#laketa j ships

[laketaj24]

opinion on a soft/gentle geralt with his gal?

Oooh now this is a good one because I see hints of it already!! He’s a gentle soul, I feel it! Geralt has every possibility of being soft with his woman, look at how he swoons for Yen! I mean swoons.

Geralt would be one to hold your hand, pull you close to him as you walk through hostile places with rampart stupid villagers

He doesn’t fancy being in the eye of the public but for you he would attend royal balls dressed in his best clothes

He would dance with you, spinning you around as if you were the royalty and let’s face it, in his eyes you would be the royalty

Geralt is all about having you near, he’s a clinger, wondering where you’ve gone when you split from him

He’s all about kisses on the cheek and neck.

Geralt is a deep kisser, loves cupping you’re face having your eyes before he leans in and presses his lips to yours

He’d be all about some missionary, the deeper he could sink himself into you the happier he would be. He would not be able to get enough of you. One round leads to two and two to three

Loves the way you feel under him, your legs shaking and cradling him

He’d fuck you to sleep. 💦

He’d watch you while you slept, listening for whatever monsters may lurk but also just because he thinks you’re a marvel

Side Note: I hope I’m not annoying y’all lol 🤣

[laketaj24]

I work in remote areas and we often overnight outdoors in some fucking beautiful coastal areas where you will literally see not a single person for days. My dirty secret is that we had a couple of hot ass volunteers helping us do some survey work and wellllll...camp-fire + beers + hotbois = super sexy threesomes! 🙈🙊🙉

Vikings! ⚔

Ooooo now this honey is in my list, a threesome on a beach... whew. How fucking Viking of you. This would be one mead, lust filled night! I ship you with Ragnar and Ubbe. Father and son, dynamic duo because Ragnar for certain leads while Ubbe has his own path.

Sneaky ass looks at you while your spinning beneath the stars falling onto Ragnar’s lap

He’s not one to wait for permission granted, you’d give it to him anyway - kissing him and forcing him into his back into the sand

Not expecting Ubbes hand to climb up your back

- the rest is history I almost got carried away 😂😂

[laketaj24]

My dirty secret is that whenever I wear a loose/flowy dress out, my man make sure I don’t wear panties so he can easily have me slide down him through his open zipper and make me cockwarm him. Especially in the summertime when I wear sundresses everyday.

Hmmm sneaky and hot. I actually just found out what cock warming was until last November!!! Girl but the act is so damn sensual and sexy! I love it!!!

It was no fandom listed but I am going to dip into the MCU and get Daddy Thor for this one because he seems like the type who can be sneaky.

I ship you with Thor

Pulling you on his lap, gently sweeping his fingers between your folds and then pushing his fingers into your warmth to make sure you were ready to take him

He’d unsheath himself, inconspicuously lifting you over his shaft and then lowering you.

Biting your shoulder to suppress a groan.

— ahhh I miss Thor. Aight.

[laketaj24]

I probably would've said my dirty secret.. But I don't have any secrets. I'm a twenty-seven year old virgin. So I'm left out of this game.

That’s a secret enough! I ship you with Ivar. Nothing to be ashamed of being a virgin there love!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ ivar would be the best person to share your experiences with — maybe you’d calm that crazy ass rage from season 1-4 down! Share secrets, talk about his brothers and be young ❤️🙃

[laketaj24]

Can I share one pls? This happened on the 27th of December. I was at the movie theater with my boyfriend and I had to go to the bathroom. He said he would come with me, so we went into one of the family bathrooms. After I was done using I washed my hands and turned around, and he low key just looked fucking hot..... so I walked towards him and started unbuckling his pants. He was like, ‘ wth are you doing?!’ And I was just like chill, just let me do this for you. So I pulled out his ✨dick✨ and I started giving him head. He was pretty close, but then his phone rang. It was his mom. So he told me to stop, and he answered it. I stopped for a little bit, but it just looked sooooo good. So I started sucking again, and he dead ass came so hard. While he was on the phone. With his MOM. In a movie theater bathroom. 💅🏾

He punish fucked me later. 😌

Lawd. Savage. Lmao. I wholeheartedly support this lmao, and go you! Honey. You didn’t outa Fam but this secret is lit. The entire time I read this I pictured Chris Evans.

Him blushing as you pushed him against the wall and fell to your knees

The flustered yet satisfied look on his face as you started!!

The almost innocent stop!!! Ahhhhh nothing but Mr Evans.

[laketaj24]

Okay, so S&M is a kink that I enjoy, but so is bondage. Sometimes at the same time. So I was thinking Vikings for this one. I don't usually do ship stuff like this, but I was very curious to see your thoughts.

Yessss so it depends do you enjoy both being the sadist and the masochistic or do you like one position in the kink?

If you enjoy being the sadists - I ship you with Bjorn.

Bjorn is one that tolerates pain and enjoys some kinky shit. (Y’all remember his wife for a week with them random balls and her scratching him and shit) I think he’d even like to be cut really. Being a warrior and always executing the pain he likes to switch it up and be the receiver.

