#koc help

[feddy-34]

anyway y'all think koc accidentally says good girl to justin on the sideline sometimes or what

[intrusivepng]

hellooo i am Intrigued by the qsmp i keep hearing about things that are going on there and im like "oh i gotta get into this" so. where should i start with it. like should i go back and watch a bunch of vods or do i just hop in to whatevers going on now and worry about it later. and like who should i watch/start with

Omg hello!! First of all I’m honored you’ve come to me about this!! :D

I’ll link below the first and second part of a qsmp recap made by the qsmp itself! This is a good start if you don’t wanna go ALL the way back to the start of the server, as it has been a few months now!

There are a few certain days I would recommend watching VODS for! Ex. Cellbit and Roiers wedding, First egg adoption day, festa junina, election dinner, as well as the days the French or Brazilians arrived if you wanna get more in depth!

VODS are not a necessity though and there are plenty of people who will update you and/or gladly tell you what’s been happening! There are so many update accounts everywhere on different social medias too!

As for POVs that is entirely up to you! I would recommend at least 1 person per language but that is just a recommendation! It’s just how I do it to keep updated! But it’s not a necessity once again! There is also many different aspects! I enjoy more lore heavy people as well as people who stream for a LONG time! So keep those things in mind!

You can find so many people who watch the other povs to provide info though if you decide to only watch one or two!

Some lore heavy CC’s are Forever, Cellbit, and Max off of the top of my head

Some longer stream people are Foolish, Badboyhao, and Cellbit again off the top of my head

The people I watch in each language are:

English ( the largest one bcs it’s my native lol ) - Foolish, Philza, Niki, Fit, Tina, Jaiden, and Quackity

Spanish - Missa, Roier, Rivers, Pol, and Quackity

French - etoiles, baghera, Antoine

BR Portuguese - Tazercraft, Cellbit

Now a huge part of qsmp is the community !!

Not to BRAG but I am apart of a discord that is full of rlly cool people and we all update often as well as makes funny posts!!

Heres just a few eggworld people you should follow hehe

@cubitozinc @greaterspawnislands @mmyashas @marigoldmagpies @re-bi-vebur @popcornsalty @j810princess125 @thesmpisonfire

And here’s some other blogs eggworld recommends !!

@/zerosalt @/kadextra @/pixiecaps @/mikaikaika @/yb-cringe @/majora-is-lurking @/DISFRUTALAKIA @/ghlitchbee @/vynlets

If you have any more questions do not feel afraid to send another ask to me or any eggworld person !!!

This was a lot but the server is a lot lol

I hope you can have a good time in this fandom!! <33

[genovi27]

King 🫡💛

[itsbebebrainrotting]

Qsmp is the cultural exchange. Its the learned words. The way terms like cubito and fofoca have entered our vocabulary. The way ccs from different cultures regularly hang out. The way other streamer events want to try and add translated captions to be more accessible to an international audience.

Qsmp is the family. The irl meet ups that we rarely see much of because theyre too busy having a good time. The karaoke clips. The way the ccs are still in contact with the egg admins after everything. The way the qsmp couples joke about dating out of mc ("theyre really hard selling it!")

Qsmp is the futility. The thousands of failed escapes. The failures to rebel. The acknowledgement that nothing lasts forever and your kids will die.

Qsmp is the horror. The threat of attack. The jumpscares. The tears shed over the dead eggs. The maze that reeks of death. All piled on top of the lurking threat of the unknown.

Qsmp is the grief. The bobbys fields. The geggs. Codeflippa. Its maximus feeling as if everything he loves is taken away from him until he cant take it anymore and lets himself get taken out by his own nuke. Its bad crying after dapper dies. Its roier spiralling after purgatory, childless husbandless and life partner-less. Its sunny calling corpses mermaids.

Qsmp is the mystery. Its theory bros and ordo theoritas and about 3 different secrets rooms used to create hypotheses as to whats going on. Its the arg. Its cellbit doing puzzle after puzzle to investigate the federation. Its Tubbos conversations with cucurucho, some of the most effective interrogations weve ever seen. Its attempt after attempt to search the maze or infiltrate the federation building.

Qsmp is the humour. The big swell and slimeriana gay sex. Badboyhalo filling tubbos hole. Abueloier logging on just to be a nuisance and to make everyone laugh. KELP will help and KOC will rock. Hoping Felps will be added to the smp soon.

I could go on but this is all really underpinned by one thing.

Qsmp is the love and the kindness and the happiness and the joy. And i wouldnt have it any other way

[yuujiheart]

To think that it's yuuji who wanted to show sukuna the humanity of others who he sees of no value , in this case yuuji's. But why ? What made him think that sukuna needs to see it...... Maybe he knows about sukuna and his loneliness and thinks sharing his memories, childhood with him will help him realize that a person's worth is not decided by set standards..

This is my personal opinion which may be wrong but maybe yuuji is doing this because sukuna doesn't see the value in life in general, in his own life too. The only time he feels joy is when he fights, when it's about jujutsu.. He sees humans as nothing but timepass until he dies. And i don't think this is something a person who sees his life valuable would say..

He sees value in strength and those who don't possess that aren't of any value. He told kashimo that they are loved because they are strong and without strength he himself would be of no value... yuuji possibly realizes that and offers to share his memories because as per him its the memories that make a person's life valuable.

Thing is sukuna was unwanted since birth and gege mentioned that he was always known as king of curses and humans had always regarded him as calamity. They must have avoided him initially because of him being cursed later because of his status as KOC.. Meaning that he was always alone since he was a child and must have neen ostracized, neglected by others. ..

