#l LOVE the HC that Craig has braces

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I had to write “goodbye guys” because I’m too much of a coward to write “goodbye Tolkien”

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sp hcs <3

- In his 20s, Cartman used to sneak out to bars and try to seduce men while crossdressing. He thought it was a secret, but Kyle, Stan and Kenny all knew, they just didn’t say anything but joked about it in private. (This was before he became homeless. He got kicked out of college.)

- Craig goes everywhere looking like he rolled out of bed. Like just throws on a hoodie that was on his floor and sweats.

- After post-covid, Stan ends up marrying Wendy, but the marriage ends in divorce.

- In middle school, Butters becomes a bit of a bully. After constantly being grounded throughout elementary school, be becomes rebellious and starts to hang out with Cartman more. However, when around Kenny, he feels as though he can be his true self. He was also veeeerrryyyy deep in the closet about his gender identity at this time, and tried very hard to project his masculinity as obnoxious as possible. Kenny was the only one who knew about Marjorine being trans and helped keep the secret for her up until high school. She started hrt and publicly came out her senior year.

- Tweek always wears mismatched socks.

- In high school, Butters got the courage to call cps for his parent’s abuse, after doing so being put into foster care. He was adopted by the Tweeks and became Tweak’s adopted brother/sister.

- Scott Tenorman lives in a mental hospital.

- Stan played with Crimson Dawn throughout middle school and high school. The band became kinda cultish within South Park. When they broke up before everyone went to college, Stan tried to start a solo career and got a couple gigs. He still plays with the former members occasionally, though.

- Stan smells like axe. Kyle thinks it’s disgusting.

- Kyle can’t go a day without showering. He also wears cologne a lot.

- Kyle is a neat freak (he has ocd.)

- Kyle hid his hair under his hat up until junior year, being heavily insecure about it. In college, he started to embrace his hair and let it grow out.

- Since dating Cartman, Heidi suffers from bulimia and anorexia, because she still sees herself as a clone of Cartman.

- Bebe is one of those girls who sprays bath and bodyworks warm vanilla sugar perfume all over the locker room.

- Tweek and Craig like to bond over movies and tv shows, like Adventure Time or Star Wars. Their current favorite is Steven Universe (Tweek’s favorite character is Peridot and Craig’s is Garnet <3)

- Cartman still sleeps with his stuffed animals/dolls, but denies it.

- Mars becomes a cheerleader.

- When watching a horror movie with friends, if Clyde knows there’s a jumpscare coming, he will leave the room and yell “Is it over yet?” when he wants to come back in.

- Kenny makes his money when living alone by being hired for kids birthday parties. He will go as either Mysterion or Princess Kenny.

- When Stan starts to question his sexuality during his preteen years, Wendy helps him out by telling him she’s omnisexual herself and introduces him to bisexuality.

- Red and Wendy date for two weeks in middle school.

- In middle school, Stan nearly drops all his friends again, hitting his lowest point with his mental health and alcoholism. He starts to recover in high school.

- Stan HATES weed. However, he still smokes it as a stress reliever despite himself, having been surrounded by it since 4th grade. Occasionally, he’ll smoke some with Kenny.

- Stan has ache, meanwhile Kyle has a perfect skincare routine.

- Craig, Clyde, Bebe, Heidi, and Wendy all have braces.

- Mars loves y2k, early 2000’s and Japanese Harajuku fashion.

- Kenny owns one of those stupid “virginity rocks” and “I ❤️ hot milfs” t-shirts.

- Nicole and Tolkien are married and Tweak and Craig are engaged.

- Stan is still jealous of Kyle and Tolkien’s tiktoks. In response, Kenny and Stan make their own tiktok account to rival them.

- Kenny’s phone is a hand-me-down iPhone 6 that is so cracked it’s a shock how it even still works.

- Wendy takes muay thai lessons.

- Kyle is a huge book worm, enjoying classic literature. Stan makes fun of him for it, thinking it’s boring.

- Stan carries tote bags everywhere.

