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[corviids]

random snippet from my gilded lilies wip

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Quickly, everyone stands from their seats to bow to his mother – a chorus of ‘Your Graces’ from their companions and lingering servants. Nearly fifteen years into his reign, Aenys’ mother still looks as youthful as he does in the old portraits hanging in his father’s solar. The kitchenwenches claim witchcraft, but Aenys thinks it is because of his omega nature – leaving his mother soft faced and gentle looking. The only signs of age he sees on the older man are the creases around his eyes as a result of Aenys’ energetic siblings. He keeps his hair pinned in a half style behind his head, forgoing a crown when not attending court, and wears the same modest ruby red gown he always does – all tied together with his favorite black and gold cloak. The edges of said cloak ruffle when two small heads peek out from beneath it – one short and dark and the other as pale as the moon.

Valerion looks just like their mother, but his pinched and disinterested expression makes him resemble their father to an uncanny degree. Aenys waves at his youngest brother yet the boy doesn’t blink – just staring blankly while fiddling with the toy dragon in his hands. Maegelle, on the other hand, seemed to be trying to make herself disappear with how closely she was clinging to their mother’s side. Her pale hair was pinned under a hood not unlike Naerys’, but her single thick strip of dark hair peaks from where it frames her face. It was shocking to think that Mae was Rhaella’s twin as the two girls were like night and day. Rhaella was as good as a copy of Saera, meanwhile Mae was even meaker than Naerys; she constantly cried for their father or mother at the slightest thing and was scared of everything from a mere lady to a lingering stray cat.

It was truly baffling that she was among his family members that hatched her own dragon.

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What's Been Missing

What's Been Missing https://ift.tt/A7InLuC by Kitchenwench Ron and Hermione went their separate ways not knowing what was wrong with their relationship but knowing there was something missing. However, Draco knew. Words: 6153, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Multi Characters: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Relationships: Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, there's plot if you squint, Second Chances, POV Ron Weasley, Shameless Smut, Angst and Porn, Light Dom/sub, Dom Draco Malfoy, Switch Ron Weasley, Sub Hermione Granger, Praise Kink, Ron Weasley has a breeding kink, Draco Malfoy Has a Large Cock, Idiots in Love via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/yDIeS4E January 20, 2025 at 12:31AM

[littlefoot5000]

The women of the family! #christmas2017 #stillsober #tryingtofixthat #kitchenwenchs #itriedtocookthekid #aimeeisalwaysaproblem @young_aimee @ayyeyojayjay14 #jackietwitch @savvygarcia #sisters

[imadethisfor]

my heart n soul made this for me for christmas this year. this man is such a blessing https://t.co/cnA5Qss1jQ

my heart n soul made this for me for christmas this year. this man is such a blessing pic.twitter.com/cnA5Qss1jQ

— kitchenwench tazooka (@amelia_sharples) January 10, 2018

[cultiavtingfoodies]

Working in the @oldcoal chocolate shop today! #weallworkinthechocolatefactory #westartat8anddontgetlunchtill3 #jk #oldcoal #oldcoalchocolates #cultivatingfoodies #kitchenwench #sisters

[kitchenwench-blog]

Super Freakin’ Easy Winter Squash

EDIT: So I thought this posted like, a week ago, until @lustyloveylady asked me for this and I finally got on here and realized that I had drafted and not posted it. Sorry!

Equipment

Crock Pot/Slow Cooker

Large Knife

Bowl

Large Spoon

Ingredients

Hard Rind Squash, like spagetti, acorn, or butternut

Seasonings of your choice

Method Guys, guys, you don't even know. This is the EASIEST THING EVER. Literally, 3 steps, but I'll break it into more because it's so unbelievable how easy it is, that I want to make sure you understand you're not missing anything.

Buy a hard rind squash. Now, I say hard rind, I mean hard rind like an acorn squash or a butternut squash a pumpkin, or any other hard squash.

Remove any produce stickers and give your squash a rinse.

Place whole squash in your crock pot. Yep, just like that. No cutting, no pricking, no oiling, no anything. Just take clean squash and chuck it in the crock.**

Put your crock pot on low and cook for 4-6 hours. You can also speed it up by putting it on high for 2-3 hours. Here's the thing, you need to know your crock pot. Mine is a little hot, so it's usually done in about 4 hours on low. BUT(!!!) here's the awesome thing: it won't hurt it to go longer! I got caught up at school one day and a spaghetti squash wound up in the pot on low for 8+ hours! It was perfectly fine and delicious!

Squash is done when you can easily prick the rind with a normal fork. There may be some resistance, it shouldn't just slide in like butter, but it should be obviously soft.

Carefully remove from crock and place in a bowl to cool for at least 10 minutes on the counter or up to 2 days in the fridge. Yeah, no, it's seriously that chill. You can eat it that night or let it hang out in the fridge for a couple days before dealing with it.

When cool, cut the squash in half and scoop the seeds out. They will come out super easily. Toss them or save them to roast! You won't be able to sprout them, as they've been cooked.

You can eat the squash out of the rind if you like, but if you're going to save it for eating later, remove it from the rind and put it in a storage container.*

Season it with whatever fat and seasonings you like! Spaghetti squash with olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper. Acorn with brown sugar and butter. Pumpkin with curry powder and a splash of coconut milk before throwing it in a blender for a quick and easy soup! So many options without having to fight cutting and baking and all of that!

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PROFIT!!

*You can also freeze the squash once it's removed for later use. **You can cut the squash before baking, just be aware it will shorten the cooking time, sometimes drastically. I had to cut an inch off the top of a butternut squash so it would fit, it took my cooking time down to 2 hours on low.

