#kte 11

[akmal2305]

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[julie-su]

Still left frustrated that KTE and it's surrounding issues sew the seeds of 'Generational trauma sucks' and then goes on to flop the landing with 'but that's your FATHER, he's trying his BEST, so you have to love him. okay?!' -- A good point was almost made.. Then squandered. And I suppose it comes down to "Damn, dude, I think you shouldn't have tried to work this one out under the licensed Sonic The Hedgehog Comics".

I mean- that's what was set up with Janelle-Li, Athair, Sabre, and Locke, wasn't it? As much as we all tend to hand-waive the swirling depths of these comics, there are clear lines to be drawn.. Or perhaps I'm playing 'death of the author' to see this one out. Either way - Janelle-Li is dying, and Athair, Sabre's father and daughter of Janelle-Li, refuses to leave his place as Mitre of the Lost Tribe, deeming it an act of religeous importance* This frustrates Sabre, who sees Athair as cruel and heartless, thus he seperates from his father to see his grandmother before she passes on.

This sews the seeds of an apathy for religeon in Locke, who goes on to roll his eyes every time his ex-wife brings up Echidna Theology; of course, she is an avid studier, and frequently visits the.. Aurorium.. (Aurora is a once-echidna, who had evolved into a higher being with her connection to the Chaos Force, appearing to those sometimes to aide with their issues. Y'know.. Like Jesus, but not! I say once-echidna, as she appears to suit whichever species of mobian she visits.) ... ... This leads Knuckles to have not a clue about Echidna Theology, even so in that he feels uncomfortable stepping foot in the Aurorium, without much of a thought as to why.

*Echidna Theology is thus influenced by The Ancient Walkers, who are highly connected to the Chaos Force - who very much fortold of dangers coming, and their great wisdom was documented into the Tomes - which are essentially Echidna Religeous Texts.

... It's just.. There's clearly a strong thought put into the understanding of cyclitical generational trauma; even when we have moments in Penders' stories of Locke going 'hmm, I know I've gone wrong' as we explore how 'chucking your kid into the wilderness and waiting to see if he copes' is an archaic training method set by Rembrandt, after his first son died on a lone mission... Rembrandt being a guardian from 11 generations before Knuckles. That's a lot of years of chucking your kid out into the wilderness! (Though, interestingly, it seems that in the middle, Tobor lived at home with his mother, with sporadic visits from his father, until presumably he came 'of age'.)

I suppose I wrote all of this to say; I feel like removing "Locke being a bad father" in an act to fix his character feels antithetical to what story was being told, and also does a disservice to the story itself. I'd much rather see stories where we explore the trauma and cyclitical abuse, and call it for what it is - not unlike Flynn's run with Locke. There are some really fun plot threads to follow if you allow yourself to really pull the story apart and look at its ooey, gooey innards (... And a lot more things to complain about, but I get that part out in private chats, HEY-OO!)

Well, my final write-off is; I wrote all of this at 1am, incredibly sick, and off my konk.. so if I've misremembered anything, do tell me.. POLITELY, in asks or replies ^^

[mobius-prime]

95. Knuckles the Echidna #11

The Forgotten Tribe (Part Two of Three) - Covenant

Writer: Ken Penders Pencils: Manny Galan Colors: Barry Grossman

Despite the dire circumstances, and Knuckles' anxiety, Athair proclaims that nobody is going to die today, only shouting it louder as one echidna lets go of his wife's feet to give her and his child a better chance at hanging on. To everyone's surprise, instead of falling, he floats, saved by some mystical power Athair exerts to keep him aloft. With that, the rescue effort begins, with Knuckles and Athair working together to make sure no one falls into the lava below. Knuckles dives for one echidna who's about to hit the lava, and while he catches him safely, Knuckles ends up splashing directly through the molten rock in doing so.

Yanar watches in awe from the sidelines as Athair raises everyone out of harm's way all at once, floating in the air to safety, and is amazed that Knuckles appears to have some sort of power too given how instantly his injuries healed. Once everyone is away from the lava, they make camp for the night. Meanwhile, back in Echidnaopolis, the Chaotix have run through a rainstorm (probably still the effects of the Day of Fury) to Remington's office.

Oh boy, this will go well!

That night in the echidna camp, Knuckles finally questions Athair about why he abandoned his own role as Guardian years and years ago. He begins to recount his childhood, starting with following his mother around the Floating Island learning from her all the duties of a Guardian. Once he was old enough, she did something that should look very familiar to us…

I guess this is something all Guardians go through once they came of age to take over their parent's duties. Unlike Knuckles, who was (and is) consumed with a burning need for answers, Athair was content to carry on his duties and wait for answers to come to him instead - and come they did, in the form of the Ancient Walkers whisking him away to see the group of wandering, homeless echidnas, just as Athair did to Knuckles last issue. The echidnas began to call him "Mitre," which was their title for the guide who would lead them to journey's end, at the fabled city called Albion. The Walkers then took Athair to Haven, where he met up with his mother once again, who explained that she had been "called away for a greater purpose."

Those few panels already make Janelle-Li sound like the best Guardian and parent we've seen so far, totally the opposite of Locke. She happily stepped in to take her son's place so he could go fulfill his destiny elsewhere, trusting him and helping him actively. Athair took up his place as Mitre of the tribe down on the surface, and eventually met his future wife, Crystal-La.

That's an interesting term for falling in love, "succumb to the Soultouch." Wonder if we'll hear any more on exactly what that entails…

Anyway, with Athair's mother dying, he still refused to go back to being Guardian, believing his duty as Mitre was more important, and sent his son Sabre, Knuckles' grandfather and Locke's father whom we saw before, to take up her duties instead. Sabre left angrily, believing his father was shirking his duties and his rightful place, and became the next Guardian, leaving Athair as the only one in the long line of Guardians to step down and pursue a different path. However, Athair and the tribe's troubles on the surface were not yet over…

That's pretty tragic - but keep in mind we are talking about something that could only have happened within the last ten years at most. Athair is ancient at this point. Let's assume that Mobians age at the same rate as humans, that Guardians tend to have children at the age of twenty-five, and that Crystal-La was barely eighteen when they married - with Knuckles being sixteen now, that would mean that Athair is about ninety-one years old currently, with Crystal-La being a spry young woman of seventy-three. In all possibility Athair and the others are even older, I'm not sure if there's an exact timeline of births and deaths I can check somewhere, but Athair, I get losing your wife was sad and all, but she's not a Guardian. She would have died soon anyway due to old age, and while the manner of her "death" is certainly very tragic, you spent a long, happy life of married bliss together (albeit with many hardships for the tribe along the way) and even if she's gotten her mind back now, which is certainly a possibility, if she ever gets turned back she's just going to grow a bit older and then die in a few years anyway. Maybe I'm being a bit harsh on him about this, but I do know that she was never mentioned again in the comic, meaning she's likely lost for good. Sad for Athair, but again, this is kind of like thinking Ellie's death in Up is the most tragic thing in the movie when we just saw a montage five minutes ago of her and Carl living an entire full life together up till very old age.

Anyway, back to the story - ever since then, Athair has continued to watch over his tribe and act as an agent on the Ancient Walkers' behalf, as though they were a patron deity (or deities) of sorts. Knuckles, exhausted from all that hard work of listening to Athair's stories, decides to go to bed, and in the morning awakens to find Athair gone, "following the Ancient Walkers" once again, with Yanar insisting that he's left Knuckles in charge of the tribe. Knuckles reluctantly begins to lead them, and encounters a sign indicating they're entering the Kingdom of Mercia, which if you remember was mentioned on that map of Mobius in Sonic Super Special #2, in an area vaguely analogous to Europe. He's quickly interrupted by a request from a young lady from the tribe.

So this is Mari-An, and she's a badass. Knuckles, appropriately, is impressed and even asks her somewhat jokingly if she's related to Julie-Su by any chance. Knuckles and Mari-An split up within the woods to find her two brothers, while Yanar holds the tribe in place - something which doesn't last long, as some robots appear out of nowhere and begin grabbing people, Yanar being the first. He's thrown into a dungeon with two familiar faces…

Hey Sonic and Tails! Looks like you've gotten yourself into a bit of trouble since last time we saw ya, eh? Moreover, there's a Sonic clone aiming a bow and arrow at Knuckles! We'll find out who he is and what his deal is next issue, but seriously, another Sonic clone? How many plotlines in all of Sonic media have relied on someone being mistaken for him? I'd like to think, based on this, that despite Sonic's vivid and unique appearance to us, he's actually extremely average-looking for a Mobian hedgehog, the equivalent of your typical brown-haired light-skinned medium-height male in America blending in with a sea of other similar-looking white guys. It doesn't necessarily make any sense how people mistake someone like, say, Shadow for him from a distance, given the wildly different color scheme, but I like the idea nonetheless.

[welovesoniccomics]

[thankskenpenders]

Knuckles lead the Lost Tribe to some weird Nottingham-ass place, that dude who looks just like Knuckles got captured, and there’s a Robin Hood hedgehog! What’s going on? What happened to all those random natural disasters from the prophecy and everybody’s lives being in peril? What does this have to do with anything? I have no idea, but I guess we’ll figure it out in the next issue of Sonic’s series

Also, that editor’s note has just informed me they were thinking of renaming Knuckles’s series “Tales from the Floating Island” and like, what, no, why would you do that. Stop that

[themattress]

