#kyle has leafeon

[kennytucker]

hi still here just in finals hell lmao . i recently got super back into pokemon so i might make teams for the main 4 ? think itd be cute if they all add diff eeveelutioinsnsnsn as their companion pokemon but (shrugs) we'll see

[dezbee2008]

My Pokemon Moon Adventures Part 21: Shit Grunts Say Part A (January 9, 2017)

My favorite part of taking down an evil team? The stupid shit grunts say.

So, yesterday, I mentioned the nectar that changes Oricorio’s forms (or in my case, Poli’s). I still got the nectar so that Poli can become a fire-type, but I don’t want to since I already have a fire-type (hello, Sabrina) and the purple nectar that Poli and I both wanted (that turns her into a Ghost-type) is not accessible until we become the champion, so with that, Poli will have to stay a Psychic-type for now.

Team Skull, though a gang of mischievous teens, finally got the ball rolling... they took over Route 17 and a group of Alola Meowth took over the police station (and Po Town). Yeah, I picked up a Zygarde Core and Sina called.

The stuff these grunts say and do are my aesthetic everytime we take down an evil team. Our obsverations

Can someone tell that one grunt that his level 33 Salandit WILL NOT evolve? Also, can Sabrina take him in for the reverse harem?

A female grunt calls herself a great grunt (say that 5 times fast), doesn’t have a Carnivine

Homeboy had a good day because no one lost until I beat this 2 colleagues AND him.

Route 17 and Po Town are considered Skull paradise for one lady

Anyway, we battled the two grunts that were guarding the gate, and even though we won, they still wouldn’t let us in... until some guy named Nanu came and told them to open them. He did warn us that if we die, our remains will make it home. Like WTF man, you’re so morbid. xD

We made it in and battled the two other grunts. They think we won’t find a way to go through the town, but what are those cuts in the bushes for. Even the Pokemon Center was run over. We had to listen to the two grunts spitting bars and had to pay $10 to heal my mons (not true fact: Po Town is the only American Health Care center in the region)

“That’s enough, Grunt. Get back in the ball” is now my favorite quote from this game

One of the fights we had to take on was a pair of twin sisters trying to one-up each other. Apparently, Free Hugs and Victoria tried to one-up each other too, as Victoria’s Discharge managed to paralyze a Golbat and Free Hugs (he broke out of Paralysis) and Victoria avoided Free Hugs’ Brutal Swing.

Can someone tell that other grunt that his level 34 Salandit WILL NOT evolve? Sabrina also wants him for her reverse harem (hey, it’s her nature, what can you do about it)

Speaking of Sabrina, grass types HATE her. A trainer’s Leafeon and a grunt’s Fomantis would not stand a chance as she has all moves super-effective against them. RIP

Finally a grunt wants me to calm her Wimpod down. Welp, that didn’t work, lady.

Tomorrow we fight ya boi Guzma.

POKE PELAGO VISITORS:

wild male Pinsir

wild female Wingull

wild female Poliwag

Ruth (female Trubbish)

Paris (female Paras)

Po (male Pancham)

Laura (female Fomantis)

Whitney (female Miltank)

Ashley (female Absol)

Margaret (female Misdreavus)

Precious (female Lillipup)

Wilhelm (male Wingull)

Kyle (male Mimikyu)

Mineral (Carbink)

Hank Hill (male Caterpie)

Gretchen (female Fletchling)

Pipsqueak (female Alola Grimer)

RuPaul (male Bruxish)

M4GNITUDE (Magnemite)

Eugene Krabs (male Crabrawler)

Aquaman (male Wishiwashi)

Seth (male Goldeen)

Lillian (female Petilil)

Picasso (male Smeargle)

Jonathan (male Delibird)

King Nappy (male Gastly)

Steven (male Spearow)

Adam (male Eevee)

Emma (female Alola Sandshrew)

Xmas Tree (female Phantump)

Breeder (Ditto)

Houdini (male Drowzee)

Ledyba (male)

Comet (Minior)

Brody (male Pyukumuku)

Shelly (male Shellder)

Mariah (female Igglybuff)

Finn (female Finneon)

POTUS (male Yungoos)

Gary (male Magikarp)

Freddy (female Alola Meowth)

Edwin (male Sylveon)

Michael (male Mankey)

Andrea (female Dewpider)

Star (Staryu)

Olivia (female Nosepass)

Mary (female Cubone)

Fiona (female Snorunt)

ZYGARDE CELL COUNT: 31/100

NEW CAPTURES: none

TEAM UPDATE:

Victoria, female Charjabug, level 46, Spark, X-Scissor, Discharge, Crunch

Sabrina, female Salazzle, level 45, Flamethrower, Leech Life, Flame Charge, Venoshock

Jason, male Primarina, level 46, HP Grass, Sparkling Aria, Psychic, Moonblast

Poli, female Oricorio (Pa’u), level 45, Aerial Ace, Revelation Dance, HP Grass, Air Cutter

Free Hugs, male Bewear, level 44, Brick Break, Hammer Arm, Brutal Swing, Aerial Ace

Krystal, female Mudsdale, level 45, High Horsepower, Counter, Heavy Slam, Rock Tomb