#laius x reader

[dungeonfood]

Hi!

I was reestructuring the chapter layout for the LaiosxBeastkin!Reader fic and found myself at multiple crossroads, so I decided to make a poll to see what you guys thought!

First, a link to said fic, in case you haven't read it and would rather do so before spoiling yourself here. There's three posted chapters at the moment, and a fourth old one posted on the collection, if you can't wait until the rewritten one.

Then, I've made a small layout of the chapters so far, outlining the character's feelings so far (which I hope I managed to convey, otherwise this is all useless haha)

Chapter 0 - reader and laios meet

Reader is suspicious and wary, but joins the team with hopes of a better life while the party is there

Laios is interested in them, but mostly as a monster/beastkin

Chapter 1 - preening -

Via exposition, it shows they had some trouble at first, but it's better now

Reader trusts Laios - even enough to ask for help and letting him touch the.

Also explores the fact that they’ve felt lonely and untouched for a long time - with feelings possibly developing from this newfound contact?

Laios is interested in them as a monster, but also sees a bit of the person side, humanizing them in his eyes. Feels mostly pity (projection from his own past, ostracized?), but also enjoys spending time with them.

Chapter 2 -

Reader trust on Laios has evolved - they feel comfortable around him, deeming him a safe space

Laios feels a little crush - For one, this monster person likes his smell!

But more than that, even if he doesn’t really rationalize it, he feels good at the thought of someone feeling safe with him- liking him. He doesn't dwell on it much though.

Chapter 3- it won't expand much on their relationship. but i'm preparing for the next ones!

My planned paths forward are:

Focus on their developing feelings and build their relationship. Plenty of fluff (and some smut!)

Make a more drama-driven story, with less focus on the relationship. More lore and contemplation of the philosophical kind

Of course, both paths will explore both 5heir relationship and the lore, since they are both integral parts of the story.

But i'm debating between a more simple, fluffy, (horny), feel-good story, and a more dramatic, high-stakes, lore-driven story, with more complex relationships perhaps, and some angst, since realistic relationships aren't very easy (so it might tackle some character flaws and such that might make things more complicated)

And then, there' the second crossroad:

Horny reader can be:

A more submissive, helpless type

A more dominant, predator style

I do have my personal preference, and of course I'll still end up writing what I like best, but i would like to know your thoughts!

Sorry for the long post! Here's the poll!

[y2unagiz]

Laius is for the people who love the "Canabalism as a metaphor of love" (me)

[kyuuviix]

hi lol here more laios content

NSFW - CW //

rough fucking, slight mentions of biting, deep penetration ig, unprotected, overstim !!

afab reader btw !!#*(!";;!?

okay enjoy

you grind your teeth together, molars clenched tight. your feet were steady on their tippy toes, trying to retain your own balance as another slam against your ass makes you reel.

your knees buckle as his dick kisses your womb once again, gaining a sharp whimper in return.

"shhhh, shhh, it's okay..." laios cooed softly against the shell of your ear, both of his arms tightly wrapped over your tummy, hefty balls smacking your puffy pussy lips with each thorough thrust.

your back arched away from him, tears running down your face. his fat tip scrapes against the mushy spot in your hole- your legs pathetically giving out.

"o-oh my-gu-ha!"

your words were turned to gibberish, a thin sheen coating your bruised lips as one of his large hands fanned out over your lower abdomen, pressing down softly.

oh shit.

you could only see white for a solid second, his other hand gripping the fat on your hip to hold you up.

his thrusts stuttered, a crackled whine broke from between his parted lips, tipping his head forward against the crevice of your neck. the heat of his breath coated your skin, hurried whispers following closely.

"mmm, 'm getting close, s-ooo good..."

sandy hair tickled your clammy skin as he perched you up, teeth slowly sinking into your warm flesh.

then, his hand on your stomach pushed down even more, a sloppy squelch following as slick trailed down your inner thighs, and he held still- raising a bicep over your ribs.

you could feel it. your mind was shattering beyond recognition, his cock bottoming out inside of you, twitching endlessly as he filled you to the brim.

it was disgustingly warm. made you feel all cradled and full, head lulled into that dreamy headspace you always ended up in when you two had sex, but this felt different.

the heat was feverish, tingling up your spine as your tears of pure pleasure beaded at your waterline, making you clamp your eyes shut.

you couldn't stop shaking- it felt like your orgasm had stretched out to last hours. you didn't even notice how you two were now cooped up in bed, laios nuzzling into your neck and praising you with sweet nothings.

"you okay?" his voice was still so soft, fingers running over your jawline as your eyes fluttered open.

"did i hurt you anywhere? are you comfortable?"

you responded with as small nod, curling your feet into the sheets. you were floating on cloud 9.

"'m fine," you gave a slight hoarse chuckle, twisting onto your side. "just a bit hungry."

at that, his eyes gave a small gleam, before he took two fingers and dipped them between the mess between your thighs, holding the mixture over your tongue.

"give it a taste, then."

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idk how i feel bout this one i got a bit uninspired and drabbled this in boredom 😞 okay im probably gonna be a nsfw alphabet with him before i twist around and start writing that prompt up

[wenigstenshabeichesversucht]

Nobody’s son, nobody’s daughter

Pairing: Luke Castellan x Poseidon!Reader

Summary: You loved him, and you left him, years later you met again, now hunter and pray.

