#kittyfucker

[adorable-birdgock]

I just realized, I find the idea of fucking a dog disgusting, but I also do want to fuck a therian in a way that makes it beastiality. And I'm realizing, I generally just want to have sex in the most morally reprehensible way possible that would disgust as many people as possible

[prwlnglthr]

over on my fe twitter, I'd share wips and one-night doodles-sketches-what-will-yous with my circle. circles died :( so here's the highlight reel!!

[clamorybus]

im not a belos fan per se, but i do love his character. he's such a little bitch, i love it

[killianlynch]

I just put together that 'Booboo Kittyfuck' in french can be

Doudou minou baise

Fuckin goddamn French. At least it's not the goddamned Italians.

[whorecoded]

2, 13, 25 for the ask game? ::3 <3

2) What kink is on your mind right now?

ouughgh PLUSH!! sonas are in front rn so its me (darling <3) and reve and the others but mostly me and reve and the need to be turned into a little toy for others enjoyment is kinda hittin hard rn.. who want me.. who want to use me....

13) Have you had a sex dream recently?

omg i wish the most recent one i can remember was AGES ago and didnt make a lot of sense, hopefully we get some good ones soon tho :3

25) Is there any kink/dynamic you wished there was more text posts of on Tumblr?

KITTY ANYTHING. KITTY DOM. KITTY SUB. KITTY SWITCH. PLEASE!!! WHERE ARE THE KITTY DYNAMICS WHERE ARE THE KITTYFUCKERS. HELLO!!!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!!!!!

this was super fun :333 thank uu for the ask and i think we may take turns signing off depending on whos at front like we do with our other blogs. Maybe.. we'll see!

♡ darling

[loudmound]

y'know. there is something really funny about some walter fans taking issue with james and his fans. like... the whole justification being his murdering mary or his general behavior and like. yeah. if you don't like james because he did that, i get it, but your little boo boo kittyfuck killed multiple people and liked it. please put the stone down. you're living in a glass house. own it for the love of god.

[firstdegreeliberty]

Honestly, TNG was a lot more tolerable in the later seasons even when it waxed poetic like this. The first season was so heavy-handed and ridiculously preachy it wouldn't be out of place in Hollywood today.

[thatguy-thisguy-yourguy]

Dating Jay headcanons?

Jay ~ 

He gives you the weirdest of nicknames. Things like ‘Boo Boo Kittyfuck’ but not that exactly. Different names for different games. Nicknames include “Sex Tits”, “Eepy Little Motherfucker”,  and “Mew Mew Bangable”

He introduces you to EVERYONE. Even if you saw them yesterday, “yeah you remember my man/girl/motherfucker, Y/N right?” On that note, he basically shows you off to everyone. God forbid someone doesn’t remember you’re his s/o. He won’t get violent, but it’ll be a long ass rant, dude. 

On that note, he is very proud of the things you do and the way you are. Like just that you’re existing. Catch him going “THAT’S MY MAN/GIRL/MOTHERFUCKER!” When you do anything that can be considered an accomplishment. 

If he does something, or is excited about something, he gives you the biggest, goofiest, mickey mouse ass smooch imaginable. Practically jumps on you-dude has a lot of energy

Obligatory asks you to smoke with him, but respects your boundaries. We’ve all seen Jay high before, man

ABSOLUTELY wants you to dance with him, whether it’s some 50s boogie or moshing, he wants you in on it. Surprisingly reasonable if you do not want to. Some can’t handle the heat.

ANY time he has a date idea he ends it with “Then I thought we could fuck :D”. 

Protective of you, lots of “lay off man”s if someone’s getting a little too close

SLIGHT NSFW- I saw someone say he’d want you to call him “daddy” during sex. I am a firm believer that if that were to happen, he’d stop and be like ‘cut the cameras, deadass’ before being like “EWWWWWWWWWW I”M NOT YOUR DAD” then leaving to go tell Silent Bob “what this crazy bitch” just told him

Oh, and of course you’re invited(dragged) to the shenanigans. Like the three musketeers!(

[iamvinaya]

Tweeted

Im on twitter, writing a tweet when about halfway through someone starts calling my phone, disabling any further writing until the phone stops ringing and now I completely forget my brilliant, most likely viral tweet and is it no wonder why we fucking hate phonecalls these days!!

