#kosher cosplay

[koshercosplay]

got invited to an over the garden wall party

[fromgoy2joy]

People in the process of conversion to Judaism have a rough time with labels.

You’re not a goy. Maybe, you could say, in the strictest definition you are- as in not initiated in bet the Beit Din or immersed in the mikveh. But not in the social sense of being on the outside of the community, seperated from all Jewish practices until the official moment of “you’re a Jew now!” No one’s going to knock challah away from your hands because you’re cosplaying.

No. You show up to shabbats. You’re at the minyans. You’re in the community and say the brachats. You keep kosher. And maybe you’re discriminated against for being apart of this world.

You’re basically a resident, working on all the citizenship paperwork. There’s a lot to do and you feel constantly behind. But sooner or later, you find yourself living a completely Jewish life. Without the official check mark.

And when people in the community try to explain your presence, they wave their hands and nearly glitch. “Uhhhhh she’s Jewish- not Jewish, no! But working on it!”

I wouldn’t take this away for the world. It’s a long good road at the start of a lifelong journey.

But for my Jews to be? I see you in our awkward phase. Let’s take our time- we’re getting there.

[likeahyacinth]

I have thoughts. in the tags

I am begging people to check like, at least wikipedia

and even if that (fake) origin was real, the fact that it has been used for centuries to mean the opposite superceded the supposed original intent. that’s hiw language works.

[jewsinfandoms]

hey

So like Esther, I've been hiding my people and my homeland on tumblr dot com, because *points vaguely at the whole world*

I'm Israeli, so I've never had to contextualize my Judaism or represent it—which is to say, I don't actually know how to incorporate Judaism into my fanworks?

Can you give some examples of what that would look like? The only examples I know of are actually offensive in the other direction (Jewish!Peter Parker who speaks like Mel Brooks' rabbi character in Men in Tights).

Can the Judaism just be in the background? Like, the plot happens in a synagogue instead of a church? Or does it have to have a real role in the story? Does one of the characters have to be Jewish? Can it be just thematically Jewish, like a midrash-inspired story that's applicable to 911 characters?

I'd appreciate any direction or ideas you can offer!

(and also I salute you for being a publicly Jewish blog. That's... unfortunately brave these days)

Hello dear anon, and apologies for taking so long to answer! It is a great question that requires some thinking, we hope the explanation will help.

First, a hug from far away. Mods are from all over the world, including Israel, and we know how you feel. That's why we started this – to give Jews a safe space, where they could be proud in their identity and not hide it.

And now, for your question! In a true Jewish way, the answer will be – it's up to you. Do you want to make all your blorbos Jewish? Maybe only one of the main characters? Or just one supporting character will mention they went on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem when they were younger?

It can be a Jewish Spiderman who goes to synagogue for a Shabbat prayer and notices a criminal activity, and needs to decide if to break the sacred day. Maybe Batman fell in love with a Jewish man, and Alfred needs to learn how to make Kosher food? Perhaps you want to explore the ways Judaism influenced the writing of Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri?

All forms of creation are welcomed - you can cosplay as a biblically accurate angel, draw a character with a Kippah, or podcast (after getting permission from the writer) your favorite fanfic.

Good luck, and may we all have a safe time!

[thevioletscout]

Did you know!

Betty Boop was based on an African American jazz singer named Esther Jones, pictured below!

Despite this, Betty Boop has been consistently portrayed as white, and Esther Jones' likeness was used without her permission. 

And if you've actually read this far and not just nodded and scrolled on, congratulations! I was lying to you, that entire thing was bunk.

Esther Jones, better known as Baby Esther or Lil Esther, was only a child when Betty Boop made her debut, her exact age is a mystery due to a lack of records. That image I showed you before? That's of a model named Olya P. for the magazine Retro Atelier in 2008. Also Olya’s not even black, she’s white and either Russian or Ukrainian.

Betty Boop was indeed visually based off a jazz singer and actress, but it was Helen Kane, a white woman. Clara Bow, another white singer, is also sometimes cited as an inspiration, but with less evidence. 

