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malewifesband · 7 months ago

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kabru would like cheap erotica novels. he'd like to pretend (to himself at least) that its about his psych hobby since there's a lot you can glean about a cultural zeitgeist and of course what kind of things people are finding sexy lately from the porn being made and getting popular, and im sure talking in excited whispers with older women about the bodice rippers they like is a plus, but ultimately i think he'd just genuinely find them hot. hes absolutely the type to do erotic roleplays and get way too in-character

#kabru #for my labru nation: imagine kabru suggesting he be dracula seducing the maiden (laios) to drink her blood #only for them to get into a 30 minute argument about if vampires are monsters #laios: theres no evidence they exist and the legends say its basically just a dead guy that barely counts #kabru: zombies are monsters ergo vampires are monsters you should be into this!#laios: zombies also barely count. and i didnt say im not into it just that vampires arent real monsters #kabru: look are you going to play along or not because if you arent i have to put the wooden stake back in the garden

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