Warnings: hurt, self-fulfilling prophecies, Lovers to Enemies, english is not my native language

Word Count: 1k

(i. You’re in the wind, I’m in the water)

Prophecies had a funny way to become true. The more you did to prevent them, the more you helped to fulfill them. Asked Laius, King of Thebes. He gave away his son Oedipus because it was prophesied that his son would kill him. At the end Oedipus killed Laius because he didn’t know that the King was his father. Not to mention that Oedipus, after killing Laius, married his own mother, hence it’s called Oedipus complex, if someone is interested in one of his parents. All of this could have been prevented if Laius had not tried to stop the prophecy. You had thought that would be enough for everyone to learn the lesson about self-fulfilling prophecies and trying to meddle with fate.

But that was before you learned about the Great Prophecy given by the Oracle over seventy years ago. A prophecy which was hanging over you like a sword of Damocles since you had arrived at camp and your father had claimed you.

The prophecy in question said, that a kid of one of the big three, had to save or damn the Olympus at the sweet age of sixteen. Right now, you were the only known child of one of the big three. A few years back, there had been another child, Thalia, daughter of Zeus, but she died on the border of Camp Half-Blood. Now the responsibility felt solely on your shoulders, and you hated it. Some days you would love nothing more than to scream at your father, Poseidon. But you were already cursed enough, you didn’t want to draw his wrath onto yourself. You just wanted peace. You just wanted to turn sixteen without having to save Olympus. Was that too much to ask for? It seemed so.

“Sometimes I hate everything about being a half blood”, you told your boyfriend Luke Castellan, son of Hermes, as you two were sitting at the beach, watching the waves hitting the shore. The sun was slowly setting, painting the clouds about your heads in a mix of orange and pink. He was sitting behind you with his arms around you and his chin was resting on your shoulder. He was the golden boy of the camp, and you were glad, that he had found interest in you. You, who had been cursed with this prophecy. The fate of the world was resting on your shoulders and that didn’t make you easier to love. But he loved you and was possibly the only reason you hadn't freaked out from sheer fear yet. Fear about what was to come, fear about messing it all up.

“It's not fair what everyone expects from you, but you are handling it so well, love”, he whispered in your ears and feeling his hot breath on your skin, you closed your eyes. If you could, you would stay at this moment forever. The soft rushing of the waves in the air, his warm hands on your body, the peace of your mind.

“I love you”, turning in his embrace, you gazed into his beautiful brown eyes. You loved him more than you could ever put into words. You loved to watch him comfort the younger kids, flying through air with his winged shoes or sword fighting in the area.

“I love you more, and I will always stay by your side”, he promised, before connecting his lips with yours.

Later, you would realize, that this promise was meant to be broken, like all promises.

Luke broke his promise, that he would always stay by your side, in the cruelest way possible. Your sixteen’s birthday was less than two weeks away, when he got a quest from his father. He could have taken you with him, but in the end he didn't. He left you back at camp, according to him, for your own protection. He left you when you needed him the most.

Your dreadful birthday came closer and closer, and you couldn’t take it. In the end your angst was stronger than your love for him, and you did the only thing you could think of to prevent the prophecy. You left camp and Luke behind and joined the Hunters of Artemis to stop aging.

(ii. Nobody’s son, nobody’s daughter)

Years later you met again. Everything had changed except your appearance. You looked frozen in time, still like the girl that he left behind at camp all those years ago. But everything else had changed.

He was older, a gruesome scar adored his face and, in his eyes, laid no more kindness. He was no longer Hermes son; he was a traitor. You were no longer Poseidon’s daughter; you were a huntress. You were no longer lovers; you were the hunter, and he was your prey.

Putting an arrow in your bow, you took aim. But something was holding you back, you couldn’t shoot.

“Y/N!”, finally he took notice of you. Years ago, there was love in his voice, when he addressed you, now there was only pain. He had hurt you, and you had hurt him, that was the way things went. And now you would kill him for his treason.

Letting go of the arrow, it pierced through the air, the feathers were caressing his face, before the arrow embedded itself in the trunk next to Luke's head. Both of you knew, that if you really had wanted to kill him, he would have been dead. But in the pit of your stomach was something that felt like regret. Something that stopped you from piercing his forehead with your arrow.

He left you first, but he returned. You never returned. He returned from a failed quest to find out his girlfriend left him, to join the maiden hunt. That wasn’t an excuse to swear an oath to Kronos, but by wanting to prevent the prophecy you pushed Luke in the wrong direction. Now it was the job of your younger half brother to safe Olympus, he was the kid of the prophecy, thanks to you.

“The next time I see you, I will kill you”, your stern voice left no room for doubt. You wouldn’t miss your next shot.

“Run!”, you didn't have to tell Luke twice. Like a hare fleeing from a wolf, he ran away. It hurt to see him running away instead towards you. Maybe that would help to finally learn your lesson about self-fulfilling prophecies.

[dungeonfood]

Hi guys! I've been gone for a while! A looong while. Mostly busy with life and other stuff. It happens

But I couldn't help but notice the increase in readers everywhere! I’m so happy more people are getting into Dungeon Meshi! It really deserves the attention :D

In fact, I kept receiving so many notifications (thank you for that! They made me happy every time they popped up) that i caved in and started revisiting my old works

And I’ll be honest- I didn't quite like them anymore. I felt they didn’t reflect my writing style. So I decided to re-do them!

