#laktose

[medizinreporter]

Reizdarm – 20 qualvolle Jahre liegen endlich hinter mir

Neuer #patientenbericht vom Glück, unbeschwert essen zu können: 20 Jahre quälte sich Maja (39) mit „funktionellen Darmbeschwerden“ herum. Ende 2023 erfuhr die 39-Jährige von einer neuen Diagnosemethode und der Sanierung der Darmbarriere mit Myrrhe

Instabil. „Das Brennen und Drücken im Bauch traten zum ersten Mal auf, als ich siebzehn oder achtzehn Jahre alt war“, erinnert sich Maja Simon (39, Name geändert). „Damals dachte ich, ich hätte zu viel fette Pizza gegessen. Nach einer Nacht mit einer Wärmflasche im Bett ging es mir am nächsten Morgen zwar besser. Stabil gesund war ich jedoch nicht. Ein, zwei Wochen später war das Gefühl wieder da…

[certifiablyrad]

BLUH!!!

(Stills under cut.)

[jayysnotjoyful]

my friends are SO FUCKING COOL

[alles--oder-nichts]

🥙.

[certifiablyrad]

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[genuine-operagx]

im laktose

- laktose

Hiii I’m Genuine :3

[certifiablywriting]

Laktose Detective Attic: The Legend of the Excalipurr

~ Chapter 1 ~

Of Glass and Cicadas

As the cicadas sing their sweet summer song, the sun sinks in the distance, leaving the orange glow of a sunset. It dissapears, leaving the moon to rise in its place. As the moon sings its first song of the night, stars begin to litter the sky. They twinkle in the distance. A soft twinkle, like that of a joyful young man's eyes.

Luckily, there's a joyful young man nearby who can be used as reference. Beneath the moon, and beneath the stars, is a house. A rather simple house, sitting on a hill. Purple roof, lavender walls, light blue door. Inside the house, inside a room, a young man sleeps. Having gone to bed moments prior, he sleeps peacefully. This young man is named Laktose.

Despite his incredible passion for adventure, nothing too interesting ever happens to him. He's never even been on one adventure. Never had to fight anyone. He prepares anyways, though. He's awoken by the sound of shattering glass.

"Huh?"

His voice is rough, and he sounds tired. He sits up, grabbing his water off of his bedside table, chugging it. He then clears his throat, and looks out of his bedroom window.

"Hm..."

He rushes to his attic. He wears jeans, simple black shoes, and a hoodie with his logo on it. His logo is a vertical purple rectangle, with a stripe through the middle, resembling milk. He opens the door to the attic, rushing over to a bulletin board. He takes a piece of paper, writing something down. He then pins it to the bulletin board, taking the previous pinned items off. The note reads;

"The Case Of Shattered Glass"

It has his signature, which is just his name with his logo next to it.

"Laktose Detective Attic time, yo!"

He sounds joyful, and excited. There is a sparkle in his eyes, similar to the aforementioned starts. He writes a few things down quickly.

"Alright, so the glass was shattered at 1:32am. But, wait...what was shattered? Hm, this needs investigating..."

He pins the note about the time to the bulletin board, and rushes outside. The cool breeze causes him to shiver slightly, as he runs towards his bedroom window.

"Should be somewhere around here..."

~ Chapter 2 ~

The Legend of the Excalipurr

He rummages through the bushes, and pulls out a statue that's shattered in two, right down the middle. It's a statue of Laktose.

"Oh, lame..."

However, there's a note inside. It's rather sloppily written. It reads;

"Hello, Laktose. I have broken your statue to get your attention. If you want it repaired, you must go on an adventure for me. Deep in Firefly Forest, there's a sword. The legendary Excalipurr. For some reason, the sword is cat themed. It is thought that long ago, an ancient civilization of cat people crafted the sword for the chosen one. The chosen one must die for the quest, and they will ascend immediately after. They'll come back in a more powerful form, one worthy of weilding The Excalipurr. I'm the Chosen One, as I'm the greatest resident of any land there is, but I'm far too busy to get the sword. Get me that sword."

