#ladies👩

[teewritessmth]

# Instagram Au (13)

(Sharky x f! reader)

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y/n.y/l/n 🤍 Day

ohnosharky matching fit with my love ❤

--- y/n.y/l/n 🥺

ajshabeel gyal actually got nice nails this time

--- chunkz pretty sure sharks chose that colour

--- darkestman he wants her to scratch his back

--- nikoomilana enlightening comment section

yousef lovely ladyy

ynfan1 Damnnn y/n serving as usual

--- y/n.y/l/n 🫢🩷🩷

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ohnosharky My beautiful Y/n

mayajama ladies he is treating our y/n right after all let's give him a chance

--- ohnosharky I always treat her right

--- ynfan1 we'll be the judge of that mr

--- sharmarkeee cmon sharky is a good man

nellarose heartwarming to wake up and find this post gracing my feed

johnnycarey 🫡

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y/n.y/l/n 🦈 ❤ 👩

Now I know why he told me to get my nails done in one of my previous posts 😭😭

ohnosharky 👰 🩷 🦈

yungfilly I'm crying 🩶 God bless man

chunkz MY BOY SHARKSS

--- ohnosharky my brother

darkestman big fish found his fish

ajshabeel he really did it, so fckn proud of that bozo

[sunb1eeder]

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 ONE 1️⃣ D 🇩 HAS ONE LESS 🇩 🍆 STANDING 🧍‍♂️ TALL 😭 TONIGHT 🌃 AS LIAM 💁‍♂️ LADIES 💃 BANE 💀 PAYNE 😩 IS NO 🙅‍♂️ LONGER 💀 ALIVE 😭 😭 AFTER MAKING A ONCE 1️⃣ IN A LIFETIME 🗓️ FALL 🍃 OFF OF HIS ♂️ BUENOS AIRES 🇦🇷 HOTEL 🏨 LAST NIGHT 🌃 IT SOUNDS 🗣️ LIKE A LONG 🍆 WAY DOWN ⬇️ SOUNDS LIKE HE 💁‍♂️ JUST WANTED 🥺 TO LIVE 😊 WHILE WE'RE YOUNG 👶 AND WHILE 🤷‍♂️ HE MAY HAVE 🕐 BEEN FIREPROOF 🔥 🔥 IT SEEMS 🤷‍♂️ GRAVITY 🌎 IN THE END 💀 WAS ABLE TO DRAG 💃 HIM 👨 DOWN ⬇️ SO WHILE 😱 WE MOURN 😭 OUR FAVORITE 🌟 BIG 😳 D 🍆 PLEASE 🙏 TAKE SOME TIME ⏰ PUT ON 💃 A LITTLE 🤏 BLACK DRESS 👗 AND REMINISCE 🥲 ABOUT THE STORY 📖 OF HIS LIFE 🧬 SEND ✉️ YOUR BEST 🇩 TO 🔟 ONE 🍆 💦 DIRECTIONERS ➡️ AND IF YOU 🫵 GET 0️⃣ BACK 🍑 YOU'RE 😮 A FANLESS 💀 SLUT 👩 😳 IF YOU 🫵 GET 5️⃣ BACK 🍑 YOU'RE A FAKE 🚫 FAN 🪭 AND IF YOU 🫵 GET 🔟 BACK 🍑 YOU CAN SING 🗣️ 🎶 THE BEST 🎊 SONG 🎵 EVER ‼️ TO REMINISCE 🥲 OVER OUR FALLEN ⬇️ ANGEL 😇 LIAM 👨

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

Im literally high off dance mom/dad bill rn 😪 but imagine like reader forgets her solo on stage but it was like when Maddie forgot hers, like the dance teacher was crying and the other moms where like “When my kid forgot her solo you didn’t cry 👩” OML I IMAGINE HIM HAVING BEEF WITH ALL THE MOMS THERE 💀😭

(oh, heck yeah! Its Bill of course he is. Anyways, enjoy!)

