#koi baat ni

[girlivealwaysbean]

I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO

[brother-ki-dulhan]

Brother ki dulhan

Isse pehle ki hum aage badhe ..there are some of our mutuals who really showed interest in this whole wedding..so we are gonna make them humare parivaar ka hissa

abb jaise vanilla ice cream chocolate syrup ke bina adhuri hoti hai vaise hi ek desi shaadi apne characters ke bina adhuri rehti hai (complaining phupha... gossip wali chachi... shaitan bacche aur corner mei romance krne wale couples etc. etc.)

@raindropsofloev ye hai humare dulhe raja!! iss shadi mein dulhan se zyada lag nhi rha inka kisi cheez mein intrest hai, bas bechare kuch bhi bolne lagte hain to inki behne dara dhamka kar chup kara deti hain isiliye itne chup baithe hain

@chal-jeete-hai yeh hai roop ...dulhe ki behen no.1!! dulhe se 1 saal choti hai but bechari zimmedario ke bhojh mein itna dab gai hai ki pata hi nhi chalta inmein se kon bada hai. Ab aakhir kisi ko to samajhdaar banna hi padega varna kon ladki iss ghar ki bahu bane. Par haan jab yeh sab chodd ke yeh nritya karti hai ..toh haaye kisi ki nazar na hate inse.

@ae-dil-ae-saudaai ye hain hum sab ke eklaute jijaji and roop ke patidev!!bade samajhdaar hain, saara din didi ki har baat mante hain aur unhe khush rkhne ki puri koshish karte hain (shabash jijaji aise hi humari didi ko khush rkhna varna yaad rkhna asla hum bhi rkhte hain janab🥰) ...wese jab yeh apna dilruba bajate hai toh humari behen kya har ladki inpe fidaa hojaye.

@celesteablack yeh hai geet, behen no2 aur dulhe raja ke shabdo mein ghar ki gundi. humare ghar ki jaan hai . inn madam ko masti mazak ke alawa aur kuch nhi aata and darmebaaz hai ek number ki vo to badi behen ne dara dhamka ke shaadi ke zimmedario mein laga rkha hai...par iski zabaan jitni bhi teekhi ho ...jab yeh gaati hai toh iske jitni meethi awaaz kisi ki nahi .

@hauxicrook yeh hai humare hone wale jija... geet ke fiance..pata nhi kaise ...dono saara time ladte rehte hain, jiss time ye dono ekdusre se agree kar jaye uss time ko hum diwali ki tarha celebrate karte hain!! but kuch bhi kaho hone wale jij ji humari behen ka dhyan bohot acche se rkhte hain, kabhi use kisi cheez ki dikkat nhi hone dete

@oosajnire ye hai bittu behen no 3, sabse choti but god forbid choti behen wale kaam karle, mummy kehti haina ki padhne wale bacche kahin bhi padh lete hain, yess ye wahi bacchi hai jab dekho padhti rehti hai, iske chakkar mein bohot suna hai humne, but koi ni hai to apni pyaari si chirkut hi

@bandarrrrr yeh hain humare dulhe ke one and only bestfriend!! honestly bataun to jaise ye dono behave karte hain, inki shaadi ekdusre se karwa deni chahiye thi, bechari bhabhi!! and pata nhi kyu jahan ye dikhta hai vhi bittu dikh jaati hai, what's more shocking is vo bina kitaabo ke milti hai!! is there something going on? guess we'll never know or maybe we will.

@orgasming-caterpillar @tothemoonandbacklove aur yeh dono pyaare pyaare log humari bhen no 2...roop ke devarji and devrani bade hi cute hain dono, saara din ek dusre ke saath khusar pusar karke haste rehte hain...aadhe time aap madhu ko chiru se maar khaate hi dekhenge par haan yeh apni bhabhi ka bada khyal rkhte hain vaise .

@11-th-mein-science-mt-lena ye humare bakchod chacha, honestly hum sabke fav!! inse aap kisi bhi prakaar ki baat kar sakte hain i'm damn sure ye aapko bore nhi hone denge and @cafffeineconnoisseur yeh hai humari pyaari se chachi jo inki bakchodi sehte sehte thak chuki hai ...but the best part?? ye aapko chacha se bachati hai jab woh marks puchne aate hai.

