#l ´ m very excited tbh

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If you don’t mind can you do a NSFW alphabet for Josh or Matt

check out my masterlist for the Matt one! unfortunately it might be a little underwhelming, i haven't looked into his character as much as the others, and i'm only now getting back into writing so my writing is pretty minimal rn, but anyways!

Josh Washington NSFW Alphabet

im honestly so excited for this one, josh is fine as fuck, and in my mind, he's arguably the kinkiest out of them all

A - Aftercare

Josh would get you all cleaned up, kissing you all over while he does so.

B - Body Part (His favourite body part on himself and you)

He loves your lips. Just mesmerised by how pretty they are. His favourite part of himself would probably be his dick, I can't lie

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Messy! gets off to the sight of you with his cum either ON you or dripping out of you.

D - Dirty secret

Has SO MANY ideas for things you two could do. Wouldn't surprise me if he has them written down somewhere.

E - Experience (How experienced he is)

He's got a decent amount of experience, as well as a lot of ideas from the porn he watches.

F - Favorite position

Tbh I feel like Josh would love fucking you from behind while you're on your hands and knees, and he's got his hands on your hips.

G - Goofy (Is he more serious in the moment?)

Can switch back and forth between silly and serious so fast, and you can never quite tell if his seriousness is playful or not.

H - Hair

He keeps it tidy

I - Intimacy

He loves to get up close and personal, whispering in your ear and touching you all over.

J - Jack off

Honestly, a lot. He's got a lot of pent up energy.

K - Kink

I think Josh could potentially enjoy roleplay and costumes, considering how much he seemed to enjoy his whole Psycho act, and with all the movie equipment he has in the basement, I feel like he'd def be into some of the more kinky stuff.

L - Location

Every. Single. Goddamn. Room. In that lodge.

M - Motivation

Literally just seeing you.

N - No (Hard limits)

Anything that goes beyond your basic sadistic stuff, like nothing that would cause bleeding or permanent damage.

O - Oral

Loves both giving and receiving, loves making you squirm with just his tongue, does wonders for his ego seeing you become a mess, and would def be the type to grab you by the hair when receiving and guide your head.

P - Pace

Much like the seriousness, it can switch back and forth really fast. He always keeps you on your toes.

Q - Quickie

Yes. Quick fuck in a college bathroom before class? 100% he's down.

R - Risk

He's all for experimenting and trying out new things, and can enjoy things on the more daring side.

S - Stamina

He's got a LOT of energy, and gets really riled up once he's started.

T - Toys

I could definitely see Josh using toys on you, all sorts of borderline sadistic shit.

U - Unfair

Oh 100% he will degrade and praise you at the same time and leave you confused and whining.

V - Volume

Loud. Very chatty too, and talks you through everything, with all sorts of praise and degradation and teasing and all sorts.

W - Wild card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)

I could imagine for Halloween he'd dress up as a masked killer from your favourite slasher movie and "hunt you down", he enjoys the thrill of the chase.

X - X-ray (Size)

7 inches (I think I'm just saying the same for all of them tbh idk)

Y - Yearning

Oh he is eager ALL the time, he's the most dirty minded guy in the group, no competition

Z - Zzz

I don't think he'd sleep for a while afterwards tbh, still too high on the adrenaline rush.

Bro it's crazy how much easier this one was than the others, I do really just imagine Josh to be a horny fucker

thank you for the request! Feel free to request other stuff too!

[lolahauri]

: ̗̀➛ Shane: Smut Alphabet 🔞

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sorry but i think the most he'd do is bring you a washcloth and cuddle you lol.

Unless you had really rough or angry sex. Then he would make sure to give you lots of kisses and verbal affection to make sure you know he still loves you, and didn't actually mean any of the degrading stuff he said.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your ass.

You can't convince me he isn't an ass man.

He'd slap and grab your ass constantly, sometimes at very inappropriate times lol.

Would immediately get hard if you ever offered to give him an ass job.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Will cum anywhere you want and love it.

Though his personal favorite would be in your ass or down your throat.

He loves watching you swallow his cum.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Would jerk off with a pair of your used underwear if you left them in his room.

Would also send you a pic of the aftermath later.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's one of the older men in town. I'd imagine he's had his fair share of drunk hookups and casual relationships before he moved to Pelican Town.

So, pretty experienced.

But does he know what he's doing? Eh...

If you're AMAB, i think he'd be pretty good at getting you off from the beginning, considering you have the same anatomy.

If you're AFAB though, you'd probably have to teach him what you like. I think that would be pretty hot though.

He'd probably ask you to masturbate in front of him a few times so he can see exactly how and where you like being touched.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy! Likes having that view of your ass. Plus he can spank you or pull your hair in that position too.

Cowgirl! He can't get enough of you riding him, using him like a sex toy.

Not really a position, but he LOVES throat fucking you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not goofy, but he will mock and tease you a lot.

He thinks it's so cute seeing you get all shy and embarrassed from his words.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Same color as his hair, pretty thick and curly.

When he's single he doesn't trim at all.

But in a relationship, he'd try to keep it more neat for you.

Unless you're into the full bush? ;) He would love that.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not usually romantic.

Though I do think once in a while he'd randomly get all soft and needy, and he'd fuck you so slow and hard, whispering in your ear and feeling up your whole body.

That usually happens if you had a rough day or it was a special occasion, like Valentine's or your BDAY.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before Dating: Everyday. Always with porn too (earbuds in obv).

I think his favs to watch would be throat-fucking and anal.

Would hate hentai tbh.

rip shane sdv, you would've loved reddit and twitter.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Degrading (only giving tho), dirty talk, breeding, spanking, hair pulling.

Non-penetrative sex & outercourse (like assjobs, tit fucking, dry humping, handjobs.)

Spitting in your mouth. 👀

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Hear me out: fucking in the Joja breakroom.

Hardly anyone is even the store. Morris and the cashier never leave their positions. It's only semi-public, so it gives that adrenaline rush, but almost no risk of being caught.

And he gets to spend company time stuffing your holes! It's perfect!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just looking at you can get him hard tbh.

But oh my god, he'd get embarrassingly horny from you teasing him.

One of those guys who pretends to hate teasing, but it actually excites him so much.

Loves the chase (and eventual catch).

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don't think he'd be into being submissive or bottoming.

He's strictly a dom/dom top.

The most submissive he'd be is having you ride him, but that doesn't really count as being a sub.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving. Sometimes likes it more than actual sex tbh.

He's not the best at giving head, but you'd still cum from it.

Would actually really like having you sit on his face. He'd jerk off while you do it too.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If you're doing anal, he'd start slow and work his way up to going fast and hard.

Vaginal sex starts and ends pretty hard n fast.

The only time he stays slow and gentle is those infrequent love-making sessions i mentioned earlier.

Or if you just ask him to slow down, he will right away ofc.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves quickies!

Could probably do two, maybe three in one day if he's super pent up.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Fairly down for experimenting. Also long as it isn't painful or gross.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

If he's on top, probably not a super high stamina. One round. Lasts an average amount of time.

