#kyloream

[astrum-sicarius]

okay, I’ve only just realised it’s fanfic writer appreciation day and I wanted to shout out to (who I feel) are my three main ‘muses’ and inspirations in the fandom

@kyloream - you’re such a good friend; you’ve made me full on cry with feels and laughter and brainstorming through messages with you is one of the highlights of my day

@solohux - your fics are all beautiful sculptures draped in gold and I want Screaming Colour tattooed on my own s k i n, please never stop what you’re doing

and

@penpenhooray - Wake Up Sleeper changed my goddamn life and I think I message you more than anyone else, the stories I’ve woven with you have been pure escapism and I’ll keep this up for forever if I can

this is by no means an extensive list of writers I respect in this fandom because there is an abundance and I could never name you all but I wanted to list these three because I’d ever (perhaps tentatively but still) call them friends

[cylin-aka-ankamo]

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

@the-devils-beast tagged me ^^

He has seen Kylo Ren stalk the halls before (from afar, mind you), but General Hux is new to him.

Damn. That’s a lot of people.... @atlinmerrick @moonwalkingcrab @harlanhardway @rebelwerewolf @thewightknight @vadianna @agent-nemesis @angryangryowl @the-pudding-is-a-lie @cosleia @courgette96 @ellstra @gentleman-caller @boredbyreality @kyloream @kdazrael @cracktheglasses

Three short of word count, but hey, I’m proud I remembered as many peeps as I did.

[vegetadentata]

They're beauty, they're grace, they're riding a charter bus while wearing Kylo Ren's face

[solohux]

Hiii I was wondering if you happen to have fic rec of any fic that starts when Kylo is defeated in the snow on the Starkiller base. Like Hux finds/saves him or something along those lines. Preference for angst but anything is good tbh. Thkxs, I love your work here

Of course! Here:

(small note: most of the blogs that were associated with these fics have said that they’ve been deleted/moved so I’ve just credited the AO3 penname and not the tumblr url. Hope that’s okay!)

- you’re alive, i’m alive by altilisSnoke never tells Hux how or where to find Kylo Ren; neither does he say when to return him.

- And It Hurts Like Hell by LadyLokiLaufeysonIf it were up to Hux, he’d leave the Master of the Knights of Ren to die.

- Foolish by blueberryteaHe finds Ren on the ground.

- Pains by park3rbornContinuing after The Force Awakens, Kylo is picked up by Hux during the retreat and refuses to get proper treatment. Hux convinces him to take his pain medication and decides a drugged Kylo is safe enough to admit some feelings to.

- Relief by orphan_accountHux thinks about Kylo, thinks about how infuriating he is, thinks about having him submit. He thinks of many things, but Hux had never thought that Kylo was capable of being killed until he sees him sprawled out in the snow.

- lover of the devil by selenedaydreams“I worry about you.” His fingers tighten around the blanket until his knuckles turn bone white. “That’s not your job.”“Was it my job to find you almost dead with snow clinging to your wounds?”

- Aftermath by pkabyssinianTo ‘finish his training’ is what the Supreme Leader had said but Hux knew it was a thinly veiled threat that meant a great deal of agony was in store for Kylo Ren. Ren wanted something to shield himself with.  A memory that was of a different pain, a better kind of pain; cleaner if you would.

- Friendly Warning by SyrumHux knows the dangers of falling for Ren, but it’s one thing to quietly accept them in his own mind, and quite another to have them laid out before him.

- Astragaloi (a cast of the bones) by CyanideBreathmintWhat happens after the end of all things.  

- i was born to be lonely, i am best so by shitbricks A small sob then echoed though the empty forest, it sounded wet and weak and most of all absolutely broken. 

- Interlude by thewightknightEscaping from the destruction of Starkiller Base doesn’t go smoothly.

- this is what it feels like when we both collide by superhusbandsset after tfa – hux gets kylo to medical and they have a conversation.turns out, hux has been hiding things. kylo doesn’t like it.

- A Cold Day In Hell by SniffingHux knows that he is the only one that would save Kylo before Starkiller base explodes, since he has the tracker to get the idiot’s exact location.