Dance!Mom!Bill Kaulitz

Oh for damn sure he is beefing with every moment

He may have a friend or two but if they say shit about you he cuts them off

He defends every child there when they get torn down

He gives them their own pep talk because the actions of a mother shouldmt be taken out on a child

Especially if a child messes up, they're kids

He always reminds you that if you mess up it's okay

He says do your best and try again and even if you don't, he's still proud of you for trying

He's that type of father and he is very proud of that

He is always proud of you

He knows how hard you worked when practicing your solo but you were under a lot of stress and Bill could very much so tell

He was telling you to take a break but he didn't want to stress you out

He let you be, and still encoueaged you

But when you got on stage he was always watching and so so proud

But then his heart like dropped when you stopped and ran off stage

He was more confused and worried than upset or disappointed

He could never be those to you

He just went to you to see if you were okay and he felt his heart crack because his baby was crying!

He would never want you to cry so obviously he's in parent mode

He's telling you it's okay, and that you did your best and you could try again

Even if they said you couldn't try again his ass is about to throw down for you

But nonetheless, you did try again and let me tell you he couldn't have been prouder from the wings!!

He was so happy for you and he was in awe watching his child dance

But still even after you got off he was so worried if you were upset

Back in the dressing room he was bombarded with being attacked and questions

He saw your dance teacher upset, and maybe even crying which shocked Bill

Then the moms opened their fucking mouth and ruined the moment of your dance teacher saying it was okay and hugging you

He legit wanted to shut them the fuck up

He cares about their children but he couldn't help but snap back at their mothers to shut up

To leave you alone and crap

Not everything is about you ladies

Yeah, he sees it's unfair and he doesn't want that to happen but he can only do so much and he wants you to be stress free

And that stuff stresses you out when they open their mouths

So of course he's beefing

He will always beef with someone if it means you're okay and happy

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[bennettblog44]

Domme lady 👩 who love gaining pleasure in any loyal submissive willing to be collared by me

[moogie-man]

[libartz]

Among all the other amazing options in BG3 I would like to take a moment to draw attention to all the lady goblins ingame, who are just horrible little creatures. Too often the horrible little creatures are all-male, which is frankly unfair.

What companies think women want female characters to look like: 👩💅

What women actually want them to look like: 👹

[virusgeist-art]

I like a da silly jester lady 👩

[murderballadeer]

the drunken 🥃 clown's 🤡 still hangin' round but it's plain the laughter's 😆 all died down 🤫 the tears 💧 you tried so hard to hide 🫥 are flowin' 🚰 a blind man 👨‍🦯 with his knife 🔪 in hand 🤚 has convinced himself that he understands 🧐 i wish him well 👋 miss carousel 🎠 but i've got to be a-goin' 🚶‍♂️won't you come and get me 🚶🏻‍♀️when you're sure 👍 that you don't need me 🙅‍♀️ then i'll stand 🧍‍♂️ outside your window 🪟 and proudly call your name 🗣️ the lady's 🧍‍♀️ been told that all her gold 🏅 is worth so much 💰 it can't be sold 💸 no time to weep 😢 she'll need her sleep 💤 tomorrow 🌅 when she carries 🧳 her face 👩 to the marketplace 💸 and bets it 🎰 on the opening race 🐎 she can ring her bells 🔔 miss carousel 🎠 but her singing 🎶 brings me sorrow 🙁 won't you come and get me 🚶🏻‍♀️when you're sure 👍 that you don't need me 🙅‍♀️ then i'll stand 🧍‍♂️ outside your window 🪟 and proudly call your name 🗣️ well it's always ✅ done every mother's son 👩‍👦 is shown that grown men 👨 never 🚫 run 🏃 so they fight 🤺 with all the might inside them 💪 when the battle's been fought ⚔️ and they've all been taught 👩‍🏫 that the trick is just not getting caught 🤫 will you give 'em hell 🗯️ miss carousel 🎠 when they're begging 🙏 you to hide them 🫥 won't you come and get me 🚶🏻‍♀️when you're sure 👍 that you don't need me 🙅‍♀️ then i'll stand 🧍‍♂️ outside your window 🪟 and proudly call your name 🗣️ when the need arose 🙏 your eyes 👀 fell closed 😔 you clamped your fingers round your nose 🤧 would you say that's any way to judge him 👩‍⚖️ you haven't 🚫 got the authority 👑 to kill him in the first degree 🪦 but would you feel compelled ⛓️ miss carousel 🎠 if you had something to begrudge him 😠 on a velvet beach 🏖️ far beneath the reach 🫳 of those who came to pry 🔎 or preach ⛪️ the natural man 👨 who tried to stand 🧍‍♂️ is falling 🧎‍♂️ how long 🕰️ will it be before he sees 👁️ you own his legs 🦵 but his mind 🧠 is free 🆓 only you can tell 🗣️ miss carousel 🎠 how long 🕰️ will he be crawling 🧎‍♂️won't you come and get me 🚶🏻‍♀️when you're sure 👍 that you don't need me 🙅‍♀️ then i'll stand 🧍‍♂️ outside your window 🪟 and proudly call your name 🗣️ the castle wall 🏰 has grown so tall 📏 seems there ain't no hope 🙏 at all 🚫 to reach the top 🔝 even though you stop 🛑 for breathin' 😮‍💨 but i ain't gonna try 🚫 to make you cry 😢 the teardrops 💧 couldn't find ❓ your eyes 👀 it's all been swell 👍 miss carousel 🎠 but the time has come 🕰️ for leavin' 🚶‍♂️won't you come and get me 🚶🏻‍♀️when you're sure 👍 that you don't need me 🙅‍♀️ then i'll stand 🧍‍♂️ outside your window 🪟 and proudly call your name 🗣️won't you come and get me 🚶🏻‍♀️when you're sure 👍 that you don't need me 🙅‍♀️ then i'll stand 🧍‍♂️ outside your window 🪟 and proudly call your name 🗣️won't you come and get me 🚶🏻‍♀️when you're sure 👍 that you don't need me 🙅‍♀️ then i'll stand 🧍‍♂️ outside your window 🪟 and proudly call your name 🗣️won't you come and get me 🚶🏻‍♀️when you're sure 👍 that you don't need me 🙅‍♀️ then i'll stand 🧍‍♂️ outside your window 🪟 and proudly call your name 🗣️

