#kmofreak

[fuckingkevin91]

This is in Modesto!!! OMFG I’m dying!! 😂🤣😂

@kmofreak @prue126

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[prue126]

You know, I used to like october. But this year between midterms, work (drama, bosses being overbearing), the election, dental work that I’m stressing about, applying for healthcare next week and now to top it all off I think I’m getting sick, it fucking sucks. 

Only good thing is that kmofreak moves back home in 17 days!!

[neverland-dream]

kmofreak replied to your post: I keep breaking down in tears.

Amy I love you! Everything will get better!

Thanks Katie. It just sucks because I put so much into it. :( I love you too though!

[fuckingkevin91]

@kmofreak Sorry you don’t qualify, there’s a height requirement 💁🏻‍♂️

Hello, I'd like to purchase an extended warranty on life.

[prue126]

my wife is coming home my wife is coming home my wife is coming home my wife is coming home my wife is coming home my wife is coming home my wife is coming home my wife is coming home my wife is coming home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm TRYING not to be too excited because she might go straight to sleep after a long drive or she might go straight to her dads I don't know. But AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[prue126]

IT"S MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!! You should all go say happy birthday to her.

[prue126]

To my wife.

Just wanted you to know that.

[neverland-dream]

my friend and I are so similar we figured out how we were created.

There was this God. And he made my friend. And she was awesome. And perfect. and pretty much awesomeness all over. And he went "This creation....I like it... ANOTHER!" and threw me onto the earth to join her. And well, here we are.