- Stan loves motorcycles.

- Stan avoids red meat in his diet. He still eats chicken and fish, though, since he’s not a total pussy.

- Tweek likes musicals. Craig, on the other hand, thinks they’re silly.

- Stan is a fnaf kid.

- Kyle is a coffee addict. Not Tweek level ofc but he can’t go without it.

- Kyle is an insomniac.

- Kyle enjoys writing, specifically poetry. In middle school, he wrote a lot of cringey poems that he is embarrassed of, which his mother kept as keepsakes.

- Cartman writes yaoi fanfiction of Tweak and Craig that he hides under his bed.

- Kyle went through a “I’m not like other boys” phase in middle school. Years later, Kyle had to scribble out his old yearbook photos cuz he hated them so much. He had a pair of round glasses that he thought looked so good for about a year, then saw his photos and never wore them again.

- Butters started sneaking out in high school to go to Kenny’s house. Marjorine became a really good liar.

- Tweek likes physical touch but feels uncomfortable giving it or having it be displayed, while Craig hates being touched but loves getting into everyone’s personal space.

- Tweek is taller than Craig.

- Marjorine has a huge growth spurt in high school, making her the tallest out of the boys.

- Tweek has a huge fear of blood. If he gets something as minor as a scrape or a paper cut he will literally pass out.

- Stan and Kyle will stay up very late playing roblox together on school nights.

- Clyde is afraid of loud noises, specifically thunderstorms. He also has a fear of clowns.

- Clyde and Kyle both sleep with a nightlight.

- Kyle is a straight-A student. If he gets a B he will beg the teacher for extra credit to make it up. Stan’s grades are pretty average, mostly B’s with a couple A’s and like one C. Kenny has abysmal grades. Mostly F’s and D’s and one B. Cartman is mostly C’s and D’s with one F.

- One of Mars’ favorite hobbies is to go thrifting. She often goes with Kenny and they pick outfits out for each other.

- Mars and Kenny also like to bond over online games, specifically Hello Kitty Island Adventure (among other things like webkinz or animal jam)

- Mars and Kenny love singing karaoke together. They also like painting each others nails for fun.

- Mars and Kenny aren’t dating, just really close friends. A lot of people think they are due to their joke flirting (they both know it’s not serious but they think it’s funny. Sometimes they’ll do it just to confuse people.) Mars is dating Red and Kenny just sleeps around, but is open to a committed relationship(s), both monogamous or polyamorous.

-In college, Kenny worked at a tattoo shop. He gave himself his own piercings. He has a lot of them.

-Kenny likes wearing skirts and dresses occasionally. Not like Cartman does, but in a “fuck gender norms I can wear what I want” kind of way, being cis.

-Cartman used to talk to his plushies and believe that they were alive and had feelings (he watched toy story and totally thought it was real). He used to cram all his plushies onto his bed and sleep with them because he didn’t want them to be lonely.

-Cartman is very embarrassed about his genderfluidity, with lots of internalized homo/transphobia (if u asked him what his pronouns were, he’d probably say “I have a dick and balls, make of that what you will.” Otherwise, he’d go by he/she) If he found out that the other guys knew, he would die. - Wendy and Stan, since middle school, are constantly in an on-again-off-again relationship. Stan’s personal issues in middle school led him to treat Wendy horribly, even if he didn’t mean it. Heidi used to comfort Wendy about this, sharing her experiences, and they became close. In high school, as Wendy became more popular and Stan started to recover, he started to chase her while Wendy was colder. However, they hooked up occasionally and dated periodically. While Stan was getting better, he still lacked good communication skills, and in senior year, Wendy finally broke up with him for good. They rarely saw each other in college, but after that they reconnected and became friends. Read the first headcanon. - Kenny doesn’t give a fuck about his health because he knows he can just come back. He’s constantly living life on the edge and doing dangerous shit, but is always quick to protect anybody who he feels is at harm and would never try to drag them into anything crazy he does. - Kenny will get high off of anything. Anything. He doesn’t cheese anymore but he likes huffing and taking LSD. - Mars and Kyle enjoy writing.