Archie Sonic: Full Issue Database

THE CLASSIC ERA #0: Don't Cry For Me, Mobius/Oh No Robo! No Mo' Mobo! - Gallagher #1: Run, Sally, Run/Something Fishy - Gallagher #2: A Crowning Achievement - Gallagher #3: What If.../Why Ask Spy? - Gallagher --------------------------------------- #1: Hedgehog & Vine/You Bet My Life - Gallagher #2: Triple Trouble/Vertigo A' Go-Go - Gallagher #3: The Bomb Bugs Me/Rabbot Deployment - Gallagher #4: The Lizard of Odd/Tails' Little Tale - Gallagher #5: Olympic Trial and Error/Chomp on This - DeCesare #6: The Spin Doctor/Sonic's Christmas Carol - Gallagher/DeCesare #7: Uncle Chuck's Treasure/Sorceress in Distress - DeCesare #8: Bot's All Folks/A Little Sonic Goes a Long Way - Gallagher #9: Pseudo-Sonic/What's the Point? - Gallagher/DeCesare #10: Revenge of the Nerbs/Twan With the Wind - DeCesare #11: Good, Bad and Hedgehog/Beat the Clock/Food for Thought - Penders & Kanterovich #12: A Timely Arrival/Bold-Headed Eagle/Lynx is a Jinx - Gallagher/DeCesare #13: This Island Hedgehog/Space in Your Face - Penders & Kanterovich/DeCesare #14: Tails' Taste of Power/Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - DeCesare/Penders & Kanterovich #15: Rockin' The Bot/Animal Magnetism - DeCesare #16: Sonic Under Glass/The Man From H.E.D.G.E.H.O.G - Penders & Kanterovich #17: The Apes of Wrath/Princess Sally's Crusade (1) - Penders & Kanterovich #18: Wedding Bell Blues/Princess Sally's Crusade (2) - Penders & Kanterovich SP1: Princess Sally's Crusade (3) - Penders & Kanterovich #19: Night of 1,000 Hedgehogs - Penders & Kanterovich #20: That's the Spirit/Deadlest of the Species - DeCesare/Penders & Kanterovich MS1: Princess Sally - Penders & Kanterovich #21: The Three Phases of E.V.E - Penders #22: The Return/Tail's Knighttime Story - Penders/DeCesare #23: Ivo Robotnik, Freedom Fighter/The Vol-Ant-Teer - DeCesare #24: When Hedgehogs Collide - Penders & Kanterovich #25: Go Ahead...Mecha My Day - Gallagher SP2: Sonic & Knuckles - Penders #26: Way, Way Past Cool - DeCesare SP3: Sonic Triple Trouble - Gallagher #27: A Scrambled Hedgehog/Coming Soon - Penders/Gallagher #28: Saturday Night's Alright For a Fight/Growing Pains (1) - Penders/Gallagher #29: Steel Belted Sally/Growing Pains (2) - DeCesare/Gallagher MS2: Sonic's Buddy Tails - Gallagher #30: The Return of Uncle Chuck/Who Stole My Chaos Emeralds? - DeCesare/Castiglia SP4: Knuckles' Chaotix - Penders #31: A Robot Rides the Rails/Lost and Found/Tundra Road (1) - Penders/Gallagher #32: Blast From the Past/Prisoners/Tundra Road (2) - DeCesare/Penders/Gallagher #33: Let's Get Small/The Big Picture/Sonic Shot - Gallagher/Penders SP5: Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles - Gallagher/Penders #34: To Bot or Not to Bot/A Sense of History (1) - DeCesare/Penders #35: Rings of Truth/A Sense of History (2) - Gallagher/Penders #36: Heart of Darkness/A Sense of History (3) - Penders MS3: Sonic's Friendly Nemesis Knuckles - Penders #37: The Day Robotropolis Fell/Bunnie's Worst Nightmare - DeCesare/Koslowski #38: The Rise of Robotropolis/Bedtime Tails - Taylor/Penders #39: Rage Against the Machine - Gallagher SP6: Sonic & Knuckles Mecha Madness - Gallagher/Taylor #40: Court Martial - Gallagher #41: And One Shall Save Him - Penders MS4: Sonic Quest (The Death Egg Saga) - Gallagher #42: In Every Kingdom There Must Exist Chaos/Knuckles Quest (1) - Taylor/Penders #43: The Dream Zone - Penders SP7: Sonic Live/The Substitute FFs/Knuckles Quest (2) - Penders/Koslowski/Taylor #44: Black and Blue and Red All Over - Penders SP8: Sonic Blast/The T.U.F.F Awards/Bugged Bunnie - Gallagher/DeCesare #45: Guerilla Thriller/Knuckles Quest (3) - DeCesare/Taylor/Penders #46: Countdown to Armageddon/Knuckles Quest (4) - Taylor/Penders SS1: Battle Royal/The Map - Taylor/Penders/Rolston #47: Endgame (1) - Penders #48: Endgame (2) - Penders/Taylor #49: Endgame (3) - Penders/Gallagher #50: Endgame (4) - Penders/Gallagher/Bollers/Taylor ------------------------------------------------------ KTE#1: The Dark Legion (1) - Penders/Taylor KTE#2: The Dark Legion (2) - Penders/Taylor KTE#3: The Dark Legion (3) - Penders/Taylor

THE ADVENTURING ERA #51: Reality Bytes - Bollers #52: The Discovery Zone/First Contact - Rolston/Bollers SS2: Brave New World - Penders SS3: Sonic Firsts - Gallagher/Penders & Kanterovich #53: Unfinished Business/Sounds of Silence - Penders/Bollers SS4: Return of the King/Down and Out in Downunda - Bollers/Gallagher #54: Running to Stand Still - Bollers #55: Monkey Madness/Rise of the Robians - Strom/Bollers #56: Immortality is Forever, Life is Finite - Taylor SS5: Sonic Kids - Gallagher/Rolston/Bollers #57: Back to Basics - Bollers #58: Friendly Rogues and Foul Villains/The Living Crown - Penders/Emery #59: Opposites Detract/The People's Princess - Gallagher/Penders #60: Arsenal of the Iron King/The Ultimatum - Strom/Penders SS6: Sonic 50 Directors Cut - Penders/Gallagher/Bollers/Taylor #61: Outback Check/Total Turbulence/Secret Service (1) - Gallagher/Bollers/Penders #62: Icon (1)/Secret Service (2) - Bollers/Penders #63: Icon (2)/Secret Service (3) - Bollers/Penders SS7: Parallel Paradigm - Penders #64: The Naugus Trilogy (1)/Secret Service (4) - Bollers/Penders #65: The Naugus Trilogy (2)/The Library - Bollers/Penders #66: The Naugus Trilogy (3)/And Then There Was One - Bollers SS8: Sally Moon - Slott/Brown/Ribeiro/Strom/Oliveras #67: Tomb Raider/Shadows in the Dark - Bollers/Penders #68: Surprise/Survival of the Fittest - Bollers/Penders SS9: Sonic Kids 2 - Gallagher #69: A Day in the Life/Weathering the Storm - Bollers/Penders #70: Saving Nate Morgan/Statute of Limitations - Bollers/Castiglia #71: Retro Activity/Tales of the Great War (Prelude) - Bollers/Penders SS10: One Enchantra Evening/Zone Wars: A Tale of Two Hedgehogs - Gallagher/Bollers #72: I, Robotnik/Tales of the Great War (1) - Bollers/Penders #73: The Truth is Out There/Tales of the Great War (2) - Bollers/Penders #74: Don't Call It a Comeback/Tales of the Great War (3) - Bollers/Penders #75: I Am The Eggman - Bollers SS11: Girls Rule - Penders/Gallagher #76: Business as Usual/Tales of the Great War (4) - Bollers/Penders #77: Rebels Without a Pause/Tales of the Great War (5) - Bollers/Penders SS12: Turnabout Heroes/Zone Wars: Giant Robotno - Penders/Bollers/Slott #78: Changes/Tales of the Great War (6) - Bollers/Penders #79: The Discovery/The Chaos Factor/Tales of the Great War (7) - Bollers/Penders #80: If Wishes Were Acorns/Land Fall/Swallowing Trouble - Bollers/Penders #81: City of Dreams/All You Need's a Bit of Chaos/A Rose Plucked - Bollers/Penders #82: Night of Chaos/A Door To The Past/Double-Crossed Circuits - Bollers/Penders SS13: Sonic Adventure - Bollers/Penders #83: Menace to Society - Bollers SS14: Law of the Land/Best of Times, Worst of Times - Skolnick/Spivey/Penders #84: Perfect Chaos/Bridge Under Troubled Waters - Penders #85: The Big Payback - Bollers #86: Heart of the Hedgehog (1)/Against the Haunted Past (1) - Fingeroth/Strom #87: Heart of the Hedgehog (2)/Against the Haunted Past (2) - Fingeroth/Strom SS15: Naugus Games / Spin City - Penders/Gallagher ------------------------------------------------------------ KTE#4: Lost Paradise (1) - Penders KTE#5: Lost Paradise (2) - Penders KTE#6: Lost Paradise (3) - Penders KTE#7: Dark Vengeance (1) - Penders KTE#8: Dark Vengeance (2) - Penders KTE#9: Dark Vengeance (3) - Penders KTE#10: The Forgotten Tribe (1) - Penders KTE#11: The Forgotten Tribe (2) - Penders KTE#12: The Forgotten Tribe (3) - Penders KTE#13: The Chaotix Caper (1) - Penders KTE#14: The Chaotix Caper (2) - Penders KTE#15: The Chaotix Caper (3) - Penders KTE#16: Reunions - Penders KTE#17: Deep Cover (1) - Penders KTE#18: Deep Cover (2) - Penders KTE#19: The Forbidden Zone (1) - Penders KTE#20: The Forbidden Zone (2) - Penders KTE#21: The Forbidden Zone (3) - Penders KTE#22: Dark Alliance (1) - Penders KTE#23: Dark Alliance (2) - Penders KTE#24: Dark Alliance (3) - Penders KTE#25: Childhood's End - Penders KTE#26: The First Date (1) - Penders KTE#27: The First Date (2) - Penders KTE#28: The First Date (3) - Penders KTE#29: My Special Friend - Penders KTE#30: King of the Hill (1) - Penders KTE#31: King of the Hill (2) - Penders KTE#32: King of the Hill (3) - Penders

THE DECLINING ERA #88: Family Matters/Picking Up the Pieces - Bollers/Penders #89: Thicker Than Water/A Matter of Self-Interest - Bollers/Penders #90: Sword of Omens/Between a Rock and a Hard Place - Bollers/Penders #91: Crash/Hired Guns - Bollers/Penders #92: The Wrath of Khan/Premonition - Bollers/Penders #93: Crime 'N Punishment/Bagging the Big One - Bollers/Penders #94: New Order/The Best Laid Plans - Bollers/Penders #95: Enemy Mine/When Destiny Calls - Bollers/Penders #96: The Messenger/The Chosen One - Bollers/Penders #97: My Secret Identity/To The Brink - Bollers/Penders #98: Sonic Adventure 2/As the Shadow Awakes - Bollers/Penders #99: Blow by Blow/What Comes Around Goes Around - Bollers/Penders #100: Reunion/Welcome to the Dark Side - Bollers/Penders #101: Altered States/Reboot - Bollers/Penders #102: Family Dysfunction/Life's Realities - Bollers/Penders #103: FFs of the Galaxy (1)/Myth Taken Identity (1) - Gallagher #104: FFs of the Galaxy (2)/Myth Taken Identity (2) - Gallagher #105: You Say You Want a Revolution?/Myth Taken Identity (3) - Bollers/Gallagher #106: Crouching Hedgehog, Hidden Dragon (1)/Reunification (1) - Bollers/Penders #107: Crouching Hedgehog, Hidden Dragon (2)/Reunification (2) - Bollers/Penders #108: Robotnik x 2 = Trouble/A Girl Named Hope/Reunification (3) - Bollers/Penders #109: Heard it Through the Pipeline/The Crush/Reunification (4) - Bollers/Penders #110: War Games/One For All - Bollers #111: Kids of the Spider Woman/I'll Shoot the Sheriff!/The Trouble With Grrrls! - Bollers #112: Mistaken Identity Crisis/Forgiven - Bollers #113: Cry of the Wolf - Oliveras #114: Twice Told Tails/Ultimate Power (1)/Young At Heart - Bollers/Penders #115: Meanie in a Bottle/Ultimate Power (2) - Bollers/Penders #116: Operation Off Switch/Bat Fight/Ultimate Power (Mid-Logue) - Bollers/Penders #117: Cyber Race/The Tortoise and the Hedgehog/Ultimate Power (3) - Bollers/Chacon/Penders #118: Robotnik Returns/Heart to Heart/Ultimate Power (4) - Bollers/Penders #119: Cater-Killer is Coming!/Dust Bunnie/Time Code - Bollers #120: She's Gotta Have Him/Those Were the Days/The Royal Signet - Bollers/Penders/Chacon #121: The Prince and the Revolution/Afterlife (1)/Song Bird - Bollers/Penders/Chacon #122: Hearts Held Hostage (1)/Afterlife (2)/Only One Guardian - Bollers/Penders #123: Hearts Held Hostage (2)/Afterlife (3)/The Last Robian - Bollers/Penders #124: Sonic Adventure 2.5 (Alpha)/Afterlife (4) - Bollers/Penders #125: Sonic Adventure 2.5 (Omega) - Bollers

