#léa reads asoiaf

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

sorry but Jaime Lannister’s characterisation is so funny to me. yes I tried to kill your eight year old but I draw the line at paying people to do my killing for me. you better believe if I want a third grader dead I will do the child murder myself. preferably with a sword so I can look him in the eye while he dies by my blade

[ao3feed-sansaery]

The Complicated Life Of Sansa Stark

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by Lady_Baelish

It's the story of Sansa Stark who just moved in with her parents to Oregon. Separated from her best friend Daenerys Targaeryen, she struggles a little to get used to her new environment.

it stands to reason that between the popular girls from her school who look down on her, her brother Robb who's the most beautiful boy in her school and attracts all the girls, and the discovery of her bisexuality Sansa sometimes feels a little lonely.

Fortunately there is Daenerys, to whom she tells everything, by mail and by message. Which keeps her informed of the life of their small town, and the ups and downs of her love life.

 Based on the saga : La Vie Compliqué de Léa Olivier

Words: 271, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Sansa Stark, Margaery Tyrell, Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, Ygritte (ASoIaF), Ned Stark, Arya Stark, Bran Stark, Rickon Stark, Robb Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark, Myrcella Baratheon, Joffrey Baratheon, Tommen Baratheon, Cersei Lannister, Robert Baratheon, Jeyne Poole, Megga Tyrell, Alla Tyrell, Elinor Tyrell, Shae (ASoIaF), Talisa Maegyr, Loras Tyrell, Garlan Tyrell, Willas Tyrell, Renly Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon, Shireen Baratheon, Viserys Targaryen, Rhaegar Targaryen, Yara Greyjoy, Asha Greyjoy, Theon Greyjoy, Arianne Martell, Quentyn Martell, Trystane Martell, Missandei (ASoIaF), Grey Worm, Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Olenna Tyrell

Relationships: Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell, Khal Drogo/Daenerys Targaryen, Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark, Robert Baratheon & Ned Stark, Jon Snow & Arya Stark & Bran Stark & Rickon Stark & Robb Stark & Sansa Stark, Arya Stark & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Loras Tyrell & Margaery Tyrell, Renly Baratheon/Loras Tyrell, Myrcella Baratheon & Tommen Baratheon, Myrcella Baratheon & Shireen Baratheon, Myrcella Baratheon & Margaery Tyrell, Myrcella Baratheon & Sansa Stark, Jeyne Poole & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow/Ygritte, Jon Snow & Robb Stark, Jon Snow & Ned Stark, Bran Stark & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow & Bran Stark, Arya Stark & Gendry Waters, Arya Stark & Catelyn Tully Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark & Sansa Stark, Bran Stark & Catelyn Tully Stark, Jon Snow & Catelyn Tully Stark, Lysa Tully Arryn & Catelyn Tully Stark, Arianne Martell & Daenerys Targaryen, Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth

Additional Tags: First Time, First Kiss, First Dates, First Love, Love Confessions, Love at First Sight, Falling In Love, Love Stories, POV Sansa Stark, POV Daenerys Targaryen, Bisexual Sansa Stark, Minor Joffrey Baratheon/Sansa Stark, Sansa Stark-centric, Daenerys Targaryen Is Not a Mad Queen, BAMF Daenerys Targaryen, Daenerys Targaryen-centric, Joffrey Baratheon is His Own Warning, Joffrey Baratheon Being an Asshole, Joffrey Baratheon is a Little Shit, Lesbian Margaery Tyrell, Queen Margaery Tyrell, BAMF Margaery Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell is a Good Friend, Badass Cersei Lannister, Mentioned Cersei Lannister, Minor Robert Baratheon/Cersei Lannister, Minor Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth, Gay Sex, Lesbian Sex, Alternate Universe - High School, High School, BAMF Olenna Tyrell, E-mail, Long-Distance Friendship, How Do I Tag, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm Sorry, I'm Bad At Tagging, I Will Go Down With This Ship, I'm Bad At Summaries

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jk4MFs

[ao3feed-briennejaime]

The Complicated Life Of Sansa Stark

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jk4MFs

by Lady_Baelish

It's the story of Sansa Stark who just moved in with her parents to Oregon. Separated from her best friend Daenerys Targaeryen, she struggles a little to get used to her new environment.

it stands to reason that between the popular girls from her school who look down on her, her brother Robb who's the most beautiful boy in her school and attracts all the girls, and the discovery of her bisexuality Sansa sometimes feels a little lonely.

Fortunately there is Daenerys, to whom she tells everything, by mail and by message. Which keeps her informed of the life of their small town, and the ups and downs of her love life.

