#kuya wil penge 5k

[tetsvhoe]

HI HI HIIIII MAY STORIE AKO SO LAST WEEK AT NIGHT TIME, I WAS ON MY BED BA MINDING MY OWN THING SCROLLING THROUGH MY PHONE TAPOS I WAS RANDOMLY SWALLOWING KASI I SAW THIS THING NGA U CANT SWALLOW DAW MORE THAN 5 TIMES THING AND AS I SWALLOWED I LITERALLY TASTED BLOOD AND I DIDNT MIND IT TAPOS I TRIED IT ULET TAPOS I WAS QUESTIONING IT NA THEN I LIED THERE FOR 15 MINUTES UNTIL I GOT UP AND WENT TO GET A MIRROR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH UNG THROATH KO LIKE THE INSIDE NAG BLEED LIKE YUNG DUGO NASA THROAT KO TALAGA THEN I TOLD MY MAMA BA "ming may period yung throat ko" AND I WENT TO THE DOCTORS SABI GALING DAW SA NOSE AND THEN I REALIZED NA GALING TO KASI MY BROTHER NA 3 IS A MENACE HE SHOVED A WHOLE ASS CRAYON ON MY NOSE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING 😭😭😭😭 ne way ang boring na ng life ko gusto ko ng 5k HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

-anon na may condom sa bag

HAHSHAHAHAHAH HOY I TRIED THAT SWALLOWING THING TOO AND I COULDNT GET PAST 2 WITHOUT CHOKING 😭 pero ang funny nung sinuksukan ng crayons pls bat dika nagising naPA DOKTOR PA TULOY