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wodimewoahtime · 2 months ago

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i just KNOW that bladie is getting spoiled more than dan heng.

danny H has his "women (march 7th, specifically. the other girls don't really care that much) hate how little it takes for me to be happy" bum ass setup and meanwhile bladie is getting his shopping done by kafka (only buys luxury)

Blankets on floor vs silk california king size mattress march would be SO pissed

#i think that dan heng has had exactly one conversation with himeko about it when he first joined the express like #himeko: um hey i just wanna say that if you're sleeping here on the floor cause you feel like you don't want to burden us #then it's actually really no problem! you're not a burden #dan heng: um actually i just kinda like. sleeping on the floor. here.#himeko: oh well that's fine then! as long as you're comfortable #and then never again #trailblazer also sleeps on the floor #march 7th with her 62928569264929 pillows and stuffies will never stop this war #seriously tho bladie is so funny #he really went from #sleeping on the floor (yingxing) ->#lap of luxury (getting babygirled by dan feng) ->#hundred year torture chamber (jingliu) ->#sleeping while standing up like some kind of fucked up horse (ren)#lap of luxury (being treated like the beloved pet dog of kafka)#he has a fancy bed for his everything problems that he still never uses unless he's forced to in favour of patrolling the SH base #bro probably sleeps with both eyes open and sliver wolf hates it before she realized she can fuck with him and he still won't wake up #oh bladie..... reclaim your honour.........#im normal #dan heng #blade hsr #hsr #honkai star rail

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