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[thingsprogrammersshout]

Things Programmers Shout #978

One week before program is due: “I’ve defined all of my classes, I can easily write the code to implement them in a few hours!”

One hour before program is due: “I can not do this it takes more time than I thought!”

// submitted by @kurokatana101

[judgeverse]

kurokatana101 replied to your post “I knew that you and Judg were together! I bet you and her have always...”

Murlocfist is my new otp.

fjgjghjfj you’re one of the people that’s dating her oh my god but thanks for the endorsement

[goresyn]

For kurokatana101

“Class dismissed!” Lord Raiden called out, and boy was Kung Jin was relieved! He smiled as he walked out of class, about to head to a forest near the Lin Kuei Base, but a ✋ on his shoulder stopped him in his tracks. Jin grimaced as he turned around, already knowing who it was.

“Hey, little cousin!” Kung Lao shouted, even though he was a few inches away from Kung Jin. Jin winced, “Um, hi.” He said. “So, where are you going this fine evening? I know you’re not going to 👀 that gunslinger! Am I right?” Kung Lao asked, keeping his 🆒. “No, actually I was going to go get Cassie and have a talk with Sub-Zero.” Jin explained. “Oh! I 👀, but there is a forest that is very close to the Lin Kuei Base that has a portal that leads to the Kuatan Jungle. Which is, dare I say, a perfect place for you to meet the gunslinger!”

Jin sighed impatiently and began to walk away. “Jin, don’t walk away from me!” Kung Lao said angrily, following Jin. “Can’t you just leave me alone? Seriously though, I am a young adult and whoever I mess with is who I mess with!” Jin exclaimed angrily, walking towards the exit of the Sky Temple. Kung Lao grunted before stomping away. Kung Jin smiled, and exited the Sky Temple.

When he got to the forest near the Lin Kuei, Jin walked to the green glowing portal that would take him to Outworld. He sent text to Erron Black, /I’m on my way./ He smiled before walking into the portal. Actually, trying to walk into the portal. BUT, a certain hat flew in front of his face before going back the way it came. Jin turned around. “Let me go!” He demanded. Kung Lao stood before him, frowning, “I command you to get back to the temple or go hang out with your friends.”

“You said you were going to converse with the Grandmaster and Cassie Cage. Jin, you have lied to me.” Kung Lao stated, angrily. Jin stomped his foot, frustrated. “🆗, yeah, I lied to you but can I now go 👀 my boyfriend?” Jin asked with 🐶 🐕 eyes. Kung Lao’s jaw dropped, “He’s your boyfriend?! That dirty rotten scoundrel! He is only using you for sex!” Kung Lao barked in disbelief. While Kung Lao was in his stupor, Kung Jin decided to step into the portal.

Into the portal he went, and soon as he went through he bumped into somebody and fell. “Who dares disturb us?” Ermac’s voices rang out. Kung Jin hurriedly jumped up and dusted himself on. “Uh yeah, hi.” Kung Jin said, “Um, what are you doing here?” He asked. “We could ask the same question, but to answer your question we are guarding the gate to Earthrealm.  “Um, I’m here to 👀 Erron.” Jin said. Ermac growled, “You are not allowed here, we will contain you.” Jin didn’t have time to talk before Ermac binding him and lifted him up. “Oh come on, Souleater!” Jin exclaimed.

Jin wound up back to where he was contained with his friends, but this time his friends were replaced with tarkatans. Ding! /Hey where r u?/ Jin smiled, and texted back. / Perfect timing ur friend, the master of souls put me in jail/ Jin waited a few before Erron texted back. /Do u think u can get out/ Jin 😂 before replying with a /yeah/. Bang! Bang! Jin wanted to look at the 🚪 leading to the outside but he feared that it wouldn’t even be there. And turns out it wasn’t. All Jin heard was yelling and all he saw was the many tarkatans that rushed to free the other tarkatans. Jin blinked and lo and behold one of them stood in front of his cell. The tarkatan proceeded to free him, and when he finished Jin slowly walked out. “Uh, thanks.” Jin said slowly and unsurely. The tarkatan reached to grab him, and he dodged, unfortunately for him that seemed to grab the attention of many of the sharp teethed creatures. A bunch of them growled and tried to pounce on him, but they were unlucky as Jin had already began running.

“💩!” Kung Jin yelled, did he really have to go through all of this to 👀 his boyfriend? He reached behind for his 🏹 but found it was not there. “Fuck!” He said angrily remembering how Lord Raiden specifically told him to leave his weapon in his room because it was not required for his class. As soon as Kung Jin busted out of the poorly made prison, he was met with a bunch of tarkatans and Kotal Kahn’s warriors. He paused for a second to catch his breath, and then continued running. He was planning to go to Erron’s apartment, but as soon as he got into the clearing leading to it, a flash of lightning struck down in front of him.

Kung Jin’s 👄 dropped. “Lao, you SNITCH!” Kung Jin pointed at him angrily. “No! Because you shouldn’t be wasting your time on some dirty rotten scoundrel of a gunslinger!” Kung Lao shouted angrily. Before they could fight, Raiden stepped between them and held his arms out. “Stop. You two are cousins, almost brothers. I want you all to stop fight-“ Raiden almost finished his sentence but was stopped by Jin. “This is not the topic of discussion!” Jin began stomping towards the apartment, and was surprisingly allowed to go through.

