#kx watches star trek

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OH MY FUCK CHARLIE STOLE THAT WOMANS FACE

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LET YEOMAN RAND MURDER THAT LITTLE SHIT

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spock and kirk really are himbos. mans out her vanishing people into thin air and you thought an electric door would stop him

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THIS BOY JUST SLAPPED KIRKS ASS?!

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those silver contacts are so cool but they must have hurt like a motherfucker

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so kirk

flirts with male crew member while reminiscing about the good ol' days

male crew member reveals he set up a cyrano situation with a female labtech to seduce kirk

kirk reacts by saying he almost married her

....and that's that

HOW BISEXUAL DID THEY MAKE THIS MAN

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oh no he melted Spock's butt plugs with his mind

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damn uhura, i get he's a weird little 17 year old with a crush, but you really had to publicly embarrass him by singing about his crush TO A ROOM FULL OF STRANGERS?

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oh fuck he's going to turn into a creepy stalker for yeoman rand isn't he

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oooh yeah this kid has big time murderer vibes

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either this kid is some unwitting science experiment, or he's gonna start murdering people, maybe both

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SHE LITERALLY BIT HER KNUCKLE IN LUSTY CONTEMPLATION, SUBTLY WHERE

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that crewmans lattice beehive is INTENSE

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aw props to the assistant who had to wear the pink space glove

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ngl i have a hard time taking kirk seriously as a character at the moment because shatner is such a joke to me

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ok the pilot was fucking good, i'm so glad Strange New Worlds has revived that crew