But if you're riding, he can go as many rounds as you want.

He'd let you fuck him till he's cumming dry if you wanted.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Probably doesn't own any himself. Maybe he made homemade ones in the past.

He'd be so down to use some with you though.

Imagine mutual masturbation with him!!

Lying side-by-side, using a fleshlight on him while he uses your fav toy on you!!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

The longer you're together, the more comfortable he feels teasing you. He'd be such a dick about it.

If you made him mad, he'd keep getting you hot n bothered throughout the day just to leave you hanging.

And like i said before, he pretends to hate being teased. But he secretly loves the chase, and you being a little brat.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lots of grunting and groaning.

Probably a lot of dirty talk too, esp if you're having angry sex. (IMAGINE!)

"God you make me so fucking mad sometimes, just couldn't wait to take my cock, could you? Such a little whore."

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Would absolutely bend you over in front of a full length mirror and make you keep eye contact with him while he fucks you stupid.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Thick as fuck, average length.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Kinda high.

Ideally he'd wanna get it on at least once a day, but that's up to you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If it was anything more than a quickie, right away.

Tired old man smh.

I LOVE DIRTY, OLD MAN SHANE!!

[sungbeam]

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 : a series!

[7 OF 11 NOW CUFFED!] ; it's cuffing season! — and the boyz are in for quite the adventure as they learn to juggle school, work, friends, and love.

starring: the boyz, f!reader

genre: college au, fluff, humor, comfort, assorted pairings

word count: 216k/?? // at least 20k+ words per part

**note: the main plotline (the 4 szns) can be read completely as stand-alones. all other spin-offs can also technically be read as stand-alones, but some might require context from the main plotline. (all prev yns will appear as __!yn)

+ ADD THIS TO YOUR LIST (taglist form: open)

a/n: i'm very excited for this series tbh and i really hope i retain the strength to finish it 🤧 a great way to help me out tho is to blow this post up by reblogging, esp since tumblr gatekeeps the actual fics when they're published :')

SEASON ONE: PARTY PEOPLE — jacob b.

yours and jacob's mutual friend kevin is convinced that you're meant to be, even if he only just met you. (trailer, 34k)

SEASON TWO: FLIGHT RISK — eric s.

you and eric met on an airplane, and that's where you thought it would end, but clearly the universe has a different plan in mind. (trailer, 30k)

SEASON THREE: OFF THE RECORD — j. changmin (parts 𝐈, 𝐈𝐈)

everyone thinks changmin is cute and harmless, but you know that's not who he really is. (trailer, 36k)

SEASON FOUR: AIN'T NO ROMEO — l. hyunjae

your best friend hyunjae ain't no romeo, but you're still in love... so let's hope he doesn't find out you wrote a whole play about him! (trailer, 30k)

— spin-offs & side adventures.

RHAPSODY ANONYMOUS — k. sunwoo

you never thought your humble, little podcast would ever touch somebody's soul like it did one kim sunwoo's. (trailer, 28k)

RESCUE PROTOCOL — kevin m.

another summer break, another annual trip to the lake! except, it seems like when you and kev get there, you'll have to make some tweaks to the original rescue protocol. (trailer, 29k)

AT YOUR CONVENIENCE — k. younghoon

neither you nor younghoon were party people, but you did find love in the convenience store down the block. (trailer, 29k)

HOT COMMODITY — j. haknyeon

no matter how many times he's been to this restaurant, haknyeon swears he's not just here for the cute waitress. (trailer, __)

PINKY SWEAR — c. chanhee

you and chanhee are far from the years of pinky swears, but here you are, still lacing fingers after all this time. (trailer, __)

THE REVEAL — l. sangyeon

does sangyeon really have a secret girlfriend? well... let's find out. (trailer, __)

CLASS(Y) ACTION — l. juyeon

nothing is more cutthroat than the legal sphere, and sometimes we have to find allies in the strangest places—even if he spills coffee on you. (trailer, __)

EXTRA/"DELETED" SCENES

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EXTRA, EXTRA CONTENT

— QUIZZES!

lmk what u got for a free smooch and a cookie 🤸‍♀️🥰

which love in unity boy will you be cuffing this year? (uquiz)

which love in unity boy will you be cuffing this school year? (**NEW & IMPROVED VER)

love in unity trivia !! for the main plot only (uquiz)

— ALT. READING ORDERS

if u want to read this series in timeline order, this is how it should be done: jacob/younghoon, eric/haknyeon, changmin/sunwoo, hyunjae/chanhee, sangyeon, kevin, juyeon

if u wanna read sungbeam's favorites (no particular order): at your convenience, ain't no romeo, (more to be decided!)

— SERIES TAGS: general series. any wip can be searched via "wip: _____" (usually just the initials, except for party people); or "the (member) fic™"

[thelonelyshore-if]

I'll get here first! Perri NSFW Alphabet? please 🥺🙏

Perri Alphabet below the cut!!

A = Aftercare

Perri's a big cuddler. After sex they'd enjoy laying together, being a little silly and playful and flirty.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

F!Perri enjoys her hips, while M!Perri and NB!Perri are both partial to their stomachs. As for their partner, Perri is kind of obsessed with hands.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

The idea of being covered in a partner's cum drives Perri insane.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Nobody knows how kinky they are. They sort of feel like they haven't earned it, since they've never even had sex before.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Perri is a virgin! So everything is totally new to them.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

They don't know yet! There are lots they're intrigued by, but they don't think they could pick a favorite until they've tried them.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Perri falls somewhere in the middle between serious and playful. They wouldn't mind having fun during sex and are certainly able to laugh and tease, but they also would enjoy something a little more intense/serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

They don't shave fully but keep it neat--and, considering their hair is often dyed some outlandish color, the carpet doesn't match the drapes lmao. Their body hair is a very light brown.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Nervous. Terrified that they're doing something wrong or they're going to embarrass themself. At least, at first. After they've done it a few times, Perri is VERY eager. Eager to please as well as eager to try new things. And they're a romantic at heart lol they'd love the more romantic aspects of sex.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Touching themself is one of the only methods that sort of works when Perri's dealing with their insomnia. It isn't a sure-fire thing, but sometimes they're actually able to get a bit of sleep after an orgasm.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Their praise kink is out of control tbh. They have plenty of others, but that's the big one.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

They're intrigued by the idea of semi-public sex. Not full blown exhibitionism, but something like a parked car? The idea makes them squirm.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Perri's motivated by a combination of things--their own sex drive, their curiosity to explore their various kinks, and, maybe more than anything else, to get closer to their partner. Physical intimacy is so appealing to them and they crave it desperately.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There's a lot Perri would try tbh, but they're very much so not into humiliation. They've got enough insecurities on their own without adding extra ones in bed.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

They've never done it, so at first I think they'd be very hesitant and unsure of themself. The idea excites them, though, and Perri's a fast learner. Ultimately I think they'll end up preferring giving, but only by a bit.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough c:

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hmmmm…sounds fun and exciting. Perri would love to slip in a quickie right before their show starts or during a commercial break. Just something fast and dirty and probably badly timed.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