This panel here kinda suggests that this is what he did till he became strong enough to crush those who made him suffer. Him not knowing if he was strong from birth or not tells us even if he was strong , it wasn't appreciated at all.. He was exposed to the ugly side of humanity very early and might have based his perspective on that.. He was first feared, detested loathed by others then was admired for his strength but was never acknowledged as a person...gojo, kashimo and yorozu whoever wanted to fight him had already decided that sukuna's loneliness can only be fulfilled through strength/ fighting him defeating him and he doesn't know of weakness which I believe might not be the case..

But yuji sees something else and decides to talk it out . He is trying to provide sukuna with different perspectives because sukuna in my opinion has a very limited perspective on life. he has become numb to things that don't matter to him....one of the reason he dislikes yuuji is because yuuji is like a strange, uncertain phenomenon that sukuna has no answer for. It's like he prepared for gojo ,kashimo, yorozu but yuuji came out of the syllabus and he's figuring out what to do with that.

[stonedcoldfoxtarot]

5 Reasons You’re That Bitch

Something for the hotties and the secret hotties ft. lyrics by Megan the Stallion

Pile 1 -> Pile 2

Pile 3 -> Pile 4

Pile 1

7oS, Hierophant, Empress, 4oC, 7oP, AoS, QoS, 10oP rev, 10oW, 5oW (2oS)

Many of you are strategic and move in silence. Hoes mad, but you ain’t finna stop until you make it to tin-op and do all the things your haters say you could not (NDA)

You live life on your own terms. Don’t give a fuck about what a hatin’ ass bitch gotta say. Cause none of these hoes saying shit to your face and none of these hoes finna see you at the bank (Thot Shit)

Taken or single, men everywhere want you cause you’re a hot girl and you do hot shit. You make him spend his income on your outfit (Girls in the Hood)

You got a body-ody-ody that makes bitches wanna fight. They spend a lifetime tryna get this hot, but you not the one to play with, like a touch-me-not (Body)

You’re a savage, attitude nasty. Talk big shit but your bank account match it. Haters keep your name in their mouth, now they gaggin’ (Savage Remix ft. Beyonce)

Pile 2

Strength rev, Moon, 4oC, KoP rev, 5oC, Hermit, 4oW, 7oP, AoC, Magician (4oP)

You’re a certified freak, 7 days a week. Wet Ass P*ssy, make that pull out game weak. Some of you don’t cook and you don’t clean, but let you tell it, you got that ring (WAP)

You a real ass bitch, you know you got it lit. All year round it’s a hot girl summer, got a whole lot of options cause they know a bitch poppin’ (Hot Girl Summer ft. Nicki Minaj)

Every day you wake up paid and pretty. Bitches gotta come get their man before you put em in a trance. Cause you got that super nova..that grip, that choker (Cognac Queen)

Pile 2, you ‘bout your money, p*ssy out when you feelin’ real cunty. Men like you thick with the accent county, would sell their soul for a sniff of your undies (Tuned In Freestyle)

Fake ass bitches, fake ass hoes…you tint your windows and lock your doors. When you dip off everybody talking ‘bout a bitch “went ghost,” but, shit, that’s how you roll (Tina Snow Interlude)

Pile 3

KoW, 5oW, 7oP, 6oP, World, KoS, 3oS rev, AoS, Magician, Moon, KoP

Above all else you know your worth. You like all nice things and you like ice, bling-bing. You tell those boys ‘pipe up if you wanna pipe me’ (Pipe Up)

If a man fumbles you, it’s always his loss. You tell him ‘if you wanna leave then bye-bye-bye. I’m a big girl, so I won’t cry-cry-cry’ (Don’t Rock Me To Sleep)

You keep your hair did, nails did, everything did. You tell him ‘Get it for a bad bitch, spend it for a bad bitch. If you got some money, then trick on a bad bitch’. Pile 3 you a savage. Once you spend his money, you leave ‘em in the past tense (Sugar Baby)

Every time you pop out it gets scary for these hoes. You who every man’s wife fear, a thick-thighed nightmare. You the boogie-bitch, hoe, you every man’s type, yea (Scary ft. Rico Nasty)

Pile 3 you stay on your “Fuck you” shit, cause you done being nice. And when it comes to cuttin’ people off, you don’t ever think twice. Fuck it, bitch, you not nice (Not Nice)

Pile 4

Hanged Man rev, 8oP, Hierophant, 5oC, 2oP, Emperor, KoC, 5oS, Fool, AoC, Magician (8oW)

Might have had some setbacks but that was the past. You ain’t gotta worry ‘bout shit, money good. Cause you been out here grindin’ like you ain’t ate, while these hoes bringing nothing to the table but their plate (Money Good)

Pile 4, you have expensive tastes, only men who hate on you are the ones that can’t afford you. This is a motherfuckin’ broke male warning (Warning)

Bitches don’t like you ‘cause you cocky, well you cannot help that your sexy sell and you’re in love with your sexy self. You need a boo that’s gon’ sex you well (Bless The Booth Freestyle)

Pile 4, you’re all that and a bag of flamin’ hot chips. You a hot girl so talk yo shit (Flamin’ Hottie)

And you couldn’t care less if these bitches don’t like you, cause, like, you’re pretty as fuck. With a face like this and a bitch this paid, shit, what could a hoe say? (Her)

Thanks for reading🔮✨

© 2023 stonedcoldfoxtarot. All rights reserved. Please do not copy, translate, edit or redistribute.

[onp4012]

Pick a Card: What’s your role in this lifetime?

Choose one of the pictures in the image and then scroll down to see what your role is in this lifetime!