If you enjoy being the masochist - I ship you with Ivar

Ivar will definitely provide you with pain, teased at the line of pleasure. (Having a knife kink and blood kink to aide him in his craft) he’d show you one hell of a time and would know precisely how to tie you up and make sure you enjoy every minute of it.

[laketaj24]

Ooh, dirty secrets! I am loving reading these! I have a few, but I'll share my favorite for a ship with a GoT or MCU character 😁 if you do GoT, anyway. Or you can pick a fandom. Idc 🥰

So...I used to date this guy that was super into himself. He wanted to be an underwear model. I think he often cheated on me. But I was so sickeningly in love with him anyway. Well, he broke up with me and called me a fat bitch along with a few other insults.

I was absolutely shattered. I thought I was going to marry him!

Fast forward to like a week later, I start chatting up his super hot best friend. He was buff, tan, eyes like whiskey, and thick jet black hair down to his ass. We will call him Tarzan for the sake of storytelling 😂 Anyway, he was also pissed at my ex for how he treated me. You know where this is going😏😈

A couple day later, Tarzan invites me over for dinner and maybe to play some games. Well, that didn't happen once I got there. LOL We STARTED to cook, but then I noticed him staring at me. I said, "What? 🤨" He said, "(Ex's name) is a fucking idiot. You're gorgeous." I blushed and became a flustered mess because I thought he was way out of my league.

He grabs my neck and kisses me. One thing led to another. I panicked slightly when he pulled out his horse cock. 😂 I was determined to give it the ole college try tho! We had very heated, very rough sex. I squirted all over his bed multiple times. I was very sore afterwards and covered in bruises and red marks lmao

Tarzan then goes to the bathroom and I snap a pic of his sheets with all the wet spots and sent it to my ex with the caption, "Just visiting with Tarzan!"

My ex was PISSED lmao Tarzan found it hilarious. We continued fucking for a year and are still friends to this day lol

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading. And yes, I meant to do this off of anon.

I —

Girl. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this secret! Like yes — abso-fucking-lutely! Ahhhh!!! Number one Tarzan sounds insatiable! Like horse dick, long ass hair — the eyes like whiskey! Buff and tan. Honey. Yeah the ex was a dumb ass, side note: fuck him for cheating on you, (continued) yes to fucking Tarzan!!! Like Damn.

I have watched all the Game of Thrones, I’ve just never shipped them because I’ve only watched them once through, but I am gonna give it a try!

I ship you with Oberyn Martell!!! Hear me out!! First he is sexy as fuck — but he solves problems lmao

First he could get the Sand Snakes to fuck with your ex lmao, or he could do it himself

He’s lusty and obviously has a large sexual appetite. I doubt he would fail to please you sexually and he’s charming- HELLA FUCKING CHARMING.

[laketaj24]

Oh shit we sharing dirty stuff?? Alright! So at the beginning of the pandemic I bought a lush - a Bluetooth vibrator. Holy bananas is it a great investment. I was working overnights 11pm-7am.

One night, I asked my dom for permission then bound my boobs (it wasn't visible, unless I showed it off. Idk why but having the rope on me and being in public just... 😳), stuck my lush in and then went and sat nice and still while he made me cum about 3 times. Anyone could have walked in and found out

The discipline ma’am!!! I would have been at work clocking out going directly to my Dom! You handled that well. Going to ship you with August Walker. (I didn’t see a fandom, just jumped over to Henry because the discipline screamed a little August)

Imagine the training—

“You know you don’t make a sound unless I’m there right? That includes while you’re at work... so sit tight each and every time I make this pussy cry.”

Okay. I’m done. Juicy ass secret there ma’am.

[laketaj24]

My dirty secret for a vikings ship is as follows: preface-currently living at home due to college and corona. Anyway. I was having some alone time with a toy, and had a sign up that said I was sleeping, which is always respected. Except for that day. My mom came into my room, opening the door slowly and quietly, so I had enough time to turn the toy off. I proceeded to have a whole conversation with her with a toy partially inside me, covered by a blanket. It's safe to say, that definitely ruined the mood for me.

Sorry you’re displaced honey, hopefully one year soon we will get back to normal!!

Oh man, this is funny. I hope you don’t mind my laughter. I would have flipped out lmao. My luck I would have not been able to find a button or something 😂😂😂 man!!! Okay okay. Soooo this is definitely an Ubbe ship!!

Because all I can see is youre talking to him, convincing him phone sex is risky for the moment but Ubbe wouldn’t care at all!

Just starts the talking and getting you turned on for your mom to walk in and him to likely laugh in your ear!

[laketaj24]

Oh, can I do this with a TLK ship? Before I met my hubby, I dated a guy off and on. He was insanely hot and I really liked him. He was going away to school for few months and decided to move without telling me and ghosted me. I was so pissed, I got drunk one night and hooked up with his brother. His identical twin brother, who is even hotter and better in bed. When he moved back and wanted me to forgive him, I told him I slept with his brother. It’s not something I’m proud of now, but I was only 22 at the time. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

I hate assholes who Ghost people, like come on dude have some god damn decency! It takes four secs to type a text! One minute to make a call and not long to have some decency and meet face to face!! But with that being said ten points on you fucking the brother 😂 🙌🏾 finer and hotter!!! Hahahah yess!!!

