#l'man responds?!

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

They aren't kidding though, you are really handsome-

Thank you! I'm glad you all seem to think so..

[louisapennyfeather2021]

Here are little bits and pieces that I want to see in the Dream SMP movie series if it ever happened.

(I'm reposting this because the first one wasn't organized and it bothered me)

Most, if not all, of this would start in the first two movies, but a few could be spread out over the course of all the movies:

Since this is minecraft, I imagine that instead of a health bar above their heads, they all have wrist bands with how many hearts of health they have left that act kind of like FitBits.

The smp takes place in another realm from the real world. To enter, you go through a hidden door. Once inside, you can never leave, though. That's how everyone gets to the smp.

The very beginning and end of the movies would be black screens with a narrator talking about legends referring to the smp. Black and white pictures would occasionally flash quickly and overlapped arguments would play.

Any arguments that play in the beginning are from the actual streams, yet another tribute to the streamers.

The narrator, I imagine, would be someone outside the SMP who is reading books passed down to them.

The books are made by an entity that records the events of the SMP as they happen. I imagine, if they were okay with it, that the drawings inside would be SAD-ist's drawings from the animations. SAD-ist could even be that entity.

The L'Man Tree is a huge oak tree.(when they find it after Techno and Dream blow up L'Manberg, the tree is still burning but it beyond saving)

Songs are played in the back ground or muttered/sung by the characters.

Whenever they're building or working together, Tommy and Tubbo listen to We Didn't Start the Fire.

Crafting tables have signs that say "Do Not Stand or Sit On Crafting Tables".(we all know what this hints at)

Whenever Wilbur does something insane, Tommy would mutter "Sometimes I swear I'm adopted" to himself.(a tribute to MotherInnit

Dream listens to Heatwaves when no one else is around (you can pry this from my cold read hands)

Tommy and Techno are arguing at some point. Tommy yells "At least I didn't drop kick a child!" And Techno responds "It was in self defense!"

Bad mutters or yells Language whenever someone says a bad word around him.

Since there aren't Mics, Fundy just has really bad voice cracks to make up for his mic cutting out.

In the second movie when they're trying to find a way to defeat Dream, someone says that someone else should dress up as Dream as a distraction.

Quackity responds saying "Yeah, that's a bad idea..." And will proceed to have a brief flashback to Mexican Dream.

Techno sings Mama Mia to himself as he's preparing to blow up L'Manberg.

Sapnap makes the best sarcastic comments.

Sapnap gets called Pandas once and he immediately gets serious and threatens the person who said it so they never say it again.

Someone makes a sarcastic comment about using forks as a weapon (somehow, idk yet). Tommy and Dream make brief eye contact before Tommy is laughing and Dream is annoyed.

Along with singing Mama Mia, Techno will sometimes sing the "do do do do" of the Manhunt song when he's bored.

Ghostbur listens to Break My Stride because it makes him happy.

Tommy has a notebook with quotes and in the background of a scene you can see a page that says "Just killed a woman, feeling good."

During an argument with Dream, Tommy says "At least I don't get hit by trains!" A homage to when Tommy actually hit Dream with a minecart.

Tubbo sings Right Round when he thinks no one can hear him.

In one of the last happy moments before all the really bad stuff happens, Ghostbur, Fundy, and Tubbo have a meet up where they sing Dancing Queen and dance around.

Quackity gets scolded by many characters many times for either not wearing a shirt at serious occasions.

Eret gets called by all pronouns, it just depends on which character he's talking to.

If Tommy is talking too much, characters play That's What I Like and he immediately goes silent and gets embarrassed

When they're trying to stop TechnoBlade from spawning the Withers and blowing up L'Manberg, he yells "Not Even Close, Baby! TechnoBlade Never Dies!"

Purpled says a lot of things without thinking and immediately regrets them, but sticks with it.

Bad and George call each other Mark and Larry.

That's m for now! Feel free to add stuff! Reminder that these are just what I would personally work into a Dream SMP movie series!!!

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

Since you're a really cool big account and a politician - can you adopt me!!!:D

(sorry he's parasocial and attention seeking)

Ah — ? You want me to adopt you?

[pity glazes over across his features.]

Why..? Don't you have any parents?

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

H-Hello President Soot!

I..um.. just wanted to say I hope you're doing alright! I'm sure it's reallllly busy and stressful being a president, so make sure to take breaks and try to get rest when you can okay?

A lot of people look like they care about you a whole lot, so it would make them happy too if you're happy!

-💜🌌

Another bunch of kind words.. Thank you, I truly don't deserve you all. I assure you that I'll be fine, Mx. 💜🌌.. You needn't fret too much, I'm quite sorry that you had to.

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

[ lovingandlongings has left an ask ]

Everyone seems to be down bad for you Mrs President, how do you do it?:D

Where did you get the rizz from?

[he looks— extremely confused by the young man's question. tilting his head, he asks.]

What does rizz mean? And what do you mean by down bad..? I don't recall them having gotten down on their knees.

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

Good afternoon mrs president!! Sorry for the delay in my asks. Based on something I previously asked, what do you like to wear in your off time? When you’re out of public view?

you’re doing great btw

No need to worry . I have been quite busy as of late as well . Anyhow , I hope you are doing well ^^ In this fine evening . .

And that is a bit of a confusing question — I have no off time! There's no thing as such when you're president of a big nation that needs extreme delicate care.. I have stacks of uniforms to wear whenever one goes dirty. Sometimes I even forget to change whenever it's time to sleep — as I'm already exhausted to go through it. But on those rare occasions where I finish work quite early and remember to change, I wear my fine set of night gowns. Does that count?

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

What’s up sexy

[a miraculous thing has happened— though the eye bags has sullen his face quite a while, he still looked absolutely radiant laughing while holding his stomach.]

