#kya ho raha hai?
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lifeless. bitchless. sleepless.
#life rn:#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi shit posting#desi girl#abhi se aisa ho raha hai ki kya karungi zindagi mai#neend chahiye
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The Women and Child Development Minister can’t write ‘Beti Bachao Beti Padhao.’
The Education Minister can’t prevent paper leaks.
The Railway Minister can’t stop train accidents.
#yeh desh ko kya ho raha hai#ittne sari population hone ke bawajood bhi Top position pe padhe likhe ko kyun nahi bithate#humesha literate log bas apne mein reh jaate hai and unpadh gavar apni baato se duniya ko jhanse mein le lete hai#india news#indian#indian dark academia#indian tumblr#desi tumblr#desiblr#.txt#twitter news
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And then I looked for you in everything that was pretty. And I think of you whenever I'm left alone with my thoughts.
अच्छा लगता है हर रात तेरे ख्यालों में खो जाना,
जैसे दूर हो के भी तेरी बाहों में सो जाना...
The urge to lay on your lap under this tree, and then I'd admire the way God made you so pretty, and then I'd tuck your hair behind your ear because the winds seemed to bother you while you were reading your favourite book.
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Nazar Ko Humne, Nazar Se Ek Din, Nazar Milate, Nazar Se Dekha.. Mili Nazar Jo, Nazar Se Unki, Nazar Churate, Nazar Se Dekha..
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#janaab ko aaj apne janemaan se door rehne ke ghum ne sataya#jo haath seene mein gaya toh maalum hua ki jaaneman toh sabse kareeb hai unke ��❤️♾️#janaab shayar the nahi magar ishq he kuch iss qadar hamari jaaneman ne kiya ki ab unki tareef bhi karte hai toh mushayre ho jaate hai 🤌🏻✨#woh baithi hai mere liye palkhe bichaye dili ki uss tang galli par... aur main unke khawbon ka seher bana raha hoon apni sard zameen par ❤️#janaab can't wait to finally be together with his jaaneman#janaab aur unki janemaan ka pyaar shabdo mein bayaan ho jaaye itni shabdo ki hashiyat nahin ✍🏻💌#kya likhun ab apne jaaneman ki tareef mein... jitna kahoon kam he hoga 👑 bas unke god mein swarg hai mera ✍🏻✨#desi tag#desi tumblr#desiblr#being desi#desi love#desi stuff#desi thoughts#desi academia#desi couple#desi shit posting#just desi things#desi#Spotify
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Only Ambanis will have a world cup felicitation (kind of) ceremony in a sangeet
#sab kar lo bhai#bas shaadi hi nhi ho pa rahi#chalo mera kya hume toh content mil raha hai#cricket#t20worldcup#somi.exe#desiblr
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As a human, I can confirm that the most toughest thing in the world is to choose between to things.
#ab mere chaat khane ka mann hai magar late ho raha hai#but mann hai khaane ka kya karu#bhaad mein jaye dab#pehle pet pooja phir kaam duja#desiblr#desi tag#desi academia#desitags#desi things#desi culture#desi stuff#desi tumblr#desi teen#desi memes
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I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO
#ok so i joined this new dance/aerobics exercise type of class cause aise hi physical activity chahiye#and aaj cardio karva rahe the#AND ACHANAK SE FELT LIKE VOMITING BLACK SPOTS IN MY VISION#and kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha wtf it was so embarrassing the didi unhone meko dheere se neeche sulaya#and pani dala muh pe tab jake vision clear hui#BHT WTFFFFF#kya crazy experience tha lmao#kaise movie style hua main soch rahi thi ki kaisi maam hai ye bohot hi intense karva diya beginner ke hisab se karana chahiye nahi#and suddenly sab dikhna band ho gaya unki awaz bohot dheere dheere aa rahi thi woh uthke latene ke liye keh rahe the#and main haat uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi but mere haath maan hi nahi rahe the😭😭😭#and main soch rahi thi bhai ye kya ho raha hai girl can u chill itna bhi kuch nhi kiya hai kya kar rahi hai 😭😭#but the funniest part is jab woh didi aur ek aur didi saath mein fuss kar rahe the mere upar i was thinking distinctly#ki wow aaj ke din mejn pehli baar kisi ne itne pyar se baat kari hai princess treatment diya hai attention diya hai#kyunki office mein bohot weird day tha meri friend ki dusri friend leave se wapis aa gayi and they were stuck together like bhul hi gaye ki#main bhi hoon??#and that guy jo thoda thoda accha lagta hai funny hai usne bhi baat nahi kari even tho kal humne itni saari baat kari thi😭#aur main ye class mein almost rote rote lehrein sunte hue aa rahi thi sochke ki fuck it mujhe kya i don't need anyone bas padho degree lo#aur niklo yahan iss sheher se fir bhi koi ni mila toh maar do khudko no biggie#and woh didi ne kaha you're very dehydrated and bohot thaki hui ho and suffocation ho raha hai na#and mujhe toh udhar hi aankh mein pani aa gaya like haina main hu na bohot thaki hui😭😭😭😭😭#anyway. crazy first experience lmao#ab theek hu didi ne chocolate khila di
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Kal se lag raha thha Kanha mujhse naraz hain, kal Bhole baba ne Ujjain bulaya hai 🥺
#kya yahi pyaar hai ya main delulu hoon-#kanha aap naraz ho kya vaise-#idk bro aise hi sad sad mehsus ho raha hai kuch time se#hormones prolly#kanha naraz honge toh phir main kidhar jaun? 🥺#bhole baba is my dad 🥺#complain kar dungi 🥺
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I told my sister I finished a 600 page book in 2 days (accurately, it was 6 hours lol) and she looked at me with genuine fear in her eyes.