@chaosmakethemuse yeh vo shaant maasi hain jo har time sabki care karti rehti hai aur khud ka dhyan rakhna bhool jaati hain;! Uff maasi thoda dhyan rakho apna aur inki humari chachi @cafffeineconnoisseur ke saath badi jamti hai pata nhi saara din kya baat karti hain ye

@yappergfdotcom @losergfdotcom yeh hai vi and tanvi..dono twins hai but inki similarity yahi khtm hoti hai ...vi madam apni social media star hain, jab dekho haath mein phone aur phone pe insta!! But wahi humari tanvi ji ko real life experiences psnd hai yeh baccho ko dance sikha rhi hain

@pyaari-naari ye iss ghar ki sabe samajhdaar bua!! stereotype mat kardena ye sabse pyaari hain, inho ne hi to hume bade pyar aur patience ke saath saari rasmo se kash makash karwaya hai

@talesinmyhead040122 ye humari bua no.2, humari gossip queen, i swear to god jaisi tea ye spill karti hain karan johar can only dream!! duniya ki har khabar hai inke paas

@depressed-bi-twerking ye humari one more cousin...ye madam agar aapko kahin na mile to please ek baar dance floor check karlena, kyuki dance floor to maano madam ka ghar hai.

@pretentious-hana ye hana hai, humari cousin, iski nai nai shaadi hui hai @hectorfrombritain ke saath saara time ye dono ek dusre ke saath lage rehte hain, ahh newly weds yk how it is. Ahem.

@kenzenkokri humare phupha ji inhe har cheez se dikkat rehti har har time complain but humari help bhi bohot karte hain, ye na hote to main kiski buraiya karti bhala? jox phupha ji jox!!

@shadowseductress ye humari maasi!! she is just that aunt yk, the coolest rich aunt. ye jab bhi aati hain humare lie mast gifts laati hain... honestly hum diwali se zyada inke arrival ka wait karte hai also yeh dikhati nahi but dil se bhot pyaari hai ...so those random meds you find when you get ill? Yepp that's her.

@sunlonaplsaisha ye humari ek aur cousin, she is our makeup queen. ye aise looks create karti hai kisi ne apne sapne mein socha bhi na hoga but bechari iss shaadi mein sabka makeup karne mein lagi hai!! fas gai bechari

[zeherili-ankhein]

Daddymon rp blogs

We're doing daddymon rp blogs and... Here's who's who

@welshite as @nobi-wan-ke-nobi (the kindhearted useless fella)

@hi-avathisside as @nobita-ki-mummy (auntyjiiiiii)

@tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora as @haan-mei-hi-hoon-gian (Arijit Singh who??)

@bilkul-lazeez-hu as @koi-meri-baat-suneooooo (Soniyooooo O Soniyoooooo)

@the-hangry-otter as @shizu-moto (we love our gurlie don't hate)

@krishna-priyatama as @the-angel-robo (yeah best girl- I mean robot frrrr)

@randomx123 as @pippo-ho-ho (loved by the entire fandom)

@shinchansbitch as @sugar-daddymon-ey (DADDYMONN)

@sumiyxx as Doraemi (phoolon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai... Ek hazaaron mein meri behna hain)

@scarsandmoons as The God from Doraemon the movie: Nobita's Little Star Wars

@wulfricnavy as @masterjiii (good morniiinggg teacherrr)

@lyrebirb as @at-your-sewa-shi (just like his dadaji)

And @zeherili-ankhein aka me as @topper-sugi (best boi fr fr)

Anybody else interested please join

[qalbofnight]

Agar aap mard hain to yaha likhi hui baaton ko kahani , kisi novel ka hissa ,ya chand lines ke bajaye ek Amal ke taur pe tasleem kariyega agar aap aurat hain to yaha likhi baaton ko ek kadi naseehat samajhiyega ,

Aaj hmare ghr ek janab tashreef farmate Chand ghadiyan guzarne ke baad baaton baaton mein vo ye batate hai ki unke peshey (profession) ke barey mein unki biwi ko koi khabar nahin mohtarma ko nahin pata ki janab kya karte hain halaki unka pesha koi sharmindagi haram kaam se juda huwa nahi lekin bas janab ne zaruri nahin smjha ,