THE MISERABLE ERA #126: Tossed in Space (1 & 2)/Better Read Than Dead - Bollers/Gallagher #127: Tossed in Space (3)/Agent Sonic vs. Agent Knuckles - Bollers/Gallagher #128: Tossed in Space (4 & 5) - Bollers #129: Tossed in Space (6 & 7) - Chacon/Bollers #130: Home (1) - Bollers #131: Home (2)/Mobius 25YL (Prologue) - Bollers/Penders #132: Home (3)/Mobius 25YL (1) - Bollers/Penders #133: Home (4)/Mobius 25YL (2) - Bollers/Penders #134: Home (Epilogue)/Mobius 25YL (3) - Bollers/Penders #135: Agent of K.N.O.T.H.O.L.E/Anonymous/Mobius 25YL (4) - Chacon/Bollers/Penders #136: The Infiltrator/Mobius 25YL (5)/Patience - Chacon/Penders #137: Robo-Dyne Systems/Mobius 25YL (6)/Ooh-La-La Treachery - Chacon/Penders #138: Return to Angel Island (1)/Mobius 25YL (7) - Bollers/Penders #139: Return to Angel Island (2)/Mobius 25YL (8) - Bollers/Penders #140: Return to Angel Island (3)/Mobius 25YL (9) - Bollers/Penders #141: Return to Angel Island (4)/Mobius 25YL (10) - Bollers/Penders #142: The Original FFs (1)/I Wanna Be a Freedom Fighter/Mobius 25YL (11) - Chacon/Penders #143: The Original FFs (2)/Mobius 25YL (12) - Chacon/Penders #144: Mobius 25YL (13)/Love and Loss - Penders/Chacon #145: Shadows of Hope/Training Day/Harbringer - Penders/Bollers #146: The Good, Bad and Unknown (1)/Out of Your Shell/Circuit Me - Penders/Chacon #147: The Good, Bad and Unknown (2)/This Side of Parodies/Fox and the Hound - Penders/Gallagher/Chacon #148: The Good, Bad and Unknown (3)/Playing Around/Destiny's Child - Penders/Ribiero #149: The Good, Bad and Unknown (4)/The Chosen One (1) - Penders/Chacon #150: From Hero to Zero in No Time At All/The Chosen One (2) - Penders/Chacon #151: Chaos Emeralds are Forever/Stargazer - Penders/Del Rio #152: Engage/Sonic's Angels - Penders #153: Songoose (1)/Fairy Tale - Bollers/Chacon #154: Songoose (2)/More Than Meets The Eye - Bollers/Penders #155: Line of Succession (1)/The Price of Flame (1) - Penders/Gallagher #156: Line of Succession (2)/The Price of Flame (2) - Penders/Gallagher #157: System Shutdown - Penders #158: System Reconfiguration - Penders #159: System Reboot - Penders

THE RENEWAL ERA #160: Birthday Bash (1)/Sonic Rush (1) - Flynn #161: Birthday Bash (2)/Sonic Rush (2) - Flynn #162: The Darkest Storm (1)/Ties That Bind - Flynn #163: The Darkest Storm (2)/Sonic Riders (1) - Flynn #164: The Darkest Storm (3)/Sonic Riders (2) - Flynn #165: Leak/Call of Duty - Flynn #166: Mobius 25YL (14)/The Chaotix Connection - Flynn #167: Mobius 25YL (15)/Hedgehog Day - Flynn #168: Order From Chaos (1)/Courage and Honor - Flynn #169: Order From Chaos (2)/For a Friend - Flynn #170: Comings & Goings/The Island of Misfit Badniks - Flynn/Gallagher #171: I Am/Enforcers - Flynn #172: Truth of the Heart/Worth the Effort - Flynn #173: Round Up!/See Ya Later, Chao (1) - Flynn #174: Union/See Ya Later, Chao (2) - Flynn #175: Eggman Empire - Flynn #176: Cracking the Empire - Flynn #177: Home, New Home - Flynn #178: House of Cards (1) - Flynn #179: House of Cards (2) - Flynn #180: Preparations for War/High Stakes on the High Sea - Flynn #181: Enerjak Reborn (1)/Undone - Flynn #182: Enerjak Reborn (2)/Albion's Shameful Secret - Flynn #183: Enerjak Reborn (3)/Ashes and Dust - Flynn #184: Enerjak Reborn (4)/Anything - Flynn #185: Mogul Rising (1)/The Misfit Badniks Sequel - Flynn/Gallagher #186: Mogul Rising (2)/Honor-Bound - Flynn #187: Mogul Rising (3) - Flynn #188: Mogul Rising (4) - Flynn #189: Bold New Moebius (1) - Flynn #190: Bold New Moebius (2) - Flynn #191: Metal and Mettle (1)/Invaders From Beyond - Flynn #192: Metal and Mettle (2)/Father and Son - Flynn #193: Otherside (1)/Sonic Unleashed! - Flynn #194: Otherside (2)/Sleepless in New Megaopolis - Flynn #195: Hedgehog Havoc (1) - Flynn #196: Hedgehog Havoc (2) - Flynn #197: Consequences/Knight Time - Flynn #198: Egg Phoenix Down - Flynn #199: Knocking on Eggman's Door - Flynn #200: Turnabout is Fair Play - Flynn ------------------------------------ SU#1: Living Weapons - Flynn SU#2: Time & Again - Flynn SU#3: Old Soldiers - Flynn SU#4: The Ultimate Lifeform - Flynn

THE BURDENED ERA #201: Change in Management/Devotion - Flynn #202: Dangerous Territory/A Lonely Girl's Story - Flynn #203: Heavy is the Head (1)/Friend in Deed (1) - Flynn #204: Heavy is the Head (2)/Friend in Deed (2) - Flynn #205: On the Run (1)/Birthright (1) - Flynn #206: On the Run (2)/Birthright (2) - Flynn #207: Blackout/The Iron Queen - Flynn #208: Iron Dominion (1) - Flynn #209: Iron Dominion (2) - Flynn #210: Home Invasion (1) - Flynn #211: Home Invasion (2) - Flynn #212: The Road We Take - Flynn #213: Reigning Cats and Dogs (1) - Flynn #214: Reigning Cats and Dogs (2) - Flynn #215: Family Matters (1)/Future Tense (1) - Flynn #216: Family Matters (2)/Future Tense (2) - Flynn #217: Thicker Than Water (1)/Welcome Back, Chao! - Flynn #218: Thicker Than Water (2)/Hindsight - Flynn #219: In Service to the King (1)/Sonic Colors - Flynn #220: In Service to the King (2)/From the Inside Out - Flynn #221: Changing Tempo/Second Impressions (1) - Flynn #222: The World Can Wait/Second Impressions (2) - Flynn #223: Chaos and the Crown (1)/Special Zone House Call - Flynn #224: Chaos and the Crown (2) - Flynn #225: One Step Forward - Flynn #226: Genesis (1) - Flynn #227: Genesis (2) - Flynn #228: Genesis (3) - Flynn #229: Genesis (4) - Flynn #230: Two Steps Back - Flynn #231: Lost in the Moment/Haunted - Flynn #232: Dark Tidings/Fragile - Flynn #233: The Trial of Geoffrey St. John/From the Shadows - Flynn #234: Unthinkable/Dark Hearts - Flynn #235: Remember the Fallen - Flynn #236: Cry Freedom!/Leader of the Band - Flynn #237: Loyalty (1)/Heart to Heart - Flynn #238: Loyalty (2)/Foundation Works - Flynn #239: Heroes (1) - Flynn #240: Heroes (2) - Flynn #241: Unraveling - Flynn #242: Olympic Trials/Unfriendly Skies - Flynn #243: Endangered Species (1) - Flynn #244: Endangered Species (2) - Flynn #245: Endangered Species (3) - Flynn #246: Endangered Species (4) - Flynn #247: At All Costs (1) - Flynn #248: Worlds Collide (3) - Flynn #249: Worlds Collide (6) - Flynn #250: Worlds Collide (9) - Flynn #251: Worlds Collide (12) - Flynn ----------------------------------- SU#5: Mobius 30YL (1) - Flynn SU#6: Mobius 30YL (2) - Flynn SU#7: Mobius 30YL (3) - Flynn SU#8: Mobius 30YL (4) - Flynn SU#9: Echoes of the Past (1) - Flynn SU#10: Echoes of the Past (2) - Flynn SU#11: Echoes of the Past (3) - Flynn SU#12: Echoes of the Past (4) - Flynn SU#13: Journey into the East (1) - Flynn SU#14: Journey into the East (2) - Flynn SU#15: Journey into the East (3) - Flynn SU#16: Journey into the East (4) - Flynn SU#17: Trouble in Paradise (1) - Flynn SU#18: Trouble in Paradise (2) - Flynn SU#19: Trouble in Paradise (3) - Flynn SU#20: Trouble in Paradise (4) - Flynn SU#21: Treasure Team Tango (1) - Flynn SU#22: Treasure Team Tango (2) - Flynn SU#23: Treasure Team Tango (3) - Flynn SU#24: Treasure Team Tango (4) - Flynn SU#25: Fractured Mirror (1) - Flynn SU#26: Fractured Mirror (2) - Flynn SU#27: Fractured Mirror (3) - Flynn SU#28: Fractured Mirror (4) - Flynn SU#29: Inside Job (1) - Flynn SU#30: Inside Job (2) - Flynn SU#31: Inside Job (3) - Flynn SU#32: Inside Job (4) - Flynn SU#33: Babylon Rising (1) - Flynn SU#34: Babylon Rising (2) - Flynn SU#35: Babylon Rising (3) - Flynn SU#36: Babylon Rising (4) - Flynn SU#37: Scrambled (1) - Flynn SU#38: Scrambled (2) - Flynn SU#39: Scrambled (3) - Flynn SU#40: Scrambled (4) - Flynn SU#41: Unsung Heroes (1) - Flynn SU#42: Unsung Heroes (2) - Flynn SU#43: Unsung Heroes (3) - Flynn SU#44: Unsung Heroes (4) - Flynn SU#45: Racing for the Stars - Flynn SU#46: All For One (1) - Flynn SU#47: All For One (2) - Flynn SU#48: All For One (3) - Flynn SU#49: All For One (4) - Flynn SU#50: Forged in Fire - Flynn SU#51: Worlds Collide (2) - Flynn SU#52: Worlds Collide (5) - Flynn SU#53: Worlds Collide (8) - Flynn SU#54: Worlds Collide (11) - Flynn