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©onenormalperson4012

here’s the masterlist

Pile 1

9S, Emperor, Death, KNOP, QOS, 3P, 9C, Lovers

The people who choose this pile probably have been forced to grow up or mature themselves from a very young age. I feel like life has been giving you a hard time ever since the beginning and you have met a lot of change during your upbringing. Life didn’t seem so stable after a while, did it? I see that your role in this lifetime is to be strong and independent and learn from all of your mistakes. In this lifetime you should be faced with many changes and challenges to further develop your soul. I feel like you will also be forced to develop your more earthly senses. If you choose this pile there’s a chance that you may have mainly earth placements or not have earth placements at all, in which case you will need to develop a more grounded sense and perspective. You are meant to become a strong and stable individual. I can also see that you were forced to become a very very logical person and you had to ignore your feelings.

I’m getting girlboss vibes from this pile. I feel like most of you who have chosen this pile would like to work in finances or want to work as some sort of leader. I can see that you have the leadership qualities but I am not sure if all of you will want this type of responsibility. I’m getting a very serious vibe from you. You are meant to accomplish great things in this lifetime and I see that the universe/God has been trying to send you messages that this is what you should pursue. Some of you may fear this type of commitment but just so you know, God doesn’t give you more than you can carry. I see a lot of happiness and stability in your life around the age of 30.

Pile 2

Hermit, 8S, 10C, KOC, 5S, Justice, QOP, 4C

First thing I heard when I shuffled was “First place you”, so perhaps many of you tend to put others’ needs above yours because of insecurities. I get that most of you who has chosen this pile are very emotional people who tend to seek constant validation or always feel like they are a victim because your efforts are almost never reciprocated. I feel like you might’ve grown up to be a people pleaser and got used to the feeling of being worthy and enough for the people around you. It’s like you’ve constantly sought love and tried to please in order to receive that love. You are quite a compassionate person, gotta be honest.

You seem very empathetic and people have used you for your empathy and your mercy so you might feel a little bit lost. I get that your role in the lifetime is to start putting yourself in first place and stop being a people pleaser or if you want to keep being one, assert some limits. You have to acknowledge that you are your own person, and realize that you have your own life and others are responsible for their own lives. You are not their mother, neither their guardian. I also feel like you have been searching for answers, and that you have probably watched countless pick a card readings on YouTube or Tumblr only to find an answer. The reason you’re feeling lost is because you have started to lose your self identity by putting other people first. You can see how I keep on telling you this, but I feel like no matter how much I tell you that you need to change this. I still feel the need to tell you once again. PUT. YOURSELF. FIRST. While I was looking at the picture for this pile I heard the word “Help” so I guess it’s pretty self explanatory.

Pile 3

10S, 4W, 8P, 9C, AOC, Fool, Empress, Hermit

I was looking at the cards just now and I thought about like you know those times when you are feeling very down and you just pray that things are going to be good again and somehow you end up distracting yourself with something very pleasant, so you just forget about that bad thing. This is the vibe that is pile gives me. I feel like those who have chosen this pile need to learn that pain is something you cannot just ignore  but you have to go through and eventually remember that you have things in life which can help you get over that specific pain. I want you to know that you are able to get over pain by yourself and you do not need anything else but yourself. You are a strong person and you can overcome everything. You’re on this lifetime seems to be that you are able to forgive, and you should forgive those who have done you wrong.

I also feel like your role in this lifetime is also to help people heal faster and enjoy their stay on earth as much as you enjoy yours. I feel like most of you are usually very optimistic people and you prefer to see the good and bad and just enjoy and just work through it but the same time also feel like you’re kind of conflicted. It’s like you don’t even trust yourself and it’s just sad because you have a lot to offer and you should realize how much happiness you can bring others how much love you can teach. Your role in this lifetime, could also be that you will have to be some sort of teacher to those who are very down and teach them how to see the world less scary when they are in pain. So yeah, I think this is your role in this lifetime. You need to learn this lesson in order to be able to help others as well, so you can accomplish this one role

Pile 4

Judgement, POS, 9W, Hanged Man, KNOP, Magician, KOP, High Priestess

Those who have chosen this pile, will need to establish a healthy connection with the divine and develop their spiritual side. I have to be honest I pretty much see in this reading that most of you who have chosen this pile tend to have this envious side, which is caused by the feeling of worthlessness.  Alright, I feel like most of you are probably already involved with spirituality or with occult or religion., so I guess we can talk about the fact that you need to start trusting your gut instinct and your intuition. Your role in this lifetime is to keep being spiritual or dive even deeper than you have already have. Manifestation comes very easily to you I see, especially physical manifestation. You will accomplish great things in this life with the help of the divine so keep on manifesting and wishing big, because it’s working.

Because of your good deeds, you will get to feel content and happy. I see that karma goes very hard for you guys, so please don’t curse or do anything negative because it will come back even harder (I don’t feel like many of you are witches who practice black magic, but still). I also see that in this lifetime you are also meant to be materially blessed and happy financially. The king of pentacles kept on trying to get out of the deck and he usually signifies very prosperous people so this could mean that you will need to become this prosperous archetype. You’ve got what it takes to become what you need to become, just trust the universe and you’ll see. Don’t worry too much about it.

Pile 5

Judgement, POS, QOC, World

Goddamn, first two cards were also in the previous pile. You might wanna check Pile 4 before reading this. I feel like those who have chosen this pile will need to focus on their knowledge and become the best possible version of themselves. This pile will need to learn what auto control really is and start accepting their responsibilities and realize that no one will do their work for them. This pile has a lot of potential, but they also need to work hard.. I feel like those will have chosen this pile need to connect to their femininity and masculinity and try to balance those two things out. I see that you are very passionate people, and that you were very gifted intellectually, but you have to realize that you need to step in to your femininity as well.

Feel your emotions. Trust your instincts don’t be afraid to be vulnerable. Be curious to explore things and don’t be afraid of life. You are meant to become a strong individual and be an example for others, so do not be any less of an example. Be happy and enjoy life. This is what you need to be in this lifetime. Learn how to balance energies within yourself out and try being more receptive to your own feelings.