— Boo Boo KittyFuck (@BrienneTarth6) October 10, 2018

[catboys-need-milk]

Imagine taking a bath with your Catboys

Fuck, I'm loving the idea of having twin catboys for this scenario too ♡

Sitting with a pair of kittyboys in a hot bath as bubbles cling to your bodies in the dark, with the room only illuminated by the faint glow of your bathroom nightlight.

You've lost track of which twin is which, unable to tell in such low light conditions ♡

Which one am I making out with again?

Who's tail is rubbing between my legs?

Which of them just licked my neck?

Who's abs are these?

Which one just came in me?

Disoriented by the mix of their panting, needy mewling and jingling collars in your ears, it doesn't even matter which is which. You're too kittyfucked to care ♡

Thank you so much for this ask ^_^

(≈ㅇᆽㅇ≈) ☆☆(≈ㅇᆽㅇ≈)

[catboys-need-milk]

One of your catboys has found a interest in sword fighting. For weeks he comes home with light bruises, sore muscles and a tired but happy smile. He practices in the back yard every day and when the day comes he invites you and his brothers to the tournament. There is a impressive display of skill and speed with most matches ending in under five strokes. Finally your boy takes the stand. He has a determined look on his face and meets his opponent’s blade with his own. The crowd cheers both of them on as they move and clash. It is a hard fight, going on for twice as long as the others but in the end your boy is victorious. He helps his opponent up in a show of sportsmanship before turning to you and Bowing, happy tears in his eyes. He had won this duel for you.

DIVINES BLESS HIM ♡

Running up to him at your earliest opportunity, seeing his ears spring up as he removes his helmet-- revealing the face of your champion.

You grab him by the collar, bringing his face close to yours so you can kiss him deeply and meaningfully. "Oh, my kitty!! You're such a good boy, you've made us so proud!! I love you! " You coo to him peppering his face with more kisses.

Later, his harem-brothers watch with a newfound respect as he's allowed to feed first, and for as long as he wants, suckling hungrily from your soft, full breasts while you gently massage his sore muscles and bruises. ♡

Once he's had his fill you let him take you, biting your neck as he kittyfucks you from behind, pumping you (and potentially also the other catboys in the harem) with the seed of a proven victor.

Thank you this had me smiling and giggling like an idiot XD ♡

（＾・ω・＾✿）

[alicenotsosweetalice]

The green-eyed monster made itself present in all her coworker's faces. Alice couldn't help but smile. The newbie was already owning the floor. A few of the bouncers shot her concerned glances and she waved them off.

The spot Alice had been eyeballing was thankfully unclaimed. It was in a corner away from speakers and the crowd, it also didn't have much lighting and was almost a blind spot to cameras. Normally that was a good way to be drugged and hauled away, but it made her little game of cat and mouse easier.

Dementia's grasp was firm and Alice couldn't stop herself from thinking about that grip around her neck.

Her thoughts were interupted by Jess asking which drink she was taking.

"Tropical sprite, chicky?"

"Yes. And whatever this lovely dear was drinking too.... It's on her tab. Afterall it is rude to make a lady drink alone.:

Big power move. Probably costed her anything else out Dementia. She was playing too hard now and needed to stop, but oh was it fun.

Jess stood in a slight shock. None of the other girls were ever so bold, not even Bunnie and she was a living legend.

Alice pointed to one of the posters advertising Bunnie's performances.

"That lovely lady over there decided it was a nice fit. I personally wanted to go by Boom Boom Kittyfuck but it doesn't roll off the tongue."

She let her foot brush against Dementia one more time. Something had to make that woman tick, and she was going to find it.