- A Healing’s Kiss by junjoutattooAfter Kylo Ren failed on killing Rey and Finn, General Hux rescued him and took him upon the ship for healing. Though through the ride, Hux, having to despise Kylo Ren all his life, felt his feelings boil inside him causing to do something that he would never do to the Knight face to face.

- The Things We Say When The Day Has Been Long by CrowleysheiressAfter the destruction of Starkiller Base Hux decides to brief Kylo Ren personally on further developments. Turns out talking to him affects Hux more than he imagined.

- once I could see (now I am blind) by cracktheglasses (cormallen)If Ren dies, they’ll all be joining him, Hux thinks, because he’s going to have to scuttle the ship. Pick a camp on D’Qar, or whatever other pathetic hell-hole in the Outer Rim the Resistance calls home, and smash all three kilometres of the Finalizer right into the gooey center. (Or, the map is lost, Starkiller is lost, and Kylo Ren is seriously injured. Hux doesn’t deal with it very well)

- Holding Onto Nothing Like it’s Everything by bar2d2sThe first time following the destruction of Starkiller Base was different.

- Requirements by roughmagicIn a few bright moments it took Starkiller to swallow itself, Hux has lost everything. What he has left isn’t anything he wants.

- Pulse by starroastsHux finds Kylo.  “Slashes littered Kylo’s form, streaking his ghastly skin with glistening red. Hux couldn’t stop himself from reaching forward.”

- Heaven is an Alleyway by XaileyHux gets more than he bargained for when he saves Kylo Ren from the collapsing Starkiller base.

- Crimson by itallstartedwithdefenestrationHux has implicit orders to retrieve Kylo Ren from Starkiller Base before its collapse. He thinks it’s possible he might have gone and gotten him anyway.

- Closed Circuit by GallifreyanOmnishamblesHow long could a man- even a force user- live, with an injury like that? After the collapse of Starkiller Base Hux must find a way to save Kylo Ren, but he may lose himself in the process.

- Comforting Control by girlg33kPost TFA. Ren has been unconscious since his rescue by Hux. Hux has spent those days ruminating on his failure and the loss of Starkiller Base.

- Broadback by KyloReamArmitage watches Ren because there’s nowhere else for him to go, because Leader Snoke instructed him to bring Ren and he must guarantee his apprentice reaches a stable condition. He sits down next to the medtable and focuses on Ren’s eyes because it keeps his mind off the breaches in security on Starkiller, the magnitude of lives lost and technology that’s been wiped out in a single day. He listens to Ren’s ragged breathing because it distracts him from the fact that he never heard from Captain Phasma before the evacuation and has no idea where she is, let alone if she was able to get off the base. Armitage watches Ren because focusing on him distracts him from worries of his own mortality.

Enjoy! ❤️

[setfiretotheramen]

Ask meme– answer the questions and then tag 20 people/followers you’d like to know better.

Tagged by @kyloream ! thanks for the tag :)

Name: Lia

Gender: female

Height: 5′9

Star sign: libra

Sexuality: lesbian/queer

Hogwarts house: Slytherin 

Favorite animal: the only animal i really have a strong opinion about is a cat but that’s a later question 

Average hours of sleep: probably like 5-7 during the school week and 10-12 on the weekend

Dogs or Cats: cats 

How many blankets I sleep with: like 2 comforters 

Dream Trip: china, korea, and japan 

Dream Job: campaign manager for a presidential campaign 

When I made this account: summer, 2012

Why I made this account: personal shitposting 

Reason for url: set fire to the rain, but with ramen

i honestly don’t have enough people i interact with on tumblr to tag people effectively but if you care to answer, tag me! i’d love to know :)

[ao3feed--kylux]

NOW That's What I Called My Kylux Blog!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2LmIRh8

by KyloReam

AKA, "The One Where kyloream gets very anxious waiting for their tumblr archive to download/mirror onto Wordpress, and decides to back up as many of their posts as they can onto AO3 in the final moments before the Tumblr Purge."

