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Krocket Is Blasting Off Again! Chapter 4 Episode 11 RECAP
Let’s goooo!!! 🐸
DM: You set an example and showed up those Lagoonatics like it was nothing
YB: we beat their asses!
YB: let’s sneak by, can we roll for stealth?
*Roman rolls and gets 10*
YB: can I sneak by and be stealth??
LMAO
DM: the flies rolled a 19
Roman: my armor class is 18
DM: well you’re gonna take a hit
Roman: I am gonna DIE

DM: the third fly tries to bite your butt
Roman: alright well there’s a lot of flesh there so—
*DM rolls nat 20*
YB: not in the ass!
Roman: NOT IN THE ASS!!!

*fly still attached to Roman’s arm*
YB: I’m gonna throw a dagger and try not to hit you
*YB rolls a 5*
YB: 😬
hahahahaha
*YB rolls 2 fives in a row*
Roman: what is that, a one in 40 chance?
(It’s one in 400 chance*)
DM: not a math gay
*fly tries to punch Roman*
Roman: ??? That was kinda nice? Soft.

*YB & Roman both roll nat 20s twice in a row*
Roman: and the chance of that? One in forty
LMAO
*all start buzzing to the tune of chariots of fire hahahah*
Fly: tell my pupa I loved them!
Roman: oh NOOOOO
Roman not being able to stand killing anything is my favourite thing about him lol

Roman: can we not make the same mistake in the communicave and just try and open the door first
*the door opens easily*
Roman: *trying not to have a breakdown*
YB: *rolls another nat 20*
Roman: Youngblood you’re on a ROLL today
Roman: Timmy! It’s me Roman! And Youngblood remember him? Held you over that well the one time?
YB: lets not talk about that right now
LilyPadton: I’m just glad everyone’s safe
YB: yay more love ok lets go
Roman: and only 3 people died!

YB: I’m gonna attack to defend and throw him off
*throws a knife*
*rolls a 2*
Krocket: *grabs knife out of the air* YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD POWER HERE?! *throws knife back* YOU WILL LET ME MONOLOGUE!!!!
YB: you actually own the lily lot?
Krocket: YES!
YB: how??!
Krocket: YOU CAN’T PROVE I DON’T!
LP: no you don’t
Krocket: SILENCE! DON’T MAKE ME RESORT TO VIOLENCE PAPA!
Roman & YB: papa???

Roman: *realization dawning* *starts giggling*
Roman: what is happening? I feel like I’m in a very weird fanfiction
LMAO
LilyPadton: Krocket calm down
Krocket: peace was never an option Patty Cake!!
Roman: *starts laughing hard*

Krocket: what’s he worth to you? (Timmy)
Roman: everything!
YB: idk you want a dollar?
Krocket: *fires his pistol*
Roman: *immediately jumps in front of it*
YB: *backflips out of the way*
*the pistol is a prank gun with ‘scram’ flag fired out of it*
YB: GIRL
Roman: Krocket you agent of chaos WHAT IS THIS?
Krocket: *blocking the door* No! You’re not leaving with my children and my daddy!!!

YB: *has had it* LOOK BITCH WHAT do you want?? just let us LEAVE! *holding Krocket by the neck*
Roman: look at the bandana man he’s serious
Krocket: *passes out*
Roman: ohhhh
YB: he’s alive
Roman: ok kids, we’re leaving let’s go now right now let’s go
YB: we’re running
Roman: when in doubt, choke em out

Roman: so LilyPadton what was all that about?
YB: why was Krocket calling you papa
LilyPadton: Krocket has an… interest in me?
Roman: ok
LP: it seems a bit strange, they are a power hungry ego maniac and I’m a gardener
Roman: a tale as old as time

*Tenpenny saying he loves the kids but is still mad at them for making a bad choice*
Roman: I’m learning a lot of things
YB: don’t have kids?
Roman: don’t have kids
#one of the more unhinged episodes I love it#RWR#roleslaying with roman#Roman of Reston#Youngblood Ra#RWR recap#krocket is blasting off again#RWR chapter 4#RWR FROGtown baby#RWR episode 11#RWR krocket#RWR LilyPadton#RWR fast Timmy#long post
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EPISODE 11 of the Roleslaying with Roman Podcast is out now: "Krocket's Blasting Off Again!" 💥 Listen along to this unhinged chapter!
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/episode/2mcPkN71H2QncYH9BgLUI5?si=edf801e21251415e
APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/roleslaying-with-roman-a-dnd-adventure/id1707109949?i=1000655665106
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This little deranged a**hole is my son now eheheheh
I love him he’s so ANGY little balled fists and angy eyebrows

#imma stick him in my pocket and unleash him on the karens#thomas sanders#roleslaying with roman#RWR#RWR spoilers#RWR episode 11#krockets blasting off again#RWR krocket#Kermit#Kermit the frog#parody
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NEW VIDEO: “Krocket’s Blasting Off Again!” 🐸 We couldn’t have predicted who was gonna show up in this episode... and what he was gonna do or say... https://youtu.be/QihlDDZCP5k
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Notes on Roleslaying With Roman Episode 11: Krocket’s Blasting Off Again!