Thank you for being here❤️

[sh0tanzz]

RIIZE ENERGY CHECK ~ based on tarot

reminder this is based off of my interpretations of the energy and cards I receive and is not exact fact unless said so by the members themselves; energy is subject to change or manifest differently so my reading may differ from others

Note : The members are allowing me to do this reading (AoW, 6oW) they’re also willing to not be anonymous because they aren’t really sharing anything too crazy or private (The Sun)

Shotaro

He needs rest and to have a vacation in all honestly. He’s been very responsible and working very hard lately and it might be taking a toll on him to a degree. (8oP, 7oW, Strength Rx, 4oS) I don’t think the company is necessarily pushing him but he feels a need to push and is becoming a bit of a workaholic and is surprisingly optimistic since all of the hard work is leading to success (10oW, KNoS, AoP, 6oW). He should rest though, he might be unconvinced that he’ll get burnt out but it’s still possibly that he could (4oP), he must find balance (2oP)

Eunseok

In the past he went through a period of time where he had feelings of inadequacy and insecurity in regards to his place in the group and uncertainty about his future as an idol. (2oW, The Star Rx, 9oW, 2oS) However recently he feels way more secure and hopeful and even excited for what the future holds due to current success, he’s also hinting towards their 6 time showcase wins motivating him. (9oP, 6oW, The World) He also wants to be more open and to befriend and work with more people as well be more giving with his availability and positive side (3oP, 6oP)

Sungchan

There’s something he’s currently looking forward to and he’s finally making action towards it or acting on the project at hand after a time of having to sort and pick through options and ideas (3oW, KNoW, 7oC). Someone older or more experienced than him/he seeks guidance from is aiding him with what he’s currently looking forward to and setting action on (The Heirophant) however he still has autonomy and creative control over it (The Magician). Im not sure if what he’s looking forward to is music related, it seems that it’s aimed towards the members/briize. I keep hearing the phrase “그것은 비밀“ which means “it’s a secret” in a playful tone 😭 his energy is very goofy here as well.

Wonbin

I’m ngl Wonbin might have schedules or is preoccupied mentally because the cards for him essentially fell out in a heartbeat as if he was in a rush but he still got his point out regardless. Ngl, he’s tired/bored of the “cold” persona SM pushes him to do and everyday wants to scrap it completely more and more (The Sun Rx, The moon, 4oC, 9oC Rx) especially because he knows fans really do like the authentic him, his “truth” (AoS, PoC) . Also Wonbin genuinely appreciates the briize fandom and he is aware he might be seen as shallow but his appreciation is genuine.

Seunghan

My room suddenly felt quiet and the air/energy got very calm and still. He’s currently in a state of building things back up, basically cleaning up and rebuilding after the mess he endured a couple months back (The Tower, 6oS, 8oC, Temperance). There’s people in his circle aiding him fem and masc energies (QoC, KoC, KoS). He’s moving forward into a new era/chapter of his life that will help him evolve and find success/comfortability again (Death, The Empress)

Sohee

He’s been hanging out and spending a lot of time with some friends from within the industry on his downtime (3oC, PoW, PoS) I’m pretty sure the Page of Wands and Page of Swords represent BND Jaehyun (Sag) and ZB1 Hanbin (Gemini). He may have been closer to them and see them as more of friends than coworkers. He might be a bit closer to Jaehyun tho. He’s satisfied with work and the financial gains he’s been getting from it (AoP)

Anton

He feels more comfortable with himself and has been more in touch with his masculine side and confidence. (Strength, The Chariot, AoW) . He currently misses his younger brother and family which is pretty obvious with the cards. (3oS, 6oC, 10oP) but he knows he can cope and will be able to see them again soon, there may be a holiday or event coming up where he can see them all (7oP, 4oW, 10oC) He also might be fighting for a bit more creative/musical control in the group, he may want to compose or have a bit more suggestion towards the groups upcoming music (5oW)

[kiwioala]

foolishs interview with cucurucho!

What is your biggest accomplishment on the island? Answer: Building the titan.

2. What is your favorite memory in the island? Answer: Depends on the day, he as a lot of cool memories connected with each emotion, but overall the first day of purgatory!

3. Have you ever felt like the protagonist of the story, if yes when? if no why? Answer: Yes, there was the whole batman thing, and then he built the dragon, and then the time he built the titan, then the time he became king of the capybaras, then when he became the police officer

4. If there is something in your story that must stay, that is important, what would it be? Answer: Being king of the capybaras was fun and being a detective/policeman and having a gun. Then there was the shark fins, but on a given day he could do more detective stuff than KOC stuff (he wants the eternal banana). Then he admitted he owned a cloud (illegal item) to cucurucho that he had it and got away with it. Basically either being KOC or being a detective/cop and having an office.

5. if you were to be recognized for something you did, what would it be? would it be something good or bad? Answer: Simple answer; building. Even though he built the titan, he thinks his dragon build is better.

6. Would you be more motivated into completing something with a premium to be rewarded in the end? Answer: Yeah, probably. Or money, or any kind of reward can help.

7. If there was a future out of the island, who would you take with you on your journey? Answer: Tough question, he thinks theres a lot of possibilities and different angles. Ultimately, he decided Roier so that if he gets trapped somewhere, he'll have no choice but to learn more Spanish.

8. You got a huge nomination, what message would you give your supporters? Answer: Thanks to everyone out there, thank you for recognizing me as the best, I couldn't have done it without you, and next year I plan on doing it again because thats what I do. Because once I do it once, it's bound to happen twice. And then I would grab the trophy and through it back into the crowd and go "this one goes out to you guys!"

9. What advice would you give others, into pursuing goals? What is the first and most important step? Answer: The very, most important step, is kind of just to start. And then once you start, then you begin to adapt and learn and change and try new things.

