#lambert loves jaskier the most because he senses a kindred bastard soul

[valdomarx]

okay but what happens when jaskier comes to kaer morhen looking Like That™ and obviously all witchers thought of him as this adorable little bard who looks like he‘d take it so well (cause geralt talks when he gets drunk) but then jaskier‘s like. beefy and thick. and then the whole situation with the hair and the beard and the coat… yeah i think this would cause a Situation with a capital s at the keep

what the witchers are expecting: cute lil twink boy, sweet and innocent to the world, voice of an angel, delicate flower

what the witchers get: 180lbs of hench buff bard, sarcastic bastard, salty af with a mean sense of humour, unrepentant slut

lambert: IMMEDIATELY I LOVE HIM