THE REBOOT ERA #252: At All Costs (2) - Flynn #253: Countdown to Chaos (1) - Flynn #254: Countdown to Chaos (2) - Flynn #255: Countdown to Chaos (3) - Flynn #256: Countdown to Chaos (4) - Flynn #257: Damage Control - Flynn #258: The Chase (1) - Flynn #259: The Chase (2) - Flynn #260: Waves of Change (1)/Light in the Dark (1) - Flynn/Baker #261: Waves of Change (2)/Light in the Dark (2) - Flynn/Baker #262: Waves of Change (3)/Light in the Dark (3) - Flynn/Baker #263: Waves of Change (4)/Consequences - Flynn/Baker #264: Control (1)/A Nice Day to Start Again - Flynn/Esposito/Bailey #265: Control (2)/The Grand Tour - Flynn/Esquivel/Baker #266: Ambushed (1) - Flynn #267: Ambushed (2) - Flynn #268: Champions (1) - Flynn #269: Champions (2) - Flynn #270: Champions (3) - Flynn #271: Champions (4) - Flynn #272: A Ray of Hope - Flynn #273: Worlds Unite (3) - Flynn #274: Worlds Unite (7) - Flynn #275: Worlds Unite (11) - Flynn #276: Cold Hearted/Back in Business - Flynn #277: Thunder, Rain and Lightning/Hidden Costs (1) - Flynn/Baker #278: Face of the Enemy (1)/Hidden Costs (2) - Flynn/Baker #279: Face of the Enemy (2)/Hidden Costs (3) - Flynn/Baker #280: Keys to Victory/A Special Occasion - Flynn #281: Wings of Fire (1)/Homesick - Flynn #282: Wings of Fire (2)/Shards and Sparks - Flynn #283: The Mission/Zero Hour - Flynn #284: Panic in the Sky (1) - Flynn #285: Panic in the Sky (2) - Flynn #286: Panic in the Sky (3) - Flynn #287: Panic in the Sky (4) - Flynn #288: Genesis of a Hero (1) - Flynn #289: Genesis of a Hero (2) - Flynn #290: Genesis of a Hero (3) - Flynn #291: Genesis of a Hero (4) - Flynn #292: Epilogue: Breaching Paths - Flynn --------------------------------------- SU#55: Pirate Plunder Panic (1) - Yardley SU#56: Pirate Plunder Panic (2) - Yardley SU#57: Pirate Plunder Panic (3) - Yardley SU#58: Pirate Plunder Panic (4) - Yardley SU#59: Shadow Fall (1) - Flynn SU#60: Shadow Fall (2) - Flynn SU#61: Shadow Fall (3) - Flynn SU#62: Shadow Fall (4) - Flynn SU#63: The Great Chaos Caper (1) - Flynn SU#64: The Great Chaos Caper (2) - Flynn SU#65: The Great Chaos Caper (3) - Flynn SU#66: The Great Chaos Caper (4) - Flynn SU#67: Total Eclipse (1) - Flynn SU#68: Total Eclipse (2) - Flynn SU#69: Total Eclipse (3) - Flynn SU#70: Total Eclipse (4) - Flynn SU#71: Spark of Life (1) - Flynn SU#72: Spark of Life (2) - Flynn SU#73: Spark of Life (3) - Flynn SU#74: Spark of Life (4) - Flynn SU#75: Fury - Flynn SU#76: Worlds Unite (1) - Flynn SU#77: Worlds Unite (5) - Flynn SU#78: Worlds Unite (9) - Flynn SU#79: The Silver Age (1) - Stanley SU#80: The Silver Age (2) - Stanley SU#81: The Silver Age (3) - Stanley SU#82: The Silver Age (4) - Stanley SU#83: Eggman's Dozen (1) - Flynn SU#84: Eggman's Dozen (2) - Flynn SU#85: Eggman's Dozen (3) - Flynn SU#86: Eggman's Dozen (4) - Flynn SU#87: Shattered (1) - Flynn SU#88: Shattered (2) - Flynn SU#89: Shattered (3) - Flynn SU#90: Shattered (4) - Flynn SU#91: Case of the Pirate Princess (1) - Flynn/Baker SU#92: Case of the Pirate Princess (2) - Flynn/Baker SU#93: Case of the Pirate Princess (3) - Flynn/Baker SU#94: Case of the Pirate Princess (4) - Flynn/Baker

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

What are your favorite Archie Sonic arcs?

Endgame (47 - 50/SSS 6)

World Tour/Hunt for Ixis Naugus (56 - 66 + KTE 11 - 12)

Sonic Adventure 2.5/Tossed in Space (124 - 129)

Return to Angel Island (138 - 141)

Enerjak Reborn (180 - 184)

The Dark Legion (KTE 1 - 3)

Th Chaotix Caper (KTE 13 - 15)

The Silver Saga (SU 25 - 28)

[toaarcan]

"Fiona was canonically 12, because in a story written by a guy who contradicts himself left and right, I decided she looked kind of young, even though that story also mentions that the prison events took place 7 years ago which would have made her younger than Cream in the flashbacks which means 10 year old Tails was set up with a robot that looked half his age" Or....or....you made a mistaken assumption and decided it was fact.

Unfortunately the KTE story contradicts previous issues and itself, to the point that you somewhat *have* to pick and choose which elements of it actually happened.

One of those contentious elements is the time between Sonic and Mighty’s rescue attempt, and the creation of Auto-Fiona.

We know that Auto-Fiona has to have been built when Fiona is ten. The contentious point is when exactly that was.

The Knuckles comic suggests that Robotnik took Fiona from the first prison to a second one, and immediately built Auto-Fiona. This was implied to be the experiment that he was running on her when Sonic and Mighty made their attack. Robotnik then takes off and abandons her.

This version of events posits that Auto-Fiona was the first Auto-Automaton, built, according to the issue itself, seven years before the events of the main series. This presents something of a problem, because it then requires that Robotnik act wildly out of character.

Robotnik has never been one to sit on a new weapon. This was discussed during the review of Issue 152, where it was commented that it was incredibly unlike either version of Robotnik to invent a new weapon and then sit on it for a while.

He makes something new, gives it the bare minimum of testing, and then deploys it.

But not his shiny new infiltrator droid that he just went out of his way to get the template for. No, she’s going to forgotten about for (apparently) seven years. For this to work, Robotnik has to have been aware that he would one day need to lure in Tails when said fox was (apparently) three. A point where it would’ve been questionable as to whether he even remembered that Tails existed.

Even if you disregard the idea that Auto-Fiona was purpose-built for hunting Tails down, and instead posit that she was reprogrammed for this purpose once Robotnik knew about Tails being a threat to him, there’s still a problem.

That still means that Auto-Fiona existed for more than half a decade before Robotnik decided to use her. It means he had the technology to create perfect infiltrators for seven long years, and never used them. Despite literally just seeing Sonic and Mighty trying to save the real Fiona, he didn’t think it would be a good idea to use her against them.

Either Robotnik is clairvoyant, an idiot, or Auto-Fiona didn’t exist until shortly before the events of Growing Pains Pt.1, and the Auto-Automata weren’t created until the Sally Miniseries.

The problem with Fiona in this case is that, starting from StH28-29, her story gets more and more layered, and at some point, those layers stop making sense.

Layer 1: Fiona Fox is a robot made in the image of a roughly ten year old vixen, to capture and either roboticize or kill Tails.

Layer 2: Fiona was made in the aftermath of Sally Miniseries, per that being the deployment of the original Auto-Automaton.

Layer 3: Like most Auto-Automata, Fiona was made in the image of an organic. There is a real young vixen who served as her template.

Layer 4: The real Fiona was also roughly about ten when the robot was built.

Layer 5: The real Fiona was a contemporary of Sonic, Mighty, and Ray, when they were roughly about ten.

This is about as far as it goes before things get screwy.

Layer 6: Fiona was also about ten at the time. 

Layer 7: The Auto-Fiona was built immediately after these events.

And at this point, the contradictions start. Here we have a ten year old Fiona and Auto-Fiona existing years before the first use of Auto-Automata by Robotnik.

Layer 8: After escaping the prison, Fiona joined Nic the Weasel.

Layer 9: According to the seven year jump cited in-story, and Fiona’s own retelling of her backstory, she has been working with Nic for the past five years.

Layer 10: Fiona has never appeared in any of Nic’s previous stories, despite allegedly being her partner during all of them.

At this juncture, it’s a bit messy, but things aren’t unfixable. The time jumps are all over the shop, but you can kinda squeeze everything into one cohesive whole if you take liberties with it.

Layer 11: Fiona is 16.

Therein lies the problem. There are two seminal events in Fiona’s backstory: imprisonment, and the creation of Auto-Fiona. Unfortunately, these two events are difficult to match up. Both happen five years apart (Unless you really do think that Robotnik made Auto-Fiona and then forgot about it for half a decade), and both seemingly require Fiona to be ten. 

The logical option, then, is to bump Fiona down enough that she could serve as Auto-Fiona’s template at a time when Tails is 10 and Sally is 15 (Post-Sally miniseries) but not so young that her appearance with Sonic and Mighty isn’t improbable. Where exactly that happy medium is, I’m not entirely sure, but I’d wager it’s a drop of about 2-3 years. 

It’s still a bit shaky, and I think I’ll probably have to do a separate post detailing how best to try and plot it out, but I do think there’s a perfect zone in there, where Fiona’s complete backstory can (mostly) fit without causing headaches.

