#kretty

[krettykretin]

Kretty: the ship so good it can only get notes by having OP and their weird friend who draws porn of the characters spam its content with comments <3

[the-fucking-cannibal]

Honorable redraw of this gay ass moment from the show 👏🏻🌈💕

[randomnessunlimitedblog]

What do you think of Kaetty/Kretty?

It’s gross and disgusting and weird.

First off, there’s the fact that Pretty bullies Kaeloo. And this isn’t friendly teasing like what happens between the main four - you could argue that Kaeloo’s treatment of Stumpy is also bullying but (at least until season 3) Kaeloo seems unaware of how badly she’s affecting Stumpy and seems to perceive it as mere friendly joking around, and is shocked to find out that he thinks of it otherwise. No, Pretty viciously bullies Kaeloo in every way. She publicly humiliates her on TV. She fat shames her. She constantly tries to tear down Kaeloo’s self esteem. Why would you ship them?

Then there’s the other main problem, which is Mr. Cat. Mr. Cat is an abuse victim who had the courage to run away and build a life for himself and now he’s finally happy with Kaeloo. The main four are his only support system and Kaeloo is evidently the person he’s closest to in his life, as well as his love interest. Do you really want to be shipping his love interest with someone who sexually assaulted him on multiple occasions and stalked and harassed him repeatedly? Bffr.

[doubleduckavenger]

What do you think of Kaetty/Kretty?

To put it politely, I'd say it's a minority opinion for a good reason.

To put it more bluntly, I'd say that if I was fasting I'd just think of Kretty so I could lose my appetite.

[fsanalikesart]

Ew wtf why is there so much Kretty garbage in the Kaeloo tags I’m going to be physically ill where did the normal people in this fandom go

[dimotu]

Okay then LOL I wonder if Kaeloo would pr0n de Mrchat I wonder if kaeloo would do Thing like leaker of IP address because there she would have done it and what kills me the most is literally that you say that season 1 is not hot so Too bad the Series does just exist Not frankly Jay is frankly a Person that I will have fun exposing in My Future Video For the shit that this person because literally harassment leak of serious IP and you will tell me that we are at fault of your shit and here it is for these things We already hate you weird when Dolly did this drama queen you got in his camp without telling you fault that I meddle in their business then on your server LOL being banned for having done Nothing frankly you say we’re stupid but then you but you’re the worst of the race for doing shit and making a well-hidden video so that we can see nothing remove the comments because lol he’s telling the truth and in addition thanks to kaeloo Fanclub tumb for warning mitsuri why you would have DM and your conv Be stop since December to go weird talk it weird that people close to random as long time friends and it’s weird as soon as we talk about your NSFW stuff on AO3 and Fanart Chelou a bah la you say shit he saw it

Jay: Well Well I won’t bother you more than that as Random turned your brain there Con of your Death la What do you mean what by

Jay:et Oui bah brief bye

Unfriends someone

Mash really must be a drop to not assume this shit and put people in a drama to also tell him this version of the Facts can’t wait to interview all this beautiful World for my Video

this person has caused literally harassment leak from serious IP and you're going to tell me that there are people who believe that this 28 chick who's soon to be in her thirties is complaining about Child in fandom and Other because it's not that vision even Kaeloo weirdly has that same build

Yes I Have see some photo of Jay LOL

But I Won’t Post It anywhere I will Make a Document for all Shitting The Person did Oh Yeah I Forgot here are the other

@electropath @grandiosetirade

Dimotu OUT

[omar-writes-stuff]

The Dr.Raspberry puzzle 🧩

Hello, it’s ya boy Omar, and as some of you may know I’ve been recently pulled back into the fandom by some of my moots from Twitt due to an insane, wild and incredible lore involving a writer I used to be obsessed with a few years back.

The following message is an ask I’ve sent RandomnessUnlimited, who i apologize since I do not know them personally but is supposedly the only person everyone mentioned to me from the doc that knows more about any of us regarding Dr.raspberry (?).

*** hi. Omar again 🌿 I was wondering, are you going to go into extreme detail and explain every single evidence of the Doc about Dr.Raspberry in your defense doc? Because now I'm getting really REALLY invested.