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Looking at the Stars I'll Be Seeing You

Looking at the Stars, I'll Be Seeing You https://ift.tt/MUpN7qG by Kitchenwench My Dearest Mia, I hope you’ll forgive me. I had to leave last night because seeing you only reminds me that it’s really over between us. I know what we had was real and I'm not bitter because I know Draco treats you how you deserve to be treated. If all we ever have is a summer under the stars, then I will cherish it always. I love you. I’ll be seeing you. Charlie. Words: 3087, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Multi Characters: Hermione Granger, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Theodore Nott Relationships: Hermione Granger/Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter), Inspired by the Notebook, Summer Romance, First Love, Idiots in Love, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, POV Multiple, Supportive Ron Weasley, Supportive Harry Potter via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/HTSgsDW February 03, 2025 at 05:22AM

[cultiavtingfoodies]

Working in the @oldcoal chocolate shop today! #weallworkinthechocolatefactory #westartat8anddontgetlunchtill3 #jk #oldcoal #oldcoalchocolates #cultivatingfoodies #kitchenwench #sisters http://ift.tt/2kB9CTu

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What's Been Missing

What's Been Missing https://ift.tt/6qQKIrD by Kitchenwench Ron and Hermione went their separate ways not knowing what was wrong with their relationship but knowing there was something missing. However, Draco knew. Words: 6153, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Multi Characters: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Relationships: Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, there's plot if you squint, Second Chances, POV Ron Weasley, Shameless Smut, Angst and Porn, Light Dom/sub, Dom Draco Malfoy, Switch Ron Weasley, Sub Hermione Granger, Praise Kink, Ron Weasley has a breeding kink, Draco Malfoy Has a Large Cock, Idiots in Love via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/kvJG954 January 20, 2025 at 12:31AM

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everything but the kitchen sink - drabbles

everything but the kitchen sink - drabbles https://ift.tt/yDTGoC7 by Kitchenwench A collection of drabbles and what not that I may, or may not, turn into longer fics at some point. The variation in pairings will be wide. Words: 554, Chapters: 6/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M, Multi, M/M Relationships: Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley, Hermione Granger/Percy Weasley, Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle, Hermione Granger/Harry Potter Additional Tags: Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Drabble Collection, Marriage Law Challenge, Hogwarts Eighth Year, Secret Relationship, Post-War, Murder, Time Travel, Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort, Sane Tom Riddle via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/yfzqHsu November 18, 2024 at 06:20PM

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Modus Operandi

Modus Operandi https://ift.tt/yNMLtQb by Kitchenwench Serial killers in the wizarding world are rare. Even more rare are serial killers going after the remnants of Voldemort’s escaped regime. Yet, that’s what the DMLE realized was happening when the bodies started showing up on the steps of the Minstry. For two Aurors and a werewolf, it started with a list. Names listed in order with least prudent at the bottom to most at the top. But what they didn’t know was that there were three identical lists with the same names in almost the same order. Only these names were written for entirely different reasons depending on the handwriting one would read them in. Words: 16540, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Categories: Multi Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Fred Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Fred Weasley Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Fred Weasley Lives, Werewolf Fred Weasley, Morally Grey Fred Weasley, Morally Grey Hermione Granger, Morally Grey Draco Malfoy, Auror Hermione Granger, Auror Draco Malfoy, Auror Theodore Nott, Stalker Draco Malfoy, Werewolf Mates, Serial Killers, Mild Smut, more foreplay than anything, Draco Malfoy is a Good Boy, no beta we die like greyback, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, not between the main characters via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/0d7fgNR October 28, 2024 at 03:14AM

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Enemies of the Heirs Beware

Enemies of the Heirs, Beware https://ift.tt/SoAT2mv by Kitchenwench Looking at them, no one would have ever thought that Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger were siblings. Even fewer people would have been able to tell you they were twins. And yet, over the summer before their fifth year, they learn that that’s exactly what they are. Hermione always believed Divination to be an ‘imprecise’ branch of magic and that was putting it lightly. The events of the summer of 1994 proved her even more right than before. A sudden prophecy is known to be what changed the course of Harry Potter’s life forever but what if that wasn’t entirely true? What would happen if the Dark Lord isn’t who anyone thought? If the prophecy was perhaps…interpreted incorrectly? Armed with the knowledge of who they truly are and the lies they’ve been told, will Hermione and Theo be able to assist their father in taking down the true Dark Lord? Or, will everything, and everyone, they’ve come to love come crashing down around them? Words: 4885, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: Multi Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Fred Weasley, Theodore Nott, Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Thoros Nott, Isobella Nott, Ron Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Death Eater Characters Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Fred Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Fred Weasley Additional Tags: Evil Albus Dumbledore, Good Tom Riddle, Long Lost/Secret Relatives, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Out of Character, Weasley Family Bashing (Harry Potter), Except the twins, Good Malfoy Family (Harry Potter), Good Slytherins, Supportive Narcissa Black Malfoy, Protective Lucius Malfoy, Good Severus Snape, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, Dark Magic, Kidnapping, Obliviate | Memory Charm (Harry Potter), Occlumency (Harry Potter), Enemies to Friends, Enemies to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Sane Tom Riddle, lies on top of lies, Albus Dumbledore Bashing, Albus Dumbledore Being an Asshole, Everything they thought they knew was a lie, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Triad, they gonna go through it first though, the death eater blood purity agenda is a myth, i wont even try to hide the NottPott in your future via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/Byb4nKz June 25, 2024 at 03:01AM