Right now, I'm re-writing a Laius x Reader I had posted on AO3 . It’s a beastkin! Reader, and there’s some funky androgynous/intersex stuff going on with them, so it might not be everyone's cup of tea -it’s certainly not one of my tamest fics-, but if you are interested, feel free to drop by and give it a read! The first chapters don't delve too deeply into sex/gender stuff, so they should be safe and fluffy

I’ll be leaving the link here as soon as the first chapter is done and published

[kyuuviix]

first time posting el oh el!!!

NSFW warning!!! laios from dunmeshi x reader type beat

im nowhere near used to the format so ill get there but this is just a lil blurb i wrote in maybe 30ish minutes??

tw: cunnilingus, def ooc laios, he's horny as hell 😞

enjoy i hope

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another orgasm bubbled out of your sopping slit, thighs trembling as your high, reedy moans crumbled into low, broken cries as tears ran down your face.

"my lord- fuck, please...!"

you wept, sweat trailing down your neck and making your skin stick to the filled-out parts of your messy silk button-up.

the king- or rather, your husband had come back from his dealings hungry, and with his limit of preferred food, (monsters no longer being on the roster) you were the next best thing.

"still talking with such formality when i'm eating this pretty little pussy of yours? hope all of that royalty talk didn't fog your brain while i was away."

your eyes were on the verge of rolling into the abyss of your eyelids, chest quickly falling and rising as his grip tightened around your thighs.

your lips felt bludgeoned, a tingling feeling rippling over your face, your spine- and especially between your legs.

his tongue flayed against your messy cunt, prodding and thrusting the slick muscle against your folds, suckling down onto your warm bud as his lips trickled out a deep groan in response.

"but don't worry, you'll call me by my name soon enough."

as soon as he came home to the castle, he was quick to locate you in your usual spot, demanding everyone leave to a different floor, as he needed time to 'debrief' everything to the queen. as you could easily tell, he needed his fix.

he dragged you to your shared bedroom, which you were more than ecstatic to follow along with, after all, it's been far too long since you two were intimate.

and here you are now, only in your unkempt button-up with your thighs held apart, sweat dotting every inch of your skin as your husband happily nestled his head between your legs, lapping at your cunt fervently.

his hips pressed against the comforter of the bed, sucking your sweet liquids into his mouth, pulling an uneven whine out of you- which made him grin.

"you just love what my tongue does to you, huh?"

his lidded gaze was scoped on you, laying his tongue flat against your clit and gently caving it inside of your tight slit.

your back arched upwards with a defeated cry, head pressing into the silk comforters, legs instinctively trying to writhe out of his grip.

but the way your hand tussled and messily gripped at his ash-blonde tufts told him otherwise, your spare hand gathering in the covers.

his pupils dilated further as his tongue dipped into your warm, velvety walls yet again- a coy grin eating at his lower jaw. he was teasing you, he knew you were close to cumming again, he just wanted you to beg for it.

and beg, you'd do.

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sorry this is so half-assed lol

[kyuuviix]

NSFW Alphabet

Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi / Delicious in Dungeon

let's go lol

afab reader guys

A - Aftercare. what're they like after sex?

- this man is so fucking sweet with you. whether you were the one taking control or you were the one on the bottom, he's quick to comfort you. he has an entire mental checklist for after you two are done.

one, he immediately starts cleaning you up, whether it's with his tongue or with an actual wash cloth. regardless, you two are going in the shower.

he cleans you up, asks if you want to eat anything, (you usually say no out of wanting to sleep- but either way he'll be stirring something up in the kitchen after massaging you down and crooning you to sleep.)

B - Body part. their favorite part of you and themselves.

- laios loves literally ANYTHING about you. he holds all parts of you dearly to his heart and to memory. though, he loves sliding his hands up your shirt to cup your tits if his hands are cold.

bonus points if that turns into something more.

he often finds himself tweaking with your nipples as well, as if testing their perkiness with a light flick. they're so warm and sensitive, he just can't help it.

same thing with your ass or your stomach, though. he'll rest his hands over your abdomen, letting his fingertips delve under the waistband of your panties. he doesn't mean to tease- usually. he just loves how warm you are.

oh and before i forget- he really likes thigh jobs.

his favorite part about himself is probably his hands. he likes how agile they can be, and with some time and practice, he knows how to make you tick easily with just a couple of fingers.

C - Cum. literally anything to do with cum in general. what's the taste and consistency of theirs, do they like the taste of yours? this one's free game.

- it really depends on what position you guys are in or what you two just engaged in.

doggystyle? he's busting all over your back, sorry bout it. missionary? he's glossing it all over your sloppy clit if it's not already drilled into you.

if, in the scenario that he ends up face fucking you, he'll softly grab your head by your hair, his other hand holding his cock as he smears it allll over your face. he loves how it looks.

his cum tastes REALLLL salty. it melts over your tongue when you lap it off of him, and he cums a fair bit. not too much, not too little.

yours usually gets everywhere. he likes burying his head against the pudge on your stomach and scissoring it out of you with his fingers- just to see how wet you've gotten.

he's proud of himself for pushing you over the edge as many times as he did.

also, since we all know this man is a professional pussy eater, he enjoys the taste too.

D - Dirty Secret. what's something dirty that they've done that'll come to light during sex?

