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Patrón™ Proposals // Mark Lee

(A/N: [i wrote half of this on mobile and I hated it ㅠㅠ] hey all! so i fucking died while writing it because y'all already know i love Mark more than anything OOF. but yeah, i really hope you enjoy this because I had a great time putting it together! Oh! It's also the first part of a new series ;3 drunk!nct (legal members) - Jae☾)

everything written in this au is fictional.

pairing: mark x (female)reader

genre: full gallon of fluff

warnings/notes: I AM IN NO WAY ENCOURAGING UNDERAGE DRINKING. (but i am a realistic thinker.) i included jeno and renjun being tipsy, the legal age of drinking in korea is 19 but we decided to base it in Canada because it is a Mark au (yeet fellow canadians), but at the same time i altered haechans birthday to be his nineteenth (i am sorry that this is such a mess) and the fluff is coming. (and there is some cursing but when is there not?)

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Intro

All in all, Donghyucks nineteenth birthday party was great.

Jeno and Renjun did a tipsy I Love You Bitch duet,

Johnny and Yuta periodically appearing with shots,

Mark taking a few of Hyucks shots so he wouldn't get comepletely plastered,

Ten impersonating rupaul and saying "bring me my boys!" whenever he lost sight of one,

Chenle shouting "LET'S GET IT" e v e r y t i m e one of the older boys would take a shot,

Taeyong getting ready to drop kick any underaged members who try to steal a drink,

Sicheng clapping everytime Hyuck took a drink,

Lucas letting the younger boys have a sip of his drink when nobody was looking (we are sorry)

over all, it was a long ass ride wild ride.

After things settled down, it was time to go home

Mark wants to walk home.

So yall start walking and he is like,,;,;; really happy

cracking a bunch of bad jokes Johnny told him.

You lost your shit a few times because Mark is awful and this is the worst (but he cute so it's g)

You guys continue on your way but you zone out for a minute while passing a dress shop (there were some hella cute dresses in the window)

Once you snap back to reality, you find Mark watching you with the biggest smile on his face.

"What are you smiling at lightweight?"

Mark laughs as if you said something actually funny,

"I just thought you'd look really pretty in that wedding dress."

You think he's joking around so you play along

"Why don't we just get married then?"

Mark stops dead in his tracks so you turn to tell him not to worry,

thinking he was getting cold feet about your fake wedding.

But when you actually face him, he's smiling like a kid on Christmas.

"Let's go get a wedding!!"

and now you're just s h o o k™

You almost agree but he was drunk as fuck

"Uh Mark, baby, I was kidding."

"No come on, I swear it will be great babe!"

"Mark it's just not a good idea."

"You're right, it's the best idea you've ever had!"

You can't believe how soft and enthusiastic this boy is right now.

"Honey, you're really drunk."

"Nooooo I'm not drunk, I just love you a lot."

"A looooooooot"

Not really knowing what to do, you keep making excuses as you walk the equivalent of a drink toddler home.

"Taeyong won't be happy if he hears you randomly got married."

"No Taeyong will love this idea, trust me."

"Babe what about our other family and friends?"

"They all think we're cute, it's fine!"

"No church is open at this hour.."

"Hey Siri where can I get married in Vancouver at two am?"

"Mark, you disabled Siri because it scared you."

"Oh yeah........"

Eventually, Mark gets distracted.

He wants a hamburger.

Mark convinces you to go get a burger.

The boy drags you to a Wendy's (Great burger joint FiGht mE)

He almost orders six burgers but you limit him to two because he's small and y'all don't have a ton of cash on you

You get a burger and some fries too because burgers are great man.

Mark wanted a frosty.

Mark got a frosty.

You can't say no to him when he looks that cute (which is all the time tbh).

Once y'all get your food, you're about to walk away

BUT MARK STILL REALLY WANTS TO GET MARRIED OKAY.

So he asks the girl working the register what she thinks.

"Hey I'm trying to convince my girlfriend to marry me tonight but she thinks its a bad idea because its late"

You're so embarrassed that you're ready to deck this boy.

"Mark, I swear to go-"

"Babbbbbe stop interrupting meeeeeee."

The girl gives you a sympathetic smile as you drag Mark out of the Wendy's.

While Mark eats, he quiets down a bit (only a bit.)

Y'all are walking down the street eating your burgers

Mark lists a bunch of reasons why it is a great night to get married.

Slowly but surely, you get him home.

You sit him down at the table and get him to drink water because you really don't want him to throw up.

You plug in your phones and make him brush his teeth.

Y'all head to bed once Mark sobers up enough to the point where it was safe to let him sleep.

You were the first to wake up in the morning.

You're a nice person so you leave a painkiller and another glass of water on the nightstand before you go take a shower.

Mark wakes up soon after you leave and feels like Trash™

He just feels hella relieved because he doesn’t have to leave the bed

After taking the painkiller and drinking the water you left for him, he goes on his phone

AND HE IS MET WITH THE HORROR THAT IS HIS SNAPCHAT STORY

Mark is shooketh to the highest extent after seeing about ten videos of him begging you to marry him

He spent about fifteen minutes reading through all of the replies;

Jaemin: Congrats man! She said no like 30 times.

Hyuck: Thought you were gonna marry me!?!?

Jaehyun: This shit is so cute it makes me want to vomit.

Parrot: Where's my invitation?

Dolphin: WHY DID THAT EMPLOYEE LOOK SO UNCOMFORTABLEKRKKOFO

Taeyong: "Taeyong will love this idea" .. Taeyong would not love this idea. Trust your girlfriend.

He was too embarrassed to read anything after that

And with his amazing luck, you walk in moments after he puts down his phone

"Hi"

You smile at him softly (you can just tell he's hella embarrassed)

"I'm really sorry about last night, I shouldn't have had so much to drink.."

"Mark, I knew that you'd be a mess by the time we left. It was Hyuck's nineteenth birthday."

"But I was being really pushy, I asked you to marry me like fifty times.."

"I knew you were drunk babe, I planned on dragging you home anyways. I'm not mad."

Mark didn't realize what he was saying until it came out of his mouth

"Would you have said yes if I was sober?"

That question caught you off guard, you were confused by how straight forward he was being.

"Mark, we're nineteen, we haven't even talked about marriage before."

"Yeah, I know. But if I asked, would you say yes?"

"If you asked me to marry you when were bother a bit older, and sober, I don't think anything could stop me from saying yes."

Mark felt his heart swell with happiness

You smiled at him brightly, feeling the same joy he did.

He grabbed your hands and pulled you into a tight hug.

He pulled back slightly and rested his hand on your cheek, looking into your eyes with the most love and passion.

"I love you so, so much, and I cannot wait to marry you.."

end

(i hope yall enjoyed this little scenario i threw together! i had a lot of fun writing it and im hella excited to continue this series of drunk!nct [legal members only of course])

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