It was Helen Kane who found out her likeness was used without permission and filed a lawsuit against Max Fleischer and Fleischer Studios for it. While he would later wholeheartedly admit it, he denied the likeness as part of his testimonies. In the process, he argued that Kane had taken most of her songs and style from Baby Esther. However, according to Wikipedia it’s possible a lot of the evidence for that was fabricated in an attempt to discredit Kane.

So to be more precise, Betty Boop was based off a white woman who might have based her image off a little black girl.

Also, the topic of Betty Boop's intended race gets a little silly regardless given that she was first conceptualized as an anthropomorphic poodle. While it's not exactly unheard of for the 1930s, I don't think they were really focusing on coding her as a specific race at that moment.

The cartoon Minnie the Moocher (remember this) would even depict Betty Boop as coming from a German immigrant family. Many speculated she was even Jewish due to this as well as the Fleischer brothers and her voice actress Mae Questel both being Jewish, but Benjamin Ivry of Forward pointed out that her family's meals were not Kosher so this was unlikely. 

Now you might be thinking; okay but what's the harm in portraying Betty Boop as black? Can’t black people reclaim this one character for themselves? And honestly, I kinda agree. Personally I think Betty Boop is one of those characters that can be ANY race, not just white or black, given her ambiguous and stylized features. I love seeing black women cosplaying Betty Boop or her being portrayed as black in art.

However, the reason I bring this up is because I personally think false or misleading information does not make for good representation. Especially when it leads to situations where artists have to explain themselves for giving Betty Boop light skin when the reason cited otherwise is blatant misinformation. Though thankfully the one interaction I have had about it before posting this was very polite.

Not to mention, this kind of thing maybe not necessarily buries but distracts from the very real contributions and accomplishments of black people in Betty Boop's history.

Let's talk Cab Calloway, for example.

Cab Calloway was a singer and bandleader acclaimed for mixing jazz with vaudeville. He was the first African American to sell one million copies of a single record, and collaborated with Fleicher Studios for three animations, Minnie the Moocher, Snow White, and The Old Man of the Mountain. In these, he would perform a song, the first and last even being directly named after his music, and he was even directly rotoscoped while dancing. 

I can't find any sources for who approached who for these collaborations, but I feel its needless to say there's an inherent respect for Calloway and his work in these cartoons. For a black man in the 1930s. And they didn’t even hide it, Minnie the Moocher and The Old Man of the Mountain features live footage of Cab Calloway and his very visibly black band.

These cartoons bleed passion from both the singer and the animators. And if you’ll excuse the sidenote, I watched those cartoons as part of my research and even today his music is still absolutely enchanting. 

And Calloway was not immune to racism just because of his success either. He and a friend, Felix H. Payne Jr. were even victims of police brutality by officer William E. Todd in 1945 when they were attempting to visit Lionel Hamptom at the whites-only Pla-Mor Ballroom.

His work matters. Betty Boop was only one small part of his career, the man did a lot in his time, but he brought something truly amazing to the table.

There are real people whose accomplishments deserve to be recognized, but I feel they often get pushed aside in the efforts to make up representation that was never actually there under the false belief that there was none in the first place.

Hell, this entire thing is a discredit to the real life of Esther Jones herself!

She was a literal child who’s date of birth and especially death are unknown. She gained fame in her hometown Chicago which led to her becoming an international celebrity, touring Europe as an honored representation of African Americans alongside Josephine Hall. Then she basically retired as a teenager and disappeared from the public eye.

And what is her memory nowadays? As a sexy flapper that supposedly inspired Betty Boop’s creation.

Even knowing this was false, I had to fight back so much misinformation while making this. This photo right here? I was led to believe this was a photo of an adult Esther Jones, but it’s not! We don’t have photos of her as an adult! This is a completely different, unidentified, woman photographed by James Van Der Zee!

And quite frankly, as a white woman I feel like a jerk having to be the one to tell black people that actually no Betty Boop was based on Helen Kane, not Esther Jones.