Ok so Dr.Raspberry joined on A03 in 2020 and immediately got to write Kaeloo bdsm porn at the age of 11. Then also made a Tumblr at the age of 11 in 2020 (even tho its against tumblr rules and verification methods) and the acc. stayed inactive for four years. Then after the drama started their first posts immediately started being all centered towards reblogging your copy pasted theories and announcements. Then they claimed that they knew the original creator of the Kaeloo server even tho you just said they were never in Stm and the creator themselves said they don't remember any 11 year olds (so someone must've told them, and who else knew of the OG creator aside from you?). Then they started defending you in every single post saying that they knew you and that they had "great experiences" with you and that you're a trustworthy and kind person. Then they made a huge announcement named "Attention Kaeloo fans" going into extreme and articulated detail about the "kretty fans" and to not engage with them even tho they were not even in the server but some friends simply kept them updated with everything (for absolutely no reason I guess? Plus why involve this poor random underage fan in private discord drama? Who was even texting this person and why???). Then their post blew up and got reblogged by you and all your friends (therefore you all agreed with this supposed 15 years old that popped out of nowhere and wasn't even involved in the server?). Then the doc came out and BAM, they're gone forever again (strange, I know). And now you're saying that you think it was a fake profile all along and that you don't know them??? After all the positive things they said about you and all the supposed "friends who kept them updated with the drama"? Now you think Dr.Raspberry is one of Jay's friends?? Just ask your sever members which one of them was it that kept Raspberry updated and involved them in the first place! Unless it was you that is…

Now here are the only two plausible options:

Raspberry was a poor elementary child deeply traumatized by pornography and that wandered through the fandom by themselves for years minding their own business until one day one of you guys from Stm approached them (fucking weird) and involved them into this crazy drama for apparently NO reason and told them every. single. detail. bout the story and always kept them updated and even exploited them by having them defend you all the time and write a huge warning paragraph about looking out for Kaetty fans and having to use IPs while it should've been YOUR responsibility as the ADULT and SERVER owner to take care of it (and possibly prevent this 15 years old to be dragged in this hell by god knows who for absolutely no reason, again, they were not part of Stm so why the hell were they even fighting so hard to protect the members and most of all, YOU). Way to go to exploit a child I guess

Raspberry was just a fake account made by a random adult who wanted to write Kaeloo porn. But then if that were the case then it would imply that they were friends with you and other members of the server who kept them updated with EVERYTHING all the time and even collaborated together to warn fans about the kretty chaos and hoe to change IPs. And you never denied any of their comments defending you or involving you. Result: you were actively friends with an adult who wrote extreme fetish Kaeloo porn for years. Or maybe it was just you all along, we don’t know.

The questions remain: who approached this person first? And why? Who kept them updated with every single detail of the drama that happened and WHY? If they were really a child not involved in the server, why put such massive responsability on their shoulders to warn fans and telling them to use fake IPs if the drama never even involved them to begin with and they didn't know all the members? Why didn't YOU do it since it was your responsibility as the owner and as an adult? And if you truly suspected it was an adult hiding behind a fake account since the beginning then why did you never publicly call them out for their porn? Why did you keep them around for so long and have them be friends with your server members (also minors)???

Can't wait to see the end result! I'm sure it's gonna be amazing, I've never been so invested in something so much before, it's very interesting ^^***

But of course, my question was deleted and left unanswered by Unlimited and i got called a “troll” for simply asking (wtf brother lol). My point is NOT to send hate or discrimination. I do NOT care about porn artists or writers, I do not care about who likes it or not, and I certainly don’t care about this fandom ever since the pandemic ended. All my autistic ass cares about is getting to the bottom of Dr.Raspberry’s identity, a cool writer that I really liked back in the day.

Now I’m sure if Unlimited is innocent and has nothing to hide they’ll have absolutely no problem in addressing all of this and answer all my questions in their “defense pages” (?). 🌿 However the answer to this dilemma is actually quite simple and easy to resolve: whoever originally approached Dr.Raspberry (supposedly a child) in the first place and decided to pull them into this drama (again, for absolutely no reason) should simply come forward and share screenshots proof of their chats or at least how they first met). If it’s true that Dr.Raspberry has been updated on every single specific and accurate detail about the server and the drama, about the original server creator (who’s name I don’t fucking remember, sorry) and even Unlimited’s personality and behavior by “some friends” (to the point of defending them in every single argument) then there should be absolutely no problem in finding those chats and sending even just one screenshot as proof.

This isn’t a good position for Unlimited, and anyone who has at least 5% of brain could easily tell that it just sounds like it was them all along, but again, it shouldn’t be right for me to point fingers unless I have even more solid proof, right?

So STM members: whoever of you has been in contact with Dr.Raspberry personally or has been updating them with the entire drama lore for the past month or has made them write warning posts and telling them about IPs (mind you, this is a 15 years old we’re talking about), please come forward and share proof of even one of your chats or how you originally met, to prove Unlimited’s innocence and and to prove that (supposedly) they are NOT the same person. Thank you all 🌿

PS. Shoutout to Dolls from Twitter and all the homies who managed to find me the lost bdsm fic on an Ao3 lost archive site. I have the pdf folder and in case anyone needs proof of the adult-like writing and I can easily link it in bio or share here (hiding it from the tag ofc).