Meri ammi ki shadi kam umr mein hui amtaur pe us zamaney mein shadiyan jse huwa karti thi mere baba meri maa se umr mein kaafi badey the

Maine us waqt ghaur kiya ki meri maa ne shadi k baad graduation complete kiya baba ne ammi ko post-graduation ke liye bhi push kiya jabki unka koi dil nahin tha lekin baba ki koshishon se, sath se aur sabse badi baat apsi discussions se unki magazines, newspapers ,politics aur education mein dilchaspi badhi aur ammi ne pg k sath sath diploma bhi liya ,

hmare baba ka school tha jisko chalane me ammi ne Shana ba Shana 30 saal tak sath diya,

Lekin phir bhi kabhi apni maa ko baba se oonchi awazon mein baat krte nahin suna , na mere baba ne kbhi Aisa Kiya , meri maa kbhi mere baba ke dosto k samne ni gyi, hm 3 betiyon ko har cheez se parey tarjeeh aur taleem di ,

Aj chand mahino pehle mere papa ko brain hammeroage ho gya jis wajah se bistar pe paralyzed hain hmara school band hone ki kagar pe tha kyunki koi ladka uska waris ni logo ne baate bnani shuru kar di vo school hmari amdani ka eklauta zariya tha har shakhs ko yahi laga ki ye school band ho jyega, baba k bimar hone k bad insan ki shkl mein bhediyon ki nazrein hmari choti si family pe tik gyi lekin meri maa us saf me a k khadi ho gyi jaha mere baba khadey hote the unhone school ka management apne hath me liya aur kaha ki sabkuch wse hi continue hoga jse baba karte the, alhamdulillah hm us pareshani se bahar a gye ,

Meri ye Amal o naseehat un mardo k liye hai jo apni biwiyon aur behno ko ye samajhte ki iska hmare buisness me kya kaam, "tum kya jaan ke karogi"

" Tmhe kaha smjh ayega " agar mere baba ne 30 saal pehle ye bol k meri maa ko gharelu aurat k nam pe dayrw mein bandh diya hota to aaj shyd hum badtareen halaton ka samna kar rahe the ,

Ummed hai ki aapne ye padha hai to zindagi me iska

Amal zarur krengey ,

Ye baatein sochti hoon to lagta hai ki aurat bhi badey hi shafaqat aur classy tareeke se apne mazhabi dayron ko ikhtiyar kar ke bhi independent ban sakti hai ba shart uska baap o shauhar ek ache sathi ho

mainey ye isliye likha kyunki mjhse ehsas hua ki duniya ke kisi koney me, kisi blog mein kisi site pe ,kisi panney pe ye baat likhi honi chahiye.

[raindropsofloev]

such a chutiya phase of life always feels like being stuck somewhere between me and me and not able to escape this shitty hole this vicious cycle

nahi milna ab aur naye logo se itne log handle nahi ho rhe hai mujhse, main hi khud ko handle nahi kr paata hu ekto attachment issues bc 2 baar baat kri ni superficial attachment pehle ho jaata, really need to just take a look at myself and dive deeper into what i am and want to be rather than just senselessly interacting w people cuz that doesnt even make me real

who am i?? what am i?? bc khud ko toh jaanta nahi hu, so undefined wth is going with the flow? flow mein jaana hai lekin koi identity toh honi chahiye who tf am i? apne laayak toh hu nahi bc

I JUST WANT TO DISAPPEAR FROM EVERYONE'S LIFE

[kishmishorkissish]

Bhot ho gyi ishman ke baare mai baat now let's talk bout this fandom, to yha alg alg type ke log hai mainly to 2 type ke hai.

Correct me if am wrong..

1. Jinko ishman ki frndship psnd hai aur unke bond ko dekhna chahte hai, isme aata hai simple edits undono ki, no Wattpad no Tumblr .

2. Isme aate hai shippers , vo unko ship krte hai as soulmates platonically (more) romantically (less) ye jo log hai vo dekhte hai inki ship videos jyadatar..