I'm starting the sequel which is 800 pages long now hehehe
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Yeh Pak ki team aaj sachi mein acha khel rhi hai ya aaj humare walon ne hi pitch per hug diya hai ?????
#wtf is going on#ho kya raha hai bhai#mera dil nahi tootna chahiye team IND#ind vs pak#t20worldcup#random rants#desi shit posting#rants n rambles
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i have to do everything in this goddamn room alone
#chutiya roommate pata nahi kab vapas aeygi cooler kharab ho gaya hai#and i can't sleep kyunki light chali gayi aur mechanic kisi aur ladki ka cooler theek kar raha fir vo mera karne aayega#aur vo. hoti bhi to kya hota so rahi hoti chaddar taan kar
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guess who sat down with her father and showed him all the chats with her friends because he said that all i do on phone is talk to my girl friends about whos looking good in which pic and which pic should be posted with which caption. guess how many such conversations we came across.
#zero#its so bold of him to assume that i go to pic worthy places with my friends or that we post alot or that i even have “post worthy” pics#sir the only stuff we talk about are either kaun kaunse subject me fail ho raha hai or kiska kab breakdown hua#your audacity to think that your daughter will have the time#and guts to do stuff like that given the house and the people she lives with is commendable#im sorry i do not have the luxury or the guts or the friends to go out and have fun at clubs and click sexy pictures for social media#he even said and i quote “ye ladkiyan aise hi chatting karti hain faltu ki” like ok first thats very shit thinking of you#and second even if they do aapko kya problem hai#youre a father of two girls GROW UP whats wrong with a girl feeling good about herself and her body and her face BRO BE FUCKING REAL
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The Women and Child Development Minister can’t write ‘Beti Bachao Beti Padhao.’
The Education Minister can’t prevent paper leaks.
The Railway Minister can’t stop train accidents.
#yeh desh ko kya ho raha hai#ittne sari population hone ke bawajood bhi Top position pe padhe likhe ko kyun nahi bithate#humesha literate log bas apne mein reh jaate hai and unpadh gavar apni baato se duniya ko jhanse mein le lete hai#india news#indian#indian dark academia#indian tumblr#desi tumblr#desiblr#.txt#twitter news
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Aaj pakka main school koi ashubh muhurat mein gayi thi 😭
#DO BAAR BESATTI HUI#DO BAAR#FIRST I FELL WHILE PLAYING VOLLEYBALL#ALAG BAAT HOTI KI KOI REASON KI VAJAH SE GIRI HOTI TOH#YEH TOH BUS AISE HI GIR GAYI FOR NO FUCKING REASON#AND THIS ONE DUDE SAID “HAWAA NE DHAKKA MARAA KYA?”#BHAI ITNA GUSSA AAYA USKE MOOH MEIN BALL MARI MAINE 😭#AND SECOND TIME LUNCH MEIN I CROSSED PATHS WITH ISHAAN#USS BANDE SE MAINE BAHUT DINO SE BAAT NAHI KI THI (BECAUSE USKE TESTS CHAL RAHE HAI AND I DIDNT WANT TO DISTURB HIM)#AUR HOLIDAY KE BAAD TOH HAMARI KOI ACCHE SE CONVERSATION BHI NAHI HUI#SO HE STOPPED ME AND ASKED KI KYA CHAL RAHA HAI FALANA DHIMKANA#AND FOR SOME REASON MERI AVAJ TAK NAHI NIKLI#STATUE KI TARAH AWKWARDLY DEKH HI RAHI THI BUS USE#I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY MAIN ACHAANAK SE ITNI SHY KAISE HO GYI#BRO IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING 😭
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Iska red suit Mai edit dekhke bohot mixed feelings aarhi hai
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bro the academic downfall is so bad like i can't even breath
#ye sab kya ho raha hai?#straight A s se sidhe C kaise?#desiblr#its so bad bc i am realising that i am in someone who needs academic validation#bc usse hi self esteem milta hai and now everything is shit
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