#kurt goreshter x male!reader

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since valentines day is almost coming up,, how would the dast boys react to male reader asking them to be their valentine & giving them gifts? :]

i missed valentines im sorry BUT ILL ANSWER IT NOW SINCE IM COMING BACK TO TUMBLR (yayyyy 🎉)

Valentines // Dast Boys

Master list

Warnings: Murdoc being his usual self yk / Not proof read

A/N: Reader is Male (however the personal pronoun “you” is used mostly, but masc terms are used as well)

Abner Krill

Kurt Goreshter

Murdoc (MacGyver)

Alonso Crane

Bob Taylor

Thomas Schiff

Piter De Vries

Johnson (reprisal)

pairing: the dast boys x male reader (Pronouns not used much, implied).

Synopsis: N/A

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TSS // Abner Krill

Abner has never had a valentines before, like ever, and he wanted nothing more than to ask the guy he’d been crushing on - y/n - to be his valentines, but he couldn’t. Even with Harley and Cleo hyping him up the fear of rejection always took over when he tried to.

But that all changed when you showed up at his house, flowers in one hand, an a heart shaped box of candy in your other and asked him to be your valentines. He felt the earth give way beneath him, was he dreaming? no certainly not, none of his dreams are this nice.

“Is this,,,a prank,,” “no” “o-oh.”

Once you’ve completely convinced you are dead serious on being his valentines, he accepts, through tears of course.

He’s on the phone to cleo all night telling her how you were now his valentines, of course with the “oh no no he asked me i couldn’t ask him-“

Every gift you got him he treasured, particularly a stuffed bear in a polka dot shirt.

He does his best to give you gifts back, though he worries his are subpar, but the look on your face as he hands you them is enough to make those tears wash away

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AATW // Kurt Goreshter

You actually both asked each other out at the same time, after much urging from Luis, Dave & Scott

When he realises that you asked him, he laughs and nods, explaining that he had planned to ask YOU the whole time as well

Upon receiving the gift, he actually gets super emotional, he’s a little embarrassed about almost crying in front of you over a box of chocolates, but he appreciates it more than he’d admit

His gifts in return are little messages popping up on your computer about how handsome you are, how much he loves your voice etc, always singing them “- K x” (for those who don’t know an “x” in a message is a kiss)

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MG // Murdoc

Despite what most people might think, Murdoc is a hopeless romantic and LOVES the idea of being your valentine, but in truth he has no idea how to ask you, guys like him just aren’t considered the type for that sorta stuff.

However he’s completely thrown through a loop, when you, the guy he spends most of his time thinking about, asks out of blue if he has a valentine. He takes a moment to collect his thoughts, before saying no, he doesn’t and he had actually planned to ask you.

Murdoc doesn’t get gifts often so he doesn’t know how to react to being given them or what to do with them, they’re usually met with an awkward “thanks?”

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TBE // Lonny Crane

Lonny bless his heart is not great at receiving gifts. His first response on valentines is to panic until he’s in tears. He doesn’t believe he deserves anything from you (god you’re so good to him already, why would he want anything more? he doesn’t want to be selfish), however you’re insistent. So, to appease you more than himself he’ll take anything you give him, even if he’s overthinking that he’s not doing enough in return.

Through out the whole day he’s constantly asking if you want anything. At first, it’s annoying because he’s hovering around you almost incessantly, but you soon realize he’s trying to reason in his mind that he is doing enough and being a good valentine.

In the end you have to give him a little pep talk about it, that he doesn’t need to always be on your heels. If he wants to spend time he can ask, Lonny’s shocked you’d even offer.

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PRISONERS // Bob Taylor

If you thought Lonny was bad, Jesus Christ are you in for a treat.

Bob’s least favorite time of the year is valentines, for pretty much every one in his life he’d been completely alone. That did change when you came along and swooped him up into your arms, however he still doesn’t expect gifts.

You’d hand him a gift and he’d look at you like you’d grown three hands and were speaking in tongues at him, or ask if you were mistaken.

“No Bob it’s for you” “No it’s not?” “it has your name on the label…”

Would immediately start shaking and almost crying, and you’d have to hug him.

He’s so happy that you chose to be his boyfriend.

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TDK // Thomas Schiff

Thomas thinks valentines is a sham by the shadow government to make people spend more money. But he’ll indulge it just enough to let you be happy only because he loves you, though.

No he won’t go outside on a date, no he won’t go to movies. He won’t buy you presents but he’ll write sloppily on a piece of paper in a pen that’s half dead putting “i love you. happy valentines. T.S.”

If you buy him gifts he’ll rip them open to find a camera, thinking he’s being watched. So you stop bothering after the first year; instead you two just leave notes.

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DUNE // Piter De Vries

Arrakis doesn’t really have a valentines, but every year in february Piter is suddenly a LOT more cushy for no reason. At first you think he’s going to try and kill you in your sleep however you realize his affections are genuine.

In Piter’s words, he has one day a year he’s actually half decent to you just to get it out his system. Then it’s back to the poisoned lipstick every day.