[murderousink23]

11/04/2024 is National Unity and Armed Forces Day 🇮🇹, National Candy Day 🍬🇺🇸, National Chicken Lady Day🐔 👩🇺🇸, Traffic Directors Day 🇺🇸, Roast Dinner Day 🇬🇧, Great British Game Week 🇬🇧

[kodanshamanga]

NEW Kodansha Digital:

🩸Cells at Work! Lady, Volume 4🩸 By Shigemitsu Harada

👩As a lady’s body ages, the cells inside her must fight all the harder to keep her body in tip-top shape. With the passing of years comes wrinkles, aches, and pains

[mahoushojo]

Happy International Women's Day to one of the most badass video game ladies that I've ever had the pleasure of cosplaying as. 👩♀️💖

When I think about which characters resonate with me the most, Rise Kujikawa is at the top of the list. I really related to her inner struggle with regard to her expressing her sexuality and openness. It's been over a decade now since I last played Persona 4 Golden, but I often find myself thinking about Rise and how much her backstory impacted me when I was going through undergrad.

I struggled with my own sense of worth and body image growing up, and it wasn't until I was in university that I gained the confidence to put myself put there. It was through the love and support of my close friends that I was able to find my voice and truly face and conquer my Shadow, my true self. It's through accepting every part of me that I'm able to walk forward into the future with a firm sense of conviction that allows me to push forward no matter what life throws at me.

As I play through Persona 3 again, I'm reminded of just how important this series is to me not only as a gamer, but also as a cosplayer and person in general. The magic of experiencing the world of Persona has helped me immeasurably, and I thank my lucky stars each day that my good friend jose.colon.9659283 on Instagram recommended Persona 4 Golden as the first PS Vita game I should play. 🥰❤️‍🔥

It's through acknowledging your Shadow, your inner self, that you're able to find peace and serenity. When you open your heart and mind and welcome in the joys surrounding you, you're able to truly live your best life. ❤️

Photography is by Seelomiguenphotos at Anime NYC 2023!