⚠️ I do not believe in bullying, harassing, threatening and discriminating. Anyone who dares insult Unlimited or my friends from Twitter or the creators of the doc will be blocked instantly. I’m just a dude asking questions out of curiosity, if you believe my well-justified interest counts as a form of “trolling” or “harassment” then you’re definitely hiding something or are part of the problem. I do not hate against nsfw writers or artists, I do not reinforce the idea of shaming strangers online or judging others for their actions or beliefs. I just ask for somebody to shed light on this dilemma and help me find the real identity of a writer I used to look up to. Be free and have fun, Mashallah, goodbye ⚠️

[hurricaneouragan]

It's fucking hilarious when the Kretty Kretins post images or GIFs of that one scene where Pretty jokingly flirts with Kaeloo as part of her role in a game as "proof" of their ship being real

Like, I know none of them actually like the ship and they're just pretending to in order to mess with the fandom

But like

Kaeloo tried to marry Quack-Quack in a game in the princess episode where he was a prince and she was a princess... damn, I guess Kaeloo's attracted to her adopted son /s

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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[kaettytropmignon]

So Kaetty, what are your favorite things about shipping Kretty/Kaetty?

my name is ink but i was also known as flake back on deviantart, so please feel free to use either those for me! however i understand if that might be too personal. if you feel more comfortable with a url-based moniker then may i suggest ktm. you gotta love an acronym.

i find the ship sweet and compelling, as well as a source of inspiration - most things in the show are, but it's a fresh combination, a new avenue to explore. i sure do enjoy drawing kaeloo and pretty together, and have done for years!

while kaeloo and mr cat are (despite many differences) ultimately simpatico and firmly bonded for the positive, kaeloo and pretty are like magnetic poles with an ever-changing attraction and repulsion to one another. kaeloo and mr cat used to have this but as mr cat has "mellowed" and grown secure in himself and his feelings there's been less push-and-pull. which is not a bad thing! i'm very pleased for him and his growth, and the subsequent development of his relationship with kaeloo. but there is something of an empty space to fill what once was, and pretty suits that nicely (which is not to say she exists only to fill an empty space, i hope you understand)

pardon me for making all these comparisons between pairings, but it's kind of impossible.

another great thing about shipping kaeloo and pretty is that there's no bad content of it! everyone involved clearly enjoys the ship and investing time and effort into it. and i'm 50% of that everyone, so that's gratifying. heheh.

now, i do worry i'm giving the wrong impression with my url. i love this ship very much but let me be clear, kaelat is the endgame otp; i know this and love it and wouldn't change it for the world. kaeloo just has a side chick. her bunny bestie who she can kiss if she wants. nice! good for her!

[krettykretin]

Look everyone! Kaeloo is asking Pretty if she has a crush on anyone! Never mind the fact that being gossipy is established as a trait of Kaeloo's personality this season, and Kaeloo herself specifies that it's purely for gossip purposes in the very next scene! Or the fact that Pretty clearly says that the answer is no!

This is what a Kretty kretin sounds like when they use out of context screenshots to justify their crappy "ship".

[the-fucking-cannibal]

Average slumber party with Kaeloo and Pretty ✨

[randomnessunlimitedblog]

Thank you so much for speaking up against Kretty. It makes me feel like I’m in the minority whenever I see Kretty krap being reblogged and liked.

Anon your opinion is far from a minority. It’s in fact the majority opinion of the fandom. Not just on Tumblr but on other sites too. Only 2 or 3 people ship Kretty (because, as you’ve probably noticed, it’s fucking weird) and at least one of those people has publicly admitted to lying about shipping it just to troll fans.

If you’re not already in the fandom I invite you to come hang out with us! I promise you there’s plenty of regular, non-Kretty-shipping people.

[doubleduckavenger]

Do. Do they actually. Do they actually think people are stupid enough to think that this is a real ask and not something they sent themself?

[fsanalikesart]

The worst part about shipping Kaeloo and Mr. Cat with Pretty is that it really cheapens their relationship

It’s bad enough that it’s stupid and OOC, but also! Who in their right mind thinks that shipping Kaeloo with Mr. Cat’s abuser is a good idea?

[dimotu]

Hum yeah Really Really Weird and Yeah I can make another post About Jay because what the fuck Like seriously they are children and Bruh I see that Kaeloo is Litteraly you but Yeah That Totally something Jay Is really weird so Do Not interact with this Stupid person and Making porn of Kaeloo in a video game lol Kaeloo is Litteraly jay(Ah Yes and why and well I still have that confirm given that this person believes like kaeloo has trauma stuff and mental illness that kaeloo does not have XD and trying to change the subject about stuff can make sex (it's completely frapading) really need to make a video on it

Oh yeah I can litteraly see jay post lol getting me blocked Will not make me stop