#laertes bothers andromeda

[laertesthelocalstranger]

hhh HEY Laertes haha, just one small teeny tiny question haha-

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED.

- Andromeda (@vapor-web)

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I had to grab something from my dimension. I- I think it was scissors? I don't remember...

Ren slipped in by accident, and they- they went to the one goddamn place that you are never, ever supposed to go.

I mean, who goes into a Stranger domain and then goes straight fucki-

Sorry. Sorry, it was my fault, and you gotta understand, I looked so hard to get them out. There are just...so many different places they could've been, and I...

I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.

[residentsofhollowville]

A letter showed up in Jude’s home, a particularly heat resistant material.

“To Jack,

A common friend of ours, Laertes, had mentioned you as a person that may help me regarding the Desolation. Both she and I believe I may have been touched by the Desolation, most likely earlier in my life which I cannot remember. I ask for help because he has rightfully said that it will only cause more damage if left unchecked, and I have already nearly killed someone in my destruction-filled anger. Please, from the bottom of my heart, please help me.

From,

Andromeda.”

(@vapor-web)

He's not much of a writer, but he's been where she is. The least he can do is try to get a response together.

Dear Andromeda,

As somebody else who turned to another patron in an attempt to run from this, I'm going to tell you now that you can't run from it. It's not the kind of thing that'll bother with a chase. It waits for you, under your skin, and for the embodiment of primal anger, it's shockingly patient.

The best you can do is face it head-on. It won't be frightened off, ergo, neither should you. Take it as what it is, embrace it, and figure out a way to channel that anger and pain.

In my case, I put on a show with it. I blended the fire with the dance I was already carrying on and let that be my outlet. I don't doubt that it's going to be different for you. It might be difficult. It might be scary. But it's worth the fight. I can promise you that.

Signed, Jack.

He puts the pen away, takes a deep breath, and starts packing it up. This'll go away with the rest of the letters, and eventually, it'll find its way home.

[laertesthelocalstranger]

"Not even close." He supposes not that she's seen, but there are a lot of people no longer in this world because of him. Laertes has never been sure what exactly happens to the people left in their pocket dimensions, just that they don't come back out again.

"Ever done it on accident?"

[He's out and about today. On the prowl, really. In need of a good meal. He never goes so long without feeding, but he has neglected himself a bit.

It won't be a simple one, oh no, he's going to feast.]

[laertesthelocalstranger]

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W̸̹̜̠̔̿̃ ̴̼̔̅͐͆͜H̵̢̛͈͔ ̶͓͖͒̃̃͝Ȁ̶̞̾ ̶̨͓̟̣̾͑̽͌Ț̸̤́͗ ̴͉̀̒́ ̵̜̒T̷̗̗̗̓́̏̚ ̷̰͔͇̍Ḣ̴̭̈̌̈ ̴͖̼̀Ę̷̘̊̆͐̌ ̷̫̀̀̆ ̵̮̮̇̈̒͐͜F̵̧͕́́ ̴̢̫͉͎̃̔͗͠Ǔ̷͉͎͑̿̒́ ̶͙̭̼̤̓̒̀́Ĉ̶̥ ̴̧̡̯̈́K̸̤̭̾̆̀̈ ̶̤̮̰̫̾̾̅͑ ̵̪̜̮̈́̎Ḓ̵̺̎́̕ ̷̢͕̔͂͝ͅỈ̶̤̥̊ ̶̙͖͔̫̀̑Ḏ̷͔͛̍̄͜ ̴̛̛̮̜͋ ̶̨̹͇̳̋̎Ỷ̶̡̛̲̪̃̌̅ ̶͖͙̻͈̃̋Ȏ̵͖̪̌ ̷̠͖̲̌̂Ư̵͍͈̭̠͝ ̶̞̋͂̏͛ ̵̡̭͕̘̑̉̕Ḑ̴̦̠́̚̚ ̶̩̋̂Ó̴͎̉̇ ̷̬͑́̆͝ ̵͖̈́Ṭ̵͝ ̶̺͈̘͇͛̉O̷͔̜̼͛ͅ ̴͖̮̥̆̏ ̷̨͌Ḿ̵͉̩̐ ̵̞̺̺̔̇̿̕Ý̸̥̱̗͈ ̸̭̒͆̊ ̸̨͇̖͗͋̈́̑S̷̬͉̖̊̈ ̸̱̘̒̓͛I̷͈̓̑͝ ̵̡͗B̷̮̬̲̽̈́̄ ̸̜̈͂̈́Ļ̵̗͠ ̶̤̿̇I̵̘̜͎̎͗̑͑ ̷͔̤̻͆̿͊Ň̵͈̱̲̍̚͝ ̴͕̝̥͓͋̾G̵͉̐

@laertesthelocalstranger

//translation: what the fuck did you do to my sibling

Uhhh personally¿? Pretty sure nothing besides some threats, I dunno. He's not harmed physically and if he is it's def not me, I've been staying with Andromeda.

[laertesthelocalstranger]

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why? I know that they sent some bugs to your place, I heard that through the grapevine, but-were they actually trying to hurt you?

I’m so sorry.

- A. (@vapor-web)

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are we going to talk about it?

I get it if you don't want to right now. But it's going to happen eventually either way.

[laertesthelocalstranger]

yk I think I have a place like that actually though I will warn you it does have a lot of stickers

to first understand birth, we must understand the events leading up, and thus biology.

no, I will not be getting into how humans were made, that is a controversial question at best, and is not something I feel qualified to discuss without bias, thank you.

each human is made of different kinds of tissue and cells and muscles and organs and hormones and other gross things. Some people can get pregnant, some can get others pregnant, some can’t, some won’t, and that’s ok.

To get pregnant, you must have the following, a:

-corporeal form.

-uterus.

-other gross traditionally “female” human bits that you are lucky you don’t have.

you must also have a number of different hormonal whatevers to insure things go as planned, but the bottom line is, if you are born a girl, then you have a good chance of having children much much lat3 in life, even if you undergo HRT, so long as you don’t mess with what’s going on bellow the belt. If you do, congratulations! You can’t have kids, and are saving yourself a world of pain.

of course, you could take the way way out of not having kids, and that is to not partake in intercourse, but that apparently just isn’t an option for some peopel, even if it’s the most full-proof solution, and no one is harmed from it, and you don’t have to worry about surgery and recovery time and medical complications but I guess some people just can’t live with s-

I’m getting off topic.

anyways.

to get someone pregnant, you must have:

-…. I hate all of the words for their body part, but just-

-traditionally “male” genatilia.

-corporeal form.

After some stimulus, and… admittedly fairly disgusting activity, the ‘female’ one has a chance at getting impregnated. They will need to take a test, and if it comes back positive, then in 9 months a bumbling little baby will be brought into the world.

durring this, the uterus is forced to stretch and grow alongside the infant, expanding and moving and sometimes even destroying organs inside the ‘mother’’s body.

after nine months (sometimes a shorter amount of time, but that is somewhat rare), the ‘mother” is most often rushed to a hospital to give birth when the time comes.

I won’t say exactly what happens, bc it is scarring, painful, gross, and uncomfortable, and I have tried as hard as I can durring my life to know a little as I can about it.

That is the basic run down. I have censored quite a bit for I am uncomfortable, and seeing as you are a quilt, and thus inapplicable to you, you do not need to know the graphic details.

-@not-qualified-for-your-bull

hi dear human beings what the actual fuck