#knifey bakugou’s wifey

[touyasdoll]

Dude... babe... Ash... there's something abt Keigo I just... tw: somnophilia, lowkey yandere!Keigo?

Hawks who tries desperately to convince himself that whatever you have together, is nothing more than a casual fling; just something to relieve a little stress and have fun. But the more time he spends with you, the stronger the urge to protect you becomes. He doesn’t realize he’s become attached to you by the time it’s too late

Pretty soon, he HAS to keep you underneath his wing 24/7. You know something is... off. Keigo’s no longer the carefree, friendly hero you’ve come to casually hook up with at night. And each time you wake up, you’re met with a rutting Keigo, grunting and cooing and clinging to you as he fucks you awake

knives. knifey. bby. beloved. this..has ruined me. I hope you don’t mind if I explore this a little bc this is making me 😵‍💫😵‍💫

tw: somno, yandere, noncon (see somno)

it makes me wonder what the tipping point was for him. what little thing did you do that pushed him over the edge and made him realize that he never wants to let you out of his sight again?

maybe you made him a late dinner one night. you stopped by for your usual routine of hookup and then crash in his bed, but when he mentioned he hadn’t eaten all day, you insisted on feeding him. you were hungry anyway.

you move about his kitchen like you live there and suddenly, he realizes that he wants you to. needs you to. he barely hears what you’re on about, because he’s trying to work his way through how to ask a fuck buddy to move in, still somehow denying to himself that it goes deeper than that.

but when you mention that you’ll probably be gone before he wakes in order to get to some appointment you scheduled for entirely too early in the morning, all he can think is: no. you won’t.

and the next morning you wake to the feeling of his thick, throbbing cock splitting you apart without warning. his arms around your waist, holding you tight, but still as gently as he can. he just feels like he needs to be closer. needs you all to himself. his wings cover you both, sparing you from the light spilling in through the window, save for the singular stream of sunshine that highlights one of his golden eyes as he hovers above you to look at your pretty face.

he can’t stand it for long though. his heart can’t take it and yet he can’t look away. it’s thrumming in his chest and he’s sure you can hear it, but even if you could, you’re too distracted by the the way his pupil dilates, nearly overtaking all of the gold and replacing it with black. you’ve just witnessed it. the moment he realizes and utters his discovery out loud.

“I’m in love with you.”

[sunaswife]

I know it’s 10 over there but it’s 12 am over here so that meanssss 🥁🥁🥁 FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG SIS, KNIFEY, DENISE, MENACE, SUNAS WIFEY AND NANAMI’s BABY AND TOJIS SLUT AND BAKUGOUS DOORMAT AND SANEMIS TOY AND..I should stop 🤣 but fr fr happy birthday! 🎉 thank you for being you and inspiring me to be me

youre lucky to share zodiacs with hinata and sugawara and have a b day on pride month

IM FUCKING SOBBING I DONT DESERVE THIS SHIT PLEASE SKSBSHSUAISJA OH MY GOD

I ALSO SHARE MY ZODIAC WITH TENDOU 😭

Thank you so much like I’m serious. It means a lot that you think I’m an inspiration 🥺 and thank you for the birthday wishes

[touyasdoll]

ash! i've been meaning to ask for a while! what's your favourite type of drink? 🥃

and what kind of drunks do you think dabi, hawks and bakugou are like? 👀

Ooh I love anything fruity honestly lmao. I like to try any cocktail that sounds good when I’m out, but my go-to drinks are: sweet wine, Angry Orchard, margaritassss, and whiskey! But like good whiskey lmao Jack Daniel’s Green Apple is my fav <3

I have a feeling that you might be a whiskey fan yourself 👀 am I correct??

As for what type of drunks these men would be, here are my personal opinions that are in no way self-indulgent:

Dabi/Touya

Neeeeeeedy and he would rather die than make that too obvious

Much prefers to be drunk alone with you than with a crowd

Still very reluctant about being dependent on someone else

Like when he’s particularly schwasted & can’t even take two steps without stumbling, he’s still gonna fight you on helping him to bed

Not too much tho. Just enough so that he has plausible deniability in case you bring it up the next day

Just wants to cuddle, honestly

He actually wants to do more than that but he gets whiskey dick :(

Is more than content to settle for cuddling completely naked

Hawks/Keigo

Now I mean this affectionately..

WHORE

Attention whore, that is. He’s the life of the party when he’s plastered.

Will buy the whole bar a round bc why not

Will then proceed to hang off of you and let his hands do what they do, because he just wants to always be touching you

Will pout if you don’t give the attention that he deserves

But he’s so cute, how could you not??

Firmly believe that he’s the type to be like “hold my beer” and wanna fly around to show off

You will have to stop him from flying drunk

Of these three, he’s got the least amount of shame for his drunken behavior bc he has none

Bakugou

He’s the most outgoing that he’ll ever be in this state

Will forget that other people exist if you’re with him

Hovering around you like a lovesick puppy bc that’s what he is

“You’re so fuckin’ beautiful”, “Why do you put up with my dumb ass”, “You’re too good for me”

You will hear that shit all night

Will dance, but will also not be very good at it. For a drummer, he has surprisingly awful rhythm on the dance floor and no amount of alcohol is fixing that.

