#know that i quote 'teach kids swears' constantly cos my uncontrollable sailor's mouth
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stan and his beef with literal children
#it makes folks going 'stan would never hurt a fly' super funny tbh#disclaimer: i'm a huge stan fan (like have you seen this blog and how i can't stop yapping about him???)#and it's important to acknowledge that he's kinda of an asshole#can't be a beloved jerk with a heart of gold without being a jerk after all#love the idea that the stan twins love halloween as much as the mystery twins#but mostly for being able to get away with doing unhinged pranks and scaring others rather than candy hustling#altho that's also a perk#but i'm guessing glass shard would've had a higher proportion of loser candy.....#know that i quote 'teach kids swears' constantly cos my uncontrollable sailor's mouth#that man has so much restraint for cutting down all his vices for the kids fr#*points at this 60 y/o man hitting a kid with a broom* is this gap moe
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