Words: 5084, Chapters: 11/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, The Author

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Tumblr Purge: A Backup

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2LmIRh8

[cracktheglasses]

Tagged by @unicornsandbutane. I have, yes, you’ve guessed it, the five dollar-est wine, so, 10 songs I’m currently obsessed with. 

I’m always kind of mehhh about doing music memes, because my music tastes are sort of outdated and I tend to do this thing where I listen to one artist or even one song over and over for weeks at a time and then listen to nothing for weeks at a time, except for my standard busy-work playlists, which are mostly instrumental. 

I do have YouTube playlists for accounting-heavy days at work, when I’m staring at spreadsheets and billing statements all day, and do I have a couple of YouTube workout mixes, but I don’t have iTunes or a Spotify account or anything like that, so we’re gonna go with YouTube here, too. 

FYI, my most-used “I’m doing lots of billing reconciliation” playlist is titled Beethoven’s I Want To Break Free, because I’m hilarious like that.

I also have to note that @unicornsandbutane mentioned 4 songs that I would have included, and I really don’t want to repeat. House of the Rising Sun by the Animals is just. Such a fucking song, you are absolutely right. 

 Gimme!Gimme!Gimme!(A Man After Midnight) by ABBA is gonna start us off, because, first of all, it’s fuckin’ ABBA, and this song makes me feel aggressively bisexual   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It was one of the songs people put the Kylo and Rey vs Praetorian Guards throne room scene to, and it’s on the dean’s playlist in one of my favorite Community episodes, and, anyway, it’s fuckin’ ABBA. 

The Crawl by Placebo, because I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and reminiscing lately, which I really ought to stop, but in the meantime, have it anyway. 

Conquest of Spaces by Woodkid. IDK, Woodkid kind of hits the same parts of my brain that Muse does/did, and to some degree Florence and the Machine. I really do enjoy grand electro-operatic fantasy in modern song form. 

Kiss Off by Violent Femmes. This is one of my headcanon Kylo songs (does anyone else have these ridiculously extensive character playlists, or is it just me?).

The Fire by Bishop Briggs. I love her voice. This is my current “listen to obsessively for weeks” ever since @kyloream introduced me to it. 

Suzanne by Leonard Cohen. I love it a lot, though it’s not my most favorite of his. 

I See A Darkness covered by Johnny Cash (original by Bonnie Prince Billy), because it’s relatable as fuck. Seriously, mood, or it me, or whatever. 

I’ve been listening to a ton of Pink Floyd lately, see “thinking and reminiscing” above. I always sort of forget that On The Turning Away is a Floyd song, and it’s a pleasant surprise/remembering every time I hear it. 

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down), linking to the Nancy Sinatra version here, though there are so, so many other good covers.

Y’all, I’m sorry, but we’re gonna go for actual opera to finish this out, because I’ve been listening to bass-baritones a lot, and because come on, opera demons can get it. 

Linking to four versions of Son lo Spirito Che nega from Arrigo Boito’s Mefistofele, though imho Bryn Terfel is not at his best here, though I love him in Die Walkure. As a Russian, I feel like I do appreciate Chaliapin a lot, and he fucking laugh-sings some lines, which is just badass, but the recording is from the 1920s. Ildar Abdrazakov definitely, definitely makes me feel aggressively bisexual, and I cannot decide if I like him or Samuel Ramey best. Here’s the Samuel Ramey take.

Tagging, uh, let’s see, if you want to do it, please do it, but no pressure!  @kuresoto, @boredbyreality, @reserve, @beeeeebeeee, @gentleman-caller, @heyktula, @saltandrockets, @helliskylux , @agent-nemesis, @mazarinedrake, and I’m gonna tag @kyloream because I selfishly want more music recs but please don’t feel compelled! 

[saltandrockets]

do you have any kylux fic recs?

