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[vex-bittys]

Would full-sized lamias be protective of their owners against armed muggers, and aggressive cryptids?

*All lamia bittybones would strive to defend their owners from danger, even if they are miniatures! A lamia loves and cherishes the person who adopts him, and he will do anything in his power to keep that person safe from an attacker.

*All lamia bittybones prefer to avoid physical conflict (except for Mambas who will throw down over how you put the toilet paper on the roll). Full-sized lamias would be more likely to put themselves between you and the danger than to immediately attack (except for a Mamba). If they can’t scare away (FireRing, Honey Bo, King, Coral, Chain) or negotiate with (Papython, Corny, Krait, Pygmy) the assailant, the lamia will fight.

*It’s important to remember that even miniature lamias might have venom (Krait, FireRing [non-lethal], King, Coral, and Mamba), and they can all use magic though a large magical expenditure for a miniature lamia can severely drain his magic. While it would be dangerous, the small lamias would still try to protect their owner.

[askaceattorney]

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Sure thing, we’d love for you to come over...

for Christmas.

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[vex-bittys]

Do lamias like toys, games, or plushie dolls? Please tell me the details of each lamia's favorite.

> Game styles that lamias enjoy

> Some information about toys that each lamia type enjoys:

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*Corals especially love plushies and other tactile items such as soft fabrics or textured blankets. Corals have difficulty expressing themselves emotionally, and have soft stim items can be very soothing/calming for them.

*Mambas and Pygmies absolutely need plenty of toys to burn off their excess energy with play.

*FireRings (who aren’t mentioned much since those are older asks) enjoy games like Scrabble, Monopoly, and Charades. This games involve creativity, expressing oneself, and pretending to be an important Depression era real estate tycoon making it rain with paper money. Do not let him out of jail free. He knows what he did.

[vex-bittys]

Are there any Spamton bitties, or Jevil bitties available for adoption in your bitty center?

*While the tiny kromer-obsessed cretin does appeal to my tastes in skrunklies, I have no intentions of adding any additional bittybones to the shop. I also don’t tend to focus very much on Deltarune here. It just doesn’t interest me as much as the original Undertale. I can only handle one hyperfixation at a time, and I think I prefer the more complex adult relationships in Undertale to the young, hip cool kids of Deltarune. Also, get off my lawn. Back in my day senior coffee was 35 cents! Where’s my walker? New fangled technology!

*If any of you young’uns are aware of some Jevil or Spamton bitties, please drop a comment or an ask for me to share. I did find a Jevil bitty available, but the account is no longer active.

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ladyretro,

I guess? 

(If you can handle a Mr. Wright that’s had too much grapejuice.)

- Apollo Justice

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ladyretro,

Well duh, and their burgers suck!

Everyone knows that only burger shacks that cook their burgers on coal-fired grills are better!

- Maya Fey

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ladyretro,

Sure! The more the marrier!

Just don’t let the grouches ruin your fun and you’ll be good.

- Athena Cykes

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ladyretro,

Sure. I don’t see why not.

Just don’t bring more than two people, please.

(I’m already struggling with preparing the food for everyone. I knew I should’ve done a Pot Luck.)

- Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ladyretro,

Of course! Any friend of the Wright Anything Agency is invited.

- Trucy Wright

[vex-bittys]

Would any full-sized lamia use their owner's kitchen to cook or prepare meals for themselves and/or their owners?

*Yes, though it is recommended that only full-sized lamias be allowed to cook for themselves or their owners unsupervised. Smaller lamias may have difficulty with the size of normal kitchen items and could seriously injury themselves or start a fire simply because their size prevents them from being able to work safely in the kitchen.

*This does not mean that all full-sized lamias should be allowed to cook. Some lamias are better at cooking than others, especially when it comes to their patience and attention span.

Excellent cooks, practice safety in the kitchen, will follow recipes and add a clever twist to familiar dishes: Papython, FireRing, King

Pretty good cook, can follow a recipe, is very safe in the kitchen: Chain

Ok cook, will only make simple foods, pretty safe in the kitchen: Corny, Honey Bo

A little too nervous or hyperactive to focus properly, might make mistakes due to this, also somewhat small even at full-size: Krait, Pygmy

Thinks he knows what he’s doing, who needs recipes or measurements, it’s supposed to taste/look like that, why is the house on fire, please don’t let him cook even supervised: Coral, Mamba

*Note that Corals and Mambas will also shove handfuls of herbs or spices into their mouths to “taste test” them. They will refuse all help and advice due to stubbornness and pride. If you want to let them “help” in the kitchen, try cookie or cake decorating which they can enjoy without causing... an Incident.

[vex-bittys]

Do lamia bitties like/love foods such as hot dogs, burgers, fries, onion rings, pastas, noodles, fried dumplings, and won tons?

*As far as fast food and street foods go, the lamias all have very different ideas about what qualifies as “good.”

Papython (UT!Papyrus): likes fresh ingredients, get him an orange julius or shake shack item to sip

Corny (UT!Sans): he’ll eat trashy fast food... literally, he will eat it right out of the trash if you let him, he is a glutton for thing that are fried or salty

Krait (Gaster): will eat fast food but prefers street vendor items, let him have a churro!

FireRing (Grillby): fast food burger = no, restaurant burger = yes

Honey Bo (US!Papyrus): saucy pastas or noddle dishes, he loves the softness of noodles and the flavor of sauces

Pygmy (US!Sans): any food you give him turns into fast food... so something he can carry like food on a stick is his fast food fave

King (UF!Papyrus): is a bit too health conscious for most fast foods, he would prefer home cooked or hunting

Coral (UF!Sans): he craves the cronch, he prefers a fried crispy outside with a softer inside so yes to things like onion rings and mozzarella sticks especially if he can dip them in some mustard

Chain (SF!Papyrus): loves sweet or savory wontons or dumpling-style foods, the variety appeals to him (Chains also tend to develop unique tastes depending on their travels!)

Mamba (SF!Sans): would generally prefer to hunt his food or eat something hand-made by his adopter, but he will never turn down a challenge food, so try to stay away from spicy wing places!

*Quick note here that a Corals absolute favorite thing to do is to dip potato chips (or crisps depending on your region) in mustard and eating them while they still have the crunch. His favorite flavor is salt and vinegar. It’s a taste he can feel and he loves it!)