[kurooandkenmasslut]

HASHIRA X F!READER!

about - You were simply changing your clothes but didn't expect an unexpected guest to enter...

notes: AHHH!! i know i haven't written is so so long!! i was getting busier and i haven't got any rest 🥹 but!! i decided to make this on the spot so...Enjoy!

GIYU TOMIOKA!

"Ughh! I'm so glad that's off me!" As you closed your door, you said your head tilted back in pleasure. The sweat and the patches of blood on your body made you sick. Your legs were sweaty and you felt like drowning yourself in water. You were taking your top off when you heard mumbling and stopped. You froze and peeked over your arms, only to see your boyfriend, Giyu Tomioka, halted at your door. You squealed before running to your bathroom. 'Oh god, that was so embarrassing! He just saw my bra! KYAAA!!' You thought, head against the door and your butt on the floor. You heard footsteps come to the door. "I... I'm so sorry, I didn't mean- I- uhm- I'm sorry, I hope you forgive me." Giyu stuttered before walking at a fast pace. That was before you opened the door and peeked your head out.

TENGEN UZUI! & his sexy wives!

"hm, maybe I shouldn't have trained at the lake..." you mumbled, to put it short, you were training down at a gorgeous lake you found just down the hill from your estate, but while you were there, it started to rain, which made you sulk since your clothes were all damp. But to make your day even worse, your left leg slipped and you fell head-first into the lake, making you fret more than ever.

as you were dragging yourself up the hill, you remembered that your husband, the famous and flashy Uzui Tengen, had told you earlier that he and your wives would visit your estate before leaving for their extended mission. Realizing this, your slow agonizing pace came to a hurried and rushed pace causing burning in your already worn-out muscles.

you finally reached the door and almost broke it down. You flung off your top and searched frantically for a top to put on. You were so caught up in trying to put on a top that you didn't realize that your guests were already here...

"zoo wee Mama! what a flashy and gorgeous sight! Your breasts look so good in that br- OW MAKIO!"

You jumped and snapped your head around to see your wives and your husband in the doorway. Tengen licking his lips, suma blushing (maybe drooling a bit..) makio turning into a tomato and fiddling with her hair, and hinatsuru trying to cover her eyes and trying to shove everyone with a red face.

after hina shoved everyone, you finally came out of your state of shock and slapped your hands on your now flustered face.

MITSURI KANROJI!

You yawn and debate to yourself if you should change into your PJs yet or not. To put it short, you ended up doing so.

You took off your top and searched around for another.

"Should I change into one of mitsuris tops?" you asked yourself. You heard your creeky door creak open with a red face and lovely green and pink hair, styled in braids.

"EEEEK! IMSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSORRY!! IREALLYDIDNTMEANITISWEAR!!! IJUSTWANTEDTOASKYOUWHATYOUWANTEDFORDINNER!! I SWEAR I WASN'T-" you laughed and her small rant. "'suri, it's really okay, "a-a-a-are you sure?! I'mreallyso-"

You grabbed her face and kissed her lips to shut her up, but now you think you've made the wrong mistake since she passed out of embarrassment...

SHINOBU KOCHO!

you were doing hashira training, the ones Aoi and the three butterfly girls asked you to join in.

Unfortunately for you, inosuke splashed Green tea all over you, multiple times may I say (the only times when you turned your back and he splashed you for no reason whatsoever 👺)

"MUHAHAHAHAHHA LORD INOSUKE HAS SPLASHED YOU YET AGAIN!! FEEL THE PAIN, UNDERLING?! WANNA FIGHT?!" he screamed and you just sighed in response.

You were changing in your now-soaked uniform when Shinobu, your girlfriend of three years, peeked her head in.

"Oh my! Look at your lovely curves!~" "SHINOBU KOCHO!!" "Pfttt, I'm only kidding darling, your body is beautiful~" "GET O-" "Okay okay! I'm going!"

SANEMI SHINAZUGAWA !

You yawned after coming into your front door, too tired to notify your husband, sanemi, that you were home from your week's mission.

You creaked your shared room door open and slipped out of your uniform and brought two towels and headed into the bathroom. You fill up the bath and slipped in, softly and silently groaning in pleasure. You lay your head back and closed your eyes, the feeling of the hot water soaking onto your body. After about 20 minutes of doing your business in the bath, your shaking legs manage to carry your weight when you stood up.

Suddenly, a cold draft entered the air, your body shivering at the feeling. The reason for that is that your husband had opened the door and started doing his own business. Who does that man think he is?!

You dared not to breathe as he finished. He turned around to wash his hands but his purple orbs widened at you. You quickly covered yourself before you ran out with your towel, totally embarrassed.

Let's say after that you couldn't look him in the eye, especially since you noticed he got a boner...

OBANAI IGURO !

Earlier this week, you went shopping with mitsuri and Shinobu for clothes since your clothes got ripped due to a demon randomly attacking. But the only thing you didn't realize is that the size was too small, so you decided to change back into mitsuris spare clothes.

Wondering where it was you explored your bedroom, every inch scanned by your eyes.

For some reason, you thought maybe it slipped under your bed by accident? And it somehow did. You took off your top and gonna switch onto mitusris but the top had so many buttons, so you had to take them out. While you were doing that, you felt Kaburamaru, obanai's snake, slither up your leg.

Greeting him, you brought him on your shoulders while you tried to figure out how to put it on.

All while this was happening, obanai was looking frantically for kaburamaru, how did he not notice where he went?! And so, he checked every room in the house, all except your shared bedroom. He slowly crept up and looked through like a gap in the door and the doorframe. His foot unfortunately for the both of you, hit forward, so the door creaked loudly, causing you to go into alert mode, reaching your hands for your sword beside your bed.