[thebestofoneshots]

Dont❌️Stop🛑Me👩Now⌛️,Dont❌️Stop🛑Me👩Now⌛️Cause im👩 having a good👍 time🕧

-🪳

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger Defying the laws of gravity I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me

[heavenboy09]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To You

The Prominent & Upstanding Brunette American Actress 👩♥️in  SHOWTIME'S Most Watched Television Show Of 2005 & Broadway Since 1990

Born On August 2nd, 1964

She is an American actress. After making her Broadway debut as Rita in Craig Lucas' Prelude to a Kiss in 1990 (for which she received a Tony Award nomination), Parker came to prominence for film roles in Grand Canyon (1991), Fried Green Tomatoes (1991), The Client (1994), Bullets over Broadway (1994), A Place for Annie (1994), Boys on the Side (1995), The Portrait of a Lady (1996), and The Maker (1997). Among stage and independent film appearances thereafter, Parker received the 2001 Tony Award for Best Actress in a Play for her portrayal of Catherine Llewellyn in David Auburn's Proof, among other accolades. Between 2001 and 2006, she recurred as Amy Gardner in the NBC television series The West Wing, for which she was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series in 2002. She received both a Golden Globe and a Primetime Emmy Award for her portrayal of Harper Pitt in the acclaimed HBO television miniseries Angels in America in 2003.

Parker went on to enjoy large success as Nancy Botwin, the lead character in the television series Weeds, which ran from 2005 to 2012 and for which she received three nominations for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series between 2007 and 2009 and received the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Television Series Musical or Comedy in 2006.

Her later film appearances include roles in The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008), Red (2010), R.I.P.D. (2013), and Red 2 (2013). Parker returned to Broadway in 2019 to star in The Sound Inside, for which she won her second Tony Award for Best Actress in a Play. In 2022, she reprised the role of Li'l Bit, which she had originated off-Broadway in 1997, in How I Learned to Drive on Broadway, a performance which earned Parker her fifth Tony nomination. Since 2007, Parker has contributed articles to Esquire magazine and published her memoir, Dear Mr. You, in 2015. In 2017, she starred as Roma Guy on the ABC television miniseries When We Rise.

Please Wish This Radiant & Prominent American Actress In Television,  Movies 🎥 & Broadway. A Very Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊

THE 1 & THE ONLY

MS. MARY-LOUISE PARKER👩 ♥

HAPPY BELATED 60TH BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 TO YOU MS. PARKER👩♥️ & HERE'S TO MANY MORE YEARS TO COME

#MaryLouiseParker #Weeds #Red #Red2 #RIPD #NancyBotwin

[ktony11]

CHALLENGES YOU WILL EXPERIENCE IN THE EARLY YEARS OF MARRIAGE.

So now you're married to the lady and guy of your dreams,

CONGRATULATIONS

You are about to head to the moon to find some honey, but hold on a Sec.

The first year and the early years you spend as husband and wife will be one of the most challenging for you as a couple.

Study has shown that most Marriages break up in the first four/five years of Marriage and once past that stage most Marriages tended to last.

You know, at this stage, whether you like it or not, You’re still getting to know each other and there will be so many new situations to manage.

(Remember, no matter how long the courtship, you can never know someone completely)

It's not necessarily about how long the courtship was, but how well it was done

Surprises await everyone in marriage, even when courtship is well done.

Knowing about what to expect in the first year of marriage will help you prepare adequately and may even prevent some of the challenges.

So here's a list for everyone to take note of...

1. Money 💵 ISSUES

When you get married, you have to make a big financial shift, otherwise wahala wee sup.

Regardless of whether there’s a sole breadwinner or you’re both baking the bread, you���ll start learning each other’s spending/saving habits.

Perhaps one person is more frugal and the other lives within a strict budget.

Especially for those who didn't cohabit (which is the right thing), and who weren't staying too close, you may not know his or her spending habits completely..

Money issues destroy homes even more than sex issues..

Being able to come together to sort out spending and financial goals is very important in the beginning.

And discuss finance during courtship

2. IN-LAWS 👨👩

No matter how cool you were with your fiance’s family before marriage, being officially man and wife will bring about a few changes.

Suddenly, you are

"Ìyàwó"

Our Wife",

"My Son"

There are obligations to consider and boundaries to set in that first year of marriage.

If you didn't envisage and prepare for this, it could really shake your home

✔️ It's advised that the new couple ask family to stay away for the first two or three years of marriage, though this may not be feasible in some cases, but it's the best choice..