There is so much Perri wants to try. That being said, they're a fairly hesitant person naturally. They'll need their partner to take the lead, at least a little bit, when it comes to anything that isn't something they're already curious about.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

F!Perri and NB!Perri can both last for several rounds. They're very eager to make up for lost time. M!Perri feels the same way, but probably needs a bit more time in between rounds to catch his breath haha.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

They have quite the extensive collection of toys! They're a collector at heart. That being said, I think they have their favorite toys and the others probably don't actually get much use.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Perri isn't super interested in teasing their partner. Edging turns them on, however; they like to be teased.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

For somebody so quiet, Perri ends up being quite loud in bed. A lot of little noises, mostly, but if you truly get them going they'll end up so overstimulated that they just babble whatever thoughts come into their head.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Perri doesn't know it yet, but eventually they'll realize how much they like being marked. Seeing leftover bites or hickies or bruises gives them an indescribable thrill.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

They'll be fairly shy about undressing, although they're fairly comfortable with their body. Their freckles are even more prominent on their body than their face, which is something most people don't know. They have a super cute tummy.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Actually fairly high, and once they've actually started sleeping with a partner it will only get higher.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Most of the time, Perri won't be able to sleep after sex at all. Their insomnia is pretty severe. On a rare occasion, though, post-sex they'll be able to cuddle up and drift off. They absolutely treasure these occasions. Being able to actually sleep with their partner is like a dream come true.

[roses-r-rosie3]

Tomas Vrbada Smut Alphabet

A - Aftercare (What is he like after sex)

✰ He will cuddle you, clean you up, talk to you for a bit about how much he loves you and how much you mean to him and then fall asleep next to you or he will be knocked out (either or)

B - Bottom Or Top? (Is he a Bottom or Top? Is he Dom!Bottom, Sub!Bottom, Dom!Top, Sub!Top)

✰ He is definitely either a sub!bottom or a sub!top but either way he is a sub there are very rare occasions where he is dominate but he is a bottom at heart ❤️

C - Cum (Anything to do with Cum)

✰ May not seem like it but he is a FREAK. He loves when you cum in his mouth (of course he swallows because he’s a ‘good boy’), he loves when you cum in him, literally anything to do with it

D - Dirty Secret (Secret Kink/Guilty Pleasure)

✰ He secretly likes the idea of you getting him pregnant. Of course, he knows that he can’t get pregnant but the thought of having a child that looks like you and him gets him excited

E - Experience (How Experienced is he?)

✰ I don’t see him as a very experienced person, you were probably his first relationship

F - Favorite Position (Self explanatory)

✰ Probably missionary (I know it’s basic)

G - Goofy (Is he silly during sex? Or is he serious)

✰ He takes these moments really seriously, he wouldn’t mind a if you cracked a joke here and there though

H - Hair (How well groomed is he?)

✰ He shaves almost everyday so I would imagine him to be very clean and well-groomed

I - Intimacy (How romantic is he during sex?)

✰ He is a very very romantic man, if he’s topping he’ll shower you with love and praise, if he’s bottoming he’ll tell you how good you’re fucking him

J - Jacking Off (Does he masterbate?)

✰ He used to do it a lot but after he started dating you he started jerking off maybe one or twice every month

K - Kinks (what are his kinks?)

✰ Pregnancy kink (as said before)

✰ Orgasam Control

✰ Gagging

L - Location (Favorite place to do it)

✰ He likes the bedroom a lot mainly because you guys don’t have to worry about being caught

M - Motivation (What turns him on)

✰ Literally anything tbh, you being shirtless, you training, you coming out of the shower with only a bath towel wrapped around your waist, but he tries (key word: tries) to hide it (he’s blushing like crazy)

N - No (Something he wouldn’t do/turn offs)

✰ knifeplay/anything with violence involved. He is afraid that he would accidentally hurt you and he doesn’t wanna take that risk

O - Oral (What are his oral preferences? Does he like giving or receiving?)

✰ he prefers giving because seeing your face scrunch up as he blows you makes him feel butterflies in his stomach

P - Pace (How Fast/slow does he go during sex?)

✰ If he’s topping he will go slow at first so that he can make sure that he’s not hurting you and eventually speed up over time

✰ If he is bottoming though… he wants you to make him your bitch

Q - Quickie (His opinions on quickies. Would he do it?)

✰ He doesn’t mind quickies because he’s always away from you but he prefers for the two of you to have an actual intimate moment (not that quickies aren’t intimate)

R - Risk (How risky is he willing to go?)

✰ I feel like Tomas isn’t a fan of it but if you want to then he will

✰ If you’re giving him a blowjob or jerking him off in the hallways, he would be extremely cautious and paranoid

S - Stamina (how long does he last)

✰ He could last about 4-5 rounds I mean he is a ninja after all…🤷‍♂️

T - Toys(does he own any toys?)

✰ I honestly don’t see Tomas to be the kind of guy to own any toys, maybe a dildo??

U - Unfair (does he like teasing you)

✰ No, He knows that if he even tries to tease you, then you will punish him (which probably gives him more of a reason for him to tease you now that I think about it)

V - Volume (How loud is he)

✰ All I need to say is that man WHIMPERS

W - Wild Card (random sex Headcannon)

✰ Once, when you and Tomas were doing it, Kuai started knocking on the door because he heard Tomas and thought he was being hurt, so while kuai was opening the door Tomas had to use abilities so that you could both put your clothes on

X - X-Ray (How big is his cock? Anything like that lols)

✰ 7 1/2 inches long 3 inches thick

Y - Yearning (how high is his sex drive)

✰ Honestly I don’t think it would be that high unless if he was coming home from a mission, but he would most likely want to cuddle and kiss while watching a movie

Z - Zzzz (how quickly does he fall asleep afterwards?)

✰ If he’s topping he will help you clean up but if he’s bottoming he will be out like a lightbulb

[procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics]

Geralt of Rivia NSFW Alphabet

Summary: Geralt of Rivia NSFW Alphabet!!

Notes: this request has been in my inbox forever... sorry :)

Warnings: afab!reader, smut ig?

Taglist: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @lucyinthelibrary @sunndust (hmu to be added for any taglist!)

based on this request | Masterlist | requests are OPEN!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The BEST backrubs. He’s very quiet, but he takes care of you so so well.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his arms, just because he can pick you up/protect you with them and he knows that you like them so so much.

Loves everything about you, but especially your hips/bodyshape. Just loves to admire, yk?