[zoti-arush]

Komedi nga Herion Mustafaraj (Aktori qe ka lujt Benin te "Beni ecen vet") Datat - 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15, 16 Ora - 19:00 Vendndodhja - Teatri Eksperimental, hyrja nga ana e pedonales. Kemi punuar shum fort kto koh per kte shfaqe kshu qe do e vlersoja me verte shum if some of you showed up. Xhan ❤️🐻 Ps: Emri im nuk esht te posteri for obvious reasons 🦊 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp7Lsk3nym33ExG6ZqhfOmCWm0InZeJtuxXP2A0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ie69xn3ouo25

[twistedyoungsoul]

Me thuaj dicka horoskopike per Zotin Arush. Some Cool stuff. 27 Mars 1996 - 11:20 paradite. Dmth, do the thing that you do. ❤️🐻

Dashi esht shenja e pare e zodiakut dhe si rrjedhoje esht femija i zodiakut: i cilter, impulsiv dhe energjik. Esht i drejtperdrejte, nuk do ti komplikoje gjerat dhe pret te njejten gje nga te tjeret. Gjithsesi, ne kte rast ZotiArush nuk esht Dashi tipik, sepse ka ashendentin ne Gaforre, te pakten nuk duket ashtu tek te tjeret. Duket me i bute, me familjar, me i thjesht se nje Dash. Nderkohe qe Dashi do aventure, ashendenti ne Gaforre do siguri emocionale dhe stabilitet. Por fale pozicionit te Diellit, e ben ate te pavarur dhe kokeforte kur vjen puna tek suksesi. Plot ambicie dhe nuk merr urdhra nga te tjeret. Nese marrim parasysh aspektet ne birthchart, ai esht pak i pavendosur dhe i sheh te gjitha anet e medaljes. Keshtu mendohet gjate dhe kur flet, flet me plot siguri dhe krenari dhe kur shprehet mund te flase shume me gjeste. Pastaj nga pozicioni i Plutonit: i patrembur nga asgje e re, madje kurioz per te kuptuar sa me shum (vecanerisht ne fushen e psikologjise per mendjen e njeriut). Kerkon te gjesh arsyen edhe aty ku nuk duket. Nuk ke frike nga ana e erret e njerzve dhe nuk i ndjek rregullat kur esht nevoja. Esht teper e rendesishme per ty te rritesh nepermjet eksperiencave dhe gabimeve. Nuk i pranon njerezit siperfaqsore, je perfeksionist dhe e kerkon kte lloj sinqeriteti edhe nga te tjeret. Hena ne Gaforre: Shume te ndjeshem dhe kane aftesine e intuites, dmth i kuptojne shum mire dhe ndjenjat e te tjereve. Kane memorie te papare te se shkuares sidomos kur dicka i ka ndikuar emocionalisht. Kto persona jane shum te lidhur me familjen, me njerzit qe duan, dhe duan shume siguri. Keshtu i marrin me ngadale ndryshimet e medha. Kur jane te pasigurt, nuk njohin kufij dhe veprojne pa  menduar pasojat. Ka raste kur ose mbyten me ndjenja qe si kuptojne ose humbasin krejtesisht kontaktin me ndjenjat e tyre. Pavarsisht ndryshimeve te humorit, mund te mbeshteteni tek njerezit me Henen ne Gaforre. Gjithmone do ju kuptojne! Kane nje sens humori shum unik dhe kendveshtrim edhe me te vecante per jeten. Merkuri ne Dash: Flet ne menyre te drejtperdrejte dhe ka nje sharm qe gjithmon i motivon te tjeret. Flet me fakte dhe i plq ta argumentoje mendimin e tij deri ne fund, edhe kur nxehet situata. Ben me lehtesi disa gjera ose pune njekohsisht. Venusi ne Dem: Pelqejne rehatine dhe nuk ju pelqen ndryshimi i menjehershem ne ceshtjet e zemres. E marrin me ngadale dhe siguri. Fale natyres praktike dhe inteligjente, do te ishin prinder shum te mir. Jan shum posesiv dhe xheloze.

[kampeszino]

Aranysarkanytúk csatája

1302 július 11-én úgy elverték az esélytelennek tartott flamand polgárok a középkori Franciaország legerősebb királyának lovagseregét, mint jég a határt. 716 évvel később a sporttá nemesedett spekátkulum küzdelemben ismét összecsap a két területen nemzetté formálódott államok csapata. A futball mint olyan, soha nem érdekelt, csak ha a KTE játszott. Nem így a történelem. 

Szép Fülöpnek csupán az arca volt szép, az erkölcsei kevésbé. Ha a kegyvesztettjei grafitizni tudtak volna a máglayhaláluk előtt biztos, biztos telfestették volna a Párizst a FÜLÖP EGY GECI feliratokkal. Kiűzte a zsidókat, és elkobozta a magánnyugdíj megtakarításukat. A templomosok a szentföldi bukta után Párizst tették meg a fő központjuknak, és hogy jó politikai kapcsolatokatra tegyenek szert, szénné hitelezték a királyt. Az hálából, amikor már nem tudta fizetni devizahiteleit a bankárai ellen fordult, mindenféle gyűlöletplakát kampánnyal ellenük hergelte a népet, majd egy szép este lecsapott rájuk, mint gyöngytúk a rezgő takonyra. Nem sok hírmondójuk maradt. A pápát is le akarta gyilkoltatni, mert az bepipult kedvenc lovagrendje kiirtása kapcsán. De ne szaladjunk előre az időben.

Szóval Fülöpöt nem igazán érdekelte alatvalói, barátai, vagy családja sorsa. Nagybátyja volt a Flandria őrgrófja. A flamand hűségeskü kevés volt neki, és még több ÁFÁt csikart volna ki a rohamtempóban gazdagodó polgárságból. Kancellárokat küldött az adminisztrációra, Fülöp NAVja nem csak tisztességes adófizetőket szivatta, hanem a flamand kollégájukat is. Ezt a nagybácsi nem nézte szép szemmel, és angol segtséget kért. Fülöp erre felgyújtott pár várost, felkoncolt párezer polgárt, és a hevenyészett flamand sereget is bucira verte. A nagybácsi kapitulált.

A flamand polgárok nemigazán élvezték a Francia Együttműködés Rendszerét és elkezdtek tüntetgetni, lázadozni. Fülöp Kubatovja csak egy kisebb sereget küldött Brugge városába, az addig ismert erőviszonyok alapján 100 lovag is szét tudott verni párt kapára kaszára kapott polgárt. Amikor megérkeztek nagy buli volt, az éjjel soha nem ért véget. A brugge-iek hajnalban kihasználva a megszállók másnaposságát, lekaszabolták a lányokkal fetrengő franciákat. Fülöp bepipult. 2500 jó francia lovagot küldött Flandriába, 4000 fős segédhaddal, akik nekiálltak Kortrijiki város ostromának.  A flamandok kicsivel többen voltak, de csak 400 lovagjuk volt. A franci lovagok rohamja mindiig fenakakdtak a belga buzogányosokon, ráadásul a csatornákkal szabdalt terep sem kedvezett a lovasoknak. A közelharcban lépésről lépésre felőrölték a flamandok a franciákat. A parancs az volt, hogy nem ejethetnek foglyokat, mert a vezetők féltek attól, hogy majd mindenki nemesek után szaladgál majd a váltságdíj reményében, és így felbomlik a hadrend. A csata után 500 aranysarkanytút gyűjtöttek be, azaz ennyi főnemes francia vére hullott a csatamezőn. 

Ez volt ez első csata az európai történelemeben, ahol a nehétlovas harcmodor kudarcot vallott a szervezett gyalogság felett. Mellesleg a flamand függetlenségi törekvések is nagyot haladtak előre. 

[jenny-99]

Đọc cuốn tiểu thuyết “ ngoảnh lại mỉm cười “ thấy cũng thật hay. Khi duyên phận chỉ là lướt nhẹ qua nhau vì 1 cái tên mà nhớ nhau 1 đời.

Có lẽ mình quá lớn tuổi để hi vọng có 1 mối tình đẹp và lãng mạn khi 30t. Người ta cũng chai sạn. Nhưng mình thì chưa có 1 mảnh vắt vai chính thức.

Lần này nhiều khi mình cũng phải tạm chấp nhận đi, mặc dù đó là ng ko hẳn phù hợp. Khi lần đầu gặp thực ra ko ấn tượng j nhiều, nghĩ lại còn k nhớ mặt dc ý chứ 😅. Nhưng ko nên để ý vẻ bề ngoài nhiều. Tịnh tâm 🙈 quan trọng là cái tâm đi. Mình nghĩ rằng là sẽ là ng có thể đối xử tốt, chiều dc cái sự ương ương của mình .

Thực sự cái tâm mình nghĩ là mình đủ lành, cũng chẳng tính toán quá nhiều vs hắn. Vì thực sự là mình ko thích ng quá giàu. Có 1-20 tỷ là mình thấy đủ vui rồi. Nhiều quá mình ko thích.

Thời điểm này mình vẫn còn nhiều nghi ngờ lắm. Cũng nghĩ hắn lừa mình, hắn có ng khác, nhưng đó là cảm giác còn từ lúc mình quen hắn thì cũng cho là mình hiểu đi, khúc thời gian mới quen vui vui nhắn tin xuyên đêm. Rồi giờ thì khoảng 2-3 tháng nay có khi 2-3 ngày, nhắn cho mình như nghĩa vụ thoi, chứ cũng chẳng chắc thương nhớ gì. Nhiều khi miệng nói nhớ nhưng chắc gì là vậy đâu 😑

Nhiều lúc tối Vdu như lúc này 8h tối ngày 22/11/2021. Chẳng biết giờ này làm gì? Mình ko muốn là ng quá kiểm soát, nhưng vẫn muốn ai đó nhớ rằng phải nhắn hỏi mình vài câu, nhưng có lẽ bận, mệt, hoặc chán nhau rồi, nhưng cứ để MQH nó vậy.

Mình đã bật đèn xanh rồi, nhưng có lẽ phải có điểm đột phá để cho cái gọi là chính thức để có thể tới vs nhau và tìm hiểu sâu hơn.

Kể ra mình đúng là 1 kẻ chậm chạp. Hình như quen hắn từ lúc hè nằm điều hoà ở cái phòng bé đó , hình như là vừa cắt thằng CK lúc đó Yến béo nó đã chuyển đi. Hình như là trc khi con Yến nó trở lại nhà mình . Cho là tháng 6 đi , thì giờ là quen nhau gần 6 tháng rồi đó. Thời gian trôi nhanh thật. Quen nhau lúc COVID . Lúc đó mình siêu stress, tâm trạng cực kỳ có vde ko thể ngủ được, cứ chập chờn đêm ko thể ngủ, lúc đó Sk cũng thấy yếu đi. Tới giờ thì mình ngủ từ 10h tối, rất Healthy luôn. Còn hắn thì chắc lại nhiều lo lắng vì sắp cuối năm rồi.

Thực sự thì mình cũng nhiều lo lắng lắm. Nhưng có lẽ mình có Bme dựa dẫm và thêm nữa là chỗ tinh thần nho nhỏ là hắn đó , chắc hắn k biết. Nhưng m cũng suy nghĩ nhiều rồi . Kể ra đôi khi cũng có chút Dũng khí hơn. Mặc dù mình cũng chẳng cần dựa đâu. Nhưng tinh thần thì có lẽ có.