So that in that first two years they can settle issues that come up together without a third party being around to take sides..

And they can be free to be intimate in the house as they like without any interruption..

✔️ It is advised that in a marriage, the man should handle his family members (especially the stubborn ones) while the woman handles her own family members in same manner

✔️ And please, when a family is rejecting you, don't force yourself to marry their child.

Be Wise

Pray some more

A family that hates you can go to extra lengths to oust you from their brothers home even after you guys are married

3. QUIRKS..... BECOME MORE BOTHERSOME

What are quirks?

Those little annoying things that your partner once did that you probably find adorable will soon become irksome.

If he’s a talker, for instance, you may begin to find the idea of staying up late to listen to him or him distracting you when you’re reading increasingly irritating.

If she was always scattering her clothes all over her room and you didn't mind, after marriage, you might start getting very irritated by that habit.

So, you'd need to arm yourself with patience and determination to see that you find a way around such situations as they come.

And not resort to quarreling and fighting

4. HOUSEHOLD CHORES 👷

This is ehn....... The real deal.

If you’ve never lived together before, (which is the Christian standard) you’ll be faced with what to do with chore sharing in the first year of marriage.

Who washes the dishes today.?

Who sweeps today?

Who cooks?

Especially where the both of you have different ideologies about house chores and gender roles ,

If you both work full-time, you will have to come up with how to get sort everything in such a way that one partner does not feel resentful about being made to do it all.

It's best you discuss house chores with your wife to be or husband to be during courtshsip.

What are your expectations? What do you expect me to be doing as a Woman?

And what will you be doing as the man?

Who does what?

DISCUSS IT.

A young Man married a Woman and the next day asked her to go into the kitchen to prepare food for him, she asked him if he was okay, that was how their problems started, the marriage eventually broke up in less than a month..

5. INTIMACY/SEX 👩‍❤️‍👨

Especially for Christians, and virgins, a lot of discoveries, a lot of getting used to, a lot of trying to get the whole sex department running smoothly can become a challenge..

For instance, for a Man who has premature ejaculation, since he is a Virgin, he may never know he has such problem till he gets married, and then when he finally finds out, of course madam wouldn't be impressed, and he himself not happy,

now such issue can cause a strain in a young marriage if wisdom is not applied

A lot of discoveries will happen that will require wisdom.

For instance some women experience pain during sex, It's just normal, they may never know till marriage.

Some woman don't like any body touching their breasts, they themselves may not know this till their wedding night and many nights after that,, and where the man likes to touch that part, Wahala has organize match for such a young couple be dat.

We also have the issue of oral sex, a person who agrees to it before marriage can suddenly change their mind after experiencing it, and then their spouse is left feeling deceived.

Couples can even begin to feel so comfortable in their marriage that they don’t have that urgency to connect physically like they did when they were dating, like dating and going out on dates.

Sometimes one partner is more comfortable with letting sex take a back seat, feeling okay if sex happens once in a week only, while the other feels resentful if he or she isn't getting sex every two hours.

SOLUTIONS

✔️ Open communication is the best way to deal with any of these situations above

Talk to your partner if you’re not happy with the situation of things and you should be able to come to a compromise that works for you both.

✔️ Seek Wise Counselors, not people who will take sides, or broadcast your marital issues outside, or even give you solutions that will compound your problem...

✔️ Prayer..

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

PRAYER WORKS

✔️ Seek medical advice and help of any medical problem arises.

Let go your shame and ego and put your marriage ahead.

: ✔️ BE FLEXIBLE

You can't win all the fight, you can always have things go your way.

Lose the battle so you can win the war

Even the strongest of tress bend sometimes.

Don't force your opinions and preferences down your spouses throat..

Thanks for always liking,commenting, tagging someone and sharing.

@followers @highlight

© Ikon Jesus-personified Daniels

[optionobsessed]

Seven Kingdoms: The Princess Problem DEMO Review

Synopsis: (taken from Kickstarter)

Every seven years the seven kingdoms send their best and brightest young people to be their delegates at the Vail Isle Summit, a tradition where seven weeks are spent together to form friendships, alliances and marriages. This year, however, things are different. Since the Great Peace, never have alliances been so close to collapse. The seven nations on the razor's edge of war. What happens at this summit could very well determine the fate of the known world.