Realizing that it isn't a demon, and it's your boyfriend, embarrassment and shyness crept up your body and your face turned red. Obanai also noticed the situation, his face turned every shade of red before he slammed the door closed.

"Lock the door next time... idiot.."

RENGOKU KYOJURO !

"I THINK THAT IT'S ENOUGH TODAY! YOUR UNIFORM IS DIRTY! PLEASE CHANGE AND COME BACK OUT AGAIN DARLING!" Kyojuro yelled as you sighed. You two were training for hours and your energy was drained, yet you still question why he was still yelling in his usual booming voice.

You dragged your feet to where your shared room and peeled off your uniform top, which made you sigh in relief. You flopped onto your bed and just rested your eyes. You don't know how long you've been laying there but you know it's been too long since you could hear your boyfriend's loud footsteps all through the estate. You open your eyes and tried to sit up but then realised that you honestly couldn't due to your shaky, and cut arms.

"DARLING! WHAT TAKING YOU SO-... I-IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE STILL CHANGING! MY APOLOGIES! I-ILL.. I'LL GET GOING NOW!" You could almost hear the loud beats of his heart.

He closed the door and let out a breath of air. He's so glad that he went out almost immediately because his cheeks were turning pink. His mind flashed of you in a- nonono! He can't be thinking this, it would be very inappropriate. But let's say he did drool a bit-

GYOMEI HIMEJIMA !

"..love? Why is your heart beating so fast?" Gyomei questioned. You were getting ready for a shower, so you stripped off naked and were reaching for a towel when gyomei came in. You froze and just stood in your place, your face burning with embarrassment.

"U-um.. gyo.. i-im changing.." and that's when gyomei froze. "Ah.. i-i understand.. I apologize for intruding." "... it's okay.." you mutter as he shuffles back and closes the door as you slapped your face in embarrassment.

MUICHIRO TOKITO !

"What did I come in here for again..?" Muichiro asked himself. "EEEEEEKKKK GET OUT!!" You screamed. He yawned and shrugged. He waddled over to the corner to fetch his katana and back again as if you weren't there. "umm???? Can you get out now" "...mkay." as he strutted over and out the door, without closing the door, which made your eye twitch.

notes: YAYAYAYYA IM FINALLY DONEEEE OMMGGGJSHAHAGARAaaddua ⚰️

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[cardboardheartss]

Hi, could you please do reading on Soobin TXT and Haerin Newjeans bond/relationship? and how they feel about ea?

Thank you so much 💓

Soobin and Haerin Dynamics Mini Reading

6oC, The Sun, 4oP rx, 5oC rx, 2oW rx, KoC, The Star

Very much sunbaenim and hoobaenim (idk how to spell) relationship. Soobin is proud of nwjns and haerins success but feels overly remorseful about the whole situation in the company. He wishes he could help and defend them but he knows who’s watching them rn.

[youthnighttarot]

Who’s watching you….???👀🗣️👂🏾(Tarot Reading PAC)

Ok let’s find out who’s watching you…?

Pile 1 Pile 2

Pile 3

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Pile 1

Tarot Cards Pulled: KoS, Strength, AoW, Devil (rv), 4oP (rv)

Oracle cards: Religious Beliefs, Institution, one sided

So immediately, what I first got is that that television show on Netflix called you like, someone could be stalking you, someone could like just be lurking in the shadows I don’t know it’s like an icky energy. I keep hearing you, you, you. So maybe it could be yourself or someone like yourself. But I really resonate more with YOU the Netflix series. So whoever’s watching you pile one they are extremely courageous/brave.

They know how to think on their feet and they have a high level of quick wit. They know how to seize the moment and this can bring a lot of new opportunities into you life. This could also be you or the energy that you’re about to step into in the near future. Regardless there are countless opportunities and new beginnings/projects coming up for you pile 1 congratulations. And this person may be beneficial to helping you succeed. (I heard a group of y’all)

This may also be someone who’s head strong and quite impatient…this may be exemplified when speaking about their passions. This person may have dealt with obsessions, addiction, or bad habits which caused them major grief but, they are moving on and freeing themselves from the bounds of their addictions whatever it may be. This person is no longer holding on to unhealthy habits and attachments their finding a new them.

Quick Messages

👁️Someone who could be apart of an Institution/Industry

👁️Someone who can often be viewed as one-sided

👁️Someone with Aries placements or Aries energy

👁️Hiding true nature about one’s spiritual/religious beliefs

Pile 2

Tarot cards pulled: Judgement, AoC, AoW, 3oC (rv), KoC

Oracle cards: Attraction, Six attacking one, Ignorance

The person watching you has had sometime for self reflection. To really evaluate themselves or you or, this may be you. (Take it as it resonates) They want to start a new with you and offer you this cup of love, they are here to offer you passion New Romantic beginnings….which could lead to love and even pregnancy. (Be careful) You or they may have made a snap judgement about each other and never got the real chance to see a connection bloom or, this may happen in the near future.

There has been some sort of self awakening between you two or within yourselves. This could be someone who has been working on something significant within their life or, they’ve done the hard work to get where they are mentally. This could be highly focused individual, especially in regards to career, stability, money, and balance. This could have been a past lover/friend/family member who used to gossip about you or a had a bitchyness to them. Alternatively this could be someone who isolates and shuts themselves away for social interactions.

This person has great wit but uses it impulsively instead of strategically. For like one person this person may have been the wrong choice for you and you may have gotten pregnant and ended the pregnancy. (I’m so sorry) I think this person fights people with their mind and their communication style. They are definitely a smooth talker so I’m getting masculine vibes here. They’re like a bad-ass alien Lml.