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s got a little breeding kink. He knows he can’t have kids, but he still likes cumming inside.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Likes it when you get a little rough with him/try to push him around a bit. If he didn’t want to, you couldn’t, but the way you push him against a wall is still hot

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s old and looks good, so he’s got A LOT

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves something where you’re really close to him, maybe in his lap. Wants to be able to wrap his arms around you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It’s more serious to him, but he’ll joke around with you

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet matches the drapes, and he’ll honestly groom however you want him to. Otherwise doesn’t really care that much.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If you’re fuckbuddies, then it’s just a hookup – no feelings, no strings attached. If you’re romantically involved oml. He turns into the biggest sap.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Idt he jacks off a lot. He’d rather just do it properly with you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink for sure. Loves hair pulling, whether that’s on you or him, also enjoys scratching/biting. Loves to mark up your thighs.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Might sound boring, but in a bed. He’s on the road enough, so if he’s ever off it, he wants you to be comfortable.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. Just catching a glimpse of you is enough, especially if he makes you laugh or happy, then he’s practically on his knees

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything with too much liquid, especially blood. He doesn’t want to hurt you. Too much.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Will eat you out for days. He loves giving you head, between your legs gotta be one of his favorite places.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on what you want tbh – he likes everything as long as it’s with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sure, why not? He’ll sneak them in all the time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’ll try out new stuff, but he’s tried pretty much everything. He knows what he likes, and usually sticks to that.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s got that witcher stamina :)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Idt Geralt likes toys tbh, so none.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’ll tease you outside the bedroom to get you excited, but he’s too impatient once you’re kissing him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s a quiet lover, he prefers listening to you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’d go crazy for lingerie of any kind, and then he’d ruin it with his teeth right after.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just like he’s got witcher stamina, he’s got witcher endowment

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is pretty high, especially around you, but he’ll make sure to satisfy you each time

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Witchers don’t sleep much, and Geralt prefers holding you anyway. He enjoys watching you fall asleep in his arms

[imflyingfish]

Rating Highground X Minecraft keyboard/accessories

Im going to just be rating based on visual appearence rather than quality of the keyboard

1. Inventory

They tried. The grey really isnt appealing and neither are the icons. Pretty obvious and boring. However, i do like that they at least tried to match the letters with the keys. M for melon. L for lava. G for gold. But why is X for crossbow? I do like the fact that the enter key is the furnace icon, and the use of minecraft font (even if i dont like the minecraft font). 2/10 I have minecraft toolbar keycaps and theyre so much better with shinethrough.

2. Steve and Animals

I love the colours for this, id live to have that skyblue on my desk. I like the animals too i think the illustration is really nice. But i dont think Steve is really doing the board any favours. His skin is pretty light imo, and i dont think people appear great on keycaps anyway (just look at how his face is bulging by his eyes). Tbh i think id like this board a LOT if it wasnt for Steve, and thats a shame bc i like steve. 5/10

3. Creepers

I like this one a lot. It reminds me of those minecraft animations. Looks like a minecraft themed fever dream. I also like how the healthbar has less hearts than all the other ones. 9/10 i like it but its not for me.

4. Mining wall

Again i really dont like the grey. I just dont think this one lools good tbh. Who wants diorite on their keyboard? (Im jk i love diorite) anyway. Unrealistic block formation but otherwise fine 4/10

5. grASS block

No. What the piss it this? This just. No. It looks bad. Stop. Who wants this on their desk. Stop. It looks silly and as classic as the grass block is this just looksgross. No. 0/10

6. Blocky

This is my favourite of all the board sets. Its just fun. The blocks do unfortunatly look warped due to the keyboard shape. Its not the prettiest thing in the world but i do like it a lot for being silly and just a big mess. 8/10 its the first board to sell out.

7. Map

I actually really like this one. I think the pattern is nice and matches well with the shape of the keycaps. I can see myself getting lost staring at this while im meant to be working. I think this does the brown and green scheme a lot better than grass block did. 9/10

8. TNT

Im a huge fan. The block is a classic choice, it fits nicely as a set, its clean. I like this a lot! 10/10

9. Deskmat - map

Very nicely sized, cute pattern with the map. I like the text on the ends. I think this is quite whimsical but still neat. 8/10

9. Deskmat - mining blocks

I quite like this. Obvious design but i think it works. I dont mind the grey so much. Its not particuarly exciting though. 7/10

Im going to add onto this with the final few items since ive hit post limit

[astrotoilet]

My ghostface angel|Amber freeman x male reader

Y/N L/N and Tara Carpenter have always been so close since childhood,they meet when they where very young at school and became closer very quick,and their lifes where like that for years and years.

Tara always told you her problems,you did the same with her to make it fair.

You always listened to her and she loved you and you loved her.

However in a friends way.

You where Tara's only best friend in her life ,well *used*

One day Tara met a girl called Amber Freeman and they got closer almost inmediately,she always protected her,take care of her and loved her,like you did.

Amber always was so nice and protective to her,confronting anyone who messed with her.

She was increible with her,she opened her hearth for her.

However tara spent more time with amber causing you to dissapoint and feel lonely,even your other friends started to say that you where disgusted at amber and you hated her.

Well that wasn't the case...

Instead of jealousy,hate,hatred and envy you started to grown feelings for Amber,she was. Always so nice looking,awesome smelling and kind thay you can't simply stop thinking about her,Amber was stalking your feeling almost 24/7 and you really wanted to have something with her.

You then went to talk with Tara about Amber and you got the balls to tell her the truth about what you felt about Amber,Tara was surprised by that and she said a.

"I knew it" with a flirting smirk

"Ehhh... could you help me getting into her?"you said laughing a bit nervous

"Sure,i can make you guys get together asap"Tara said with a confident and proud smirk

You smirked back and talked with tara a bit before leaving.

THE NEXT DAY

The next day yoy wake up early to met with Tara and Amber in Tara's house to have a friendly talk and to make Ambr and i know each other better.

When u arrived i was sweating but i encouraged my feeling and eventually my time with Amber was nice and we became good friends,had a few beers,we told tara some jokes and laughed together.

I got her number too so we can have chats,and we had a chat that night.

A few weeks after me and Amber where already dating and just like with Tara she became protective and take care of me,i did the same and we where a pretty couple,she loved to cuddle while i loved more the kisses,her lips had a magical feeling and i enjoyed every time we kissed as if if was the first time,she also started to call me by many nicknames she liked such as "baby,honey,little cutie and that"my relationship was pretty good tbh i adored it snd i was feeling very good until i noticed that things started to get weirder....

Amber started to became more and more excited by something shw didn't told me

I didn't wanted to annoy her so i just let it continue,until a day Amber came very excited a told me to came to the park to meet a new friend of her she meet online.

A bit scared i accepted and went to the park,and i found her with a guy,he was called Richie.

In a 2 hour long talk they told me about the "stab" movies,i was a big fan of them and that was something me and Amber had in commoun,they told m about reliving the franchise by making a fan film with REAL murders.

I was freaked out but my desire to see our bellved franchise shine was bigger so i agreed.

So our journey started and we eventually became Ghostface,murdering people i gross ways,i usually tend to be the one killing in the most violent and bizarre ways.

Our plan was going really good and we had a pretty good number of victims so after succesing all our goal and have massacred the Carpenter sisters along with their friends Richie decided to take a break while me and my girlfriend decided to get our time

"You really did it perfect baby"Amber said smiling

"I knew you where gonna like it"i said grabbing her hips

"Hhmmm hon i love you so much"Amber said putting her arms around my neck

Whe kissed and it became a passionate kiss

She climbed on my lap and inserted her tongue on my mouth,i only did the same

As she was whimpering my name we continued to kiss,it felt amazing and very good

As amber started to rub my well you know.... with her hands i did the same in her down area.

