#kris wu funny

[starburstfloat]

Whoever changed the Wikipedia page for Kris Wu ..... have a blessed week

[st4rguy]

✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most? I'm thinking marcy wu or something but who knows

🍼- what is your favorite memory? You can leave this one out if its too personal actually

🍂- what’s your middle name? Please say you have one. i love middle names

💘- 3 ways to win your heart? Its priide month I gotta make every queer like me

🍩- current mood?

🦄- how do you perceive yourself?

🦋- how do you think others perceive you?

🍓- one secret about yourself

✨ - ok marcy is definitely up there but kris prbly more? i dunno the feelings of stuff being out of ur control, and simultaneous humanity and inhumanity got to me :P also i had that exact haircut at one point.

🍼 - my memory is bad so maybe not of all time, but a favourite memory of mine is that i went to this nearby botanical garden a while ago and it was sunny and gorgeous and i was inspired so that's a favorite!

🍂 - I do, in fact, have a middle name! It's evy, like the pokemon! It's after a family member (shortened) plus i think it's funny that if said with my whole name with like the initial it sounds like spikey :3

💘 - ummm gifts or making stuff for me is nice bc i really like making stuff for others, andd i like being able to blather to people, that's all i can really think of

🍩 - i am chilling but alsoooo i should do my schoolwork so that's looming

🦄 - i'm a creature of habit and love fiction. i like writing lists, and making art! that's about it.

🦋 - it depends! i think on tumblr people think i'm cooler than i am, and generally people think i'm a lot calmer than i am? more passive? i dunno.

🍓 - i actually don't know what to put here lol. I don't have many secrets soooorryy :P

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

MASTERLIST (Part 1):

Mercari page/store link

Bias list

Fanfic Masterlist

Random text posts-

OT5 DBSK

SHINHWA

MTL BTS

Cross Gene (Shin & Takuya)

SF9

Monty Python

Cannery

Cannery 2

Vampire Jaejoong

Jaejoong

Kris Wu

Yoochun

Random stupid joke

In a British accent

Roger Callaway

Rocker Jaejoong

I'm innocent

Scooby Doo reblog

SHINee question

Foot

Fast Food

Starship

Dexter's Lab

Time Slip Dr. Jin

List of Dramas I've seen

Pity party

Driving

Drinking Alone drama question

Haha Funny

Wonho

Baron

Augustus Gloop

Dirty Teapot

Dirty Willy Wonka

Kevin Woo

Shatner

Monsta X as things...

Cowboy DBSK

2PM random post

Random bathtub post

Wonho and Hwasa

Why I don't make appointments

Biases I forgot about

Jamie & Jae

Rowoon

MK & Ayno

Mini DBSK

TOPPDOGG vs JBJ95

BOYFRIEND Youngmin

Daniel Henney

Dreamcatcher

Brain thoughts

Bad baseball joke

SHINee military post

Wonho 2

Jo Kwon

2Z

Hwaho

NCT Johnny reblog

Silly brother

Silly sister

How to scare people in the restroom

Hate when this happens

I had a dream with MinMin (Minsu)

Old tv show

Dancer jacket

BAM!

Quoting the Partridge Family tv show

Quoting the Partridge Family tv show again

Word World

Random Changkyun

FINALLY FOUND THE NCT POST!!

NCT farting

Found the other NCT post

Multitasking

Drawings-

Anime Man

Anime girl

Bird

Plant

Anime boy

[blessyouhawkeye]

sm should have done a canadian subunit in like early 2014 with wendy mark henry and kris wu. it would have been disastrous and mark was still fully a trainee but how funny would it have been

[trolagygirl2022]

and it’s also funny how people are defending those boys’ pasts and treating them as if they’re angels by trying to debunk them when we know absolutely nothing about them like they haven’t even debuted yet… why can’t we just keep it in the back of our minds like normal people rather than immediately debunking scandals when we don’t know if it’s false or not especially if there are pictures 😭 reminds me of the Lucas and Kris Wu situations when everyone was defending them EVEN when there were photos and leaked texts until they personally released apologies to the victims and surprisingly even to this day there are still some ppl that believe everything was false lol

Literally we do not know these MEN. They are not babies but grown MEN that know the consequences of their actions, the infantilization of east asian men never fails to piss me off

[monicaexol]

Me: *drops phone*

My mum:

[heefused]

30 day kpop meme dump challenge day 16: EXO memes

[thatone-highlighter]

I may not believe in a God but I sure am trying my best to make them regret giving me the ability to create

[yifan]

Kris Wu & Huang Zitao | Chuang 2020

[hotseok]

kpop stans will take a serious issue and make it about kpop & it's actually sickening. what's so funny

[middle-eastern-queen]

Today, Exo Scandal-Line was like:

[kawaragi]

Okay wait you like exo right (I think) did you hear about what happened with kris like I just heard

i like exo yes theyre my ults and unfortunately i used to support kris and i hope he rots in jail

[sscarletvenus]

I'm going to SM basement for laughing at this

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

Manga Kris

[liashideout]

Hehe morning meimei!! It's been a while so I'm dropping some love in your inbox today hope you're doing well 😘

hii rei jie,, how are you doing ??

i woke up suuper sleepy this morning 😖,, hope your day is treating you well and thank you for sending this in 💗 mwah mwah <33

[elchicodenim]

chai | fanart | part.1