Mình 30 rồi về kte ko phải nhiều nhưng sức đủ để năm có tiền tỷ bỏ túi là điều mình làm được. Kể cả ko mở rộng. Nhưng vẫn hi vọng có điểm cho mình mở rộng. Cũng tham lam lắm, nhưng tham lam có điểm dừng. Nhất định phải giữ được cái tâm. Vì mình cũng từng trải, ko nên để 1 đám nhóc đi hỏng tương lai. Cứ sống có tâm ắc có tầm.

Có lẽ tên kia tối nay lại k nhắn tin cho mình rồi. Hum qua mình định nhắn tin kiểu giận dỗi, nhưng nói bệnh mình lại hiền lành lại, ko nỡ 😅

Có lẽ ng ta nói đúng . Đàn ông lúc đầu khi còn hứng thú chính phục thì họ lăn sả nhưng có lẽ nghĩ có đc rồi nên họ buông nhẹ. Còn phụ nữ thì ngày 1 lấn sâu, mình rất sợ mình bị lậm sâu rồi bc ra toàn thân đều vết thương. Hi vọng mình gặp dc đúng ng, vì 1 tấm chân tình, 1 lòng hướng thiện lành, ko muốn làm việc ác, và ko hề lăng nhăng, với 1 tâm hồn tạm cho là được đi. Mình sẽ ko gặp phải sở khanh và sự lừa dối đâu nhỉ ???

Ko biết sao nhưng MQH này luôn làm mình thấy sự nghi hoặc, lúc nào mình cũng có ý nghĩ hắn lừa dối xạo sự với mình. Với bản thân cũng ko nghĩ mình quen và lấy ng có tiền ở mức hắn nói, 1-20t thì có lẽ hợp với mình hơn. Nhưng hắn có 1 điểm là mình cảm nhận dc hắn sẽ nhường nhịn và sẽ chiều mình theo hướng mình muốn sao cũng dc. Trong khi mình cũng đâu có gì mong cầu nhiều, mình mong có dkien để cho Bme 1 cuộc sống tốt hơn, nở mặt nở mày với mọi ng xung quanh . Và cho mình 1 căn nhà đủ đẹp và đủ rộng, tất cả đừng quá mình ko hề thích điều gì quá. Thực sự mình chỉ cần 20 tỷ là đủ thoả mãn rồi, mình cần khá giả chút thôi. Xây cho Bme nhà 10 tỷ còn 10 tỷ mình sẽ mua đất , rồi còn lại sống với Ck con an vui nhẹ nhàng đi qua hết quãng đời này.

Thực sự để có số tài sản 20 tỷ với đa phần mọi ng ko phải khó, cũng có những ng như vậy cực khó. Nhưng mà mình cho là 20 tỷ mình làm được và đủ tiêu xài vậy thôi. Ko cần quá mọi thứ.

Có lẽ mình là 1 người may mắn khi nhỏ có Bme lo, lớn lên ko quá vất vả có cv kiếm dc thu nhập khá và ko phải lo lắng nhiều , rồi hi vọng sau này có Ck lo cho nữa. 1 đời bình an nhẹ nhàng an yên.

Hứa với lòng sẽ cố gắng giữ cái Tâm Thiện và sẽ cố gắng làm việc thiện sau này khi có dkien . Tích Đức cho gia đình và cho cả kiếp sau. Thực sự ko phải mong cầu kiếp sau hay gì mà là cái tâm mình thấy nhẹ nhàng an yên, tạo được Phước Đức và chia sẻ cho những mảnh đời kém may mắn hơn mình. Chỉ đơn giản vậy thôi.

Tất cả trời xanh có mắt, người cũng có mắt, rồi mình cứ sống và giữ cái Tâm của mình .

Việc hiện tại mình hối hận đó là bệnh lười của mình, ko giúp đỡ Bme cv nặng được, rồi từng này tuổi chưa để Bme hết lo, chưa nuôi nổi Bme ngày nào. Vẫn cứ vậy, tới giờ cũng chẳng có khoản tkiem nào cả chỉ toàn nợ và nợ. Nghĩ thấy cám cảnh quá rồi.

[moodboardinthecloud]

Everything I Say Is True: Poetic Bibliography

https://www.serpentinegalleries.org/art-and-ideas/everything-i-say-is-true-poetic-bibliography/

Performance artist Kite presents her script for Everything I Say Is True, now annotated as part of the Creative AI Lab’s database.

The Oglála Lakȟóta artist, composer and scholar Suzanne Kite (aka Kite) is quick to point out that the groundwork for her contribution to Artificial Intelligence (AI) is not obviously about technology: “I can’t point to specific papers about AI that I’m building my work on top of because I’m not building it on a history of technology. I’m building it on this other history of knowledge.” Kite and others in her network of thinkers are writing a theoretical framework for AI that isn’t just a deviation from existing technological protocols, but a new one altogether, built on Oglála Lakȟóta and other indigenous knowledge systems.

Kite’s pursuit to build an indigenous AI directly confronts prevailing Western anthropocentric ideologies that position humans as dominant over the resources and systems around them and technology as a tool used to solely meet human needs. In Making Kin With the Machines, Kite and her co-authors ask how they might conceive of technologies like AI as kin, with an obligation to situate the ‘computational creations’ of AI in partnership with their wider community.

Critical theories of knowledge inform how we distribute power not only in our personal relationships but ultimately in the technological infrastructure built around us. But critique alone doesn’t leave us with an alternative. Kite works generatively, employing the principles and ethics of Lakȟóta methodology to build new frameworks and technologies.

Her commission for the Creative AI Lab, Everything I Say Is True: Poetic Bibliography takes the form of an annotated script from her 2017 performance, Everything I Say Is True, originally commissioned by the Walter Phillips Gallery in Banff. Kite borrows a four-part framework for building collective truth from her grandfather’s sweat lodge ceremonies: first, teaching, then providing evidence, followed by the display of that truth, and finally an accusation to non-believers which introduces critical reflection. Using family ephemera and historical documents she considers truth in relation to Oglála Lakȟóta knowledge systems. These systems in turn signal an ethical method for the development of new advanced technologies.

A. Teaching

When I was 12 I kept a dream journal One night I dreamt it is a sunny day[1] I am in a garden and I look down I see the green grass, the leaves and branches of the trees Below me is a picnic table with an umbrella People sit around it in a circle[2] When I was 14 I went to Ojai with my mother and my uncle to meet my grandfather[3] We sweat and it was intense, lots of lights, lots of medicine[4] I was invited to smoke the pipe but I did not[5] We sat down for lunch around a shaded picnic table but no one ate I looked up and there is a blue bird jumping from tree to tree[6]

Looking down, Trying to get a closer look at us.[7]

Every time you look away I disappear and reappear Look here, I can prove it to you There is a need for constant vigilance, they say FBI calls, they watch Don’t forget COINTELPRO No bullshit, suicide by force is real They set fire to his family’s house during the speech, they say This is a long chain of events, of evidence Manifest destiny, they say[8]

Ogle wakhan kin iyuha kic’unpi They all wore the sacred shirt, they say[9]

How can I think in Lakota if I cannot speak Lakota? How could I have thought in Lakota if I could not have spoken in Lakota?

I’ll teach you some Lakota words I have taught myself Ehánni: always Wihiyayela: time Tohanyan: how long[10] Wowicala: belief Wochekiye: prayer Wakhan: sacred Zintkatho: blue jay Woihanble: dream Wakhangli: lightning

Ay what does this have to do with me? My auntie has to pee outside a gas station They won’t let her ndn mother come inside, It is so cold

B. Evidence

Okay, so. I wanted to share the evidence. How can I be Oglala Lakota? Membership Card? Enrollment documents? What does it mean to make something that is Oglala?[11] This, right now, is a piece of art. How can I make it Oglala?[12] How am I supposed to be Lakota, here? These are Lakota art object. Lakota Flute Lakota Beads[13]

Does making something Oglala require thinking in Lakota? Require wowicala? Belief? Wowicakhe? Truth?[14] If I am Oglala because of location, where am I? Am I in Kyle? Am I in Portland? Am I at my parents’ house? What about events, experience? The Indian Child Welfare Act? The Indian Relocation Act? Counter Intelligence Program?

In Lakota, past and present are much closer together. For example: -ble means “I went/ and I go” and -mni kte- “I will go”. If I think in Lakota, is there a difference between past and present? Time encircles my body on a flat plane, intrinsically connected with space.[15] Time, while appearing to be linear, is a flat circle. If time is collapsed, what has happened is happening NOW.

Maybe the Peltier Trial is happening now.[16] Wanted poster Map of Compound Affidavit of Wilson Bullet casings FBI says COINTELPRO ended in 1971; Still NOW it continues today albeit under other code-names. Memorandum Extremist Matters Referenced Right to continue investigation Investigate all Indians Those Programs are designed to destroy individuals they find objectionable Official lying and disinformation, False charges, Manufacturing evidence, Withholding evidence, Occasional assassination.

Still NOW there is radiation in the water supply. Nitrates and Uranium[17] Resident risk Mine Reclamation Cost

If ‘destiny’ is a “natural” unfolding of events, ‘conspiracy’ is its opposite. ‘Conspiracy’ requires an enemy with a preconceived plot;[18]

But ‘destiny’ is the fulfillment of a natural order. ‘destiny’ requires a beginning point and an end point: Linear time.[19]

Einstein proposed there were two mirrors. Einstein’s two mirrors act as a clock. With a photon bouncing in the in-between. In this model of spacetime,[20] The expanding distance is relativity.[21] Our perspective is faster Light’s perspective is slower. Future is unfolding light photo by light photon Einstein’s mirror, they say.

Are you still with me?

A light cone is the path that a flash of light From a single event Traveling in all directions Takes through spacetime. On a two-dimensional plane, The light from the flash Spreads out in a circle.

These are all the points I ever reach.[22]

All points which are the speed of light away from me at birth.

Speed of light is our limit.[23]

This dark part is everything outside our speed limit Relativity says you must go faster than the speed of light to exit the light cone; To see into the dark. To experience what cannot occur in linear time.[24]

Still now I am a blue bird.[25] Still now buffalo are coming over the hills.[26]

To think in Lakota is for it to be responsibly true for time to cease to be linear[27] For the actions of our past to be unified with the present.

To be eternally responsible for the decisions we make, responsible to ourselves, to our locations, to our communities.

These are decisions.[28] My grandfather constantly tells me to stop thinking.[29] I cannot. I am too indoctrinated.

But I have done the math, and I have designed the models,[30] and I have read the texts, and I have reviewed the articles, and I have come to the most logical conclusion.

This is the shortest distance on the light cone. Most efficient place to exit is NOW.