HAHAHAHA — HAHA HAA! Oh g-god, I'm extremely sorry! Pardon me!

[he wipes a tear off his eye, before putting his hand over his amused smile.]

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

Hello Ms. President! I had a long day today, so it’s so nice to get to ask you more questions.

First of all, what did you think of the songs? I really hope you enjoyed them! Secondly, are you a more outside or inside person?

…

I also just wanted to let you know that I love and care for you very much, and I promise my offer still stands for helping you on your work or otherwise. Even if you just need a shoulder to cry on, I’m always nearby, and if you never wanna publicly admit something sensitive like that, my dm’s are always open :3

I was starting to get a little worried after our last talk. I say no worries, but I know that’s not possible, so please keep them to a minimum, ehe

^^

Hejell

[he deleted it instantly as soon as he realized he was still typing incoherently. after a long pause and few breathing exercises later, he types his response again.]

Hello again, Emerald! ^^

First of all.. I liked the songs. They are very new to me, for someone whose always been around elegant music. So it was refreshing in a way. I liked Pierce the Veil the most, and Taylor Swift— is such a talented singer! I heard of her name, but I never came to realize she was this good..

Second, I am an inside person— but well, duties calls for me to be an outside person.

.. And, well Oh

That's very kind of you, Emerald, really. I think, well, to tell you the truth– I may have. Lied in our last meeting that I was alright. I was not really fine, really. But to tell you why I'm not fine is something I am not emotionally prepared for yet, which is why I hope in due time as we become good friends, I can tell you.

You have been a tremendous source of support these days, and waking up to your asks has been lovely. Given a bit of nicer meaning to these past few days.. So thank you. Thank you, a lot. Really. I mean it

I love and care for you too mm

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

[Someone has sent an anonimous letter.]

"Your city gave me fucking asthma."

-Signed, #%@^%#&

????????????????

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

Just wanted to formally apologize for scaring you off yesterday, and I hope your meeting went well :3

Do you like listening to music? If so, what kind?

No, no! I should be the one to apologize. It was my mistake for raising my voice— really, I shouldn't have been so.. out of control. I have been like that lately, yes, do forgive me.. the meeting went well as one would expect, and now, you needn't fret anymore.

As for your question— yes, I like listening to music, of course! In fact I know how to play a variety of instruments.. such as the guitar. For the type of music I like.. one would assume I really like classical music and folk punk music. While yes, I do like these two particular genres— But well, to tell you the truth.. Whenever I'm alone, my ultimate favorite would be death metal.

I can't quite explain it, but..

I just feel very in tune with the screaming.

I envy it, sorta. Even.

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

u single bbg??

<3

I am.. Why are so many of you concerned about my relationship status?

Also what is BBG?

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

I might be. A little drowsy right now but even my tired brain wanted to say Hi to you,,

Todays ask is. Do you prefer longer hair or shorter hair on yourself? What about others?

Also, is your uniform even comfy? In this heat, I’m not sure haha

Oh, dear.. don't stay up for too long, your rest — and to an extension, your health— are much more valuable than you think.

I've been thinking of getting a short haircut as of late. But I'm worried I might.. not pass very well as transfeminine enough. I don't usually talk about my gender identity, but my preference actually leans towards masculine presentation— It's just well, nobody would take me seriously as a transfem girl if I still looked more and more like a guy, wouldn't I? (Or maybe I really am not, and I'm just confused.) I just fret that.. that makes me not trans enough, so I'll keep the long hair cut for now.

And I prefer people with longer hair. Very much so specifically people with long dark brown or black hair. Or like Sally.

And No, it really isn't when it comes to hot temperatures. It's only ever comfortable when it's winter. But, well, ahem, I am the President after all. It would be very strange and unprofessional if I would be caught in something like a stained t-shirt or a simple dress or any casual attire, now, wouldn't it? Don't worry, I can survive.

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

ADOPT ME TOO PLS

my mom left me and my dad is emotionally absent I WANT A PRESIDENT PARENT

Oh — Again, I'm not sure if I can be your substitute for a mother— but I can still be someone you can trust upon!

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

do you have a First Lady? Or a husband/partner? Is the spot open?

Oh, goodness— Well, I'm a bit of a widow actually.. I fallen in love with a salmon years ago, right by the lakes near my old summer house and my.. when I saw her lustrous gills, her smooth flaps, her everything— If she had still been here with me today, she would have been my first lady. So no, unfortunately the spot is empty.

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

Meow :3

Meowwww. :3

[ofyourmightyharmxnies]

You have such amazing taste, Ms president :3 I don’t read as much as I’d like though, ehe.

But yeah- I would love to plan us something in the future. But for now, I’m all out of questions. I’m sure I can find something in the future, but I might be taking a small break from sending you asks ^^

As a thank you for your lovely responses and service to your community, have these!

[ Enclosed in the envelope of her usual small letter of each days’ asks sat three stretchy bracelets. One had the word “president” in letter beads on it amidst glitter and solid color blue beads. Another had black and gold beads with a heart letter bead opposite to where the bracelet was tied together. The final one had hints of red, blue, and gold metallic beads on it to match his uniform. ]

Oh, you needn't apologize for such a thing! I promise you there's nothing of any obligation that requires you to send asks daily. It's alright, really; I hope your day goes wondrously well, thank you again for the continous support—

[she stops as soon as the gift files in. and upon closer inspection of the bracelet, her eyes start to gleam. is this for her? really? such a beautiful things, precious things all assorted and wrapped around for her and her only? she couldn't believe it, not even with her own two eyes that she was given such a gift. she touches around the beads, checking if there's a catch, perhaps something like touch-exposure poison? because something truly good doesn't exist. but it does, and it's around her arm right now– and she seems to be locked in an trance of awe with her stare.]