We continued like this until without knowing we took off our clothes and the magic happened...

THE NEXT DAY

I woke up with Amber cuddled into me,sleeping peacefully,i started to caress her head until she woke up.

"Goodmorning baby" she said

"Goodmorning love" i replied

"Did yo had sweet dreams?"Amber asked me

"Im having the best right now"i replied with a small smile

Amber just smiled and laughed and started kissing me.

"I love you baby"

"Me too honey"

[angrelysimpping]

Hi hello, NSFW abcs for my beloved oc Danny.

Yes, I will be insufferable

First, him picrew(s)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's not the best at aftercare, mainly because he's very rarely experienced aftercare. If you ask him to do something for you after sex, he's more than willing to, but he's not going to think of it on his own the first time. Ask him once, and he'll always check in to see if you want the same thing.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Fav of partner(s): thighs Fav of his: he thinks his hands are pretty nice

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Likes the taste of his own cum, a lot. Likes the taste of cum in general, really.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

God, he'd die before admiting he's into incest and stepcest porn n role play. Oh, and he's a low key masochist but he always denies it

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Man is a slut, thank you very much.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Pick? You make him pick? Cruel! Cruel to Danny! Anyway To be on the receiving end? Cowgirl/boy/what have you. Though he's very fond of getting fucked against walls and over desks/tables/counters. To be on the giving end? God, he's really a sucker for doggy and missionary tbh. Doggy for the back shots and getting to bite at their necks and shoulders and then missionary so he can see their faces and bite at their necks and chests.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Please. Please. He can do serious sex but if he can't laugh and giggle and snort what's even the point? He prefers goofy sex, and it makes the serious moments more intimate.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Well trimmed! Doesn't like his pubic hair too long. Danny likes taking care of his hair and having long hair, a lovely after affect of his parents demanding he kept it short as a kid. It's a bit wavy. Likes having his hair down. Doesn't have a lot of hair on his torso.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He….sucks at romance. He really does. Even before the whole half possession thing. He's never been in a healthy, long term relationship. Bring in romance and there's a chance he'll either freeze like a baby deer or, oddly enough, think he's done something wrong. He's working on it tho :3 Please look at how he'd get married in his cannon:

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

SO! He doesn't jack off that often, mainly because he gets laid so often, lol. If he's had a dry spell, yeah, he jacks off. It gets rid of weird dreams AND it helps loosen the power of the entity inside of him. Win win!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

God, it'd probably be easier to list what kinks he doesn't have, lol His top three are praise, body worship, and marking!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Please, please, please take this boy outside and fuck him in the sun. It's his biggest fantasy.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Fuck, so much really. Fastest way to turn him on is play wrestling, does that count?

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Vomit, scat. Really doesn't like age play but could be manipulated into it (like, under such specific circumstances that it would never fucking happen) but would still fucking draw the line at infantilization.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Let! Him! Give! Head! He's sooooo good at it, he promises!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Likes to go fast, ends up rough in his excitement. But, he can do slow.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Please, please, please, please. Loves a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves to experiment! Willing to try most things at least once! Honestly, also willing to do most things if he likes his partner enough even if he himself isn't into it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Two or three rounds, usually. Can go for maybe five before he has to call it quits.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Uh, he did before his possession. Post possession he doesn't have much to his name so he can't justify buying a toy to himself. Would like using them on himself and partners. Was recently introduced to sounding and he's having a damn good time playing with that.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

:3c He loves teasing and being teased.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

You'd have to gag him to get him to stop making noises, lol

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Has done sex work before but wouldn't think of it like that.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Wears boxers. Trimmed pubes. Six inches (likes to make the joke that he's 666 cause he's 6 foot, 6 inches, and has a 6 inch cock lol). Shower not a grower. Longer than he his wide, not the girthiest guy around. Piercings: tongue, eyebrow stud, lip, both lobes, right upper ear, Jacob's ladder uwu, left nipple on a dare Lean muscle. Does more cardio than anything else. Has run from the police before and will do it again. Fast fucker.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

So fucking high man, he wants to fuck at least once a day. And that was pre possession! Now it has the added benefit of making the entity shut the fuck up!

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Eh, depends. He usually feels kinda lazy after sex, very relaxed. Could take a nap. Could just cuddle. But, he rarely gets the chance. Most of his sexual encounters are basically one night affairs where he's at least a lil bit high or drunk. So, he usually gets to crash with whoever he slept with but it's not the same as getting to really relax. Also, sometimes he doesn't get to stay or it's like, a quick fuck in an alley or bathroom stall so, he gotta go regardless. Though, recently, he's become quite the clinger after sex ;3c

Bonus: BDSM Test

[shuicheese]

I wanna talk about Kinich's story quest (mainly ONE thing and I'm sure you know exactly what it is) because honestly, something happened to me (spoilers ahead!)

I'm also gonna post some stuff I posted on my twitter because I have the most disorganized thread known to God rn but

firstly before anything;

this man came home early pity I've never been so happy bc I'm trying to be F2P but story time!

I didn't pay too much attention .

bHFVHJVFVFVF OKAY BUT LISTEN I WAS HALF-PAYING ATTENTION UNTIL I SAW THE SAURIANS WITH CUTE HATS, MY FLYING ANEMIC ANT AJAW, AND THEN,,,, H I M .

HYV UPDATE THE GAME N OW N OW. NOW. NOW. PLE ASE. P̴̜̾L̴͛ͅȄ̷̜A̶̪͠S̸͓̐Ē̶̦.̴̖́ ̷̯̅ P̷̦̍̕L̴̬͂̚ͅ ̵̠͗E̷͕̎̚Ą̴̫͆S̴̞͋Ȩ̵̀̄.̸̧͉̈́̓

I'm so ill over NPCs I'M VERY ILL OVER THIS ONE (I MADE A JOKE SAYING HE'LL BE IN NATLAN WHAT THE H EL L)

TO SAY I WAS EXCITED AND DEMANDED AN UPDATE WAS AN UNDERSTATEMENT BC I PLAYED THIS BEFORE KINICH;S UPDATE.

Finally, the update happened, I tried to be prepared

Before we get to the main crumbs, let me just.

evil is stored within him and tbh with y'all I'd love to hold him, and take a big bite out of him.

this is your evil dragonlord and his human pet

That was quick! Enjou tim

we are SO BACK every nyan, WE ARE SO BACK WITH THIS

BITCH WASN;T EVEN AMUSED AT ALL WITH THIS REVELATION

WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO? WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD EVENING??? GOOD MORNINGS??? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY SO SOON I MISSED YOU???? I'VE BEEN LOYAL TO YOU DESPITE SEEING THAT BAPTIST AND THE OTHER ABYSS RATS DURING THE ANNUAL DAINS QUESTS WDYM "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE"????