Is not the type to get drunk food, he makes his own and he’ll be SO upset if you don’t eat some too

It’s always delicious bc even drunk he’s a fantastic chef

[touyasdoll]

ashy... bby pls... m' on my knees... beggin' you to tell me more 'bout watching a scary movie w/ katsuki bakugou- it's been on repeat in my dreams 🥺🙏🏼

since you asked so nicely and bc I love & adore you sm, here you go, bby <3

Katsuki’s not a small man by any means. He’s big, bulky, and cumbersome. His footsteps thunk throughout your home, even when he’s clad in socks and you can always feel the sheer size of him radiating against your spine when he’s behind you, before he’s even close enough to touch you.

He’s intimidating to most. Perhaps to all, in one way or another. To all except you, of course.

You’re the one he likes to curl up with at night. The only person who’s ever had the pleasure of feeling his hefty weight reclining between your thighs the way he is now.

It’s another lowkey night in for the two of you. Katsuki took the liberty of selecting plenty of horror movies for you to indulge in well into the wee hours of the morning if you so choose to.

He’s nestled between your thighs, the buzzed locks of his undercut bristling against the fabric of your shirt where it rests over your stomach. It’s the most subtle indication he can offer you to tell you he wants you to keep doing that thing he likes so much.

You roll your eyes, scoffing in faux indignation as you do what he has silently plead for and begin carding your fingers through his hair.

“You’re needy sometimes, y’know that?” You jape at him quietly, sparing a glance down at his blonde tresses as you take your fingers through them, dragging your nails delicately across his scalp.

He sighs in response, crimson eyes falling closed momentarily as a contented grunt passed through his lips.

“You think I call you princess because you’re actually royalty?” He scoffs, a hearty chuckle rumbling his broad chest, causing a vibration you can feel shaking your own ribs. “You calling me needy sounds a lot like the pot calling the kettle black.”

“Shut up and watch the movie, princess,” the name leaves your tongue in a playful hiss. “You picked this one, don’t you wanna watch it?”

“Yeah, yeah,” he grumbles, readjusting between your legs to lay his biceps over your thighs and curl his palms around your calves, his massive hands swallowing them up.

But he doesn’t wanna watch the movie. Not tonight. It’s been a long week and all he wants is you. Whether it’s you all over him or him all over you, he doesn’t care.

He turns his head, letting his cheek rest against your abdomen as he feigns interest in the movie. Some poor girl is running around on the screen, crying for help until—

You startle at the jump scare that Katsuki saw coming from a mile away, your whole body tensing as you gasp and inadvertently tug on his hair.

He groans, but you don’t notice. You don’t seem to notice the way he sinks a little lower either, aligning his face with the lowest part of your hip as he leans to one side, pressing his lips to your hipbone at first to kiss and then to suck gently.

This, you notice. Your attention falls to his mouth on your partially exposed skin, the warmth and wetness of his tongue laving against the sensitive spot until you pick your hips up just slightly from the couch.

He turns over completely, closing his mouth around the spot once more to darken the faint mark already forming before shifting his attention to even more sensitive places.

Rough, eager kisses span along the inside of your leg as he settles between them, his huge hands taking palms full of your thighs while he dives in.

He noses at your clit, excitement thrumming through his veins when you snap your head down to look at him, mouth agape from the lewd action of him jawing at your clothed cunt.

“Katsuki..” you whine, bucking your hips awkwardly in search of more meaningful stimulation. In search of a rewarding rhythm.

“Hmm?” The gruff sound is accompanied by a smirk to your innermost thigh and he sinks his teeth into your soft, pliant flesh.

“N-need more,” you pant, feeling an involuntary gush of liquid surge between your legs in anticipation of what’s to come. “Please. Please, give me more.”

He chuckles again, a darker sound than the hearty laugh from earlier. It’s tinged with bravado and the faintest edge of sadism as he hooks his fingers into the crotch of your panties and tugs them aside, shamelessly burying his face in your soaking pussy before he speaks again in a low rasp.

“Who’s needy now, princess?”