He’ll get you presents, order servants around to bring you lavish meals and alcohol (all his favorites). Whether or not he IS actually slowly filling your immune system with pesticides is yet to be known, but it feels great to be pampered like this.

Piter will insist to show more affection, holding your hand/small of your back. Words of praise. It’s nice, unnerving but nice as everything he says is said in his regular tone.

By the end of the day, you’re more than exhausted so Piter will take you up for a nap. The next day he’s back on his evil bald-headed bullshit.

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REPRISAL // Johnson

Johnson has always been the subtly romantic, stoic type. But on Valentines he’s the most loving (almost smothering) man you’ve ever met.

Valentines means a lot to Johnson, you don’t really know why but he’ll blow a gasket if the days not perfect. Thankfully having a gun tucked under his waistband usually helps with any persuasion from the general public to treat his boyfriend like the god on earth he is.

He’ll get you your favorite flowers, chocolates, take you to a drive in movie theater for a cheesy flick you’ve been wanting to see, etc. Anything to make the day about you.

He won’t let you return the favor though, today is about you. Not him.

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oh it felt GOOD to stretch my writing legs again!! oh how i’ve missed the dastmalchian boys 💔!!!

Yes it’s december, yes it’s nearly christmas. Yes i’m posting this now

i’m so sorry sweet requester for not uploading this sooner 💔

- Fez

[littleoddwriter]

Hi, Could I request Kurt Goreshter male reader nsfw head canons (sorry in advance I have a hard time requesting stuff) hope you have a good day

Kurt Goreshter x Male!Reader | N/SFW Headcanons

Hiya there! Thank you for the request (and no need to apologise, you're doing great!), I really hope you like these. :) Hope you have a good day yourself, thank you! <3

notes; Male!Reader; Light Dom/Sub; Sexual Activities; Non-Explicit Fingering; Oral and Penetrative Sex; (Oral) Cockwarming; Touching; Kissing; Marking Up.

Reblogs > Likes. Thank you!

Even though he's usually so reserved, he's very comfortable with you and desires you in so many ways that he has trouble keeping his hands off of you; both in an innocent way and the opposite.

One of his hands often finds your butt and just stays there, applying warm, gentle pressure and occasionally squeezing the flesh, while you're both doing literally anything else entirely.

Around the others, you don't share many kisses, but once it's just the two of you, you barely get to catch your breath at all; because if there's something Kurt enjoys more than just touching you however and wherever he can, it's kissing you.

He rarely leaves marks on you, but he really doesn't mind it when you suck bruises into his skin or leave bite marks on him.

When you're alone and he has to work on the computer, you usually end up on your knees, under the table, and between his legs as you warm his cock for him, while he's busy being a tech genius - It actually helps him think and focus.

In the bedroom, he likes to give up control and so he's really prone to being submissive and just following any orders you might give him; it's so freeing for him to not be the one who has to decide things or take care of others (he wouldn't do this with anybody else, though, but he trusts you so much, he couldn't help but let his guard down).

As much as you enjoy warming his cock when he's busy and sucking him off after, he also loves reciprocating the favour and pleasuring you with his mouth any chance he gets; it's so mind-numbing in the absolute best possible way, especially when you bury your hands in his hair and pull on it.

He's extremely talented with his hands and whenever you're on the receiving end, or just because you wanted his fingers inside of you, he usually manages to make you come on his digits alone.

With Kurt, slow, gentle, tender sex is something you'll have quite often, he just loves to make love to you, and he's generally not a big fan of rough sex anyway.

[littleoddwriter]

Update on Characters I write for:

Recently, I’ve gotten attached to even more characters, so I updated the lists on my Pinned Post. Nonetheless, I wanted to make this separate post to make y’all more aware of it. Please also note that I’m currently rather slow at fulfilling requests, due to health issues. So, please be patient with me when you request something, or have been waiting for the past month already, now. I assure you that as long as you don’t see me outright declining your request after a week (max.) of receiving it, I’m writing and uploading it within the next couple of weeks or months, depending on my health and such.

David Dastmalchian characters:

Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man* (The Suicide Squad)

Abra Kadabra (The Flash)

Bob Taylor (Prisoners)

Kurt Goreshter (Ant-Man)

Lonny Crane (The Belko Experiment)

Murdoc (MacGyver)

Thomas Schiff (The Dark Knight)

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit characters:

Detective/ADA Dominick “Sonny” Carisi, Jr.

Sergeant Michael “Mike” Dodds

Detective Nicholas “Nick” Amaro

ADA Peter Stone

Deputy Chief William Dodds

Slashers:

Herbert West*

Ships:

Herbert West x Daniel “Dan” Cain

* The characters with an asterisk are ONLY available for (Trans) Male Reader.

At the moment, I’d be more inclined to fulfil requests for Headcanon Posts faster than fully fledged Fanfictions, since HC’s take up less energy for me.

Still, as always, I’m doing my very best to write everything as soon as possible!

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