I'm never one to ever say what gift is "better" but tbh w y'all, having Enjou as a gift is the best thing known to man-kind and I don't think Kinich predicted that I wasn't going to harm this man

Love is so real I'm so full of it

I wanna read some with you I think we can personally actually recreate some of them (they better be halal I am not going to perform or display any haram behaviors that's out of the QUESTION.)

i named this file "i'm trying to bend my neck"

this is the Joseph Joestar tactic I know exactly what you are, you heathen

Sanka Enjou chat is over for now because I want to say I appreciate Kongamato so much, look at him, he eepie..... If anyone tries to harm him I will kill everyone :)

I'd like an act 2 and while we're at it, act 3

I genuinely need to look back I barely paid attention and it shows

[azurethebassist]

i'm so excited to see a new metalocalypse prompt writer omg, ABFHL kink and LMN fluff for Skwisgaar?

hellooooo yes i'm happy to fill that spot in the fandom! the movie is upcoming so i kinda got sucked back into the fandom haha.

anyways here's some Skwis for the soul

fluff first

L - little ones (how are they with kids?): Skwisgaar is not good with kids. i see him in a public place like a store and a kid is staring at him. "what the fucks does this little goofball dildo wants?" *cue child starting to cry*

M - morning (how are mornings spent with them?): i see Skwisgaar waking up the earliest out of the Dethklok boys which isn't saying much he probably wakes up at 11 am the very earliest. he likes morning sex so get ready for that lol. he'd like to wake up with you can just hold you for a bit too. when you both finally get up and out of his room he'd like to shower and get ready and have some coffee and breakfast with you. i can see him being quite domestic at times.

N - night (how are nights spent with them?): tbh at night i see Skwisgaar getting emotional. like he'll just be pretty exhausted from whatever he did that day and might need to vent a little and then quickly change subjects to how you're doing. he likes to know everything you did that day. i see him tying his hair back at night for some reason, like business is hair down and relaxing is hair up. after talking a bit about your days you'd probably have sex and then you'd each do whatever it is you like to do but you'd be doing it in the same space together. like he'd mindlessly play his guitar and watch you do a puzzle or draw or read or whatever quiet activity you like doing. Skwis needs some calm at the end of the day after dealing with his bandmates all day.

spicy under the cut

A - aftercare (what they're like after sex): Skwisgaar is used to fucking groupies and then immediately having them be kicked out by the klokateers. so if you're in a relationship with him he'd take a little bit to get used to aftercare stuff. but once he gets used to it, it's actually his favorite part. "that was really goods, ams you ok? wants to take a showers?" you'd probably shower together and he'd pick out some clothes for you to wear and if it's night time he'd wrap you up in some really big blankets.

B - body part (favorite part of theirs and their partners): obviously his favorite body parts are his hands. they're insured for a lot of money ya know. not only can he play guitar like a god but he likes his slender hands. excellent for fingering (not just the fretboard lol). he also likes dragging his long fingers gently across your skin, giving you goosebumps. Skwisgaar's favorite part of your body would be your tummy! doesn't matter if it's chubby, average, flat... he loves your tummy and thinks it's sexy.

F - favorite position: ok so i don't know what this is called but he loves lifting your lower half up so that pretty much only your head, shoulders, and very upper back are on the mattress and he's just pounding you into the mattress. he likes the view lol

H - hair (how well groomed are they?): not a trace of pubic hair. that's all i have to say lol

L - location (favorite place to do the do?): literally anywhere lmao. in a car, outside, in a bathroom, his bedroom, a random closet in the house, it really doesn't matter to him tbh

thank you for requesting! click here for the prompt list!

[neighborlywelcome]

i am a 5'5 - 5'6 18 year old kinda maybe girl ( lol im still figuring that stuff out :> ) i identify as a demigirl and use she/it pronouns.

looks wise i have brownish greenish bluish eyes ( im told lmao ?) and long curly brown hair. i'm a bit what i call pudgy as i love to eat like alote pfffft, and style wise i adore alternative kinda wismy looks, my fashion is mixed but i give off a sorta angelcore etheral vibe on my best days :D other days ( most days lol ) i rock the pj look like all the time. mostly my fave pair

Hiya!! i hope you are having a lovely day <3

i'm here for a tadc matchup if you please ! :>

my pronouns are it/she ( lol ichee ) my gender identity is like girl but not? i'm still figuring myself out tbh

i'm still questioning my sexuality but ik i'd be comfy with any character except kinger ( still love em but platonically like a silly dad/grandpa figure lol )

personality wise i am a bit 💫quirky💫 lmaO i try my best to be kind and understanding of others but if someone disrespects me iv been through enough to b like ok f i g h t m e GVBFVVFG jkjk , alas i am to squishy for that and will just seeth, i love talking and listening abt anything really but as an introvert i go quiet at times and go b by maself for a little while, i am a w k w a r d at first as i get a lil shy and junk but i open up pretty quickly tbh, anyways ummmm interests yeah ! i love any cartoon really-my favorites are arcane, mlp , and rwby along with collecting do dads like lil figurines and such, i enjoy learning abt the universe and just how things work to!

Now as for my type and favorite date ideaa- i kinda go for my opposites tbh those i compliment well , its also a big plus if there protective tbh gvhfbfbgh, i'd love to just have a quiet day together watching movies and snaking as a date or maybe going for a walk with ma s/o and talkin abt evreything and nothing :)))

hmmmm now just the extras ! my zodiac sign is leo, i am a bit short, i l o v e pink like id say honestly anything pink is my aesthetic lol-well pink cybercore + etheralcore really but yeah !

And lastly heres

anywaysssssss !!-byeeeee ✌️

Thank you for the request, I hope you're having a lovely day too! I think your ask got a bit mixed up in the shuffle, but it's no trouble!

YOUR MATCHUP IS...

RAGATHA!!!

I think you and Ragatha would be a perfect pairing! You balance each other out since Ragatha is a bit more extroverted than you and you’re more shy. But both of you are sweethearts and that kind/compassionate energy draws you to one another!

Ragatha loves the fact that the two of you could talk all night and all day about anything together. She’s a great listener for whenever you want to say something and likewise is not afraid to give her two cents whenever she’d like to ramble.

Besides your endless conversations about anything and everything, Ragatha would love the fact you get shy and she is very gentle and patient with you, especially on your more quiet days.

She’s nothing but attentive to your needs and happily indulges you in your hobbies like watching cartoons and movies. Ragatha is a pretty chill person and doesn’t mind going on relaxing dates between the excitement of the adventures and whatnot.

Of course, she’s also super protective and reliable. Spending eternity with Jax has made her tough and her only real fear is centipedes so if you ever need her to step in, she wouldn’t hesitate to.

And she thinks all the pink you wear is adorable! She likes everything about your looks, especially that you’re on the shorter side so she can pick you up and carry you around easily (if you want her to)!