C. Display

∞ -∞

ehánni, long ago, already

Light cone edge

Linear time

Band separating in winter

Manifest destiny

Bureau of Indian Affairs

Bull Bear to Fort William

Bureau found corrupt

Wovoka Prophecy

Aleta Jo

Indian Relocation Act

Carol Jean[31]

COINTELPRO

Wounded Knee

Fire set

Leonard Peltier in prison

Cynthia Anne

Standing Cloud hears

Suzanne Nicole

blue bird seen[32]

bison appear

Teaching Evidence Display Accusation[33]

D. Accusation

Ah! One of you does not believe!

This conspiracy is an endless one.

They cut off her hands!

You don’t believe me?

I cannot lie.

This is given to me

I am just a conduit.

There is no ending.

Tona akhigle opagipi kin he iyena wochekiya kagapi.

Each time they filled the pipe they make a prayer.

Everything I say is true.[34]

Here I am going to do a magic trick.[35]

The performance of Everything I Say Is True was originally commissioned by the Walter Phillips Gallery in Banff, Alberta March 27th, 2017

Poetic Bibliography

[1]

Hélène Wallaert, “Beads and a Vision: Waking Dreams and Induced Dreams as a Source of Knowledge for Beadwork Making. An Ethnographic Account from Sioux Country.”, Plains Anthropologist.

The calculation of all the stars Kite could have reached so far in her lifetime if she was a flash of light at the moment of birth

[maneaterwithtail]

Oh I agree David exists as a dark foil

Just that is very essential and useful even in contained storytelling.

It's extremely useful especially in an espionage or thriller situation. If we are, true to source,, not have internal treacherous conflict

(Please no not that)

Then David does that for you and more. Especially showing how screwed up they all are. But he is and worse case scenario. Also it's point of no return or capstone on the kids...not being normal

They found a potential ally, had him turn and...well that

The Yeerks are insidious and subversive not fascist or at least not meaningfully or distinctly so

Especially their circumstances more like bloody rebel group become worse. From reasonable need to heinous act of ravaging

Okay so Adaptedmorphs provide, gain, and cultivate a freed controller community should make an appropriate replacement for God and super stealth androids saving them and spying and supplementing them

I agree you need to be able to kill your darlings. But that's why pointing out your cuts need repair and replacements that including in mentions

.

Also hope not turn down scale too much. Sure not *go* to Leera but the shark underwater base seems good idea.

The world leader summit

Same as anti artic base mission

One key aspect is the yeerk are taking over, not invading or out to kill us but already could.. Pool ship or enough bugfighters can do kte or dozens 9/11s across the globe if that the aim

And that is key because it puts another squeeze on the Animorphs

They are utterly outgunned and if push too hard will lose put of spite

I’ve been thinking about how I’d pitch an Animorphs movie adaptation (if I was constrained to retelling the plot of the series with a reasonable degree of fidelity rather than as a standalone adventure)

and while I don’t know what I’d include right now, I know what it is I’d cut. I have an in-progress pitch and series bible for a prestige TV show (preferably animated in the style of Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts but preserving canon-typical violence and body horror) so some of this is drawn from my work but some of it is necessary cuts in the name of narrative simplicity. this is assuming a trilogy, films coming out every two years, with The Andalite Chronicles and The Hork-Bajir Chronicles as standalone films in between the main event. so what I’d get rid of is this:

the Ellimist and Crayak. justification: a trilogy of war movies is equipped in some situations to include cosmic games of chess, but in this case there’s not a way to satisfyingly make that arc pay off while giving time and attention to character development. I’m taking a page from AniTV here and letting Tobias get his morphing power back when he finds Elfangor’s hirac dilest.

David, and the events of the David Trilogy. David just isn’t important to the plot of the series if he isn’t serving the function of “Crayak’s tailor-made missile designed to tear the team apart”; there are other ways to illustrate the kids’ growing ruthlessness and codependency. Rachel’s sudden awareness of her own darkness, without Crayak as an inciting incident, can be explored on a smaller scale.

The Helmacrons and the Nartec. This is a pretty obvious choice since they contribute nothing and add nothing, but it’s important to clarify that anyway

Mertil and Gafinilan. I hate this a LOT, but 1. I’d rather have them excised than badly adapted 2. in a trilogy you’ve got limited space for new characters 3. they have such a small role that including them would require rewriting the plot to justify it, but there’s nothing they can do that our mains can’t also do, which is important - six main characters + Tom and Jake’s family/Rachel’s family/Eva and Peter for a supporting cast is a LOT, even if we’re generous and assume a LotR-style twelve hour runtime.

Every offworld adventure. The focus needs to be on the Yeerk War on Earth, which means no Leera and no Samilin the Rat Bastard Traitor and no retaking the Hork-Bajir homeworld.

The plots of every Megamorphs and of TEC + Visser. There’s just not space, sadly.

The Auxiliary Animorphs. They deserve a lot of screentime before they die, and having them turn up half an hour before their glorious ending just won’t cut it.

Erek and the Chee. It’s back to narrative efficiency here - explaining their deal would take far too much effort and time, and half-assing it in the name of “read the books” won’t work.

so what’s left if we make these cuts? a streamlined, straightforward war story with plenty of room for body horror and comedy, even if it takes place on a much smaller stage with far smaller stakes; I think that’s the best hope anybody has of doing the series justice in under ten films, and I don’t want an Animorphs Cinematic Universe.

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První dojmy 37: Comebuy, Sly Fox, Dhaba Beas, Protože můžu, AdamS BurgerS, Nota Bene Americano, Releaf Social Club a Vinotékafé

(7. 12. 2020) “Sedm statečných” a jeden “crossover”.

Po bistrech, burgerech a barber shopech přišly (e)shopy s CBD. Firma je podle všeho zavedená (někde jsem tuším zahlédl since 1991), ale v dnešní nejisté době není nic dané... 

Vzpomínáte ještě na fenomén bubble tea? Je to jen pár let, co v Brně i jiných velkých městech proběhla módní vlna perlivého čaje, který se zrodil na Tchaj-wanu v 80. letech 20. století. V Brně bylo svého času ne méně než šest velkých a velkorysých “bubbleologií” – kromě hlavních nákupních center se mi vybavuje třeba ta v Obchodní galerii Orlí a na Kounicove – a živě se diskutovalo o velkém potenciálu nápoje a jeho další expanzi v ČR. 

Že praskající ochucený čaj, na který byla v některých lokalitách uvalena drakonická omezení co do podoby konzumace, ještě nevyřkl poslední slovo, si myslí původem berlínský řetězec Comebuy, který před pár dny otevřel svou pobočku v Brně na Masarykove vedle Carmel (odštěpku pizzerie Poe Poe). Jde o jeho třetí, resp. druhou tuzemskou provozovnu, protože jednu v Praze uzavřel a jak oficiální německý web, tak český Instagram nyní uvádí pouze po jedné pobočce v Brně a hlavním městě.

Co zákazníci ušetří vedle v Carmelu na pizze a palačinkách, to mohou vzápětí rozfofrovat na nákladném bubble tea. Učiní tak ale?

Na celém podniku pro mě během kratičké návštěvy byla nejzajímavější podoba výdeje horké vody, na kterou se tu používá de facto kávovar – je to pěkně vidět i na titulní straně německého webu – který má páky bez výpustí a z těchto vytéká pramínek horké vody. Čeština i angličtina českého instagramového profilu je diskutabilní a docela velká komunikační svízel to byla i přímo na místě, kdy ze tří předpokládaně vietnamských mladých lidí za pultem byl pouze klučina schopen dorozumět se celkem slušně česky.

Teapresso přístroj umí jak espresso, tak čaj, více viz např. zde nebo zde. Foto: Comebuy Deutschland

Fakultní bufety a kavárny představují specifickou kategorii a stejně jako v komerčním prostředí i jejich kvalita značně kolísá: od útulných, pestrobarevných a vypolštářkovaných kutlochů s půvabnými studentkami a oduševněle vyhlížejícími intelektuály až po sedmý kruh plastového a linoleového pekla s dámami v bílých pláštích, tvrdostí ve tváři a pobryndanou hromádkou Nescafé 3in1 v košíku u pokladny. 

Jelikož jsem v letech 2010 až 2012 zažil na vrcholu síť provozoven Krmítko na PdF, FSS a FF MU (Poříčí, Joštova a Gorkého) a vedle cappuccin a espress od Michala Stece a Honzy Špalka potkal řadu dalších talentovaných baristek a mohl se ujíst domácího bazalkového pesta z pětilitrových sklenic na okurky a tímto a mozzarellou zapékaných panini, je pro mne takřka každý další podnik tohoto druhu jen bledým odstínem minulé zkušenosti.

Přesto jsem se ze zvědavosti zajel podívat do Sly Fox, nového bistra a kavárny Fakulty elektrotechniky a komunikačních technologií VUT. Nekonečné foyer budovy, ve které se podnik nachází, musí být v době normálního akademického roku plné potenciálních zákazníků z řad studentů, zaměstnanců i personálu desítek společností v přilehlých budovách IT a technologických firem.

V současné době zde bylo pochopitelně prázdno, ale například jejich vyjímečné SuperJogurty (sic!) nevypadaly zle: za 55 Kč ve fakultním bifé by ovšem měly být dobré a zaujalo mě, že dominují i instagramové prezentaci podniku (pět posledních snímků v detailu zachycuje a chválí jogurty a po pauze je pak na fotkách potkáme ještě desetkrát a jsou i v nabídce rozvozu přes e-shop až si člověk říká, jestli nejde o specializovanou jogurterii). 

Plným názvem “SlyFox nejlepší jídlo Bistro a Coffee” nabízí i wrapy, zeleninové saláty a pizzu (30cm a 380 až 480g šunková za 150, zeleninová za 160 a Margherita za 140 Kč je dle mého soudu na fakultní bistro docela dost, ale předpokládám, že počítají s tím, že místní studenti nejsou chudí lidé z humanitních fakult a v okolí je hodně firem). Káva je z ohřívací nádoby a připravena ve french pressu z Kostariky od MotMotu. Popravdě bych vzhledem k předpokládanému potenciálu lokality i cenám kávy očekával espresso mašinu s tím, že nejsem sám, pro koho je french press “nejšpinavější”, nejrustikálnější a na žaludek nejnáročnější z filtrovaných metod.

Dhaba Beas v prostorách bývalé pobočky České spořitelny na Panské (naproti Mitte) je první mimopražskou provozovnou – nepočítáme-li spádové Říčany a Benešov u Prahy – moderního vegetariánského bufetového řetězce, který není nepodobný v Brně dobře etablovanému Rebiu. Údajně tradiční indická, thajská, vietnamská a česká kuchyně v jednotné ceně 23.90 Kč za 100 g a vzhledem k tomu, že kamarád do ní, když je pracovně v Praze, opakovaně rád zavítá, chovám naději, že by to mohlo být o trochu zajímavější a méně překořeněné než Rebio.