3. Ye log vo hai jo ishman ko ship krte hai romantically jyada aur platonically km , ye log thoda Twitter vi chla lete hai aur Wattpad pai ffs vi padhte hai ,

Aur jo ffs padhte hai unme se mostly like to read smut ones 💀 , aur inka hai ki agr ishman frnds hai to vi theek aur agr vo dono bfs hai to aur acha .

4. Inme aate hai tejasvi log jo ishman ko religiously follow krte hai , unko ship vi krte hai , ffs vi padhte hai Twitter pai vi hai aur Tumblr pai vi hai , but ek din inlogo ko realisation hoti hai ki oh myyy gawdd ye humne kya kr diya fer ye kehte hai ab hum ye bnd krdenge falana dhimkana, like mujhe koi vo nhi hai but bhai pehle hi yaad krlete to itna guilty ni hote na tum , and if the things get overwhelming feel free to leave this..😌☺️

5. Isme aate hai vo log jo ishman ko ship krte hai , unki edits banate hai time nikal ke , Tumblr chalate, Twitter pai vi defend krte hai ffs vi likhte hai , aur most hated vi yhi hote hai , ab ye Mt puchna ki hate kon krta hai tum logo ko pta hai. Aur ye log aise hai ki kuch vi ho jaaye they trust the ship (which I personally love the most) even after getting soo much hate😌😌😌 aur ye nhi hai ki agr ship sink hogyi to ye log gussa honge ulta support karenge, and they know the line between delulu and tha reality and still certains bark on them💀💀💀 . But these people remain the same 😌☺️

6. Ye log ye upar waale sbka mix hote hai 💀, aur sbse ache vi vahi log hote hai , (mai vi unhi logo mai se hu ,khud ke muh se khud ki tareef 💀💀💀,)

Aur maine ye notice kiya hai ki most of this fandom consist of the the teens , to ye un logo ke liye hai , like agr koi cheez ho rhi hai fandom mai aur tum log usski vjah se bother ho rhe ho to break lelo okay tumhara apna vi hai usko vi dekhna hai na , aur ye sb to chlta rahega to apne pe jyada jor mt daalo🎀🎀💞

Aur baakiyo ke liye vi ki agr Tum kisi ship mai ho to ek baat dhyaan mai rkhna ki ya to ship sail karegi vrna Titanic banegi 💀💀 theek hai to delulu mai raho but itna nhi ki jyada ho jaaye vo kyuki harek ship ka bottom point hota hi hai and when you are shipping people from same gender tb to smjhlo ki tum ho hellhole mai 😌😌 , kai logo ka ye hai ki ishan ko hate mil rhi hai to bnd kr do , sahi hai ye but kya iske baad usko hate nhi milegi aur agr tum humara unko ship krne ka midset nhi change kr skte to hum vi tumhara mind set nhi change kr paaenge aur agr tum logo ko ye chodhna hai to chodh do but ye tumhara decision hona chahiye ya break lelo, and support the both kyuki Hume kuch nhi pta and trust the boys and love them 😌😌, those two have gone through soo much and even they are going through so much and it will be same in future also to love themm💞💞💞 and support them 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 aur kisi ko hate mt failana unless it's bcci and trollers kyuki disrespect is a big no no .😌aur certains ki baate Mt sun na khoon jalane waali baat krte hai vo ..

Love you guyss💞💞💞

🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

Koi point acha nhi lga hoga to batana aur kuch mere se chuta hoga vo vi batana 💀

[celesteablack]

phele to dkho pookieeeee🎀 maine pdh liya sara....or phele baat to ye ki badi behen hone k naate tum usko 1-2👋 de he do....

dusri baat ye ki agr tum ya koi or uska kaam krega to ye process haar baar repeat hogi....to aap rhne he de...

tesri baat ye ki tum apni body ka jra jda khayal rkha karo...har baar kuch na kuch kbi cut kbi jal jta wghra wghra😭🤣😒

and thanks for sharing the info

anon ji thappad lagane ke saath use bohot acche se taane maare hain maine 2 ghante tak aur iss sab kaam ke 500rs bhi lelie but abb mana ni karsakti na mummy bimaar hain unhone ne request ki hai abb unhe kaise mana karu😭😭😭

and yaar main acche se dhyan rkhti hu😭😭😭😭 issbaar meri bilkul galti nhi thi😭😭😭

arre plss dont thank me i really needed to get that off my chest so thank youu<3

[amikhush]