- laios is an open book. everything that comes to light during sex is usually expected.

what can he say? he's a simple man.

E - Experience. how experienced are they?

- he's inexperienced. no experience, like at all. it's not like he hasn't been exposed to it and that he's clueless about everything- but he hadn't done it with anyone before. he often fantasized about losing his first time to you, though.

luckily he did.

F - Favorite Position. how do they like to take you?

- he's not picky. any position really works, but prone bone is probably his favorite. (eugh the name sounds so unappealing.). it's something about the way he's pressed up so tightly against you, how your legs kick up and flail while he humps his hips down against your ass.

he can't help it- you sound so cute getting pumped full in this position! he can't be mean to you through his words, he's too soft for you, but damn, he'll express it through his thrusts. you can tell he's close when his hips are dragging against your bruised ass, his heavy torso slabbed on your back.

he starts whining a lot, a free hand parting your hair out of your face as he starts incoherently rambling about how good you feel.

he loves that position a little too much.

(bonus! he also adores the cowgirl position, only when he's sitting up though so he can shove his head in your tits.)

G - Goofy. are they more serious in the moment, or more relaxed and humorous?

- laios is such a big goofball and uses humor often in his day to day life when things get a bit serious.

when you two are doing it, that doesn't really change much. he finds himself falling into it though, he's so lovey dovey that he can't help it.

he talks a lot throughout it, whether he's in that headspace where he's so into it that everything's just pooling out of him, or whether he's chuckling at the way you frown at his fingers moving a bit too slow for you.

tldr; he's a bit goofy.

H - Hair. how well groomed are they?

- he does trim it up a bit here and there, but he never just shaves it all off. it's there for a reason, right? plus, don't think he doesn't notice how your eyes trail down the light dusting of hair that disappears under the band of his boxers.

he's been walking around shirtless way more since he last caught that.

I - Intimacy. what're they like during it? romantically.

- he's so sweet. when he's really deep in, his palms meet your face and your eyes meet his. they're so foggy- but so full of love, if he had a tail, it would be wagging.

he can only nuzzle into your neck and trail sloppy kisses all over you, can only murmur and pant into your ear about how much he loves you, how kind you are and how pretty you look.

he's shamelessly rutting into you, parted lips coated with drool as he huffed into your ear.

"s-ooo pretty..."

he's a lover boy <3

J - Jack off. masturbation hcs.

- he hates it when you're away for long. having you in his vicinity is enough for his needs to go back to normal. but when you're away, he gets incredibly lonely sometimes, and eventually- horny.

he doesn't use your panties to masturbate. he uses that one shirt of his that you basically stole from his closet. he finds it so attractive when you wear his clothes, especially if you wear nothing underneath 'em.

if you're around and he gets the occasional bulge in his pants, he'll just nestle up besides you and press his nose against the shell of your ear, a hand on your hip and the other on your inner thigh.

"can i...get a little bit of help?"

K - Kink. what are they into? what kinks do they have alongside the skeletons in their closet?

- okay, we all already know he has a food kink, that's common knowledge. honey, frosting, whip-cream, maybe melted chocolate, just pour it all over. not too much though, he might need it later.

he likes it when you cry, though, as weirdly out of character that might sound.

in the sense that you're crying out of pure pleasure. it's so much that tears are slipping out of your eyes and running down your face. you're not crying because you're upset, or that something bad happened, you're just crying because you're being stuffed so good right now.

also...okay, maybe a slight breeding kink. very slight. he's kept it from you, but he's obsessed with the idea of having kids with you. he wants to be the best father there is, in comparison to how shit his father treated him. and he sees you as the perfect match for it.

he always did want his own family, so if you'll allow a creampie here and there- he'll be the happiest man in the world.

L - Location. favorite places to get down n dirty???

- he's not a public place typa guy, you'll have to get him REALLY excited for him to get horny enough to fuck you somewhere even semi-public.

the comfort of your house or his is the best in his eyes- though, one time you guys were out on a date in a wide, open field. the sundress you had on was a bit too tempting, and...

spring showers are always nice, right?

M - Motivation. what turns him on? what gets him going?

- over in the jack off section i noted that he loves it when you wear his clothes, right? well, yeah. pull on one of his shirts, unbutton it down a little and wear nothing else, that's the cheat code.

he also likes it when you dote on him here n there, fussing over him and coddling. it just shows that you care a lot for him. also shows that you'll be a perfect mother but whatever.

a quick makeout session never fails to rile him up either, the feel of your hands running through his hair, the way your thighs straddle over the fat on his stomach, god, you're perfect.

oh, also, invite him into the shower. he'll DEFINITELY enjoy that.

N - NO. something they wouldn't do.

- okay, he's obviously against literally anything outlandish, like scat play or piss play or whatever. one thing he can't really stomach is the idea of hurting you during it. like, if you ask him to slap you or something. he'll definitely be against the idea for a while until you convince him to try it after more reassurance.

he's also somewhat against gags, he just loves being able to hear you- if you're coherent enough in the first place. he wants to kiss you, slip his tongue in your mouth, hear your moans and pleas, and a gag stops all of that.

O - Oral. do they prefer giving, receiving, what's their skill?

