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⬆️What’s UP ⬆️ my sexy 🔥 sickening💃🏿 and slutty 👅 servants🙏🏿 of the ☀️👵🏽LORD👵🏽☀️, it’s the 1st day of the LENTEN season🗓 which means it’s 🍆😘😲🤤SMASH WEDNESDAY 🍆😘😲🤤 otherwise known as 🛐 ASS Wednesday 🛐 . It’s time for all my Catholickers📿, Anglicunts⛪️, Methodicks♰, Presbitchterians🙏🏿 and Hoe-man Catholics👴🏻 to line up and kneel 🤤 before our sacred 👴🏻Daddy👴🏻 and beg 🍆 PLEASE, DADDY 🍆 to be 💦😝ceremonially marked💦😝with a ✝️cross✝️ and be reminded of their nasty 😈sinfulness 😈 and their sexy🤸🏿♂️ mortal 👯bodies🤽🏼♂️. Yes MAMA💃🏿 you are risen from the dust, but the REAL GAG is that to the dust you shall return ♋️! 🍆😘😲😜GASH Wednesday🍆😘😲😜 marks the beginning of the Lenten Season so let us pray🙏🏿. Dear ☀️👴🏻Heavenly Daddy☀️👴🏻 teach📏👨🏽🏫 my sinner😈 heart how to repent, help me deny my pleasures🛑🤤🌬 and prepare for the resurrection of the body of Christ so that he may RISE 🍆⬆️ and I may accept him😲🌮. 🙏🏿👄 AMAN ! ! ! 👄🙏🏿
Amen anon 😩🙏
#lakdhdkskfhs#my flavor of christianity didn't actually celebrate Lent but like go off#I'll take any chance to peg Jesus tho homeboy seems like he was getting it#ex christian#religious trauma#anon tag#ask tag
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