I’m in Love With a Stripper

The audience was like the deep sea during a thunder storm. Barely illuminated by the array of disco lights and fogged with artificial smoke. Suddenly everything became too much. Alice felt constricted, lightheaded and wanted to throw up. The eyes. All the eyes. They would be watching, stalking, waiting, tearing her ap-

“Hey, hon….”

Her moment of panic was interupted (thankfully) by Bunnie. She was one of the veterans around the club and the mother hen. It was her who loaned Alice a handful of bikinis and two pairs of shoes. To top off the courtesy she even showed Alice a few basic pole moves.

“Still got the newbie jitters? I’ve got some xanax or you can hit my weed pen real quick. You’re gonna do great!” She continued with a blinding smile. Her career not only paid for implants and botox, it paid for a killer set of veneers too.

Alice forced a smile and stood up. If Bunnie’s smile didn’t charm you, her sweet Tennessee accent would.

“They haven’t gotten me quite yet, Bunnie Boo. Just overthinking is all.”

“You’ll knock ‘em dead, sweetpea. Now…. Have you decided on a name yet?”

That she had not… She used generators but they all sounded so… well.. trashy.

“I mean…. My actual name could pass for a stripper name?”

Oh why did she belive she was cut out for this?

Bunnie chuckled and patted the younger girl’s shoulder while holding out a pipe that looked identical to a regular pen.

“ Amethyst. You look like an Amethyst. Now your song?”

She gladly accepted the pipe and took a deep drag and released the smoke as tiny rings, much like an old friend from an old place.

“Amethyst it is then. Pick my song too, Bun Bun. Your taste is exquisite!”

And with that, the young girl once called Alice graced the stage with an impish smile and catlike sway.

@silver-eyes-and-bloody-hands

[catboys-need-milk]

Imagine taking your Catboys to the pool/beach for the first time

Ooooh~♡

Perhaps you were thinking of the kind of beach/pool day with the hot sun beaming down, beach balls flying around everywhere, all that jazz

But I envisioned something a little different, being at the beach late at night when the sand feels cooler, its quiet and there's no one left around. That special time of night at the beach where the air is ripe with mischief ♡

Making out with them under the stars?? Them perhaps making out with each other too??

With the sounds of the waves????

MOONLIGHT GLISTENING OFF OF WET SHOULDERS  **vibrates into the 7th dimension** ♡

Watching them wrestle with each other and joke around and just being cute ♡

And then you've that one catboy who takes it upon himself to make a fire out of driftwood and trash ♡

GETTING KITTYFUCKED BY THE BONFIRE OH MY GODDDDD

Generalized debauchery

A catboy who likes to show off dives underwater only to somehow emerge with a small fish in his mouth.  He goes up to putting his arm around your waist and turns you around to face him. There he his with a goofy grin, pointy canines showing as he presents his catch proudly in mouth.

"Wha-!......Oh, a fish! Hahaha, thank you kitty, you're such a good boy~" You giggle, grabbing his face and giving him a kiss on the forehead. "That's so sweet of you to think of me! But....I can't eat raw fishies I'm afraid."

The neko understands and nods, satisfied that he at least impressed you. He goes back onto the beach where he sits and shares the fish with one of his harem-brothers ♡

/ᐠ ᵒ̴̶̷̥  ‸ ᵒ̴̶̷̥ ᐟ\ﾉ

[iamvinaya]

Tweeted

Im on twitter, writing a tweet when about halfway through someone starts calling my phone, disabling any further writing until the phone stops ringing and now I completely forget my brilliant, most likely viral tweet and is it no wonder why we fucking hate phonecalls these days!!

— Boo Boo KittyFuck (@BrienneTarth6) October 10, 2018

[lxxhan]

thebaddest-byungkitty replied to your post: Selcur for Kai

ur a little shit

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DAMMIT

What.. you really want me to post one? No one wants to see this faceuuu

[lxxhan]

thebaddest-byungkitty replied to your post: thebaddest-byungkitty replied to your post: I...

YOU’RE BAMBI, THAT’S IT. SUCH A NICE NAME AND I GET THIS

Bambi for a man's name. I think NOT. It was either that or ghey kitty fuck.