Laktose stares down at the lengthy note, stunned.

"Excalipurr? Dude, what the fuck is this broski on about? I'd better add this to the bulletin board..."

He walks back inside, note and broken statue in hand. He walks up the stairs, and into the attic.

[gracefireheart]

Random thing that idk how to interpret.

So, earlier today I was ordering myself a lil' meal in this new-ish grillplace, went through some different options about things like drinks and whatnot, and then I got to other side stuff I'd like with my meal where this is one of the options.

Like, what does it even mean?? What happens to my meal if I choose the "My girlfriend is not hungry" option?? Why does it have gluten and laktose?? When did I get bitches??

[oddquark]

that's a part of sugoi quest for kokoro.

I LOVE THIS PART SO MUCH

[operagxreal]

DAY 5

@felt-squirrels attempts to start a fire and accidentally burns themself in the process.

@bunnybunnsowo begs for @milkgaldraws to kill them. laktose refuses, keeping bunny alive.

pia poisons @true-opera-gx’s drink but mistakes if for their own and dies.

@fyouimgay2 tries to treat their infection.

@real-starbucks begs for @genuine-operagx to kill them. genuine refuses, keeping starbucks alive.

@jayysnotjoyful sings themself to sleep.

[linglinginjapan]

Fredag 19. April: Skoletur til Disney Sea Tokyo.

Hadde ikke forestilt meg at klasseturen vår skulle gå til Disney Sea. Har vært på Disney World i Florida, men enda ikke vært innom noen av dem i Tokyo; Disney Sea og Disney Land (det finnes to). Disney er utrolig populært i Japan, så selv om det var ukedag så var det ikke lite folk å finne i parken.

Vi byttet nylig klasser, så lærerne sa at vi måtte lage grupper innenfor klassen som vi måtte gå sammen med frem til klokken 15. Etter det var alle fri til å gå sammen med dem de ville.

Klassegruppen jeg var i bestod av Yukki, Mei, Sarara, Sawane, Yuna og til slutt meg. Hva skal jeg si? Målet med å dra til Disney var veldig forskjellig mellom folk i gruppen. Noen dro dit for å smake på all den gode maten, mens andre ville komme seg fort bort til attraksjonene. Jeg ville bare ha noen å henge med. Lol.

Kalkunlår? Heller menneskelår spør du meg…

De to attraksjonene jeg egentlig mest hadde lyst til å ta fikk jeg ikke prøvd. Ventetiden var sånn 2 timer på hver av dem, så de andre i gruppen orket ikke å vente så lenge. Kunne ha dratt alene, men hva er vitsen med det?

Jeg med is uten laktose.

Da klokken passerte 3, sa jeg farvel til alle utenom MeiChan, og hallo til Sayanu og Saho. Sammen med de hengte jeg helt til vi dro hjem.

Det beste jeg spiste her var toy story mochi.

Kveldsparaden var nok det aller beste synes jeg.

[certifiablyrad]

The Lighter High

[jayysnotjoyful]

i like your new blog theme and icon it looks nice i think

awwweee thank you! im working on my intro post right now so illbe finished soon hopefully

[curious-for-no-vaccinations]

vent

vaxcines made me laktose intolerant </3 :((((

-🐁💗

[lakottke]

laktose intolerant

Scotland from wish.com

[jayysnotjoyful]

mmmmmm i wanna go to a waterpark with gabe

and then i wanna take foxy to a slumber party

and thwn i wanna take jay to a roadtrip to willow creek, california

and then i wanna take Fry to laser tag

and then i wanna take laktose to scott pilgrim vs the world live action

and then i wanna take lukas to a picnic

and then i wanna take elder to an amusement park

and then i wanna take alex to crash a wedding

and then i wanna paint each other with nicky

and then i wanna take toshi and ave to live theatre

uhmmmm moots find your name in that long ass list i just made (IM SO SORRY IF I MISSED YOU SOS)