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thatoneluckybee · 6 months
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Hold on you would lose it over the daily contents of my pockets
So
2 pencils and a pen in pocket A + my phone (pretty normal I think???)
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And. And. This is the more full pocket
Pocket B. B-hold.
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Vaseline. House key. Wrappers apparently. School bus tag that has been censored. computer mouse. Sometimes a (plastic) water bottle. Headphone cord too but I don't have it rn
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COMPUTER MOUSE??
I CAN AND WILL TYPE UP A WHOLE ESSAY RANT ABOUT THIS WHY ARE YPU CARRYING A COMPUTER MOUSE. I AM SUFFERING FOR WHAT. A LACK OF POCKETS? BECAUSE WALMART CLOTHES DON’T LOVE ME? THEY CARE NOT FOR ME??? I TAKE LIKE TEN MINUTES BEFORE GOING ANYWHERE FORCIBLY STUFFING ALL THE MUST-CARRY-OBJECT-OR-PANIC-ATTACK THIGNS INTO A BAG OR BACKpACK OR PURSE WITH BROKEN ZIPPER FOR WHAT. TO STRUGGLE FINDING A mINI LOTION OR BANDAIDS?? TO CARRYING GLASSEs AND PHONE UNDER MY ARMS?? AND YOU’RE CARRYING AROUND A M O U SE?? A COMPUTER MOUSE?????? A COMPUTER MOUSE OF ALL THINGS WHO IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO cARRRY AROuND THEIR COMPUTER MOUSE!?!!!?! i HAVE HAD TO TIE MY HAIR IN A PONYTAIL USING A SPARE COVID FACE MASK CAUSE I DIDNT HAVE ROOM FOR HAIR TIES AND TRY AND FIT A CHAPSTICK IN THE PONY TAIL (IT FREAKIN WORKEd THOOUGH) AND YOURE OVER HERE WITH A COMPUTER MOUSE AND A W A T E R BO T T L E IN YOUR JACKET POCKETS?! THIS WORLD IS CRUEL AND UNFORGIVING. KIREXA I AM COMING FOR YOU. WHY. ALL I ASK ARE S O M E POCKETS AND pURSE ROOM. ALL I WANT IS MY PANIC BAG., I JUST WANT TO CARRY My LITTLE TINY BAG WITH BASIC THINGS. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO CARRY THINGS WITHOUT STUFFING A PAd in MY WALLET. OR HolDING PENCILS IN MY MOUTH LIKE THAT DEMON SLAYER GIRLIE AT SCHOOL.I MAY hAVE BROUGHT THIS UPON MYSELF CONSIDERING THE LATEST EDITION TO THE BEE NEEDS THIS AT ALL TIMES IS A pAIR OF SCISSORS BUT THEYRE TINY AND FIT IN A CASE WITH OTHER STUFF. I AM EFFICIENT. I AM (sometimes) ORGANIZED> I USE ALL THE POCKET SPACE
AND YOU ARE CARRYING
A COMPUTER MOUSE
WITH VIRTUALLY NO DIFFICULTY A COMPUTER MOuSE
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