So in conclusion, STOP MAKING SHIT UP.

[Sources:

Betty Boop - Wikipedia

Cab Calloway - Wikipedia

Baby Esther - Wikipedia

Модель Оля | BETTY BOOP Wiki | Fandom

Dizzy Dishes (1930)

Minnie the Moocher (1932)

Snow White (1933)

The Old Man of the Mountain (1933)]

[gerardwolfesfwart]

Happy hanukkah / חג חנוכה שמח

This piece features my OC named Rebecca celebrating hanukkah by lighting a hanukkiah, shes a character in a crimefiction comic im writing atm :) hope people like her as much as i do

Alternate blurred background version under the cut :)

The earrings are pretty much a copy of the ones at the bottom of this post https://www.tumblr.com/koshercosplay/736101473248739328/its-time-for-my-yearly-chanukah-merchandise

[my-jewish-life]

So i'm at Närcon now (a anime/cosplay convent) and I promised myself to try and keep as much kosher as i can.

And it's not until you try to keep kosher that you realise how much goyim mix meat and dairy😅😂

[diabetesinsider]

Hummus - no longer ho hum

Sometimes my fave hummus just feels ho hum, needs a pick me up so I reach for mix ins like sunflower seeds or seasonings to spice things up. Try this combination - see what you think...

1 - 10 oz. container basic hummus

1/2 t. smokey Spanish paprika

1/4 t. ground cumin

dash kosher salt

dash coarse ground black pepper

1/3 c. minced celery

Mix well, spread on toast or use romaine spears as dippers. Makes a great breakfast or a crazy quick pick up meal.

When I'm not quickly putting together a healthy meal for my family, I'm sewing cotton pocket aprons for my online shop - www.etsy.com/shop/topdrawerthreads .

Or, I'm putting the finishing touches on hand knit hats and scarves worked by me from upcycled recycled yarns for my other online shop - www.etsy.com/shop/topdraweryarns .

My daughter's have an online shop - www.etsy.com/shop/yesdesigns - where they design and sew cotton pocket knickers very suitable for leisure or cosplay or whatever you get up to.

My older daughter has an online shop - www.etsy.com/shop/wildwovenwomen - where she knits upcycled recycled yarns into cozy thick afghans and throws - just the thing to curl up into on a cold winter's eve.

[shojo]

I said something out loud to my mother the other day and I want/need it to be my anthem for this year so I'm putting it out into the world and manifesting and all that jazz:

"I focused on my career. I did it, I did the thing. I'm a tour guide, that's what I wanted, that's what I got. I did the girl-boss and I-don't-need-no-man-I'm-a-career-girl thing. Maybe now, this year, I can finally focus on something other than my career. Maybe this year I can focus on actually finding a good man."

I also have no idea where/how to truly start and I'm a very awkward turtle when it comes to dating because I've really only had one boyfriend in my life. A few others flitted by but either I wasn't ready/okay or they moved on.

And being around so many queer folk I sometimes ask myself if it's a man I really want and, well, yeah. I'm a boring cis girl who is super feminine and would very much like to be with someone masculine/male presenting. They need to be as close in age as possible because, unfortunately, I'm that millennial with a passion for nostalgia that won't quit. They also need to.. how do I describe it, um, not be a country boy? You know those boys that post pics on their dating profiles dressed in camo with a fish this big? And the next picture is them standing in front of a biiiig rock? Yeah, pass.

Give me the guy that brings his guitar to every party because he's the guy that plays guitar. Give me the guy who's into cooking and who's a bit of a foodie and uses kosher salt specifically because obviously it's better than regular table salt. Give me the guy who's not afraid to show his emotions and has his soft moments and knows that I'll be there when he's soft because for damn sure he'll be there for me. Give me the guy who's into role playing of all sorts, who will play pretend, who will cosplay, who will stay up all night talking about how we're gonna set up this sick ass photo shoot because he knows a guy with a good lighting rig.