[thelonelyshore-if]

Have you done the NSFW alphabet thingy for Beck? If not... would you? 🥺

Beck's alphabet below the cut <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Beck is always wired afterwards. Like, you'd think they'd be worn out, but it energizes them. They'll typically be pretty chatty and restless. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He isn't shy and is in fact rather vain lmao he thinks he's sexy as hell. If he had to pick, he likes his legs. And on a partner…he likes the stomach. Good for kissing. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

She really enjoys watching her partner swallow. Or covering their face. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Beck has absolutely had sex and/or made out with someone all over town lmao she's an exhibitionist. The risk gives her a rush. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Decently experienced! They've had a few casual partners and one night stands; they know what they're doing. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mmmmm I don't think they actually have a favorite tbh? They're very flexible, sex is sex. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Oh you know he's lighthearted af in bed. Sometimes he can be serious, especially if it's a bit more of an intense encounter, but he's big on keeping it fun. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

They've tried going completely bare once or twice but the upkeep bores them. Probably keeps things decently natural. They have a happy trail.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

The romantic aspect is the part Beck struggles the most with. He's not always the gentlest and romantic intimacy makes him skittish. Will try to distract a partner rather than focus on Feelings.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Beck would love to touch themself while their partner watches. They love putting on a show.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

As mentioned, exhibitionism. She's also really into biting and marking, play fighting, and spanking. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere at all–bonus points if there's some kind of risk involved. Partial to the Literal Forest, and also on/against their motorcycle.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Danger and risk turn them on. After a near-death experience there's nothing they'd want more than to have sex. It's a rush. They also just really enjoy fucking their partner whenever possible.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hmm…they wouldn't like being tied up. Being restrained would Not Be Great for them. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He really loves receiving. Watching his partner get on their knees for him…it drives him wild. He doesn't like giving as much, but he can get really into it to pleasure his partner. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Beck hasn't ever done anything slow in her entire life. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

You know they love a quickie. They can be convinced to have a little quickie pretty much whenever. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Beck will try pretty much anything. They enjoy experimenting, it's exciting to try new things. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She can go for a while, but after she's come it takes her a minute to regain her breath. After a bit of time though she'll be ready to go again as many times as you want c:

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I think he doesn't have a lot by way of toys…but he definitely has like. A single pair of handcuffs lol

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

In theory teasing is great, but they simply do not have the patience.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Beck is not a subtle person. They are noisy–they verbally tease, they have a lot to say, they enjoy making their pleasure known lol. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

They enjoy fighting for dominance–making out and play fighting until they've pinned their partner (or been pinned, themself)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 

Beck is eager to show off. They're surprisingly muscular for their relatively slim frame–they're lithe. They have a few scars from various accidents and injuries, and they'll tell you the story of each and every one. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very c:

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't really sleep after sex. In part it's because he doesn't often do it right before bed; the other part of it is that he always ends up Wired after.

[alusniper]

I just wanted to how u were doing?

And how the next chapter of Wardtale was going (very excited for this chapter btw. Esp. given the sneak peeks we have gotten of it so far)?

(Honestly. Wardtale is just so great and interesting in general. Like; I love Sans being a former military general. Now newspaper delivery person, is that right? Idk, I just love that kind of past live(s) and/or multiple side stuff when it comes to Sans. Plus; I am suck for science stuff, military, spy, tactician, or assassin, etc. stuff for Sans. Think ur series, or the amazing Timetale. With one of the best Sans and Alphys and Sans and Alphys relationships I have ever seen. Or think The Golden Quiche series. Or TLD series, by the same person who did TGQ, and is a really great and unique DustTale take. So I love that for ur Sans. Alphys' and more cold (if I am remembering correctly) role in WT is very interesting too! And it is interesting that Sans hates her. I wonder what Alphys thinks and/or feels about Sans. Ur Frisk take and design is great too! Tbh; u are just so good at designs in general.

Also, I love the sprite game art style kind of thing that Wardtale has! It is so different and unique. And it gives me the vibes of sprite comics, which, I wish say more of, esp. ongoing and/or completed ones in the fandom(s). Though, the ones we have are great. But still different, and very developed. Anyways, I am very excited (though also sad, but also happy the series is going to be getting closure) for the next chapter and the last 2 (I think) chapters in the Wardtale. And I am very interested to hopefully still see ur take on Wardhorror. I love horror and/or horrortale takes. And I already love ur takes on Sans and Aliza for example.)

Or about the next part and/or chapter of The Ebott Books is going if u are working on that instead?

(Loving this so far too. I love ur sprite video series for Wardtale, but ur comics are so well done too! And it helps even more to give each series a really unique feel to it. Loving the kind of fairy tale elements, designs, and curses in this! It is all very interesting. Sans, Paps, Frisk's, and I think Asgore was in this and had a cool design, all look awesome and cool and cute and stuff.

Though, I won't lie, seeing Paps more mainly in blue, and Sans mainly more in a brown-ish color; even though they both look great, kind of threw me off. '^^ Because, I more connect blue to Sans. At least usually. Or like, they both have blue clothes and stuff; like in some Outertale versions. Like, The Ebott Books Paps is not the only blue Paps I have seen. There is also CP from Under/Source. But like, blue just works for me w/ CP (not that it doesn't ur Paps) and doesn't throw me off as much for some reason. Maybe because also, a couple of the main Sanses and characters are mainly purple and blue (so still one blue, and another cool color. Plus; I just like purple on Sans). So maybe that helps in me not getting as thrown off.

Last thing: About ur " • S A N S ' S • • F A M I L Y•"

Post:

That post and art was really cool and interesting. I would have loved to see it in the series proper or maybe some kind of side video or something, because idk, I just find it cool and interesting. And exploring Sans, Paps, Gaster, and skelemom a bit more as a family sounds cool. And I like seeing people different takes on the skelebrothers family. But I get why u decided u can't. If u ever do post more and/or etc.; I will defin. be interested though.

Also, I know it is because you don't want to show the Mom (which, honestly, I wouldn't minded seeing ur take on Skelemom. I like seeing more takes on Sans' and/or Paps' parent(s), and we know more of that in the fandom(s) imo. Like, there is Timetale, Reminiscence, The Golden Quiche (and kinda The Lone Defender), etc. have good takes on the skeleparent(s). As a few examples), but the way u have ur part of the picture missing and/or ripped is quite ominous and mysterious.

If don't know or don't want to answer about how stuff is going with Wardtale or The Ebott Books and/or etc; I would totally understand and get it!

Wowwww this the great ask I received :>

• (this makes me happy) Thank you for liking sans' relationships and him being a former general who gave up his life to be a newspaper delivery boy, I always liked watching documentaries and I did well at school when they were about revolutions and wars. Alphys doesn't hate but doesn't like Sans either, she supports him more because of Papyrus and Gaster (even though Gaster sees Sans as a soldier rather than a son and Papyrus for having fought with Sans but still cares a lot about him) The only common thing they have in common is that they think that humans should be left alone and that they don't transmit the virus to monsters, but they have totally opposite ways of solving this problem.

Sans is also jealous that Papyrus admires Alphys and listens to her more than Sans, after Sans arranged for Papyrus to join Asgore's army and try to place him in an important position.