- he's absolutely obsessed with eating you out. the way you hump upwards into his lips, the way your walls clamp and squeeze around his fingers and tongue. even the perspective he's looking at you from is absolutely delightful.

your slickness usually ends up coating a whole lot of his face, from the nose down- and he's hooked. you make the ranking on his top ten favorite things to eat.

sit on this man's face, please. he'll praise you for doing so, especially when you take control and start mindlessly riding and humping down on his lips. get lost in it, truly, he loves it.

he prefers eating you out, but when you decide to go down on him and suck him off, it's almost unfair to pit them against each other- your mouth is amazing.

you do this thing where you lull your tongue over the veins around his frenulum, suckling slowly as you progress down to his balls, taking one into your mouth.

your hands simultaneously jerk at him as you play tricks with your tongue.

the obscene noises clicking out of his throat tells you enough about how he's liking it.

P - Pace. are they fast n rough, or slow and sensual?

- it always depends on how needy either of you get. he likes taking time with you, and will start out slow and and sensual, after all- he doesn't want to hurt you.

but sometimes he finds himself getting a bit too excited. maybe specifically after finding something or experimenting with a flower that's sex pollen adjacent, he'll be all on you the moment he comes home.

if he's been away from home for a while? he's all over you.

and he's usually way faster. instead of being handsy with you and dragging the foreplay out, he's desperate, thumbing your panties to the side and sinking himself into you quickly.

Q - Quickie. how often? how do they feel about them?

- he's not against them, but the only time you guys do quickies is if he's going somewhere soon or you're going somewhere soon. he wants to spend his time with you during sex.

R - Risk. do they like experimenting, or taking risks?

- at first, yeah, he's down. he needs to know what you like to please you, right? he's happy to know what excites you and turns you on. one of the things he's definitely willing to try out is bondage.

he thinks it'd be fun- not just in the sexual aspect.

S - Stamina. how many rounds can he last? what's his stamina like?

- alright, this is where it gets a bit tricky. his stamina is finicky, it depends on how needy he is- so maybe a good 2-3 rounds?

he usually tries his best to keep up with your sex drive, so if you want more, you'll get more.

if he hadn't seen you for like months, expect a solid night of passion, so maybe around 4 rounds?

T - Toys. is he game to use toys? does he own any, does he use them on you?

- he ORIGINALLY didn't have any... the ones he does have are because of you- not that he bought them, but you bought some FOR him.

you will never forget how rosy his cheeks burned when you waved around a strap-on with a smirk on your face.

he'll admit, he was curious. so you two tried it.

best thing ever.

his brain is melting as your hips meet the curve of his ass yet again, the silicone material angling against that weakened spot in his walls.

he clenches his teeth once more, oh, it hurts but it feels like heaven.

he's got an elbow propped up against the mattress, his dominant hand pumping his runny cock with another weak cry.

"wowww, you're dripping everywhere. you really like this, don't you?"

he can only respond with a dry huff, spit dribbling over the plump skin on his bottom lip.

"f-feels soo goooood..."

laios' voice is breaking with each word, poor thing sounds like he's nearly crying.

it brings a new high of excitement to the both of you...and something (laios) tells you this isn't gonna be the last time you use this.

U - Unfair. how often do they tease you?

- often. this is like, one of his favorite things to do. around the house, in the shower, it's insane how badly this man wants you.

while you guys are watching something, he'll pull you onto his lap and let his hands play with you, and sometimes you'll feel a weird poking sensation against your ass and then you connect the dots.

while relaxing, he'll sink his teeth into the soft fat of your thighs- just for fun! he likes biting you, just because you're so warm and any part of you feels perfect against his teeth.

while you're doing anything, he'll wrap his arms over your shoulders and pepper kisses over your head. he just loves touching you, sometimes he means to tease, other times he doesn't.

V - Volume. how loud are they?

- whether he's on bottom or top, he makes quite the bit of noise. let's say that there's a line for volume, like a TV. the middle of the bar, 50, is his normal talking voice. 0 is when he's being silent, and 100 is screaming at the top of his lungs.

if he's on top, he's usually like a 40-45. on bottom? easily a 55-60.

now, if you're pegging him, put his head in a pillow and pray. he's so weak to it, he loses his voice sometimes.

this also depends on where you guys are. is his party around? you'll do whatever you can to muffle his moans, because sometimes he just forgets.

in the safety of your house, though??? yeah, that's a wrap.

W - Wild card. any random head cannon?

- he loves it when you play with his nipples while milking him dry, he effectively turns to mush at the feeling of you tweaking and playing with them whilst sloppily jerking him off or playing with his prostate.

oh, especially if you're sucking on them. he's all yours to play with and he's happy to announce that.

same thing with a blowjob, but when you do this thing where you flicker your tongue against his v-line. it sets him on fire.

X - X-ray. what's going on in those pants?

- his cock is pretty girthy. give or take, maybe 3 inches in circumference? 5 inches soft and 6.5-7.5 inches hard?

it leans to the right a little bit and curves upwards when erect.

hey, it's up to your personal interpretation. 😞

Y - Yearning. how high is their sex drive?

usually not high at all. when you're around, the need for such things can dissipate- for a short amount of time. he doesn't know why, but it's probably because your relationship with him is perfect, there's not much of a need for it.

buuuut, that said, he does enjoy it...a lot.

Z - ZZZ. how quickly do they fall asleep?