Prostory jsou to velké a velkorysé a interiér přitaká minimalismu moderních korporátních či hotelových kantýn/restaurací s důrazem na jednoduchost a snadný úklid a určitě je to přínosnější zařízení než banka, ale kávu bych si tu nedal – stejně jako v Praze půjde o zoufale tuctové mammacoffee, které se tu teprve chystá.

Aktualizace 7. 12. v 17.07: Tak jsem to dnes po třinácté hodině přece jen zkusil. V podniku 8 lidí, kovový tác bohužel skoro studený a docela dost věcí za příplatek, zejména různé druhy indického chleba (+10  a +14), ale chápu, že je to kompenzace za vstřícných 23.90 Kč/100 g. Nejprve jsem se po zaplacení na 2 minutky zapovídal se slečnou na odchodu s krásnýma očima a úsměvem, které jsem prý silně připomínal kolegu a pak na mě u okna do ulice “bafl” známý brněnský restauratér a gurmet s tím, zda si má přečíst dnešní článek už teď anebo až poté, co to doplním o dojmy z jídla na tácu. A jelikož jsem také chvilku čekal o opuštěné pokladny, měl jsem všechny vzorky na tácu skoro vlažné (nedalo mi to a po dojezení se na teplotu zeptal a prý to nahřívají na 80 °C, tak snad to bude chladným tácem a popsanou sadou zdržení, ale třeba Flavours na Jakubském náměstí měli nejen perfektně nahřáté talíře v komínku, ale z jednotlivých gastronádob se kouřilo (piping hot), což tady bohužel nebylo.

Legenda tácu dle popisek na cedulích (spodní řada zleva doprava a pak nahoru a doleva v horní polovině): ochucená rýže (10/20), vegetariánská směs zeleniny v rajčatovo-cibulovo-smetanové omáčce (11/20), mix dal (10/20), domácí bramborová kaše (10/20), sójový guláš (10/20), karamelizovaná cibulka (10/20) a nad ní na pultu neoznačené nudle (10/20); následně v levém horním rohu domácí sekaná (10/20) a pod ní halva (10/20) doplněná o vanilkový krém (9/20). Vše bylo zcela bez chuti a to i u takových alternativních klasik, jakými jsou sójový “guláš” nebo “sekaná”. Kdybych totiž tyto dvě věci několikrát neměl v restaurační i domácí úpravě, myslel bych si, že jsou militantní útoky striktních masožroutů oprávněné. Halva ve verzi Flavours byla na míle jinde než zde a bramborová kaše prostě skandál. Nominálně karamelizovaná cibulka postrádala výraznější karamelizaci a příslušnou texturu i sladkost a určujícím vjemem byla agresivní a jednorozměrná kyselost připomínající právě otevřený balíček tuřanského kysaného zelí. A ta rýže, ta zoufale fádní rýže. Aspoňže škoda nebyla velká. 93 Kč útrata, tj. 389 g čistá váha jídla. 

Mrzelo mě to kvůli kamarádovi a budu zvědavý na jeho názor, protože má srovnání s pražskými pobočkami, ale jak dotyčná usměvavá slečna (”konečně se člověk někde může najíst”), tak pán vyššího středního věku, který děkoval jedné z holek v servisu s tím, že to bylo výborné a že zas přijde až bude v Brně, byli zřejmě spokojeni. Tak třeba budete i Vy, ale já se raději vrátím ke kuchařům Flavours, kteří si v Bohunicích před časem otevřeli restauraci Dr. INDY a all-you-can-eat obědový bufet je tam za 139 Kč.

Protože můžu v místech bývalého Z Baru mělo otevřít 3. prosince, ale o den dřív podnik na svém Instagramu oznámil, že se tak z technických důvodů nestane. Pokud už byl provoz nachystán a připraven ke spuštění, skoro pět dní by mohlo na odstranění problémů s vodou nebo elektřinou stačit a mám takové lehounké podezření, že skutečným důvodem bude možná spíše opomenutí některého z úředních povolení, jako tomu bylo v poslední době u Anody nebo smutného rekordmana Kaple Brno na tř. ktp. Jaroše.

Kolik nadšených zájemců si důkladně prostuduje gastronomický místopis Brna a minulé podniky spjaté s vybranou lokalitou? Pokud se v dané parcele dlouho neudržela káva, víno a španělské jídlo, jaká je naděje, že se na stejném místě udrží prakticky totéž?

Případní nedočkavci si tak zatím nohou pořídit mimo jiné i “spíše pánský”/”spíše pánský balíček s nádechem exotiky” a “spíše dámský” balíček vína či vín sestávající dále z mandlí, pršutu a/nebo vánočního svícnu či éterického oleje. Dámská a o něco dražší verze paketu obsahuje i přívěšek v podobě ručně kovaného srdce kdežto muži, jak už to tak často bývá, vyšli poněkud naprázdno.

Kdo si balíček vyzvedne osobně, dostane jako bonus kávu s sebou a stejně jako v Charisma Bistro, mají i zde kávu Charisma od jednoho ze dvou zavedených českých distributorů Nuova Simonelli/Victoria Arudino. Příběh těchto zrnek začíná historkou o italské babičce a v rovině prezentace se větví do čtyř navzájem ne zcela provázaných webů a dvou subbrandů (Charisma a Black Star), přičemž hypertrofie pojmenování u prvé z uvedených značek (ORIGIN, 9BAR, 9BAR 100% ARABIKA, CLASSIC, CLASSIC 100% ARABIKA bez nějakých podrobnějších údajů) ve mně okamžitě aktivovala výstražné světélko. Black Star zaměřené na výběrovku a alternativy je na tom sice co do informací lépe, ale nedůvěru se v mém případě rozptýlit nepodařilo.

Včera odpoledne jsem do ještě neotevřeného podniku nakoukl, abych si ověřil, zda platí, že si člověk může výše uvedené balíčky vyzvednout na místě – ano, do určité míry záminka, ale na vstupních dveřích opět nebyla sebemenší stopa informace nebo návodu pro vyzvednutí typu volejte na číslo nebo klepejte – a po prvotním úleku mě uvítala ohromně milá blondýnka, která dokonce nabídla prohlédnutí místního (a prvního brněnského?) Victoria Arduino Eagle One, což jsem s poděkováním a úsměvem odmítl a jen se ujistil, že mají vybavení od výše uvedeného distributora. Zdejší personál školil jeden velmi známý brněnský barista, ale jelikož jsem dostal echo o podniku přímo od něj, nemyslím, že by byl rád, kdyby to tady vyplavalo napovrch a tak můžete zkusit hádat s tím, že to dříve či později někdo z praktiků jistě prokecne. :-)

AdamS BurgerS je nově zprovozněná burgrárna na náměstíčku vedle Dělnického domu v Židenicích a její existenci jsem zaznamenal při nakouknutí do sídla distributora Cafe Vergnano. Domácí žemle není striktně domácí, protože je berou odjinud (a není to Pablo Escobar), hranolky jsou kupované a mražené a káva – jakkoli viditelně vypsaná tekutou křídou na skle – je bohužel z kapslí, jak mi sdělila slečna v okénku. Sice na svém Facebooku píšou, že burgery jsou vymazlené a že by nedali zákazníkům nic, co by nebylo dost dobré pro jejich děti, ale já neuhnu ani o píď ze svého subquestu za triple- nebo aspoň double-cooked chips z na místě vykrajovaných brambor a touhy po zlatavé, máslové, křehké a nadýchané domácí bulce.

AdamS BurgerS aneb Podoba názvu mě už ani neudivuje. Asi začínám být v tomto tak trochu okoralý a ani jsem nepátral po příčinách daného spellingu.

Ač jsem se nejprve, soudě dle FB poznámky jistého mediálně známého právníka a publicisty, původně domníval, že Nota Bene Americano otevřelo až počátkem června, v samotném lokále (vedle hospody U Čápa a naproti FF MU) mi řekli, že provoz odstartovali už v březnu a pokud do doby fungování počítali jarní uzávěru, bude pravda nejspíš na jejich straně.

Daná lokalita má bohatou historii a vystřídalo se tu několik různých podniků, přičemž zdaleka nejdelší rezidenci mělo Piccolo Mondo, kam jsem rád chodil v letech 2003 až 2012 na pizzu, víno a z osobních důvodů si pamatuji i jedno ucházející espresso z podzimu 2008.

Nahlédl jsem sem spíše z nostalgie a hlubší zájem nevzbudilo ani F64 s jasně viditelným logem Lavazzy na násypce ani podoba týdenního poledního menu, kde se skví kuřecí steak s broskví, smažený květák, vepřová panenka nebo kuřecí nudličky. Často se tvrdí, že obědová meníčka jsou ústupkem a kompromisem, ale nemuselo by to tak být, kdyby někdo projevil trochu originality a odvahy a to tím spíš, že jsou vedle dvě velké budovy Filosofické fakulty. A stálý lístek? Stejně rigidní jako polední obědy a jen n-tá verze proteinů. A totéž platí pro nápoják.

Brrr... ostravský Mustang je pivo, ze kterého jsem zvládl necelé deci při letní návštěvě Opavy.

Releaf Social Club je novým a napůl veřejným prostorem (klubokavárnou) sdružení soustředícího se na zdravotní benefity a prodej produktů s CBD. Venkovní tabule lákající na kávu mě upoutala a tak jsem se Američana hovořícího česky anglicky vyptal na kávu a prý zde mají Hausbrandt. Když se ve čtvrtek otevřely gastroprovozy, chtěl jsem se podívat cestou do města na bar a jejich vybavení, ale marně jsem hledal kávovar i mlýnek a za bílým pultem, připomínajícím spíš recepci zdravotního zařízení nebo mládežnickou klubovnu, jsem nalezl toliko miniaturní přístrojek na kapsle. Na profesionálním pákovém kávovaru se prý pracuje...

Vinotékafé v Líšni funguje už dlouho a do dnešního vý��tu nových podniků proto úplně nezapadá, ale když jsem jel asi před dvěma lety kolem autobusem, upoutal mě méně běžný a několik druhů nápojů spojující název. Naprostá většina podniků má kávu, čaj i víno v nabídce, ale jen tady, aspoň co je mi známo, to zahrnuli do “vývěsní cedule”. 

Nejsympatičtější je mi na lokálu knihovna u stěny a relativně pohodlné klubové sedačky, ale kávovar s Filicori (soudě dle žlutého loga nad barem) mě nezaujal, protože je to integrované řešení v podobě základního Expobaru a čistota stroje i okolí zavdala důvod k obavám. Čaje jsou Montecelio a lahvové víno ani 12° Hauskrecht mě moc nezaujaly, ale určitě je podnik útulnější než třeba nedaleká Havana nebo U Fidela. Prostě příběh sídliště. Za zimního větru a včetně mazlavých chodníků a bahna přetékajícího vlivem předchozího deště na silnici.

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