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tiny assassin child thought process: "strong japanese man" -> "master" -> "this guy who i know isn't my master is my papa now"
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It Is Over. I Am Done.
As a final note, behold these two characters and guess what relationship they have to each other.
If you guessed "father and son," you've either suffered through this before or you're psychic, because how in the hell would you ever guess that organically!
#kxl watches lnm#there are precisely two people in the whole show who look like adults#you're either a child an eternal teenager or Jacked#literally no in-between it's ridiculous
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Everyone who allowed the flashback exposition dump to be presented as a two-and-a-half minute long NGE style bullshit acid trip sequence owes everyone who watches Lance N' Masques an apology.
#kxl watches lnm#it was even worse watching it weekly back when it was airing#because they're dropping so many names no one remembers or gives a shit about
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I'm nearing the end of episode 11 and I still haven't hit any of the stuff I remember from the ending, which means they crammed all the batshittery into the last episode. It felt waaaay longer than one episode back then.
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Protag got kidnapped by the Vermouth buff lady and he's just been chilling in his little bedroom for the last couple episodes but like, I don't think the door is locked. I'm pretty sure his friend Red Headband Man said he could go beat up Vermouth buff lady if he wanted. And he just. Hasn't. Just sitting there nonchalantly on his bed while the rest of his not-harem fights to the death to go get him. Just leave, man. Just walk out the unlocked door.
#kxl watches lnm#every subsequent arc gets worse#the ending rapidly approaches#its shadow looms on the horizon
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I want to give points for the buff knight leader Vermouth, but she also forces her way into the not-harem, and she's kind of removing the "not" part all by herself, so....
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Protag Stop Calling Literally Every Woman (Including Children) "My Lady" Challenge: Impossible
#kxl watches lnm#tbf it's only when he's wearing his mask#but this is why the six year old thought he was proposing to her
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THERE HE IS
THE BASTARD
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Man storms an airport on a white horse but fails to get through the Electric Cage Airport Security that all airports have. Meanwhile his maid hurls a pocket watch at her car, which unfolds to toss her a rose-motif lance with which to destroy a gun-toting child (?) (seriously with the art style it's hard to tell how old anyone is)
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I was always a little confused how Lance N' Masques flew so under the radar, but I think I've got it now. It starts off mid enough (or at least not eye burningly terribly enough) that people drop it before it starts getting batshit.
#kxl watches lnm#two episodes in and protag's already getting some Humbling Character Development#... or at least an attempt at that#two eps feels way too fast for it to feel justified
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Fight theme slaps though, I'll grant it that. It's the reason I kept watching back in the day.
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Bad reason to keep watching a show, but hey, I was dumb.
#kxl watches lnm#one episode in and the 'harem' is sitting at five members already#including a five year old and a horse#Youtube
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The ratio of male to female characters is so skewed that anyone would be forgiven for thinking this show is a harem anime, but it's not.
... Or at least, I didn't remember it being, but maybe that was just wishful thinking on my part. Because, y'know, the main female lead in this show is like five years old.
#kxl watches lnm#and that's not just the shitty art style! she's a child!#although you'd also be forgiven for thinking it's the art style!
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Godddddd the fact that the protagonist's only character flaw is called "White Knight Syndrome" where he's just the nicest most gallant guy around but everyone looks at him funny for it is just
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As a Fun Sunday Activity, I'm going to subject myself to my personal anime nemesis just to see if it's as bad as I remember. I will probably not shut up about it. This is absolutely a warning.
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SIR YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD NOT BE "IT'S AN HONOR TO HEAR THAT MY LADY"
SIR YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE "YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER NOW"
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tiny assassin child thought process: "strong japanese man" -> "master" -> "this guy who i know isn't my master is my papa now"
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhelp
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