- if he successfully satiates your sexual needs and follows through with the usual aftercare, he's out like a log. when you go down on him and he finally cums, he's already dozing off.

on the occasion that you both are lazy and just wanna go to sleep after, he flexes his biceps around you tightly and holds you to his chest whilst rubbing soothing patterns on your back. and you two fall into slumber immediately.

sometimes he finds himself still on top of you and tries to roll off, hoping he wasn't bothering you.

but your body protests. you're quick to pull him back over you, mumbling a lazy 'nuh uh, stay.'

a dopey smile spreads over his lower jaw.

yeah, he's gonna be staying for a loooong time.

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i really like this one lol ngl lol, uhhh sorry if this is like yk ooc to any of you???

if i read back on this and see any spelling errors i WILL be deleting my entire blog /j

edit: i forgot y. hitting the delete button as we speak

[kyuuviix]

UGH I HATE MY WRITING SO BAD SOMETIMES

like i have a laios nsfw in the drafts where it's a modern au and you two are having a cliche movie night and yea and then i have that prompt in the normal dunmeshi universe that you guys wanted me to write on the poll a month or so ago and that's also like chapter 1 finished but UGHHHH SOMETIMSS I JUST WANNA SCRAP IT ALL

[kyuuviix]

okay so im thinking about this prompt for dunmeshi obviously the character being laios but at the same time idk

DUNMESHI SPOILERS!!

reader is a singer or wtv, you always sing at a tavern on stage and eventually it starts gaining traction. laios becomes king lmao, and he finds himself being cooped up in the castle. he wants to go out more instead of boring around some paperwork and settling disputes here n there. eventually, he starts going to said tavern under a disguise to make it easier for himself- he enjoys the drinks and the side dishes they have- but he's captivated by your voice. was it the adrenaline from sneaking out of the castle, he doesn't know, but you were a pretty good singer.

now, it turns out that the reader (you) is lowkey being abused in the industry that you work in. it's toxic, physically draining, mentally exhausting- and you want OUT. you can't stand another day on stage- is this the only way to achieve your dreams?

well, you perform again! barely being able to hold it all together before you're pulled off stage.

laios, amidst the crowd, can see that something's up. what exactly? he doesn't know. but he can see the signs.

something's going on...

okay uhhh idk how i feel about this ngl lol im digging around for ideas and ermmmm nothin much is coming to mind 😓

i have to dodge around plot holes here n there so we'll see lol

[dungeonfood]

Hey. Hello. Hi!!! I dunno how long it has been and if ths blog is still active and if you're still into this, but I really like your Laius x reader headcanons. Have you written any fics of the characters? So far, it's been headcanons, and I was curious. (Your writing is good. I would love to read more. I especially love the short ones you wrote with the four of em on their first dates with reader---Laius' was so, so sweet.)

Hii, i'm back! It's been a while

About your question: i have, actually! I go by Zarekii in AO3, and basically all my content was dunmesh reader insert haha

If the date headcanons were your favourite, i think you might be interested in a 7 minutes in heaven style fic i did

Here's a direct link: fic (hope it works! I never know how to do these kind of things haha)

[dungeonfood]

I’m not sure if tumblr’s algorithm is still shit, so please refer to it as a... lemon shudders

(This kind of content will be tagged as lemon)

Laius

He’s not vey experienced – if at all – but he makes up for it with enthusiasm

But don’t worry, he’s a quick learner and will get the hang of it in no time.

At first it will be a bit slow as you teach him the ropes, but after those first times hell want to try other stuff

He’s very eager to please -and to satisfy his own curiosity

Your reactions to his touch are amazing to him. How you arch you back when he touches you, or how excited you get when he kisses your neck, he cant help but admire it

Until you give his dick attention. Then all though goes out the window and he’s reduced to a blushing mess

Give him a blowjob and you’ll blow out his mind. The little gasps and whines he lets out are adorable.

He likes experimentation. (And seeing your reaction to it)

Be prepared to stop him if he gets too into it tho. His curiosity might lead him poke around without warning

I feel he would especially enjoy eating out someone mainly cause it goes well with the theme of the manga. I’m sorry :3

Not very dominant, not particularly submissive either (although he tends to fall on that end of the spectrum)

He’s strong and has quite a bit of stamina on account of being the party’s warrior

A bit clueless in the aftercare, but tries his best. Whatever you ask for he’ll do, be it get you water or cuddle you till you fall asleep.

He’s got a lot of energy tho, so be ready for round two in a bit.

[dungeonfood]

headcannons of a relationship with Marcille, Chilchack, Laius and Senshi?

Marcille

-I feel like she wold be the most comfortable with PDA, and the most demonstrative in that aspect overall

-she would love to walk hand in hand, give you little tokens of her affection, kiss your cheek when passing by, etc.

-she would expect at least some attention in return, and might feel like there’s something wrong if you don’t unless you assure her otherwise.

-she would look after you, checking you for wounds first thing after a battle

-if you let her, she would love to help you take care of your hair. Washing, brushing, braiding. She likes it, and feels it’s a nice way to do something together. Feel free to reciprocate

Laius

-I think he can be a pretty absentminded person, his thoughts often entertained with monsters or other curiosities

-that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be an attentive lover. Just that he might need a bit more of guiding and explaining of your expectations and feelings

-as in, he’s pretty dense. You’ll have to spell out some stuff for him

-I also headcanon him as inexperienced, so it’ll be a learning process too, but he’ll try his best!