I'm definitely rambling now and getting sleepy but I just wanted to get that off my chest. Slide into those DMs if you wanna chat with a crazy Disney lady~

[koshercosplay]

people at the museum I work at often call me miss frizzle, so I figured this purim I'd really lean into it ✨️

chag purim sameach and stay curious! 🔬🌌🦖

[johnthestitcher]

My ‘Kosher’ Wizard from the pre-blinging days - no gray in the beard, either! LOL! If it is a good weather-wise weekend, I will try to get a video of the finished costume, which I am hereby declaring FINISHED! (yeah, right)

[Yes, originally I used to wear a yarmulke (and I’m not Jewish) with this costume. Later on, I did make the ‘standard’ pointy wizard hat - and it used to make my head sweat something fierce! Now I have settled into wearing the pillbox wizard hat, which I enjoy a lot better.]

[sbnkalny]

CHUNK! Hey. Chaingun! The hell with respect! Gimme. C'mon. Gimme. Hoy. Hoy. I'm the boy packin' 80 pounds of heavenly joy! HHHSSSSSSSSSSS... Now this is GOOD! Big gun! Not THE big gun. But...

Hey. If I ain't get no Respect!. C'mon I can Do it in my feet. Gimme a sec. Hoy. Hoy. Im an animal i'd be a Heavenly person today. Lipstick in my big gun is out there for the address of our knowledge are. But...

[swampgh0stt]

hey guys, i’m still planning out my Sabo cosplay for May right??? it’s kosher to substitute his hat so it doesn’t look exactly the same right? 

[kynimdraws]

Hello! I was going back through some of your gijinka designs for some inspiration on a cosplay I'm working on, and I was wondering if it's alright by you for me to use a good chunk of the design elements from zach's samurott gijinka? I adore the design overall, but I wanted to be sure in case there were elements of the outfit that aren't kosher for someone who's white to wear! ;v;

Sure! Please send me pics when you do!!

[intotheroaringverse]

Aviso: se você caiu aqui nesse post aleatoriamente, esse conto não é pra ser lido por você. No mais, peço desculpas a WG e a DV por ter metido os herdeiros de vocês nessas furadas.

Uma reunião de Puckerman era a coisa mais normal na vida de qualquer um deles; quando se tem uma família daquele tamanho, invariavelmente acabariam esbarrando um no outro. Não era como se a ilha de Manhattan fosse grande o suficiente para que eles nunca ocupassem os mesmos espaços. Naquele dia, entretanto, era uma reunião, pelo menos, marcada. Por serem mais de 10 primos, a facilidade com que os aniversários aconteciam eram assustadora. Estavam ali para bater palmas para mais uma volta ao sol de Haneul - e comer a maior quantidade de kyungdan e cupcakes kosher que pudessem. Até ali, tudo dentro dos conformes.

O que não parecia se encaixar era porquê estavam separados dos outros primos, como se estivessem em uma ilha de castigo. Até perceberem que sim, estavam. A ilha do castigo do seu tio Moses.

— Ele não pode estar TÃO irritado com a gente até hoje — Nyx comentou, furando o seu cupcake com um palitinho de madeira, um leve bico surgindo. — Quer dizer, não é como se a gente tivesse ACABADO com o fim de semana dele de verdade...

— É uma sensação estranha, ninguém nunca esteve de fato irritado comigo — Sabrina balançou a cabeça, confusa demais, como se não conseguisse perceber onde errou.

— Sorte sua. Pra mim, o normal é ser ameaçado a cada 3 horas, que nem alimentação balanceada — acrescentou Zeke, sem se abalar, comendo o seu pedaço de bolo em paz, como se não estivesse tomando um gelo.

— Boa noite, exilados! Estão se divertindo? — Haneul chegou até eles perguntando, o sorriso cínico nos lábios, como boa causadora que era.

— Seu pai nos odeia? — Nyx perguntou, direto ao ponto.

— Cara, ele teve que ir em três prisões diferentes pra livrar a cara de vocês sem avisar os seus pais. Você esperava o quê? — Haneul rebateu, a mão na cintura e a cara de julgamento presente.

