their acting just drove the entire thing. they just nailed it. you really get the sense that they both know their characters inside and out, boseman in particular really portrayed this character of ‘somewhat unsure king but still confident in who he is and what his morals are’ really well. you knew he was trying to find his footing but you never doubted ‘him,’ if that makes sense

coco

this is probably now my all-time favorite pixar movie. maybe tied with the incredibles for the #1 spot. i’ll have to rewatch them both a few times to make sure

flksdlfdskkkkkklllll i adore this film, i loved the characters, loved the story, and i cried like a little bitch on the airplane while i watched it with my sister next to me. but i felt better because i noticed HER crying too

in fact im going to rewatch it right now

tomb raider

for a video game movie, it wasnt bad. if i hadnt played the vg first i might’ve thought it was great

i thought it was mostly solid up until you found lord croft, once he was revealed to be alive i was kinda like. uhhhh what. but maybe that’s cause i’m so used to the video game being all about lara striking out on her own

i still am uncertain about alicia vikander looking the part tbh, but i thought her acting was really solid

there were some parts that felt kind of Hollywood Film and really contrived.... (the tomb puzzles etc). i know that’s the Tomb Raider Thing but idk, is it weird to say that the last bit just didnt feel ‘organic’?

i love all the nods to the video game. her bow, HER AXE!!!, the intensity of her first kill, the bit with her on the waterfall and the crumbling plane. there were so many times my heart was in my throat like it was when i was playing even though i knew she’d be okay. but they really capured the sense of unrelenting force and pressure as this island and trinity are throwing EVERYTHING they have at this woman, the same feeling you get playing wave after wave of enemies

a wrinkle in time

i think they did a pretty admirable job but squeezing a story like that into 2 hours is hard and they had to cut some of my favorite parts/aspects, like aunt beast. and why make the oracle a dude? idk

sadly i feel like the film is...... a bit more kiddish? hm. Not that they dumbed it down exactly, but they absolutely cut a lot of the more challenging/complex ideas that were in the book, which sucks

i like that they modernized some of ms who’s quotes lol, like the line from Hamilton

shape of water

no fish dick?

ughhh this was so good. ive read so much commentary on it already so i kind of knew what to expect but it really was something ive just never seen before? idk. i loved all of the relationships and especially how the villain (forgot his name) was a traditional white corporate American Family Man, and he was portrayed as the villain against a protagonist cast of a disabled woman, a black woman, and a gay man.

can fish man help eliza grow lungs? can he even do that?

but eliza will never see zelda again and im :(

i didn’t realize until after i was done that 4/5 of these films all involve reconnecting with or dealing with long-lost/complicated father figures