Main thodi se dimag se kiski huyi aurat hu lekin koi baat ni it's oky

[ishaans-posts]

Usne pucha pyaar kya hota hai, maine bhi haskr jawab diya. Jab uski har baat achi lgne lage woh hota hai pyaar. Jab tum cheezen bina kahe smjh jao woh hota hai pyaar. Jab cheezen randomly romantic hone lage woh hota hai pyaar. Jab usse jyda tumhe uske gharwale ache lgne lge woh hota hai pyaar. Jab logon ki batoon m achanak s koi word uski yaad dila de woh hota hai pyaar, Jab uska Saher apna lgne lge woh hota hai pyaar. Jab tum usse milkar aao aur tumhara cheezon m maan naah lge woh hota hai pyaar. Jab tum usse apni insta story ki jagah Apni prayers mein 'add' krlo woh hota hai pyaar.. Jab 2 ghante khuch minute s lgne lge toh woh hota hai pyaar. ♥️

Pyaar kabhi bata kr ni hota, Jo bata kr hota hai woh pyaar ni hota.

Are ruko bhi khi tumhe bhi toh pyaar ni hogya:)

[secretrune]

will never understand kids who yell at their parents because they bought them iphone 11 and not iphone 14.

because mai nokia ka keypad chala rahi hu.

like some of yall had unconditional love and support from your parents who never made you feel as if you didnt deserve anything and it shows.

kyuki mere ghar pe toh har ek cheez conditional h. marks acche nahi aaye toh bahar se accha khana deserve ni karte, naye kapde deserve ni karte, doston se baat karna deserve ni karte, abey aur toh aur "tution nahi bhejenge kyuki tum education ke layak hii nahi ho" (which is what i get to hear after asking to join a tution for the first time in my life in 11th grade).

like kabhi kabar lagta h ki aisi hii zindagi honi thi toh kyu 1st se 8th tak jee jaan lagake mehnat karke hamesha full marks laayi mai? uski appreciation kabhi di nahi, vo ab ho nahi raha toh sunne ko bhot milta h. saala uss time ye sab chodhke thoda jee hii liya hota, atleast life ka ek part toh khushi se nikalta. ab lag raha h 16 saal ki zindagi toh barbad hii kardi maine. uss time ki mehnat ab matter ni karti, par ab mehnat ho nahi rahi h.

it just...gets unbearable to watch other people living their life after a while ya know? like you look at people who are going out, having fun with their friends, doing what they love, having good relationships with their family, and just, like their problems are so much different? they may not have their life together either, but you envy them because you don't have the privilege to do the same as them, because you know you're the one to blame for the subjects you chose, the life you chose. you see them actually living, and realise that youre still stuck in a loop, waiting for your life to begin, as you have for as long as you have been alive.

a couple days back one of my friends adopted a dog and i had a breakdown over it because....ye toh mai bhi deserve karti hu na yaar. mujhe kab milega ye? kabhi milega bhi? abhi tak toh nahi mila. aur ab toh milne ke chances bhi itne kam hain kyuki dena mujhe JEE h.

you can't help but feel hopeless.

pehle lagta tha jab kuch bhi sahi nahi tha ki....koi nahi, atleast academics ho raha h. atleast acche dost hain ab bhi. atleast ek acche future ka prospect h.

and then you lose it all. nothing to comfort you. nothing to make you feel as if atleast one thing in your life is going right, because it isn't. because your life is just one huge black hole now sucking away your happiness, your sense of identity. mujhe khud nahi pata mai kon hu. ab toh dost bhi chutne lage hain.

like, outwardly yes ill work hard and get out of this, but what then? people say "it's just 2 years uske baad sab bhot easy hoga" but what they don't understand is that it's not just 2 years. ive worked hard my entire life, and im sick of the constant guilt, constant expectations, constant pressure. i dont know if i have it in myself to hold on for 2 years more.

fir agar tumhare coping mechanisms maladaptive daydreaming and internet addiction h then toh hogya bas tumhara.