-even if he fails at some stuff at first, his never-ending optimism and determination will make up for it

-he would love it if you were also into monsters, or at least be willing to listen to him when he gets hyped up about it.

-he would give you stuff that he thought was cool or reminded him of you. Sometimes they’re a bit weird, (“these basilisk claws’ reminded me of you!” “okay…?”) but it’s always with the best intentions.

Senshi

-he’s a calm fellow

-some PDA would be alright, like hand holding and chaste kisses, but more than that and he’ll become bashful

-he would always make sure you eat enough

-if he can, he’ll make your preferred dishes with the available ingredients (the rest might complain of favouritism. And they’ll be right)

-he’ll give you the most nutritious parts too, but you might not like those as much (i.e.; mandrake’s heads)

-forehead kisses or kisses on the top of the head would be his favourite (either while you’re sitting down or he climbs onto something so he can reach. He’ll do it)

-he also likes if you rest against him when sitting. Don’t worry, he can handle your weight more than fine.

-if you offer to help him cook he’ll be ecstatic. Especially if you bring new ideas and dishes from your homeland to the table. He’ll try to incorporate them into his ‘menu’.

Chilchack

-he’s the least affectionate one.

-at the start of the relationship he tries to keep his professional façade on, so PDA is a no. He’ll give in later on tough, but mostly light stuff in public

-cheesy pick-up lines will amuse him even if he scoffs at them.

-deep down he likes the attention and knowing you like him. Even if he hides his smiles and acts cool about it.

-he likes to tease back and forth, so if you’re quick-witted you could try to one-up him. (your reward will be a blushing halfling. Or a terribly cocky one if you fail)

-he tends to show his affection via little gestures he tries to present as afterthoughts in a nonchalant manner. But don’t fall for it, he actually put thought into them.

-he can be a bit rude or insensitive because of his cynicism

-if you get upset though, he will regret it. He’ll swallow his pride and apologize. He’s a pretty sound guy when not on the defensive, so if he’s come to terms with his mistake he’ll try to make up for it. 

[dungeonfood]

headcannons for the main 4 with a short s/o?

I’ll interpret the Main Four as Marcille, Laius, Senshi and Chilchack from now on.

I’m not sure how to interpret “short”, and there’s no canonical heights either. I think Kui is leaning more towards this picture:

but it has been a bit inconsistent through the series, and I’ve come to imagine them like this:

So ‘my’ heights are: Laius: 1.85/6'1" Marcille: 1.67/5’6” Senshi: 1.40/4’7” Chichack: 1.25/4’1” And I’ll consider “short” something around 1.60/5’3” EDIT: I realized that height (which is actually mine) may not be short for other genders/countries, but I think it still sticks. Feel free to request something more specific/with different height headcanons for the characters though!

With that in mind, let’s get into it

Marcille

-might poke some fun at you every now and then

-maybe hold something out of your reach for a bit to fluster you

-if it bothers you, she’ll immediately apologize and won’t do it again, but if you don’t mind she’ll keep it up

-finds it cute when you can’t reach stuff, especially if you’re pouty about it

Laius

-he likes how tiny your hands are against his, and how he can fully envelop you in a hug

-he’ll come from behind and rest his head on top of yours

-won’t really tease you about it, but will make it apparent without meaning to like in the aforementioned scenarios ^

-will hand you anything you can’t reach without second thought.

Senshi

-Actually shorter than you!

-unable to reach stuff you can’t either, but he can boost you up.

-doesn’t mind carrying you

-other than that, there isn’t much difference

-he doesn’t really care about it

Chilchack

-you maybe short but he’s shorter

-he might even tease you for it

-“I may be a halfling, but you’re just short!”

-he feels more comfortable with you than with people on the other end of the height spectrum.

-he’ll still be the one that can’t reach stuff (he won’t actually ask for help, he’s too proud, but will appreciate the help even If he says he had it under control)

-you could offer him to climb on your shoulders if none of you can reach something. It might form a sense of kinship between you. Who knows?

[dungeonfood]

headcannons on the main four on this valentines day???

Laius

-let’s be honest; he probably forgets

-if you get upset about it he will rush to get you something though; seeing you sad is something he does not want

-even if you’re not upset, he likes the idea of doing something for you once you remind him

-I hope you like monsters (what are you even doing with him if you don’t??)

-he might get you a weird specimen he found, or some cool bones he hid while Marcille wasn’t looking

-if you want to give him a gift, anything monster related would do really.

-he might also take you somewhere you can observe monsters (like when they travelled in between all those tentaclus in the tower)

-he’ll shower you with facts he thinks you would find interesting

- “There’s a legend about how kelpie bones can be used to link people. Maybe we should make some talismans, so we’re connected no matter how far apart!”

Marcille

-she will go out of her way to find something to give you

-it’s hard to find pretty gifts in a dungeon, so she might make something herself.

-she puts her all into whatever she makes, be it a weird bouquet or a bar of scented soap

-if things go her way, she’ll leave little tokens all through the day so you can find them as you go.

-she loves your face when you find them. If it were up to her she would dote on you all day.

-she’s probably the one who expects something in return the most and might be a bit bummed out if you forget, but won’t hold it over your head

-if you do give her something, she will be ecstatic (unless it’s a monster. Please don’t give her monsters)

-an activity she might like is to stay in bed for a bit longer, maybe braid each other’s hair as you chat

-she promises that once you get outside, she will take you out to eat.