I ship you with Finan!!! 😂 Finan is always down for some revenge especially if you’ve been done wrong and he’d probably hang around to see his face maybe fight him 😂

[laketaj24]

Dirty secret time, I'm loving reading everyone's secrets BTW! When I was deployed I was sneaking around and fucking my lieutenant lmao. He was like 10 years older than me, it would have destroyed both of our careers if we got caught, and 10/10 i would do it again. (Vikings or TLK for the ship please!)

Girl me too! I love doing these!!!! I hope you’re doing well!

Ahhhhhh whew!!! You would do it again!! Yessss honey! It’s some boldness up in this!!! It’s hot as hell Imao and I support it!!!!!

And I ship you with Uhtred because he really is one of those people who doesn’t care lol I’d imagine you would for sure be an enemy — likely a Dane but that’d make no difference to him.

[laketaj24]

If this counts as a dirty secret.. Auralism is one of my many kinks. Sounds, music and voices makes me horny. So I am always horny. (Vikings or Peaky Blinders.)

Ooooo I can totally see Harald Finehair. I love to hear that man bust out in song. Like love it — and songs were dead to him so I’m certain that using his voice for seduction would be a perk ❤️

[laketaj24]

Vikings + Dirty Secret I once hooked up with two brothers in a three day time span. They were hit as hell and it’s was on my bucket list for a while. So once I had the chance, I hooked up with both. ☺️ to this day, I don’t think they know. But , I could be wrong.

Whew. So hell yes to this secret. I Stan it and one hell of a bucket list.

I ship you with Hvitserk and Ubbe, because first of all they definitely would not care if you hooked up with them in the same time span — or even the same day, hour or bed lmao. They’d be down and more than willing to share you. More than that they’re adventurous and more than willing to help you cross more things off this bucket list.

[laketaj24]

Okay y’all I’m still accepting Dirty Sceret ships but I have to work on the am! So I will return after work tomorrow to them!! Cannot wait ❤️❤️ you can still send them in and if you have sent one already I’m gonna get to it! ❤️💦 thanks for talking to me and sending them!

Rules:

Send your dirty secret

Send your fandom

I’ll send the ship. ❤️

**You can send it anon and you can just send the dirty secret with no fandom if you want and I’ll just randomly select a fandom.**

[laketaj24]

well, here is my secret 🤠 In high school I had this friend (who had been a son of a bitch for playing with my feelings when he found out that I was attracted to him) who was near his birthday and his boyfriend kept asking him to help him decide a good gift to give him. sooo my friend had no better idea than sent his ugly girl friend (his words) to accompany his boyfriend to find a good gift according to his tastes. 🤡 Someone must have told that dumbass that he had just sent his "ugliest" friend to buy his birthday gift with the ex that she had always kept secret ... there was a hotel right next to the mall and the rest is history

Whew, and an asshole. Happy you could get a little revenge on his ass!! Lol I’ll ship you with Hvitserk— did not see a fandom.

Hvitserk is one to jump a ship in a heart beat lmao and he will do it with a smile on his face for a pretty girl 😂🤗

[laketaj24]

Ok I’m doing something I don’t normally do and am going on anon because this story is just too nasty for Tumblr to know it’s mine.

Years back me and my best friend got a gig as strippers in Memphis and on the first night it was absolutely horrible. First off, its really fucking exhausting to dance in 6 inch heels for two songs straight. And you have to stay in stage rotation unless you’re in the vip room giving a lap dance. Secondly 99% of the guys in there are unfortate looking awkward creeps. Well after like my second set, I was determined not to have to get on that damn pole of horrors anymore. So I spotted two younger looking guys sitting at a table that were pretty dang cute. So I went and plopped down at their table and pretty much begged one of them to buy a lap dance so I wouldn’t have to get on stage. (Yeah I was an awful stripper) Well thankfully they took pity on me and one of the guys got a lap dance from me and I introduced the other guy to my home girl. When that was over I was still desperate to not to have to dance so we convinced both guys to buy some time in the private hotub with us. It was like 500 dollars and I’m pretty sure those young guys did not intend to spend that much at a strip club that night. But we were flirting hard so they pooled they’re money in and we booked the room. Me and my dude were actually vibing really hard and he was trying to convince me to come back to Ohio with them where he claimed they were up and coming mma fighters. Well things got steamy and we were acting more like it was a drunken fling than, ya know, he was a customer and I was at my job...they’re really strict in strip clubs and technically what we did that night was akin to prostitution...well, we cashed out that night, gave the guys fake numbers, and never went back to that strip club 😂

Vikings ship please 😂

Whattttttttt if I had balance and wasn’t afraid of height and could dance I would strip. It’s just too many factors weighing against me 😂😂😂 damn honey that’s a secret for real!! But you got dick and cash so balling! 👀😂 I am sooooo gonna ship you with Ubbe because that night was so ubbe like shit!!!

He would definitely want a chance and hope that number was real though!! Ijs!!! 😂