I do! here’s a sampling of some of my favorite kylux fics(though this is by no means a comprehensive list – there’s so much greatcontent in this fandom). most of these writers have a whole catalog of fics,which I recommend you check out. enjoy!

aquarius by acroamatica – KyloRen is determined to experience all that the famed Joran bathhouses of ThamneenIV have to offer. Geothermal hot springs, secluded relaxing pools... andGeneral Hux's perfect white skin.

awareof his own halo by imochan – GeneralHux’s several not-very-graceful falls from grace.

bloom by icicaille – Huxis too quiet in bed. Ren devises a solution.

cinéma vérité by carnival_papers– GeneralHux falls for a camboy named Ben, unaware that Ben is his masked co-commander.

clean by gundamoocow – Tonight,Hux’s mind is not on military strategy.

heinous byllyn – Just as Hux settles in for a nightof uninhibited self-pity, Ren arrives at his door with a crisis of his own.

hux bea lady by polaris – Contactwith a mysterious artifact causes Hux to undergo… certain changes. Ren helpshim make the best of it.

idolsand dead men by sath – After thetruth about Kylo Ren's heritage is revealed to the galaxy, Snoke commands hisapprentice to destroy the New Republic from within. Ren finds an unexpectedally in General Hux.

in aplace where no one appeared by gefionne – Following the destruction of Starkiller Base, General Hux is ordered toremove a wounded Kylo Ren to a place where he can recuperate. Knowing nowhereelse to house him safely and discreetly, Hux takes Ren to his family’s estateon Arkanis.

intothe garbage chute by for_autumn_i_am – Techie and Matt are Star Wars fans who meetat a convention.

itdon’t come in a shot glass by cracktheglasses – Kylo hates his job, his life, his hotneighbor Hux, cats, turning thirty, and everything, not necessarily in thatorder. Well, maybe cats -- and Hux -- are OK. Whatever. Being thirty stillblows.

kyloand hux in the caves of mercury by [ orphan account ] – Marooned with his worst enemy/best fuckbuddyon a desolate and all but lifeless planet, General Hux makes the best ofthings.

littlebird by solohux – Hux goesmissing and Kylo finds him in a place that's extremely strong with the DarkSide. The consequences of Hux's captivity are nothing like Kylo could havepredicted.

magicto make the sanest man go mad by vadianna – Jedi Ben Solo, handsome hero of the New Republic, accompanies his uncleLuke on a memorial trip to Tatooine and meets local peacekeeper Major ArmitageHux. Ben falls hard.

meetyourself coming in the other direction by hollyhark – Just when everything is falling into placein Hux's life and career, Brendol demands to be housed aboard the Finalizer. Healso needs a room set aside for a mysterious 'passenger' who arrives with himand changes everything, including Hux's no-nonsense relationship with Kylo Ren.

openupby valda – Kylo Ren returns from afrustrating mission eager to give General Hux a piece of his mind. He ends upgiving him a lot more than that.

postphysical by kyloream – “There’ssomething I need to tell you.” Hux waits a moment, locks eyes with Kylo. “Youknow…you know that I'm not human, right?”

second-best bylinguamortua -- Hux's father never appreciatedhim and never understood him. Hux vowed never to turn into his old man, buteach year it seems a little more inevitable. His coping mechanisms - brandy,drugs, Kylo Ren - are barely adequate. He hates himself for all of it.

somethingabout volcanoes by betts – Benneeds a date to his cousin’s destination wedding. Hux wants a free vacation.They decide to fake a relationship. What could go wrong?

takeour hands out of control by stereobone – When Hux meets Kylo Ren, he knows exactly what kind of man he is.Until, as it turns out, he doesn't. And then Hux starts to wonder if he evenknows himself.

thefirst order army and navy club by verybadhedgehog – Kylo Ren has been commanded by the SupremeLeader to pay a visit to the First Order Home World for political and moralepurposes, and has been forced to accept General Hux's invitation to the FirstOrder Army and Navy Club.

my skinis theirs by claricechiarasorcha –Apparently, Lieutenant Mitaka has quitethe collection of saucy softcore Cadet Hux pictures. Apparently, Kylo Renthinks this is entirely inappropriate in men of their standing. Apparently,General Hux has an idea.

thineonly nurse by Arya_Greenleaf – Asparagus and Cadillac get together for abit of fun before a show. Upon returning, Kylo finds Hux in less than stellarcondition and insists on getting him help.

veridisquoby neon_bible – When Phasma calls insick, Hux is forced to attend a First Order Weaponry Summit on Corellia withKylo Ren.

