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[magnificentwolfface]

KINN HAVING HIS OWN SCALE OF DRUNKENESS A LA AMY?? he isn't probably that big of an alcoholic in this au compared to canon, which would make him adorable tbh. like, four shots in and he is on porsche's lap and grinding on his dick and making him motorboat his tits in the middle of a casual bar. porsche WILL take him to the back of the bar. eventually. once he comes to terms with his feelings for mr. dorkpanyakul, shut up pete

(BOTTOM KINN FTW?? i sadly don't do bottom!kim but bottom!kinn is IMMACULATE, and i have to say i like the canon kinnporsche dynamics but i definitely prefer bottom/omega!kinn content more, it's def my jam)

vegas wants to see what a six drink kinn is, only to end up finding six drink kinn is a melancholic lil baby and vegas is weak for kinn's puppy dog eyes, okay? goddamnit

eight drink kinn is a bad equestrian, and nine drink kinn speaks perfect italian before throwing up, ofc

kinn and tawan date while porsche finds himself a similar vibe baddie except he yearns for that dork who gets excited about math and new binders and shushes people like a librarian ('like a sexy librarian?' '(aroused) like a regular librarian')

porsche freaking out about tawan having a bigger dong and that's why kinn dated him for so long (kinn has to reassure that porsche is the biggest he ever had, to his chagrin bc saying it in public is embarrassing also he is now horny). kinn getting proposed to repeatedly by tawan, including at his own wedding to porsche

kinn doesn't give a shit about bikes and ong-bak films (replacing die hard here) but he will listen and learn bc he loves porsche <3

ooh, maybe gun, vegas and macau come to the family meeting, along with kim and tankhun, and they find out gun was into porsche's mom when they were at uni together but she definitely hates him, tankhun has to stop kim from stabbing macau with a fork bc he won't stop hitting on chay (to annoy kim more than anything but hey, chay is cute!), and vegas helps porsche and kinn find the right alcohol to serve so shit is less awkward while snooping around for blackmail material (affectionate) <3

if we get mpreg involved, maybe kinn is the one who is apprehensive about children ala jake instead of porsche bc he is starting to really come to term with korn's bad parenting and he is terrified of being a bad mommy papa for his and porsche's babies now

also the episode with jake and amy trying for a baby was funny and i can see porsche grumbling about kinn wanting to go straight to babymaking and saying he isn't like a faucet you can turn on or off, and kinn just shows his tits and oh, the faucet is on!

Oh my god, drunkenness scale Kinn is now my entire existence! 😂 Four-shot Kinn turning into a clingy lap-dancer and Porsche trying to stay composed (but failing because he’s, well, Porsche) is absolute GOLD. And Vegas thinking he’s clever by testing six-shot Kinn, only to end up soft over his puppy-dog eyes?? Chef's kiss. Honestly, melancholic six-shot Kinn needs to happen, Vegas secretly doting included. 😭

Eight-drink Kinn being a bad equestrian?? Nine-drink Kinn throwing out fluent Italian before immediately losing it?? ICONIC. This is a Kinn I’d pay real money to see!

And let me just say—bottom!Kinn supremacy is life. Omega!Kinn? YES. The contrast between his canon suave and confident exterior and how soft and sweet he’d be as a bottom or omega is everything. Porsche finding himself in an absolute spiral about Tawan’s dong is peak comedy. Kinn having to awkwardly reassure him is hilarious but also so endearing. Like, sir, we get it—Porsche is all you’ve ever wanted and more.

Porsche's sexy librarian line had me on the floor. ("Like a regular librarian?" 😂) That one really paints the perfect KinnPorsche dynamic in this AU—Porsche being chaotic yet hopelessly into Kinn's dorky ass, and Kinn being embarrassed but still horny for his husband. Love that journey for them.

Gun being into Porsche's mom at uni?? HA! That’s such a messy, delightful twist, and Tankhun having to keep Kim from fork-stabbing Macau for being Macau is just perfect sibling chaos. Vegas snooping for blackmail material while actually being weirdly helpful is so on-brand too.

Mpreg Kinn being terrified of turning into Korn?? YES, PLEASE. It’s so compelling to see Kinn wrestling with his fears about parenthood, even as Porsche is hilariously grumbling about not being some baby machine. But of course, Kinn being Kinn, knows exactly how to "turn on the faucet" (and damn does Porsche love it). The Jake-and-Amy baby episode vibe fits SO WELL here.

You’ve literally handed me an entire new world to obsess over, and I am so grateful. Thank you for this absolute masterpiece of new ideas! 🥰💖