i could go on for a millennia with this rant. abhi toh family trauma bhi touch nahi kiya h. but then that will just be another proof of "yes, here's another thing going wrong in your life"

like, i have to remind myself each day that i dont have anything to be shameful about, i dont have anything that i dont deserve. love shouldnt be conditional. support shouldnt be conditional. especially if love and support are from your family and if they are based on a handful of figures.

like if at this point if i go and start doing drugs and alcohol to get some relief then can my parents blame me? but i cant do that, because guilt!

when will this end? i just wanna sleep.

par sone ke liye 5 min shanti se letna padta h and mai apne khudke thoughts tolerate kar paane ki ability kho chuki hu.

[ishq-itar]

crying because you are too sweet Nd can't say no 😭😭

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Koi baat ni mein bhi aisi thi

nahi vo baat nahi hai ive to spend 5 years with these people itni choti choti baaton ke liye kich kich karna is not fair na pata nahi kab mujhe koi help chahiye ho

[vellhighbandi]

Sharma mai chawal dho rhi thi or mere dimag m ye khyal aya ki kya kabhi koi asa din ni gya jab pura sansar khush ho sab hase ho maukurae ho

Kuki ab to tyohar par bhi logo k rape ho rhe h log mar Rey h un dino m bhi tab Puri duniya khush rehni chahiye :)

Itni gehri baatein kaise keh jaati ho... Hum bhi Holi par soch rhe the... Aaj sare log khush hai par main nhi hu... Phir realise hua sirf India me log khush hai... Phir laga nhi, pura India bhi khush nhi hai... Phir hum soche saari duniya kab khush hogi? New year pe? Nahi koi na koi to dukhi hota hi hai... Duniya mayus hone ke kayi wajah degi... Par khushi to chhote chhote lamho me hume hi dhundni padegi... Jaise yahan. Hum khush hote hai jab apne chote se dabbe me Tumblr ki ye choti se duniya kholti hu, tab khush hoti hu main... Jab exam khatam hone baad jaakar gaale par jaati hu apne un dosto ke jinko shyaad in exams ke baad kabhi na dekhu, khush hoti hu us waqt. Jab school me se kisiko msg aata hai Sharma samjha de yaar, kal fail ho jayenge, halki si muskaan aajati hai chehre par. Jab kitchen me mere khane ki thali saji milti hai accha lagta hai. Jab subah bed ke bagal me ek paani ki bottle rakhi milti hai, dil sacchi hasta hai. Jab meri kisi stupid si baat par stupid sa reply aata hai ek second ke liye hi sahi par khushi hoti hai! Aur shayad in choti khushiyo me hi zindagi hai.

Okay jyada emotional ho gye. Modiji saari duniya ko khush to nhi kar sakte hum, par apne logon ko aisi choti choti khushiyan zarur de sakte hai... To kyu na choti baato se hi shuru kare?

Be the change you want to see in the world

Aisa hi kuch tha na wo qoute

[tiny-pteranodon]

ughh mai kal raat ko kuch aise hi khud se baat kar rahi thi and mai ne socha "kal finn ko ye baat bataungi" par ab mujhe yaad nahi aa raha ki batana kya tha T-T

oooooh koi ni

i get it, its so irritating

i hate it when i wanna tell someone something and then forget

[anarkali-disco-chali]

koi hai he ni baat krne ke liye

[pyaari-naari]

You didn't answer the crush question properly but it's okay😇

Here are other emoji's you asked for

🎶- favorite song right now?

🍓- one secret about yourself

💖- have you ever been in love?

Ps: i want popcorn for the playful banter too, It's too dramatic and fun😝

Yours,

Noob poet

🎶 - current favourites

🍓- hushhhh secret hai. Mujhe milk chocolate se jyada dark chocolate pasand hai.

💖- have I ever been in love? I'm always in love. In love with music. In love with words. In love with stars. In love with flowers and blooms. In love with life and beyond.

You just want to have fun huh 🤨

Let's assign a different emoji for your anon asks. Koi neutral emoji select Karo apne liye.

[celesteablack]

Koi baat ni abhi mummy chai banaegi yayyy