- “there’s this restaurant where they serve delicious squid dishes. You’ll love them!”

Chilchack

-he remembers, but doesn’t really care (”it’s dumb”)

-if you are particularly stoked about the tradition he might consider it though

-if you give him something, he will be surprised but act calm about it and thank you, maybe even say that you didn’t need to. (he’ll like that you thought of him and feel special tho, so go for it)

-if you want to take him for a date, take him drinking. He’ll love it

-if you have given him something or you become bummed out he didn’t do anything he might feel a bit guilty

-he’ll probably do something for you, like share some booze he found or sew that hole on your bag that you’ve been meaning to take care off for a while now.

-all while blushing, even if he tries to be nonchalant about it

- “Happy Valentines, I guess… don’t look at me like that!”

Senshi

-his contact with society has been scarce since he has been living in the dungeon for years now, so he probably doesn’t even know of the tradition

-if you mention it to him though he will prepare you something you once mentioned you liked with the available ingredients

-gift wise he would prefer something you made yourself, like a little necklace or talisman

-he would greatly treasure it, taking it wherever he went

-he’s also a very calm person, so if he could he would like to make a break in the day to sit together and relax, letting your troubles melt away in each other’s company

-he might even let you braid his hair! (just you though)

- “Both a good diet and exercise are needed fer a healthy body, but resting is also important. Come, let’s sit together fer a moment.”

[dungeonfood]

would things change with their s/o once they change bodies? with Chilchack, Laius and Marcille

I don’t think things would change much emotionally wise. What might change are some routines or actions they can no longer perform.

For the sake of brevity, you’re human, and remained human (feel free to request a scenario of where you become another race tho)

Chilchack

-he big!

-he’s still getting used to his new size (“the floor’s so far away!”)

-if you insist you might get him to carry you for a bit tho

-watching you crane your neck upwards and even stand on your tiptoes for a kiss is really amusing to him

-he will tease you for your new height difference

- “how’s it feel, shorty?”

-his voice is also a bit deeper

-don’t miss the opportunity to use him as a big pillow!

-just a warning; his stubble might burn you a bit.

Laius

-he’s thrilled with his new form

- “look, I’m so strong now! I can see in the dark!”

-he will lift you up

-and get exhausted after

-he’ll offer to carry your stuff anyways

-he might blush when you lean down to give him a kiss. It’s so weird since he is usually the one that has to bend down!

-he’ll redden even more if you call him cute. He’s not used to this!

Marcille

-she tiny :D

-between her low mana and small size she is now basically useless in battle, so she might be a bit sad. Give her love!

-she likes having an excuse for you to carry her on your shoulders tho

-since she’s so small you can cuddle on the same sleeping bag at night

-her senses became heightened too, so she’ll perceive things she didn’t before.

- “I can hear your heartbeat. It’s nice…”

-she can’t reach you when she wants a kiss, but her pouts are exceptionably adorable in this form

[dungeonfood]

Some headcanons on Laius dating a Lich? (Bonus if we get some reactions from the party to Laius dating something so terrifying)

I picture a lich like a wizard skeleton with ample magic and some power over the dead. If that’s not what you had in mind feel free to request again!

Synthesized (cause I actually lost control of this and wrote a shit-tone of stuff about it. might post it later) headcanons for the Lich s/o with the relationship already settled:

-Laius likes holding your hands to warm them up. They’ll cool as soon as he let’s go, but that doesn’t deter him.

-You’re an almost immortal being with immense power. He would appreciate it if what guided you was your desire to learn and not a want to dominate the world or something like that

-the fact that you’re a lich doesn’t reflect in how he treats you. He’ll talks to you like he would to any other

-you actually know quite a bit about monsters (having lived quite a few years and all that), so it’s a good exchange; he updates you on the new discoveries and you disclose little known titbits you have unearthed on your travels

-the sight of his face when you tell him something he didn’t know fills you with joy. It’s nice to find someone you share interests with. And so passionate at that! (you might also like how impressed he is at your grasp on the matter)

-he once went out of his way to bring you a specimen you had mentioned you were curious about (it was a cute gesture, but you asked he at least take you with him next time, because he had sustained too many injures for it to be worth it. He disagreed on the last part)

-you can help him get the hang on magic (although your system might be a bit antiquated. Cilchack will also threaten you if you try to teach him something about the dark arts)

-on that line of thought; the rest of the party will be pretty restless at first

-a lich? Was he mad??

-they will fear you are planning on using him for some dark scheme

-every party member warns him to be cautious at least once

 -as time passes though, and if you can convincingly show them you mean no harm and only want to help, they might come to accept you and your relationship

-Depending on your morals (is your use of magic and the dark arts ethical on her eyes?) Marcille will decide whether she can trust you.

-Senshi will be a bit hesitant at first too, but will eventually come around as long as you prove you have no ill will

- He rationalizes that it was Laius’ choice to be with you, and he as a friend would trust his judgement

-Chilchack however will not give in easy.

-the dark arts in on itself are a no from him, but if you’re also a person who bargained something in exchange of knowledge/power/immortality… yeah, no, don’t count him in

-his warnings to Laius might die over time, and he might even come to trust you to do certain things, but he’ll still be wary of you and disagree with your choices.

-basically, some mutual respect is all you’ll be able to get from him (but against the other possibilities, it’s pretty good!)