 Based on the saga : La Vie Compliqué de Léa Olivier

Words: 271, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Sansa Stark, Margaery Tyrell, Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, Ygritte (ASoIaF), Ned Stark, Arya Stark, Bran Stark, Rickon Stark, Robb Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark, Myrcella Baratheon, Joffrey Baratheon, Tommen Baratheon, Cersei Lannister, Robert Baratheon, Jeyne Poole, Megga Tyrell, Alla Tyrell, Elinor Tyrell, Shae (ASoIaF), Talisa Maegyr, Loras Tyrell, Garlan Tyrell, Willas Tyrell, Renly Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon, Shireen Baratheon, Viserys Targaryen, Rhaegar Targaryen, Yara Greyjoy, Asha Greyjoy, Theon Greyjoy, Arianne Martell, Quentyn Martell, Trystane Martell, Missandei (ASoIaF), Grey Worm, Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Olenna Tyrell

Relationships: Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell, Khal Drogo/Daenerys Targaryen, Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark, Robert Baratheon & Ned Stark, Jon Snow & Arya Stark & Bran Stark & Rickon Stark & Robb Stark & Sansa Stark, Arya Stark & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Loras Tyrell & Margaery Tyrell, Renly Baratheon/Loras Tyrell, Myrcella Baratheon & Tommen Baratheon, Myrcella Baratheon & Shireen Baratheon, Myrcella Baratheon & Margaery Tyrell, Myrcella Baratheon & Sansa Stark, Jeyne Poole & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow/Ygritte, Jon Snow & Robb Stark, Jon Snow & Ned Stark, Bran Stark & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow & Bran Stark, Arya Stark & Gendry Waters, Arya Stark & Catelyn Tully Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark & Sansa Stark, Bran Stark & Catelyn Tully Stark, Jon Snow & Catelyn Tully Stark, Lysa Tully Arryn & Catelyn Tully Stark, Arianne Martell & Daenerys Targaryen, Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth

Additional Tags: First Time, First Kiss, First Dates, First Love, Love Confessions, Love at First Sight, Falling In Love, Love Stories, POV Sansa Stark, POV Daenerys Targaryen, Bisexual Sansa Stark, Minor Joffrey Baratheon/Sansa Stark, Sansa Stark-centric, Daenerys Targaryen Is Not a Mad Queen, BAMF Daenerys Targaryen, Daenerys Targaryen-centric, Joffrey Baratheon is His Own Warning, Joffrey Baratheon Being an Asshole, Joffrey Baratheon is a Little Shit, Lesbian Margaery Tyrell, Queen Margaery Tyrell, BAMF Margaery Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell is a Good Friend, Badass Cersei Lannister, Mentioned Cersei Lannister, Minor Robert Baratheon/Cersei Lannister, Minor Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth, Gay Sex, Lesbian Sex, Alternate Universe - High School, High School, BAMF Olenna Tyrell, E-mail, Long-Distance Friendship, How Do I Tag, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm Sorry, I'm Bad At Tagging, I Will Go Down With This Ship, I'm Bad At Summaries

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jk4MFs

[ao3jamiexbrienne]

The Complicated Life Of Sansa Stark

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jk4MFs

by Lady_Baelish

It's the story of Sansa Stark who just moved in with her parents to Oregon. Separated from her best friend Daenerys Targaeryen, she struggles a little to get used to her new environment.

it stands to reason that between the popular girls from her school who look down on her, her brother Robb who's the most beautiful boy in her school and attracts all the girls, and the discovery of her bisexuality Sansa sometimes feels a little lonely.

Fortunately there is Daenerys, to whom she tells everything, by mail and by message. Which keeps her informed of the life of their small town, and the ups and downs of her love life.

 Based on the saga : La Vie Compliqué de Léa Olivier

Words: 271, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Sansa Stark, Margaery Tyrell, Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, Ygritte (ASoIaF), Ned Stark, Arya Stark, Bran Stark, Rickon Stark, Robb Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark, Myrcella Baratheon, Joffrey Baratheon, Tommen Baratheon, Cersei Lannister, Robert Baratheon, Jeyne Poole, Megga Tyrell, Alla Tyrell, Elinor Tyrell, Shae (ASoIaF), Talisa Maegyr, Loras Tyrell, Garlan Tyrell, Willas Tyrell, Renly Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon, Shireen Baratheon, Viserys Targaryen, Rhaegar Targaryen, Yara Greyjoy, Asha Greyjoy, Theon Greyjoy, Arianne Martell, Quentyn Martell, Trystane Martell, Missandei (ASoIaF), Grey Worm, Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Olenna Tyrell

Relationships: Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell, Khal Drogo/Daenerys Targaryen, Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark, Robert Baratheon & Ned Stark, Jon Snow & Arya Stark & Bran Stark & Rickon Stark & Robb Stark & Sansa Stark, Arya Stark & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Loras Tyrell & Margaery Tyrell, Renly Baratheon/Loras Tyrell, Myrcella Baratheon & Tommen Baratheon, Myrcella Baratheon & Shireen Baratheon, Myrcella Baratheon & Margaery Tyrell, Myrcella Baratheon & Sansa Stark, Jeyne Poole & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow/Ygritte, Jon Snow & Robb Stark, Jon Snow & Ned Stark, Bran Stark & Sansa Stark, Jon Snow & Bran Stark, Arya Stark & Gendry Waters, Arya Stark & Catelyn Tully Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark & Sansa Stark, Bran Stark & Catelyn Tully Stark, Jon Snow & Catelyn Tully Stark, Lysa Tully Arryn & Catelyn Tully Stark, Arianne Martell & Daenerys Targaryen, Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth

