#koschei is such a joke when u meet her at the end like actually she has no clue what genders are so she calls everything she

[onceuponanaromantic]

A Match Made in Hell (i.e. hellverse)

i mostly just want to talk about the characters in hellverse esp the main group because i love them and they’re all such idiots.

Hellverse is basically an urban fantasy story set in a similar-but-not-quite Singapore and the key premise is they need to get to a wedding held in hell for someone who’s supposed to have died 3 years ago.

So :> the group of idiots includes:

Chen Liyan (陈丽炎) (psst @a-blue-hoodie)

- studying in university as a biochem major and a Proper ScientistTM

- An Actual Proper Scientist Thank You who Knows What She Is Doing (she doesn’t)

- bi demigirl human

- tries to get the nonhumans to pay rent when they live with her

- 3 days later has to put in the stipulation that all the money has to be legally acquired

- 1 day later that the money cannot be in 10 cent coins good god

Autumn Qiu

- lol her name literally translates to qiu qiu like cos autumn in chinese is 秋 and the surname qiu is 丘

- Bi Cis Artist human

- constantly suffering from battery dying stupidly fast and slow wifi

- ‘is there a charging port in hell please say yes’

- does art commissions to fund their bullshit journey trying to get into hell

- does some really dubious shit in the name of Art and has to explain that to her neighbours

- at least they never question like caihong, phoenix or seph wandering around

- or actually hazel tbh but hazel is nice and not a hell disaster like the above

Caihong (彩虹）

- name literally translates to rainbow

- according to @a-blue-hoodie, has big crowley energy and blue’s not wrong tbh

- forgot his gender at some point but uses he/him for convenience, functionally agender

- snake shapeshifter

- as in can transform into snakes but may or may not transform into a human when shocked

- does not Think Things Through

- actual dumbass

- he really likes snakes and knows an almost ridiculous amount about different species

- phoenix and him joke abt it but like one time he was in this old lady’s flat and like she screamed when she saw him and he transformed and screamed and the old lady had a heart attack and died. so now both phoenix and him just have a running joke when caihong does stupid shit like ‘at least no one died this time’

Phoenix

- looks legit until you actually talk to her for a while and know her

- stays and goes everywhere with caihong

- same situation as caihong as in she forgot her gender at one point but uses she/her for comfort

- will go from legit to crack like in an instant and crack to legit again like a goddamn switch on a wall

- bird shapeshifter

- technically like any bird but she prefers sparrows and pigeons because they’re common enough

- cares a goddamn lot abt caihong and he for her and theyre like siblings

- ‘sir, that’s my emotional support dumbass’ yeah that them

- (is actually worse at impulse control than caihong but like u don’t see it that often cos caihong is ard like literally all the time)

Seraphim Quek or as she prefers ‘Seph’

- disaster bi vampire

- that’s it that’s like the entirety of her

- Can Not Get A Date

- lowkey has a crush on hazel

- has zero impulse control

- slept through her orientation as a vampire becos she thought a three month long nap was a good idea

- uses vampire skills for a) drinking games b) intimidating assholes at the gym c) being lazy like she jumps off 2 stories just cos she doesn’t wanna take the stairs and scares the ever living fuck out of phoenix, liyan and autumn

Hazel Xu

- sweet soft summer child

- dead

- is a ghost who has no clue how she got onto the living plain again and has No Clue how to go to hell

- permanently confused

- does Not Understand Seph’s crush induced flailing

- lowkey demiro ace

- hazel’s a sweetheart okay

- her way of getting money was to move ouijia boards and demand the medium gave her a cut of the profit

- accidentally scares the ever living fuck out of people when she doesn’t mean it

that it

also

the two beings getting married are both idiots cos they forgot to put like how to actually get to hell in the invitation becos they’re bad at planning okay.