[touyasdoll]

lately i've been thinking about how insufferable ex!keigo would be after you've both broken up... like... he's so nonchalant about it? he's still intentionally brushing up his feathers along any inch of skin you leave exposed (totally using that against you just to feel you shiver) and still calls you sweet petnames like baby bird, little bird, and dove to see you blush and leave you flustered

he's just... still so friendly and everyone thinks he's just being nice guy

but like... god he's still so fuckin' OBSESSED with you and toootally not implying the whole birds mate for life bs haha wdym

this is driving me CRAZY pls I want him 😩😩

you're so fucking right. everyone would think it was just so wonderful that the two of you are not only able to remain civil with one another, but that you're actually still friends?? it's admirable to everyone around you, but they don't know about the rest of it. they don't notice those little brushes of his feathers on your skin. don't pay any mind to the pet names, because why would they? he's Hawks. he's always called you something cute. it's platonic now.

but you know that it's not. he understands the effect he has on you and he takes every opportunity he sees to get a reaction out of you. not only that, but he's putting his spying skills to good use too. slipping a feather in your bag or your back pocket. accidentally leaving one behind, conveniently out of sight, when he has to stop by your place to drop off yet another item of yours that you don't even remember ever taking to his place. he has to know if you still think about him as much as he thinks about you too. is it a little morally questionable? sure, but his conscience obviously isn't airtight.

he feels a little conflicted about it, until he hears his name on your lips. it's a one-sided conversation, from what he can tell, but you're talking to someone about how much you miss what the two of you had. how you've been wondering if maybe you can salvage it and his heart starts thrumming like a hummingbird's wings.

orrr..maybe one of those feathers found their way into your bedroom. he insists on seeing you home one day and tucks one right in your pocket. he leaves you with a handsome grin and a "see you later, baby bird," that sounds entirely to suggestive to be platonic and all of a sudden, you can't help yourself. you head straight to the bedroom to get comfortable, shedding your clothes in a hurry to settle into the sheets and grab your favorite toy.

he's only just taken off, but he nearly falls straight out of the sky when he hears that familiar buzz just and his name falling from your tongue.

[touyasdoll]

TOUYA AS SCAR I CAN HEAR IT

"I'm surrounded by idiots" FSKDHDJK

right?? it fits him so well 😂

[touyasdoll]

^ the FACE i made after you reacted to being called "miss villainous"

loving you even harder now that's it there's no escape 🔪🧡

apparently I have a thing for smug bastards (affectionate) and you are no exception (even more affectionate bc I am kissin’ your face)

but, baby, I’m not the one trapped in here with you. you’re the one trapped in here with me and you’re correct: there is no escape 🔪💕

[touyasdoll]

the way hawks is the only pro-hero who could pull off wearing khaki coloured pants

no, but you’re so right about this. they give this man some of the poorest fashion options and yet he still looks fine asf. I hate him for it ahdhxhs

[touyasdoll]

YEAH. like why do i wanna see touya and keigo absolutely rip at each others throats so badly... and console each others life-long, pent up frustrations at the same time??? whether they like it or not, even if they are considered enemies, they HAVE seen each other at their most vulnerable

bc they’re parallels just as much as they are foils to one another, so it makes it tragic & painful and people like us live for that shit for some reason 🥲

I see no way for them to ever actually work out, but I love their dynamic. I love the inverse parallel of villain who’s the son of a hero & hero who’s the son of a villain. of course they end up working together. of course Keigo has some strange admiration for Touya’s abuser tied up in his own very complicated parental issues. it’s all sad, but that one teeny, tiny glimmer of hope there is from just knowing that they are both in such a unique position that would allow them to truly understand each other like no one else could is just. skdhxhs that’s painful too, but at least there’s that thin cushion of comfort to accompany all the hurt.

[touyasdoll]

is it funny that when i first got into bnha, it was because of hawks? but then bakugou grabbed me into an aggressive headlock and i rly went "this is fine"

is Keigo the gateway drug?? lmao I’m sending a pattern here.

Bakugou though, man. sigh. he really doesn’t give a fuck, does he?? needy ass mf 🙄 just grabbing people and pulling them into a hyper fixation like it’s no big deal. I love him tho 🥺 bc that mf got me too.

but you & Kats are just synonymous in my brain now. that’s your boy <3 even if you don’t like it bc I don’t think he cares lmao you’re not getting rid of him.

[touyasdoll]

@bakugous-sandbag meme-ified me and no lies were detected lmfaoo

[touyasdoll]

OBSESSED with this part- jfc that's so funny to imagine his reaction 😂😭♡

his eyes would be rolling so hard they’d hurt 💀😂 but he knows that putting up with my dumbass humor is part of the deal.

but I imagine that one of the times that I respond like a normal human being as then ask what he’s up to, he responds with, “just playing with my 🐓”

so I’m like, “Oh? 👀” only for him to send me a picture of him and Hawks playing cards at the hideout or something.

[touyasdoll]

would you beat me up yes or yes

yes, but only bc that seems to be what you want & I like to give you what you want 👀

ask me "would you.." on anon or off <3

[touyasdoll]

i'm going. to stab u 🔪♡

I love you too, bby <333 🔪

[touyasdoll]

thought of u 👀

fdhxywhd I didn’t recognize you at first lmao but I figured it out!!

but omg now I just wanna choke Keigo in the sexiest way possible 😩

[touyasdoll]

genuine question cuz i must know: would u let him get away w/ stealing ur wallet

hi, I know this is so old, but YES. I adore Rody sm ajdfafsdv he can have my wallet and my whole heart too bc he is precious