Additional Tags: First Time, First Kiss, First Dates, First Love, Love Confessions, Love at First Sight, Falling In Love, Love Stories, POV Sansa Stark, POV Daenerys Targaryen, Bisexual Sansa Stark, Minor Joffrey Baratheon/Sansa Stark, Sansa Stark-centric, Daenerys Targaryen Is Not a Mad Queen, BAMF Daenerys Targaryen, Daenerys Targaryen-centric, Joffrey Baratheon is His Own Warning, Joffrey Baratheon Being an Asshole, Joffrey Baratheon is a Little Shit, Lesbian Margaery Tyrell, Queen Margaery Tyrell, BAMF Margaery Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell is a Good Friend, Badass Cersei Lannister, Mentioned Cersei Lannister, Minor Robert Baratheon/Cersei Lannister, Minor Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth, Gay Sex, Lesbian Sex, Alternate Universe - High School, High School, BAMF Olenna Tyrell, E-mail, Long-Distance Friendship, How Do I Tag, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm Sorry, I'm Bad At Tagging, I Will Go Down With This Ship, I'm Bad At Summaries

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jk4MFs

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

people do not understand when i tell them that sometimes, asoiaf is a comedy

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

viserys is so funny because he only has three instincts:

1. prevent incoming civil war entirely aka name rhaenyra his hand.

pros: gets people used to a woman ruling; trains her for her future job; supposedly shows people she is competent.

cons: might need to have a strongly worded conversation with my wife :((((

2. let the civil war happen ten years earlier aka name daemon his hand.

pros: he’s my baby brother!!! it’s totally gonna be different this time trust me :D

cons: giving someone who made it clear he thought he should be my heir instead of my daughter a position of immense power. giving someone who is popular with the city watch, our country’s biggest fleet and the owners of said fleet a position of immense power. giving someone who, according to all of my advisors, wants to usurp me a position of immense power.

3. dance of the dragons. aka name otto hightower, the number one aegon-should-be-king truther, also his toxic ex situationship

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

reading a game of thrones and fuck. robb doesn’t get to be a narrator (he’s lyanna stark he’s the dead girl in the pool he’s the narrative’s most special ghost) but he barely has to. we’re watching him from every point of view but his own. he’s the lannisters’ second thought, a teenager pretending to be the man his father was. he’s jon’s best friend, his older brother, the guy he compares all the others to, snowflakes melting in his hair forever. he’s catelyn first son, it was just the two of them for so long, her boy who looks like her but takes after his father so much it aches, and yet is never like him quite enough, a boy soldier leading men to war when he can barely grow a beard. in private, he listens to his mother’s lessons about command as if she was a school teacher, blushes when he gets the answers wrong, then he earns the lords’ respect in public, like he is older than his years. her son slipping between her fingers when he’s right here.

but most of all in the first book we see him through bran. he’s lord robb, who commands his men and fights wildlings and only has to say one word for his wolf to rip an attacker’s fingers off. he’s robb the brother, who comes into bran’s bedroom in the evening to cry because he’s scared, actually, he’s so scared that he’s going to die, that he has no right to order all these people to die for him, that his father isn’t here and he went south and starks never come back from the south, and now he’s the fifteen year old boy on the throne of a war hero with no idea what he is really doing. he’s scared and he does it anyway. ned tells us very early in the book, after the execution, that it’s the only way to be brave and we don’t know yet that he’s talking about his son. robb haunts the narrative and he’s not even dead yet

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

arya 🤝 bran

being weird little gremlin children who creep people out

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

bran in acok thinking of robb as “the king in the north, who used to be his brother robb”. mr george rr martin i am in your walls

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

rip olenna tyrell you would have loved no body no crime by taylor swift

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

also stannis answering renly’s snark with “yeah? well you’re gay” is so funny to me. true brothers behaviour

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

stoner bran is fun and delightful but we need not forget our roots (weird little creepy kid bran)

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

“while you are busy praying i will have gay sex” nobody did it like him.

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

on unrelated news I’m really entertained by how walder frey’s whole thing is. he’s a rambling old man, tired of the other nobles looking down on him, so he will get angry at any perceived slight, real or imagined. the fact that he knows he is called the late lord frey but he thinks it’s because people are mocking him for his age and wish he would die already, and not because he only ever shows up after the battle is won. he thinks the arryns won’t let him foster his kids at their place while he fosters theirs in return because they believe they’re too good for his children like anyone who takes one (1) look at lady arryn can’t tell that she is certifiably batshit crazy

but also he just has SO many sons of daughters (and grandsons and granddaughters and bastards and grandbastards) because this insecure ninety year old can’t stop fucking apparently. just drowning in pussy. so he’s desperate to get them placed into other noble families to stop having literally fifty of his children in the house. he just. really wants his kids to move out

[snowprincesa1]

BYE SIR 💀💀💀💀💀 THIS GUY—-

sorry but Jaime Lannister’s characterisation is so funny to me. yes I tried to kill your eight year old but I draw the line at paying people to do my killing for me. you better believe if I want a third grader dead I will do the child murder myself. preferably with a sword so I can look him in the eye while he dies by my blade