Quick Messages

Someone who may have to travel overseas to meet you

Someone who you’re very attracted towards or vice versa

Someone who may have been ganged up on or may have hanged up on you (may be where the gossip is coming from 🤷🏾‍♀️)

Someone who may have feigned ignorance in the past to get over on you/ they had someone do this to them

Extra🧚🏾‍♀️: Also may be Aquarius or have Aquarius placements in their natal chart

Pile 3

Tarot cards pulled: The Fool (rv), KoC (rv), 2oC (rv), 10oW

Oracle cards: Risky action, Free self from demands and expectations, gaining clarity (rv)

Someone who may be indecisive about you or about a situation their going through. This person doesn’t want me to know their giving me suck a hard time shuffling 🙄🤣. They may have a lot of hope or faith one it comes to their life’s journey; to many they come off as a foolish individual. They could be overly emotional/optimistic to the point it could become detrimental later down the line for them. They could be extremely gullible and naïve yet they’re grown as hell.

They have a lot of distractions in their life and you happen to be one of them. This is a careless person who does not have the emotional intelligence to carry out any social tasks let alone any type of relationship. They have no real plan in life and when they get a leg up they shit on that person. They could have taken advantage of you financially when they first came into your life or, when they do eventually come into your life. They constantly had irrationally moody fits with people which caused them to lose out on career opportunities/advancements.

This is someone who is unbelievably unbalanced and you both are definitely opposite who do not attract. They may be extremely overwhelmed right now because, they have no clear direction in life…they’re quite miserable. They are holding on fighting to things they have a passion for but they are emotionally unstable and this causes major tower moments within their life. They could suffer from a depression but use this as an excuse to manipulate people. It’s just weird energy overall steer clear of this person. (or people I hear👀)

Quick Messages

They may say things that really rub people the wrong way

They take a lot of unnecessary risks with little to no reward

They have yet to gain any real clarity from the terrible decisions

Extra 🧚🏾‍♀️: This is for you pile 3 free yourself of what you expect this person to be/do because they’ll keep constantly disrespecting you

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[cerunilea]

I genuinely enjoy Foolish and Bad's "the Federation is a fish store" metaphor, it puts everything into perspective quite well and makes it really easy to understand everyone's goals and stance towards the Federation and its workers/members.

Some examples (both from their talk & me adding to the metaphor):

Bad has an orange pet fish (Ron) and has been thinking of getting another blue one (kidnapping Fred), and is the one outside watching and cutting the power lines of the store

Foolish would ideally like to run the store or get some employees under his command (be KOF as well as KOC), but is aware that is mostly a pipe dream, and is happy to see the fish store burn after he's had his fun with it

Everyone is technically stuck close to the fish store and are technically under the whims of its management even if they are "customers" (stuck on the island)

The "fish store" may be actually a chain store (be bigger than just the Federation control we know on the Island)

The duck is the store manager

Tubbo Really likes the blue fish Bad wants, but the blue fish (Fred) prefers to stay in the fish store at a slight distance despite enjoying his company as well. Tubbo is also definitely a known menace to store staff, most of the other fish, and a considerable number of fellow customers as well.

Some mysterious people (code entities) keep sabotaging and throwing bricks through the fish store windows, but have also thrown those bricks at the customers (islanders) so no one knows what their end motivations are

Some customers, whether through manipulation or wary alliance, are helping the mysterious green-and-black third party (code entities) further their goals of taking down the fish store (+ Etoiles who is both fistfighting and tentatively helping them)

Cucurucho is the only staff member allowed to talk directly to customers

Fit got hired to occasionally clean the windows of the store (janitor job) but is mostly just trying to look through to see the valuable documents in the back office (that all stores seem to have but nobody can ever get into) without much luck

I could probably think of more, but this list is already rather long and going much further will only lead to stretching circumstances to fit in ways that might not be entirely accurate.

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: Wow, I'm a doctor.

Pac: KELP will help! Everything makes sense!

Foolish: KELP... CAN STILL HELP, BABY! HE'S BACK!

[Pac cheers and Fit chuckles]

Foolish: KELP will help and KOC will rock. [Clicks his tongue]

Mike: Foolish, I think we made the wrong decision. I think you should be the president.

Foolish: WAIT- that's a great idea! Let's usurp together!

Phil: What.

Pac: Yeah, I'm a KOC follower!

Mike: I'm honored, I'm honored.

Pac: Like, Foolish, I- I follow your KOC, you know? Wherever you go.

Foolish: Ok, sweet! Ok, who's with me? Are we all gonna follow the KOC?

Pac: Yeah, so where's the KOC going?

Foolish: Ummm I don't know, I haven't really thought it- thought it this far through. Um, but you're right, maybe-

[glittersgloom]

Hello!! I’m currently trying to write a koc/jj fic but like i’ve never written a coach/player dynamic in my life😭 so i was wondering if you have any tips on how you wrote your wonderful masterpiece on them!! <3

omg an ask! (i love asks guys 👀😁) apologies in advance i can’t string thoughts together 💔

i honestly had trouble writing it too tbh. in fact i’m trying to write a sequel (🤯🍆🍑💦) and i’m sitting here scratching my head like damn 😕. i think the thing about coach/player dynamics is like a lot of it is built off of tension? like more so than player/player bc like…you can’t fuck your coach 😭.

but also maybe some things will depend on how exactly you’re writing them? on where they are in their relationship - like are they already together or is it like mutual pining & making googly eyes lol. the latter was what i tried to focus on in my fic. although in the sequel, it would be established (or like in the process of 😭) so for that i’m trying to actually lean into them being together now that everything is out in the open...

i think like no matter what, their specific dynamic is just so fun in general? so like at the very least you stick to that…and everything will fall into place? like they’re genuinely just sweet and there’s this mix of respect and power but also, like, the need to keep it together even though they’re kindaaa obsessed with each other. which is the vibes i try to capture i guess?

so i think if you just have fun with the tension, let them be a little messy and ridiculous about each other, it’ll all come thru naturally!

holyyy yap i apologize in advance anon idk if this was even helpful?? i’m sorry 😭

erm here's some random snippets from the WIP sequel:

“C’mon, Justin,” he murmurs, voice like silk stretched thin, rough around the edges. “If I’m wrong, say it.”

and

“You’re everything,” Kevin breathes against his skin, his voice rough and sweet, the words sinking into Justin, warming him from the inside out.

