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sylvanfreckles · 1 year ago
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This is my mature, demure little lady, Chief Inspector Petunia, Lady Spiderbreath (AKA Toots).
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And this is my mature, demure little lady when she spots a SPARKLE ON THE CEILING OMG DO YOU SEE THAT GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT
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sylvanfreckles · 16 days ago
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Baby girl!
Petunia, my elusive third cat! She's not a cuddle bug like her brothers, but she's still a sweetheart. This is her baby, she's had it from the moment I adopted her just over five years ago (it's half of a tacky keychain, she grabbed the pompoms and has carried them around ever since).
We call her Toots, because she hates being picked up, and when she was kitten she'd fart on you if you tried it.
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sylvanfreckles · 3 months ago
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See the way she rubs the catnip banana over her face? Very mindful. Very demure.
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sylvanfreckles · 7 months ago
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Pics taken moments before disaster
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Actually, she's a Good Girl and just wanted a sniff because she's head of security.
Kurapika, on the other hand, is drowning in an ocean of despair because he doesn't have a ticket for the tiny tram
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sylvanfreckles · 2 years ago
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Petunia with her new favorite toy, Catnip Leggie.
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It's a discard from a crochet pattern I was testing. I stuffed it with catnip to see if the cats would like it, and she fell in love.
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sylvanfreckles · 1 year ago
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Visited by my muse.
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sylvanfreckles · 3 years ago
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Poor, suffering baby.
What did I do that was so cruel?
I took away the stinkbug she was trying to eat.
Because obviously I exist to crush her happiness.
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sylvanfreckles · 3 years ago
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My mom doesn't like that my cat's full name is "Chief Inspector Petunia" because she thinks the cat should have a more feminine title and it's driving me crazy.
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1) Petunia is a cat
2) Chief Inspector is a job title and therefore gender neutral
3) If she buys the princess costume for Petunia and the pirate costumes for the boys I will put Petunia in a pirate costume and put the princess one on Phil, the family diva
4) Stop trying to over-gender my cat, Petunia is already a feminine name, she doesn't need "Princess Inspector" or "Inspectoress" on top of it
5) Her name when she's fulfilling her other duty as bug assassin is Lady Spiderbreath, but my mom doesn't like that one either
6) Again. She's a cat. I know I don't have children, but come on (I haven't lived at home for almost 20 years, so it's not like these are family pets)
(Bonus pic of Phil, the family diva. He's basically an opera tenor in cat form.)
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sylvanfreckles · 4 years ago
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Petunia!
Excuse me. Inspector General Lady Petunia Spiderbreath, to use her full title.
She was all paws and ears as a kitten, and then those legs started growing and growing and growing.
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sylvanfreckles · 4 years ago
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Kitten picture! Then vs now.
I miss her kitten stripes, her coat has gotten more muted as she's grown up.
(Lady Petunia Spiderbreath)
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sylvanfreckles · 4 years ago
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I don't get pictures of her as often because she isn't as affectionate as the boys (and is so energetic she spends a lot of time running and playing). This is my third cat, Petunia. AKA Lady Petunia Spiderbreath (bet you can guess why she got that nickname)
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