Some Ziti to add to the growing pile of pasta-inspired names in this chapter lmao

Also the title of this episode is named after these losers, so that’s hilarious 😂

Lastly, here is the poll and question for this week’s podcast debut!



#roleslaying with Roman#RWR#thomas sanders#sanders sides#roman sanders#ts roman#Roman of Reston#Youngblood Ra#Frogtown#Kermit#krocket#LilyPadton#ziti#RWR Melle Vinne#RWR Henderson#RWR fast Timmy#RWR Tenpenny Samuel#RWR the frog father
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Roleslaying With Roman News, Theories & Extras
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DND Roman (Secret Teaser) (09/02/21)
RWR Premiere Announcement (11/22/21)
RWR Surveys (11/24/21)
First Poster Release (11/25/21)
Filming Ch 2&3 Day 1 Part 1, Two, Three(12/02/21)
Filming Ch 2&3 Day 2 Part 1, Part 2 (12/03/21)
Filming Ch 2&3 Day 3 (12/04/21)
Filming Ch 2&3 Day 7 Part 1 (12/07/21), Part 2 (Wrap S1) (12/08/21)
RWR Pre-Premiere Theories Pt 1
RWR Pre-Premiere Theories Pt 2
Aunt Patty Crime Boss Theory
Ep 2 Premiere Announcement NYE 2021
Ep Release Update (12/28/21)
Ep 2 Death Cab Reference
Livestream Announcement (02/22/22)
All Livestream Theories (Feb 2022)
Ch 2 Announcement & New Banner (03/21/22)
Ch 2 New Poster (03/23/22)
Ep 3 Theories and Details
Drunk Roman Part 1, Part 2 (03/24/22)
Ep 4 Theories and Details
Ep 1 & Burgundy Redd Theories
Cross & The Astral Sea Theory
Pre-Episode 5 Poster Theories
Playlist Announcement (06/08/22)
RWR Playlist Theories Pt 1 (Ch 1 & 2, Ep 1-5)
Ch 3 Teaser (09/09/22)
Ch 3 Release Schedule (09/17/22)
Ep 6 Theories & Details
Ep 7 Theories & Details
Ep 8 Theories & Details
Ep 9 Theories & Details
Ch 4 Prediction (Bread)
Ch 4 Prediction (Lizard Man)
Ch 4 Prediction (LilyPadton)
The ‘Roman Is A Demigod’ Teaser Theory (WIP)
The Goat Teaser Theory (WIP) / Office Meme
Roman of Reston / Captain Morgan
Ep 4 Roman Attempts To Sing
Ep 5 Song Teaser / Thumbnail
Ep 6 Doc Janus’ Potions
RWR / Anna And The Apocalypse Comparison
Ch 3 Poster Bleh the Lizard
Ch 2&3 Characters /Pronouns Reference Guide
Filming Begins Ch 4&5
Filming Ch 4&5 (3/22/23)
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RWR Rewatch Faves Ep 1
RWR Rewatch Faves Ep 2
RWR Rewatch Faves Ep 3
RWR Rewatch Faves Ep 4
Podcast Teaser
Roman Plays Baulders Gate 3 Livestream
Podcast Art and Announcement
Roleslaying Podcast Announcement
Roleslaying Podcast Ep 1 Now On Spotify
RWR Podcast Ep 2 Announcement
Podcast Ep 3 Announcment & Voting Notes
Podcast Ep 4 Announcement & Questions
Noise’s First Appearance Anniversary
Krocket Is My Son Now
Krocket X Lily Padton CANON???
Podcast Ep 7 & 8 Questions
2nd Anniversary RWR
Chapter 4 Character Codex (Frogtown)
Gabe & Krocket (Ch 4 BTS)
Roleslaying Shirt Model
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RWR/CT Equally Stupid Meme
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Episode 10 Frogtown Baby All The Details Recap
Episode 11 Krocket Is Blasting Off Again: All The Details Recap + Podcast Info
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