[snowyroads]

Hello, I'm about to go on a yapping session about my feelings on different football rpf ships because i'm up and can't sleep! :) grab your popcorn and get ready. I also just want to do this cuz i feel like i haven't given y'all an insight on what goes on in my brain.🧍🏻‍♀️(i started this last night when i was half asleep lol)

joemarr- THIIISSS ONE! okay, clearly this is one of my favorites. (if you couldn't tell from my mass postings about them or amount of fics i have) i feel like a lot of ppl have different opinions on their dynamic and somehow I agree with every single one. i think every since LSU days, Ja'marr has worked on Joe getting out of shell. not to call Joe introverted (because we all know that man could get it) I just think at the beginning with him being new to the team and not knowing where he fitted in, Ja'marr was the one there for him and take him under his wing essentially. THEN, I think Joe did the same thing for Ja'marr when he got drafted to the Bengals. because dude literally told his coach to choose Ja'marr. (some fan behavior right there) and when ppl were starting to doubt Ja'marr's abilities as a WR, Joe was immediately there to back his man up. I also think that little pinky thing they do IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. cuz wdym!??? i think i could write a whole essay just about that stupid handshake of theirs. it's something about seeing two grown ass men, join their pinkies together as a sign of 'friendship' and then going on their merry way afterwards like they just didn't interlock their souls together? OH. ALSO, the fact that they don't even call what they have a friendship, they both say relationship when referring to each other. cuz that's totally what normal bros do, yk? GIVE ME A BREAK. WE KNOW WHAT YALL ARE. the clothes buying? the teasing each other? Joe wearing JA’MARR’S JERSEY!? ok im not even done with everything i have to say about them but we'll leave it there for now.

Stefon/Josh- they actually make me want to scream. when i actually first found out about football rpf, they were the first ship i read about and i fell IN LOVE. but i found out about them too late and only got to enjoy two years of them together before the divorce. HAHAHA. (it's actually not even remotely funny) One of the best moments i think i saw between the two of them was when Josh was giving a pre-game speech one time and Stefon was so hyped, he jumped up and helmet bumped Josh's chest. wanna guess what happened next? at the next pre-game speech, Josh put his hand on Stefon's helmet to 'calm' him and stop him from making any unnecessary head bumps. Another moment that was crazy to me was the amount of just touching the two of them would do. like they always had to be connected in some way! AND the hugs after that lions game, the one where Josh literally looked like he couldn't breathe until he got his arms around Stef? WTF. THEY MAKE ME SIIICK. how you go from saying you wanna grow old with someone to giving him a half hug after a game? HUH? i just have to tell myself that they actually text everyday and that the side eye was just for dramatic publicity. Stefon will always be my #1 DIVA! <3.

koc/jj- okay, this one is still kinda new for me BUT it aint hard to tell what's going on with these two. for one, KEVIN IS SO FINE. IDCCC. shit i don't blame you Justin. AND JUSTIN IS JUST SOOO. UGH. he's the definition of babygirl. which is crazy cuz i never thought i would see a WR and go "babygirl?" BUT W JJ I DID. and then i just think Kevin can't help himself when he's around Justin. Always all up on him and in each other's personal space. like damn we get it. we all wanna fuck that old man. and we all think jj deserves to be treated like the princess he is! which makes them perfect for each other. It also just automatically has that tension to it because they are a coach and player relationship, so it gives "we can't get caught" ANYWAYS, ik there is so much more with them too but that's all i can think about right now.

Mike/Tua- ALRIGHT, they don't get the recognition they deserve! and i think that's because they don't have a lot of moments between them but when they do, it's big and they go viral. like the head kiss we got after Tua’s concussion (which i actually hope he thinks about his life before a career in football) and they have that same coach/player dynamic like koc and jj. also, i think Mike McDaniel is too hot for his own good. mhm. especially when he wears those glasses. OMG. anyway, im getting ahead of myself. Tua is literally the sweetest human being ever too and i remember watching hard knocks last season and their relationship and chemistry is just…WOW. (which is also why i can’t wait till this year’s with the Bengals comes out) idk how to explain it.

Brock/Fred- once again, they are both fine AF. ITS INSANE. also, size difference goes crazy. ANYWAYS. (there’s not a lot on them either so this is more just what i feel about them) Brock being Mr. Irrelevant and being the last pick in the draft, going from sitting on the bench as a 3rd string QB to STARTING is so personal to me. and he was scared as hell having to start so randomly in the season but Fred was there to pick him up when he was down and give him all the confidence he needs! Fred being a vet and teaching Brock how to be confident in himself and his abilities to be the best QB for their team. AND THEN, Brock takes them to not just one but two superbowls!? (ik they didn’t win but still it counts for something) i also just find Brock/Fred to be the definition of golden retriever and black cat energy. Brock’s the golden retriever ofc (have yall seen that clip of him saying “hi mom!” to the camera?? OMFG) Then Fred is the black cat because he’s always so nonchalant to me. like when the camera pans to him on the sideline, dudes got a straight face as they’re winning like 34-10 (ik that hasn’t rly happened this season but we move on) BUT YEAH, yall see the vision right??

okay if you’ve made it this far tysm!! <3 these football men make me crazy. i hope yall enjoyed my yapping session and feel free to ask or share anything!! <33