— Olhando por esse lado... — Sabrina comentou, olhando para cima e juntando os fatos.

— Dá nada. Não é como se fosse o fim do mundo — Zeke comentou, de boca cheia, recebendo a cara de desgosto das três meninas.

Sabrina sabia que tinha passado dos limites. Soube no momento quando a suspenderam pela cintura e a carregaram para fora do evento, as pernas se agitando no ar e os braços ainda tentando alcançar o pirata a sua frente, determinada a acertarseu rosto.

— Vamos contatar seus pais, Senhorita Puckerman — o guarda da convenção lhe avisou, a fazendo soltar um suspiro.

Eric estava ocupado naquela noite em um evento pela NFL, em Boston, enquanto a mãe estava gravando na Georgia um novo filme. Podia pedir ajuda a Julian, mas sabia que ele iria comprar sua briga e acabariam os dois em maus lençóis, o que seria muito ruim para eles quando juraram de dedinho aos pais que iriam se comportar na ausência deles. Então, tinha uma saída arriscada a recorrer, nesse caso.

— Meus pais não estão, mas pode ligar pro meu tio? Ele é meu responsável nesses casos.

Uma hora depois e Moses estava quase passando mal.

— E você achou de bom tom socar a cara do maluco ao invés de chamar os seguranças? — ele perguntou, sentindo a dor de cabeça.

— Ele tem idade pra ser meu tio e achou de boas dizer que eu era o sonho lolita dele. Quem tinha que ter bom senso era ele e não eu — rebateu, sem se abalar, tomando um suco de uva que tinha levado em sua mochila.

— Ele é um otário e eu mesmo desceria o soco nele. Mas eu sei que reagir com violência faz você parar em trending topic e ninguém quer saber se você estava certa ou não — passou as mãos no cabelo, olhando para Sabrina. — Então, o que mais aconteceu?

— Eu disse que meu cosplay de Yor não era da conta dele. Mas o chute no saco que ele iria levar, sim. E aí ele riu e eu chutei o saco dele, antes de tentar cair no soco.

Moses botou as mãos na cintura.

— Então você atacou ele fisicamente.

— Me defendi.

— Você... Okay. Eu vou ver o que faço. Não saia daqui.

Nyx não tinha ideia que a sexta-feira do seu tio tinha sido agitada quando pediu para chamar por ele diretamente da delegacia de polícia. Estava com as pernas e braços cruzados, a cabeça baixa e escondendo o rosto o máximo possível, até ouvir que seu responsável estava ali. Abriu um sorriso em direção a Moses, o saudando.

— Por que estou aqui em pleno sábado? — ele parecia cansado, mas Nyx apostava que era da idade mesmo.

— Porque, como uma Clarington, aprendi que temos que gerenciar crises com os melhores profissionais da área, e quem melhor do que meu querido tio pra me tirar daqui sem que a imprensa e meus pais fiquem sabendo? — o discurso da garota estava na ponta da língua, o olhar astuto dela o encarando enquanto ele parecia repensar todas as escolhas de sua vida.

— O que você fez?

— Não é que eu tenha feito, exatamente... — começou a explicar, balançando as pernas nervosamente.

— O que você tentou fazer?

— Estão me acusando de falsidade ideológica por tentar comprar bebidas com RG falsa — colocou a mão no peito, fingindo estar ofendida. — Quando todo mundo sabe que beber um champagne na vida não é o fim do mundo.

— Você estava mesmo tentando comprar champagne?

Nyx bateu o seu salto umas duas vezes no chão, antes de encarar o tio, a contragosto.

— Não...

— Ótimo. Excelente. — Moses olhou para ela, balançando a cabeça. — Nyx, você é a embaixadora de uma marca de cosméticos...

— Eu sei! E por isso confio no senhor pra dar um jeito nisso — e sorriu com seu melhor sorriso de quem não vale nada.

O homem sentia que estava pagando caro por algo que nem ele pediu.