You are one of the delegates.

In this world of politics, intrigue and danger, will you find love? Make friends? Alliances? Or will you fail and be forced to watch as the world once again crumbles into destruction and despair?

It is your story and it is not yet written.

Genre: Visual novel, romance, fantasy, life-sim and political intrigue Age: Young Adult Playable Character: Female 👩 Perks: Choices to shape your character's appearance, define their personality, background, ambitions, acquire unique skills and knowledge. Engage in romances, forge friendships, ignite rivalries and use your skills to dig out everyone's secrets! Lots of freedom to roleplay the character you want to be. Tons of replayability. Cons: Still a work-in-progress (development hell) and has been since 2014, the demo's art for backgrounds and CGs hasn't been updated like in the alpha version (limited to Kickstarter backers).

Content Warnings: Contains themes of death, war, murder, cheating and abuse

My blog was inspired by a somewhat hidden gem called Seven Kingdoms: The Princess Problem by Azalyne Studios. ✨✨ Your choices shape your background, personality, story, and skills. It has a hard mode (though the game is already pretty hard), romance, rivalry, and friendships. And guess what? You can even be a bit mischievous and pursue relationships for personal or political gain! Though the game remains unfinished after all these years, it's one of the most ambitious indie visual novels I've encountered! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و 💖✨ A special, extended demo was apparently released at one point in the official forums, but the forums are gone, and so is the extended demo. Since the game is VERY LONG and unfinished, I'll mostly talk about the official demo found on the developer's website. WARNING: SPOILERS

Character Routes

❤️ = Romanceable 😊 = Friendship 🤝 = Respect ⚔️ = Rivalry

Jasper ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • One hell of a butler • Cares deeply for his duties and MC • Secret romance route

This intense and handsome island native has been assigned as your personal butler during your stay on the Isle. It will be his job to assist and help you. He claims to have no other goals, but can that really be true?

End Thoughts There's more in alpha but I have to say although in demo it's lacking, the scenes you get really make you want to see more of his route. It might be because I'm a sucker for "forbidden love", and playing as an actual Princess having her butler fall for her is very romantic.

Ria ❤️😊 • Sweet • Superstitious • Easily flustered

This cheerful and friendly red-head is one of the two lady’s maids you have been assigned for your stay during the Isle.

End Thoughts Ria's route isn't really my cup of tea, because there's not much to her character. Other than the scenes where she gets flustered I found myself skipping a lot of her dialogue. I can't say much about her!

Anaele ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Is here to get a wife (you) • From matriarchal society • They say you don't really know a Nord woman until you've had a strong drink and a��fist fight with her

The second daughter of the Queen of Skalt is a famed warrior, seen by many as her mother’s most likely heir. She is blunt and open, making her perhaps unsuited to such events as the Summit.

End Thoughts Ana's route is also one of my favorites because she's so entertaining! She's very different from the other delegates by the way she uses certain words (what did you mumble-bumble?), and her straightforwardness and disregard of what's "proper". She's a breath of fresh air among characters that must hide and restrain themselves (it's a political game), or who are just naturally inclined to being passive. I like to imagine a scene in the future where she's shown battling and maybe MC can join her if she has the skill. If you like lighthearted, fun character maybe give her a chance?

Clarmont ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Genuinely good but shrewd • Secret ambitions

The handsome young lord seems different than the rest of his Revaire counterparts. Charming and considerate, occasionally he seems to hidden bite. Still, he must have some favor with the current court, or he wouldn’t be here. It should be interesting to see his true objective at the Summit.

End Thoughts This route feels canon if there ever was a canon route. You'll see in the rest of the game that he plays a significant role in the story, if you already figured out what it'll be. Like with Jasper there's a bit of a "forbidden love" where he at the same time wants to be with MC but also his plans have become significantly more harder, because now MC is someone he cares about, and could possibly lose like his family. I like that although Clarmont starts off as being genuinely good natured it's revealed that there's more to him than just good ethics (looking at you Emmett....). He's a bit opposite to Gisette because he'll test the MC's moral standing, but he's as ambitious as her.