• Yes, after Wardtale ends I want to do two ideas that popped into my head (which won't be canonical in the story) but after it's over I'm going to do some drawings of Au, either events that happened in the series or from each Monsters past.

• ebott books I left on hiatus because I want to focus on finishing wardtale and war fragment (an old sonic comic of mine with the main couple from infinite x gadget) on Wattpad since both are not long before they are finished.

• The idea was for Papyrus to be white or black, but it didn't work very well (because they are both inspired by wild wolves) so I thought about putting a gray color but it looked quite dead, then finally I decided to put a more bluish gray color since the Au's colors are shades of blue and white to represent ice (yes, I confess that it's not every day that there's a papyrus with blue that reminds me of a sans lol)

• I can even show more of the past two two (there's a part ready about this that I haven't posted yet) and also if I have space I'll put more of Alphys' past or at least mention about their and Alphys' childhood and more about the asriel and sans relationship

• At first I thought about Sans and Papyrus's mother being a parody or something funny like featuring Temmy or another character (maybe an NPC that no one knows the existence or importance of) but since Wardtale took a more serious path I thought about what she could be like or who she could be, so I thought the fans could interpret what her face would look like... BUT I WANTED TO MAKE A POINT OF DESIGNING THE DRESS BECAUSE I LOVE DESIGNING DRESSES.

No problem, I'm happy that you love the series a lot, I'm still doing Wardtale, but due to the accident that caused my cell phone to die and me losing a lot of things, it made me feel discouraged, but thanks to my girlfriend, my sister and some fans encouraging me to continue little by little I came back and I'm redoing some sprites that I had lost

[procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics]

Corlys Velaryon NSFW Alphabet

summary: it's in the title :)

notes: why is writing fanfic so easy compared to original works :///

warnings: written with afab!reader in mind, smut, mentions of corlys' god complex

tagged: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @levithestripper @cookielovesbook-akie  @a-beaverhousen @ilikeitbetterangsty (hmu to be added/removed!)

masterlist | requests are OPEN!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He knows his size. That’s all I’m gonna say. Takes care of you real good, massages you if you feel sore.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands, especially his fingers. Also knows exactly what his ringed hands do to you, and uses it to his full advantage.

Loves your ass. Corlys is definitely into spanking, and it shows.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

All this talk of legacy makes me 100% sure that he always cums inside.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wants to fuck you on every centimeter of Driftmark, and then some.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s seen the world, of course he’s experienced (also he’s a dilf so…)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It’s a tie between anal and doggy. He really does love your ass, and anal is a way to be super super close to you. Doggy is just for the view tbh.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s a serious person, and that translates into the bedroom.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Definitely has a manscaping kit from Lys.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I think he’d be surprisingly romantic and gentle with you, but then he notices the size difference between your head and his hands and…

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

While he’s away, he does it to relieve himself, but he doesn’t need that when you’re there.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink, breeding kink, bondage and dom/sub dynamics

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere really, as long as it’s not public

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A display of power from you gets him a little bit excited tbh. It’s more pride than anything, but he still finds it hot.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Share you. You’re his, and it should stay that way. Also, he wouldn’t enjoy subbing or being tied up, but he loves it on you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving, like the man he is. He’s also disgustingly good at it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Look at him. He does whatever gets your brain mushy.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Seldom, if there’s been a long time period without seeing each other.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As long as the risks aren’t any of his No’s he’s okay with experimenting (on you)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Lasts forever. He needs a little rebound time, but he could go at it all night.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s traveled the world, so I’d assume he’s brought some stuff back.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Loves to tease you. As said, he wants you to be a little cockdumb. Especially if you’re very powerful normally, there’s something about you being a babbling mess for him that just gets him going

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Silent and deadly

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Brings you lingerie from Lys and Myr to tear it apart

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He knows his size, and his size is big :)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high I’d say. He needs it, especially if he’s had a long day.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He takes care of you for a while, but as soon as you’re cuddling together, he’s gone

[minheelovelee]

nsfw a-z for ayden? or literally anything for ayden LMAO

im not picky 🤞

Ayden Nsfw A-z

warnings: nsfw :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- wants to snuggle up in your arms and stare at you. lets you clean him up so he can just stare at you. always hungry after sex.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- likes his mouth. he gets to kiss you whenever he wants. <3 also likes when you ride his face btw.

- he just loves bewbs. wants to bury his face in them and watch them move. uses them as a pillow too.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- always wants to cum inside. he thinks it’s so special that you let him do that. he’ll clean you up too. otherwise, he just finishes on his tummy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- wants to tie you up. you always take control, so he wants you at his mercy. just once. might have to cover your mouth with something bc your words affect him so much.

- on the flip side. he wants to get tied up as well. also wants to get fucked. he thinks it’ll be fun.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- has no idea what’s going on. you introduce him to new things and he gets really excited. he’s very cute.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- likes having you ride him. he doesn’t have to think about anything besides touching you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- he’s a silly boy. might make you laugh a little.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- doesn’t care too much. just keeps it contained enough to show that he tried.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- will melt your heart. he says the sweetest things on accident. also uses the dirtiest words while praising you. he always says please and thank you, too.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- doesn’t really have the time. he’s either working or playing video games tbh. it’s a bi-monthly endeavor.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- praise. tell him he’s doing a good job. it really pushes him to work harder. likes praising you too. wants you to know how happy he is. </3

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- in his room. doesn’t want any surprises from third parties. if someone interrupts him, he just freezes. he’s not ready for the world to see him as a cute sub boy.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- when you stroke his hair. it reminds him of s*x. likes getting his hair pulled.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- cant get behind degradation. doesn’t like saying mean things to you. if you call him a bitch he cries.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- he LOVES eating pussy. it was love at first sight. likes everything about it and would do it every day.

- really really likes getting head too. he thinks you’re an angel sent from heaven to give him sloppy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- lets your set the pace. he’s down for anything. likes when you’re a little rough with him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- so game for quickies. he can get quite desperate at times, so if you just let him fuck ur thighs in the morning before he goes to work, he’s so happy.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- he’s pretty open to trying new things. lets you do whatever you want to him, even if he’s scared.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- wants you to cum at least once before he even thinks about finishing. twice is his max. but he’ll push himself as far as he can go.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- doesn’t own any. likes when you use them on him though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- doesn’t tease at all! he’s the definition of a service top. makes a nice bottom too.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- can be sooo whiny. especially if you don’t give him what he wants. if he has to be quiet, your best bet is covering his mouth or shoving his face into a pillow.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- he was sooo scared to get blindfolded but when you held his hand and told him how good he was doing, he was like yeah this is fine. same with when you put your hand on his neck. he was like what r u doing :( but he trusts you a lot so he ended up liking how it made him feel funny.

- basically snowballed you once. he came inside you, ate you out, then went up to your mouth and shared with you. <3

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- average. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he’s just over 5.5 inches.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- he’s not crazy needy. would love to make you feel good every day though. but he’s so content with non-sexual quality time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- if you really wear him out, he’ll fall asleep in your arms real quick. otherwise, he likes to stare at you, so he tries to stay up. would make food after sex too.