wasteisolation by fluorescentgrey – Saltlands, Disputed Territory; 9421 CE. Assheriff of the Templum Flats, Hux prides himself on his irrepressible conniving- especially in dealing with the cultish Order and its feral lich mercenary,Ren.

whenall is said and done by Merizame– The First Order has fallen, and General Hux is sent into exile in a lonelycorner of the galaxy. Ren chooses to go with him, and somehow, over the courseof a few decades, they manage to make things work.

zerogeneration by kdazrael – Huxlowers his datapad and gives Ren a look of exasperated disbelief. “Are youactually jealous that I have a friend?”

[saltandlimes]

Last Sentence You Wrote Meme

Tagged by @agent-nemesis

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag some people.

He manages to hold it back, though, and he falls asleep that way, his lip clenched in his teeth and his whole body pressed to Thor’s.

I’m SO CLOSE to being done with this chapter of my newest fic. It’s taunting me.

I tag @kyluxtrashbin, @kyloream, @claricechiarasorcha, @thecopperriver, @white-rainbowff, and whoever else wants to be tagged.

[ninekindsofkylux]

“Last sentence you wrote” meme

Thank you for tagging me, @kyloream  ♥

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag some people

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However, almost quicker than he could blink, Kylo shot his arm out and grabbed Thanisson’s wrist, stopping him. Hux blinked in surprise and so did Thanisson- in the heat of their argument Hux had forgotten that Kylo was still there.

“I think Mr. Hux asked you to leave his apartment,” Kylo said calmly, grip firm on Thanisson’s wrist and eyes hard.

--- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Okay so since I was tagged a million years ago, you get more than one sentence. Also I think almost everyone I know has already been tagged in a wip meme recently?? I’m tagging @pockypuck, and anyone else who hasn’t yet joined in the fun!

[youdidnotseeme]

THE RULE: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

I was tagged by @cut-off-the-grain

I’ve been tripping balls with this shitty cold but have also been attempting to write horrible things happening to the boys. 

--

“There’s a smear of black paint across Ben’s face that Hux will not tell him about.”

--

I’m laughing because this is right before the violence starts and the next sentence is ‘mirror cult vision hux slashed to death’ but I wrote that yesterday XD.

Ummmmm....16 words? That’s a lot of people....So I tag...uh...

@beeeeebeeee @universe-c @unicornsandbutane @witchkylo @theeascetic @cracktheglasses @weezl @kyle-with-an-o @ellabesmirched @commandershit @lunaisfree @kylocatastrophe @pockypuck @kyloream @jinxiebat @wyomingnot

[huxibitionism]

Six movies I’ll always watch, tagged by @gefionne, thank you dear!

1. The Seven Samurai

2. Pacific Rim

3. Alien

4. Orlando

5. Cabin In The Woods

6. Wild Zero

Tagging six people: @crowbiwan-kenobi, @glass-oceans, @cowboykylux, @gentleman-caller, @rebelwerewolf, @kyloream

[satans-codpiece]

First and Last Lines

I was tagged by both @dirthamensbird and @kyloream so im gonna post two different WIP sections.

i know im supposed to tag people, but also fuck you. 

#1)  You whined pitifully as the hot water beat against your darkening bruises. 

”Kylo,” you hissed, your hand catching his wrist. But his tongue was already moving, lapping over the tender, wounded flesh and licking up each drop of blood as it pushed to the surface.

#2)   You scream as the clothespin closes around your swollen clit, the pain burning and nearly blinding, making you shake and sob.

No sound at all meets your ears even as he begs quietly for you to come back to him.

[vegetadentata]

Friends I am trying desperately to Unfuck my room before midnight or 1am, and if you see me on here within the next 3 hours (that includes @kyloream) you have my permission to yell at me

[solohux]

I know you do a lot of fic recs so I was wondering if you had any fem Kylux fic recs. Thanks!

I’m sorry this is late!!

–> #Justgirlythings going to the bathroom to masturbate to the thought of fucking your crush. by Kylux_TRASH             ✨ …. Yea…….. The title says it all doesn’t it?