- Wendy is wasian (korean and white)

- Stan is wasian and Latino (Japanese, Mexican and white)

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crenny headcanons 🐹🐭

shitty ooc hcs that make no sense feel free to igmore 🥰🥰i keep asking for headcanons but no one talks to me so i am posting my own bc i love them 😌🥰

they have rodent play dates

craig loves his disease-infested rats and gives them kisses and calls them sweetheart and honey and earth angel

whenever kenny comes over he gives him head/ cheek kises and calls him sweetheart 🥰🥰

they are both equally protective over each other and beat ppl up. craig punches cartman a few times jus for calling him a hoodrat

craig is the only one who is allowed to be mean to kenny 😤

they slow-dance to craig's shitty emo music and kenny's shitty country music.in the middle of craig's bedroom at like three am

craig and ruby give their clothes to kenny and karen bc they're poor

they play guitar and sing together.but in their bedroom bc they're shy ehe ☺️

craig always tells kenny he's going to beat him up but never does. actualy whenever people pick on kenny he beats them up instead

craig calls him ken doll and sweetheart and angel and baby doll and hoodrat and kenny calls him honey and sweetie and fuckign nerd and skinny bitch 🥰they're in love

they get braces at the same time.and everyone makes fun of them.but then they become the hottest bitches in town 🤭😌

kenny is a little scared of stripe 😧and ruby 😖

craig and butters become close and bond over their rodents

kenny doesn't like craig's friends. clyde and kevin stoley are always flirting with him and tweek doesn't like kenny he cals him a hoodrat ghetto hoe 😪

they're both v v shy and insecure about their voices. but that is all they're insecure about bc they know they're the hottest bitches in town 😌

they're v v shy and scared of ppl and they fight over who gets to order their food 😖

craig has a goth/emo phase and kenny has a hippy/scene phase lmao at the same time

craig proposes 🥰 to make up for the fact that kenny made the first move, bc craig was too pussy to ask him out first

craig makes him carry him around and pick him up even tho he's way taller than kenny.but kenny is strong and he doesn't mind ehe

they make playlists for each other.and craig is v judgmental of his music. but he secretly enjoys his country music :^(

craig looks through his playboys and is also v judgmental even tho he is gay and isn't even into women 🤭😌

craig is extremely protective over karen. karen refused to talk at first when craig is around whenever she comes over to ruby's house. craig is v v sweet and patient with her and calls her sweetie and honey and buys her things and never lets ruby pick on her. eventually karen starts getting used to craig and craig says she is so cool, way cooler than kenny 🤭😌😏

and kenny appreciates everything craig does for karen and also whenever karen says people at school pick on her, craig offers to beat them up😭middle schoolers

they're both poor hoodrats. and they have dates in craig's room. with like frozen chickem nuggets and cheap juice boxes

they intentionally like forcing each other to do things out of their comfort zone. like pickign up spiders and eating gross shit. or talking to strangers bc they're shy 😭😪

craig pierces his ears w a rusty safety pin. and kenny gets an infection and dies 😭😭

when they start going out they use corny ooc pet names for each other just to piss each other off (tho they secretly like it) and eventually they do it so much that it doesn't feel like a joke anymore and their friends are just like 🤨

craig loves sitting in keny's lap and making kenny hold him and pick him up even tho craig is tall and gawky and awkward asf

craig is v possessive and calls kenny *my boy*

craig is v awkward w expressing his feelings so he is always hugging and holding onto kenny and giving him gay kisses. kenny is the one who uses bad pick-up lines ^_^

craig gets annoyed that kenny hides his face behind his hood all the time and yanks it down. it annoys kenny but eventually he breaks the habit of hiding his face

craig normally acts like he hates kenny and is annoyed by him but when craig gets drunk he gets extremely affectionate and uses pet names and is v v clingy

craig always gets girls number bc he's tall and handsome w dark hair but never calls them bc he's gay 🥰so he gives them to kenny instead