Gisette ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Ice Queen • Surprisingly affectionate The princess of Revaire She has all the beauty of a masterwork sculpture, and all the warmth of the same. It would be foolish to underestimate her simply because of her ethereal looks. She is as potentially dangerous or useful as her brother.

End Thoughts Getting to know Gisette and understanding why she behaves the way she does is interesting, and there might be a possibility of guiding her towards a better path. Unfortunately you can’t be married to her but that doesn’t mean much in the world of political marriage.

Jarrod ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Anger • Possessive • Violent Intense and handsome, Prince Jarrod is the heir to the throne of Revaire. Still, the rumors that surround both him and his family are dark, especially in the wake of the blood coup that put his family in power twenty years ago.

End Thoughts The route involving Jarrod doesn’t offer many likable qualities (except the character art). He has a short temper, frequently criticizes the main character’s appearance (emphasis on gaining more romance points if the character is more beautiful), and displays some…. very aggressive behavior. (っ °Д °;) The only fun part of this route is you might be able to change him for the better, but it’s not like you’re discovering some hidden gem of a man within.

Lisle ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Sister complex • Duty • FRIENDSHIP

The perfect prince has it all: looks, talent, respect and most of all, a very bright future. Still, no one really knows what’s going on inside his head, since he is a very private, serious sort of person.

End Thoughts I surprisingly enjoyed this 2 for 1 route despite the lack of romance. Lisle really loves his sister and Penelope really adores MC. He and Penelope make for genuine close friends who care about MC and vice versa. I'm very keen on the ending of this route after the game is finished!

Penelope 😊🤝⚔️ • Sweetheart • Best girl • FRIENDSHIP

Prince Lisle’s handsome younger sister is famed for being sweet and good-natured. This doesn’t help your feeling that the sheltered girl is doomed to be out of her depths in the rough waters of the Summit.

End Thoughs She's like the Sheltered Princess MC in that she's very naive and lacking in skills to be at the summit. There's a point in alpha she confides in you about her father forcing her to marry a Duke, and you get to tell her whether she should go through with it or not. She's a bit opposite to Lisle in that she believes you should marry for love. There's a debate you have to solve about that with the two siblings.

Woodly ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Married and cheating eek (it gets worse) • Secret romance route • Spicy?

The striking and imposing Grand Duke of Wellin serves as one of the four Chaperones. You aren’t certain what he is up to, but you are certain it is something.

End Thoughts When first time playing this back in 2017 sweet ol' lil me was stocked for this route because it's a spicy older man hahahaHA. Now reviewing this I don't have much understanding why this is a route, but this isn't really a typical romance novel. There's no reforming, unless the engagement "dance with Woodly" means you're attempting to make him head over heels in love with you. Regardless I'm very excited to see how this ends and hopefully MC gets to ruin him somehow.

Emmett ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Wholesome • Optimistic and good natured • Childhood friend (sometimes)

The young earl of Arland spent most of his youth traveling and being fostered around different kingdoms. Following the recent death of his father, he has returned to Arland (and is attending the Summit) to finally take up his duties. He seems a friendly, good sport, with no particular ambitions.

End Thoughts On my first playthrough I was expecting Emmett to be some kind of twisted character with an obsession towards MC (especially with the princess MC childhood friend situation) but that wasn't the case. His route is very vanilla.

Zarad ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • More than a flirt • Political savvy • Knows things

The handsome third prince of Corval is an irredeemable flirt with a reputation as caring for nothing more than fine jewels, pretty girls and aimless pleasures. Whether that can possibly be true is yet to be seen.

End Thoughts Zarad's route is fun because he's more than what he seems. Throughout the route Zarad's character is slowly unraveled, revealing depth beneath his superficial charm. If you like witty and charming characters then this route's for you, and there's plenty of playful banter between Zarad and MC.

Cordelia 😊🤝⚔️ • MANNERS RULE • FRIENDSHIP

The pretty Princess of Hise and cousin to Hamin doesn’t match the rest of her Hise relatives. She is proper, prim and elegant. It seems obvious she has come to the Summit in search of a better life.