–> Unknown Pleasuresby inkrush81         ✨Ren had enough on her plate with fencing competitions, getting her PhD in dark matter physics, and just generally living up to her grandfather’s legacy, that she hadn’t thought too hard about the enemies-with-benefits thing she had going with Hux. But it was after a summer apart, in a lab on the other side of the world, that Ren realized she may want more from their nebulous relationship than Hux was willing to give.      

–> Electrochemistryby GremlinGirl          ✨ Lightening on her lips, currents race down her throat, electricity under her skin.      

–> In A Way That Feels Right To Me by Eastmava (WIP)          ✨ “Sweet girl,” Hux croons, smearing her thumb against Kylo’s mouth and this time, this time, she does let her taste. “You were good. So good for me.” She pulls her thumb back, and Kylo’s lips smack together, wet with spit, as Hux pulls the elastic out of her ponytail, hair tumbling loose, before she sinks her hand into the thick curls. Kylo nuzzles into the touch, feels herself melt against the warm hand. “And I reward good behavior.” Kylo whines, and she feels herself blush, a near constant state around Hux, but for once she doesn’t duck to try and hide it. Let Hux see, let her see what she does to her. “But you were bad, and for that I have to punish you first.”-Kylo is a university student, newly transferred to FO University, just trying to complete her studies. Hux is the gorgeous librarian she’s instantly smitten with who knows just what Kylo needs, even if Kylo doesn’t know herself.

–> Salacious by Minilolli   ✨Kylo Ren’s mysterious to many, unknown and open for rumors to be created. Hux knows who she is, though. From the bridge of the Finalizer and underneath Hux when she’s eating her out.          

–>  By All Flowersby hedgerowhag                ✨The best way to avoid your problems is to run away into a forest. Everyone knows that.

–> Rhapsodia  by hedgerowhag   ✨ What do you do when you try to confront your decade long crush? Start an argument that makes you realise that you are both absolutely useless at managing your emotions.

–> the lady kylo ren (and her general)series by flowermasters

–> The Unknown by KyloReam (WIP)✨General Armitage Hux — co-commander of the First Order, the military’s highest-ranking female officer and the youngest general in its history, often described by her peers as 33 and scary, — sits in her quarters at night and thinks again about the question which has been plaguing her for the last annual. Is it just the unknown? Or is it something more?

–> bad dreams by arkvdy            ✨ Imagine: two girls. One made of ash and bone, her hair a tornado and her hands ready wildfire; the other, untempered steel. Imagine them seeing each other for the first time, certain that the unfamiliar pounding in their chests is hatred, pure and simple. And understand that it is not hatred, nor is it pure and simple. It is, unfortunately, love.    

–> Wings Off Fliesby Kleenexwoman     ✨Fem!Hux fucking Fem!Ren.          

[ao3feed--kylux]

Broadback

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2AVDfsd

by KyloReam

Armitage watches Ren because there’s nowhere else for him to go, because Leader Snoke instructed him to bring Ren and he must guarantee his apprentice reaches a stable condition. He sits down next to the medtable and focuses on Ren’s eyes because it keeps his mind off the breaches in security on Starkiller, the magnitude of lives lost and technology that’s been wiped out in a single day. He listens to Ren’s ragged breathing because it distracts him from the fact that he never heard from Captain Phasma before the evacuation and has no idea where she is, let alone if she was able to get off the base. Armitage watches Ren because focusing on him distracts him from worries of his own mortality.

Armitage tells himself these things because he knows he will ask himself, hours or days or months later, why he stayed.

(Or, the last non-canon compliant "snow rescue" fic before I see The Last Jedi)

Words: 1850, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Armitage Hux, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Classic Kylux, early 2016 style kylux, the snow rescue scene, original Stormtrooper character, Soft Kylux, (at least I think it qualifies), Bacta Tanks, brief descriptions of medical gore, Smoking, hux vapes, Anxiety, catching feelings, a lot of callbacks to kylux fandom tropes from the last two years, sorry I got a bit sentimental on this, at this point it is probably not canon compliant but I — DON’T — CARE

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2AVDfsd