#la-z-boy

[pretty-little-fools]

[sspacegodd]

Human beings have sat --- one person to one chair --- since the very first place to sit was ever invented and granted to us by the very grace of God.

And we have been a sitting people ever since, an unbroken tradition from simple rocks, to the thrones of kings, to the timeless art of The Thinker, to the modern La-Z-Boy recliner.

You certainly don’t see men relaxing on chandeliers, or women stretched out on their Constitutional rights! God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and a chaise lounge!

So please, stop whatever you’re doing and join the fight to stand for what America has always stood for:

Sitting.

[coreglia]

The Unabridged Version

Best Left Alone Every couple has two stories – the edited one to be shared from the couch and the unabridged version best left alone. Emily Giffin It’s hard to admit, but Larry and I went to the annual La-Z-Boy Labor Day sale last week. I know, it’s embarrassing. The thing is, there are two versions of this story, Larry’s version and my version, although mine is the only one that counts. Let’s…

[godsworstson]

my boyfriends actually

[kirby-the-gorb]

[oldshowbiz]

for-your-fat-ass

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Imagine coming home to find him on the recliner like this...

[justafriendofxanders]

sorry for the meme format that's apparently nearing a DECADE old but i unironically feel a shiver down my spine any time someone mentions buffy being rebooted

[theaskew]

[briskkat]

RRBZ Style OC

Drew my RRB OCs in the RRBZ style

[sspacegodd]

These photos show just a few of the unorthodox types of sitting people can fall victim to. Most of the time, we’re very good at it. Human beings have sat since the very first place to sit was discovered. And we have been a sitting people ever since, an unbroken tradition from simple rocks to the thrones of kings, to the private thrones, to the timeless art of The Thinker, to the modern vibrating recliner.

Bottom line: America proudly rose to its feet and now stands tall as a nation of sitters. So please, get up and join the fight to preserve what America has always stood for: sitting.

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: January 9

"I Heard It Through the Grapevine" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

[realwizardshit]

I hate recliner chairs I hate recliner chairs I hate recliner chairs

[godsworstson]

dico's laugh <33

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

ExJW culture is hiding in the coat room or the baby room; because you Simply Cannot With These People.