Jin reached the 🚪 of the apartments, he knocked on the 🚪. It creaked open, and he saw a handsome face. “Hello there, Jin. Ready for our night?” Jin nodded excitedly as Erron completely opened the 🚪. As soon as he walked in, Erron picked him up and slammed him against the 🚪. Jin chuckled as Erron began kissing his neck. “Wanna take it to the bedroom?” He asked seductively. Jin 😂 again, “Sure!”

Erron placed him gently on the 🛏️, and began groping Jin’s ass. Jin 😂 and smiled greatly, “I th-think we should, um, get straight to the point.” He said as Erron began undressing Jin, and himself. “Why in such a rush? I like to get my lovers 🙌, you know!” Erron stated, taking off his 👕. “I’ve went through a lot to get here, tarkatans, my cousin, Lord Raiden-“ Jin stated, “Are you alright?” Erron asked concerned. Jin waved him off.

“🆗, I’ll let you have your way today.” Erron said, and palmed himself. He lined himself up, and he pushed in. “Mmm, come on big boy, show me what you got~” Jin said seductively, Erron smirked and then began rolling his hips slowly. Basically grinding on Jin, and boy, was Jin impatient! Besides trying to fuck himself harder on Erron, Jin harshly grabbed Erron’s hips and made them stop moving. Erron raised an eyebrow, “Please, I am begging you, go faster!” Erron took both of Jin’s hands and pinned to the top of the 🛏️ using his hands, “Oh, I’ll go faster, sweetheart.” Erron said, and faster he went.

“Aah!” Jin moaned, he then smiled and left. “Keep your hands there,” Erron said as he let them go, and proceeded to lean down and leave hickeys along Jin’s neck. Erron began stroking Jin’s dick, and a few minutes in Jin screamed his name. Erron followed him a bit after.

Erron fell back onto the 🛏️, “So, why were so impatient to do this? Erron questioned him, and Jin sighed sleepily and then 😂. “I’ll tell you tomorrow, goodnight, Mr. Gunslinger.” “Goodnight, sweetheart.”

[lin-kuei-scout]

For the askbox headcanon thing...Kung Jin! W, X, Y, G, and D.

Spell a character’s name in my askbox and I’ll tell you my headcanons… 

kung jin headcanons coming up!!!

W: Can they dance?

Yeah, he can dance! Nowhere near breakdancing levels, but enough to break it down in a club - yet puzzlingly he can’t do ddr at all, there’s just too much noise and flashing lights everywhere for him o pay attention. That and he only tried it once and swore to never do it again.

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

He’s kinda jealous of Takeda, in some aspects that he will not admit, and as much as he loves grandpa Raiden, he blames him for petty shit that happens on ocasion -- stubbed his toe? Damn it Raiden. It’s a bit of a bitter inside joke in his family that rubbed off on him.

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

What really happened in the tournament -- not Raiden’s version of it, not Johnny’s -- history is written by survivors and the winners, and their biases taint the picture, an annoyance he had to learn to filter out as he studied ancient texts.

Just how did they get to where they are?

G: How do they flirt?

Relentless tease, although heavily bordering on almost bullying levels of sass -- it has to be with someone that can deal with it and reciprocate because that’s what he knows best.

D: How they react to being flirted with?

most times, in this very simple order:

1) confusion

2) dismissal

3) sass

4) flirting or rejection

he’s not shy or new to it at all, but he doesn’t consider himself to be an easy catch either, so some persistence will be necessary to have him open up

[polysexualthings]

💖💚💙Love ALL Polysexuals/Polyromantics💖💚💙

Trans Polysexuals/Polyromantics.

Disabled Polysexuals/Polyromantics.

Polysexuals/Polyromantics of color.

Mentally ill Polysexuals/Polyromantics.

White Polysexuals/Polyromantics.

Non-binary Polysexuals/Polyromantics.

Religious Polysexuals/Polyromantics.

Atheist Polysexuals/Polyromantics.

Questioning  Polysexuals/Polyromantics.

💖💚💙 All Polysexuals and Polyromantics! 💖💚💙

[shaolin-savvy]

Jacass-BFFs by KuroKatana101

Best friends kiss each other’s gum bubbles. 

[judgeverse]

kurokatana101 replied to your post “serious question: how does instagram actually work? what makes my...”

When IG chooses what's on your feed, it takes into account the kind of posts you typically interact with and also the kind of posts the people you follow interact with, assuming you and those you follow have some mutual interests. So your content would show up on the feeds of people who like posts that're related to MK.

that makes sense. it appears to be working

[lin-kuei-scout]

So who could you honestly see being LGBT+ in the Mortal Kombat franchise, besides Kung Jin? I'd like to think that there's at least one more queer character, as unlikely as that is...

off the top of my still sleepy head…

Tanya & Mileena -> they’re in love, gay & pan respectively

Cassie -> the bi icon we’ve all been waiting for

Kuai -> the gayest a man can be. get yourself someone that looks at you the way sub-zero looks at scorpion.

Frost -> cold butch lesbian

now for you to consider: agender hanzo & bigender fujin, trans jade

the truth: NRS ARE COWARDS, so headcanons are as good as its gonna get for now - but there maybe hope for the future

[polysexualthings]

A moodboard for Sweden, the only canonically gay character in Hetalia Axis Powers!

[lin-kuei-scout]

Lin Kuei Loser: Loser Ninja!

Please accept my humble offering that I put my signature on(Yeah because someone’s gonna take credit for this piece of shit lovely piece of art featuring the coolest loser of them all).  [ submitted by: @kurokatana101 ]

my visage has never been shown more truthful ... i am shocked... so grateful that you would spend the time to draw me so #perfectly