Zeke estava com um conjunto de moletom com a estampa da polícia de NY e grande demais para ele quando Moses surgiu. Era domingo a noite e o tio parecia exausto, mas exausto de verdade.

— O senhor parece que vai coringar a qualquer momento — o garoto comentou, sentado na sala de depoimentos.

— Tudo que eu queria era tomar uma cerveja e comer alguma coisa enquanto assistia jogo na televisão. Um pedido simples, pequeno, um sonho de um homem comum! — Moses estava puxando o cabelo estilo o Pica-Pau, surpreendendo muito Zeke porque o tio era vaidoso demais para se descabelar assim. — Me diz, Ezekiel Puckerman, como eu vim parar de um fim de semana tranquilo aqui, no fim da noite?

— Bem, eu liguei pedindo ajuda pro tio Seth e ele disse que iria ligar pro senhor porque o senhor manjava dessas coisas de resolver crimes dos outros — respondeu o menino, sem se abalar.

— Eu nem mesmo fui o primeiro da lista. Só melhora — Moses suspirou, apertando o ossinho entre os olhos e o nariz. — Vai, garoto, o que você fez?

— Então. Sabe quando os seus amigos dizem "duvido?" e você diz "então olha só" e faz algo estúpido? Foi tipo isso. Me desafiaram a correr só de cueca numa rua. — Então fez uma pausa, balançando a cabeça. — Só que era uma rua com uma igreja católica e estava acabando a missa.

— Ah, que ótimo! — Moses jogou as mãos para o alto, exausto.

— Então, não era nada... Mas aí as idosas chamaram a polícia e me prenderam por atentado ao pudor. Pelo menos eu tava de cueca, sabe!

— Deixa eu adivinhar: seus pais não fazem ideia que você está aqui — Moses sentenciou, o olhando de canto.

— Não... E eu espero que não saibam.

O tio quase infarta com a causalidade do moleque.

— Vou resolver isso. Fique aqui e não estrague nada.

— Fica de boas... Eu já tava até fazendo amizade na cadeia. Tinha um padre na minha cela. Ele foi preso por desobediência civil. Eu falei pra ele que a gente tinha muito em comum, se fosse olhar bem.

— Zeke... Cala a boca.

Haneul lambia a mistura de mel e arroz doce que escorria do kyungdan, pensativa.

— Quer saber? Não estraguem mais o fim de semana do homem e prometam nunca mais fazer merda. A gente sabe que não é verdade, mas ele vai fingir que acredita e vocês vão fingir que falam sério. Feito?

— Feito — os três concordaram.

— Vou ver o que posso fazer por vocês. Mas vão ficar me devendo essa, delinquentes.

[the-firebird69]

This is a gigantic race now there's tons of people showing up in cosplay huge numbers of media the press they're going nuts instead they played the the tape from the movie and it's kind of an act it sounds exciting it's like popcorn and also some other stuff and they're looking at this house they get devastated we found the owner and pay them like a ton of money she says I can order a Sim house you're not going to run over there since we'll probably get him a brick s*** house. You said yeah so we're sending it down erected so let's make it real strong against someone else has a stupid idea is there a laughing and said I think I'll move so we'll replicate and put it there and also couldn't give a new place exciting near it sort of it's laughing it was telling him the brick s*** house we call it something that sounds like that tons of people want to know also it's a great time huge sales you did the radio thing and it was freaking out and getting them on his kosher or this you actually doing it well it'll be me it's my brother's stupid movie. Maybe that'll bring him out where is the brontosaurus. So sit back in this one driving around and people think it's actually BG said BG I think you fixed his truck up to look like his truck and so now you've done it again. Some of the loudspeakers say it that's his truck you fixed up to be his truck it is you she said it now you're good in his truck so still look at him. And it's on tons are at the race trying to see you the one from who made who the Stephen King movie is there it looks different it looks better with the same eyes and everything's very eerie is Gu and Oya one that's similar. It's huge and his is huge too it's bigger than the Kraken and usually do that kind of thing it's getting gigantic tires and big huge axles it's starting to rip a huge holes in the crowd and I send those takes a lot of force like a excavator people getting back is casting dirt all over the place a little guy in her as she came back and fired at him oh clapping around the macs this could take some dirt up not that much and they're doing tricks are similar can't quite have to though. We have some funky things but there's a flames go up it's about 50 ft they don't have a transformer one that's coming out here he comes he's pulling up it's a slow transformer but it's a robot it will and Bill he's going to be out of class so then there's down it's walking around it is up and it's walking and saying stuff let's go back down there's a huge amount of people filming this it's out it's a global race going on it's gigantic I said gigantic genre it's probably the only genre left they're all out there racing Corky's on the phone and they're trying to buy the big ones all of them they've got so many orders in that we can't seem to fill them now we're feeling them they're fired him out we've got 300 trillion non-illion non-illion out and we're building just as many now and that was from an hour ago most of them Corky's buying and he bought about that many times two of the small ones and Jason is now buying the small ones and Corky's not giving up the small ones cuz they say we're going to be small and big and it's a huge huge huge genre Jason just took a pink he sees all the guys out there all these trucks