End Thoughts The princess seems first to be nothing but a stiff boring royal, but you do eventually manage to draw her out of her shell. She's a good friend with her own little secrets you'll learn about if you follow her long enough.

Hamin ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Playful • The sincere flirt • Calls you Glitter because you're a treasure (aw)

The roguish Captain of the ship Blackwater is the sun of Hise’s current leader. Although there is no direct inheritance in Hise, by all accounts he is already on the path to surpass his father. He is impulsive, adventurous and irreverent and most importantly, an excellent captain and leader.

End Thoughts Hamin is like the male equivalent of Anaele. He's immediately taken by MC, he gives her a nickname, he's spontaneous and fun. I do like the idea of a pirate seducing a princess MC.

Lyon ❤️😊🤝⚔️ • Hermit • BOOKS RULE

The tall, handsome Duke is famous for being brilliant, and completely socially indifferent. He took the top score on the test for Jiyel Delegates, but he seems entirely displeased about actually being at the Summit.

End Thoughts I liked the the cute moments with Lyon where he'll blush or be perplexed by MC. There's just too much intelligent talk in the beginning that is great for roleplay but real time makes my eye gloss over, especially for someone who english is their second language. (つω`｡) I just chose whatever sounded the most smartiest answer. It was a little disappointing how "extraverted" and witty your MC becomes around him, especially as Jiyel background you're usually pretty aloof and serious around other characters. His route wasn't really my cup of java. Personally I prefer in romance games routes where the other character takes more initiative, ya know?

Aaaand that's it for the characters. There's more in the story that are significant, like Avalie, who's also your friendly rival. In alpha there's at least two extra secret romance characters for the Matchmaker's apprentice (not seen in demo) and another butler (also not seen). Next I'll briefly touch upon the main game and mechanics.

The narrator takes us to the origins of the “Vail Isle” of hundred years ago and how Princess Katyia of Revaire inspired a tradition for seven young representatives of the seven kingdoms to come together for seven weeks for arranged marriage as a way of maintaining peace. Now time has dulled the memory of war and every nation is on edge again.

After arriving at the Isle as a representative, you meet your escort, Jasper, who encourages you to trust him about your past, strengths, and flaws. You make choices throughout your life that shape your character, relationships with factions, and background. There exists multiple guides for this section and is the most fun part of the game! Once you’re done you get to greet your three servants. You might notice that you’ll be balancing your choices for either relationship or stat boost, as the choice for how you greet can either give you etiquette or friendship points.

At the Welcome Feast, you befriend characters for dates, gift exchanges and to eventually find someone to marry (or not). Befriending people helps you overcome trials and gain insights which help you deal with certain situations (Avalie’s plot with Zarad date). The next day, you meet the Matchmaker who initially judges you harshly, leading to an embarrassing test failure regardless of your high stats. However, your servants encourage you that you do get a second chance to prove her wrong. This highlights the importance of focusing on improving your stats to avoid a bad ending (very possible in hard mode).

You spend your days choosing locations around the map, skills to train, and uncovering secrets while listening to nations argue. Background related scenes and conflicts add replayability. You’ll also be invited on dates but you will miss secrets if you choose to go to all of them. You can also plan a hosted event at this point but only certain characters will accept the invite, and for some you gain bonuses.

Finally, at the last day of the week is your chosen hosted event and the self introduction day, where you can choose what your ambitions are and if you want to lie about them to your audience (phew, so much to go through).

Final Thoughts There’s many things I skipped that you can find out for yourself! The writing is excellent, the art is gorgeous and unique- although I do have some criticism on some of the alpha version's CGs looking rushed like Gisette's and Lisle's. Now I have to discuss something not gameplay related but still important. As said before this game has had a lot of trouble being in development for several years, despite having the predicted release date of 2019, and that’s because of the scale of the game and the creator not having much experience with programming. There was also issues with putting up forums for the alpha backers to download the latest version, and now it seems there exist no forum at all. Thankfully the latest news from the dev would mean that they’re working on the endings, so the full release could be coming soon. I hope that the game does well enough for the creator to make more and possibly hire a coder because there needs to be more visual novels like this.

HUH, that was a handful to write aaall of that. Thank you for reading my review!! Peeeeeeeeeeeeew (･ω<)☆

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