His face is beaming in the windshield and he can't believe how many there are it's global they see him it's a gigantic race and really instant go to Gamera and so they have an entrance and it's ours and there's two of them and they're coming in spinning like we saw earlier, and they're playing the teenage mutant Ninja turtles song and now they're making the sound effects of the monster and our friend Zeus did as well and Hera and Poseidon and Goddess Wife and it is amazing there's so many people. Tons them we're calling for gear it's going to be a monstrous night

Thor Freya

Huge huge huge sales just enormous

Is pretty call out to the fake Dave stager the step aside with the real stage are fill in duplicate take over that's Preston says I have a nice shiny new large light bike it's high performance it's not the electric it's waiting for you to and one for your wives if I don't know where they are so you get the idea just wanted the truck stop it's not your gig

Zues Hera

We do have said what you're saying fear is not the way good Lord that's a lot of idiots yep it's going to be a lot of corn dogs eating way too many

Billium

We are impressive but his s*** is with pure gold those trucks are insane I've never seen anything like it looks like they're going to get up and walk away so massively violent he's throwing cars like their cardboard I want to see how the hell it works I don't think we're going to cuz here they go already we're going about 400 miles an hour and they're nowhere to be seen only little things of flame occasionally they're probably at lake all already and gone out the door

Tons of people are trying to figure out what they're doing

Corky

We rode and we rode road all day long no we're here too and they're gone they're so tire tracks nothing you just went up there and they probably got the rooms that we want and we doing. He says I won't be in them. And we started to say something this is kind of corny we're racing all these guys we don't know who they are where they went through their where they're from I don't know all that stuff so trying to figure out where they are and we can't so getting out of there start me jam packed and all these trucks are moving in pretty big ones too special and they got gear and they're going after camera and this is why it's a shell game so I'm going to get out of here the stupid place the dumb jokes those three of the dumbest jokes I've ever heard they're supposed to be intelligent with his routine is so rich I can't even drink it said Belgian chocolate hot chocolate so we put that out today I'm sure I'll see it somewhere

Jenna

As a matter of fact we saw someone delivered to your house down there in Saratoga still in the front stoop well watching it when it is says it's from Belgian now looks like it we want some of it so we're trying to order it it's kind of Belgium chocolate company now it's going to make it the way they used to instead of American is a grossing everyone out because stupid it's more chocolate less sugar so something's going over there looks like Jenna spending over smells and it's chocolate opens it up and goes yay out loud she's running inside and she's making it so she's real milk I'm going to have to wait a moment I'm online looking for it I found it as a note someone saying tons of men are buying it for women right now in a little email come see you and says I've got some bright news cuz I see it on my email doesn't chocolate so the way to your house someone really likes you it says who or it doesn't say who's here John and I'm not Jenna looks like she's tasting it she's going to move and she's looking up she's probably going to be a commercial yep

Jon's wife