#kirvee rambles about gf

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i don't know why i made this

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things me and my friend have agreed on

bill has many nicknames for ford including (but not limited to) fordsy-poo, babygirl, and pookie wookie bear. ford hates it

bill actually listens to good luck babe

memento mori is such a bill song

bill listens to mcr

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in this household we love jason ritter

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I HATE YOU ALEX I HATE YOU SO MUCH FUCK YOU ALEX

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I AM NOT OK I AM NOT OK I AM NOT OK I AM NOT OK I AM NOT OK I AM NOT OK

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WAIT GUYS I JUST REALIZED

HELLO?????

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do you remember the theory that bill was still in stanley

well. it was right.

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thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com and what i noticed

IT UPDATED SO GO TO THE WEBSITE BEFORE READING ON!!

so we get this. looks like someone's desk. really cool art btw.

the first thing i noticed is this. i'm assuming that this picture is taken in northwest manor (because that's where mcgucket lives). however...

this window appears in the shack, and i'm pretty sure it's in ford's room.

there's a society of the blind eye thingy in the corner.

the dagger has the anti-cipher society symbol on it, plus some weird colors. don't know if the colors are relevant though. also there's something that looks like blood. the dagger is is stabbing the book of bill.

i think this is the bros secret code. translates to "SORRY"

another code on here i think. don't know how to translate this.

not sure if this is relevant but this gear looks really weird and i don't think it's just the lighting.

this light over here keeps blinking. might mean something in morse code?

not sure what this is all about. it has to be relevant though.

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IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED???? THIS ABSOLUTE MONSTROSITY???? IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTED TUMBLR???? @edenthebat IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED???

all things considered: i hate how ford turned out and i want to delete this. however. the people have decided. and i hate the people.

fun fact i actually started working on this a few days ago so it's not like i said "aight imma do this" and hopped on the grind for 1 hour and 21 minutes. i can't do that lol

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favorite gravity falls videos

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"ford doesn't know about this" "ford doesn't know about that"

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE FUCKING INTERNET???

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GRAVITY FALLS HUNGER GAMES!!!

Alright so we have Dipper and Mabel, Stanley and Stanford, Wendy and Soos together for obvious reasons.

Bill and McGucket are together because they're both Ford's exes.

Gideon and Pacifica are bratty so they're together.

Robbie and Tambry, Candy and Grenda, Waddles and Gompers for obvious reasons.

Toby Determined and Paper Jam Dipper because they're freaks.

Blubs and Durland are gay cops. Of course they're together.

Schmebulock and Tyler because I couldn't think of anyone else.

Axolotl and Time Baby are together because they're basically god.

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BLOODBATH:

Bill?? BILL????? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BILL????

Nothing good can come out of this.

I'm very concerned about Durland having explosives.

ROBBIE WHAT THE HELL?????

he girls are fightinggggg

STAN?????? WHY WOULD YOU KILL SCHMEBULOCK IN FRONT OF YOUR GREAT NIECE???

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DAY 1:

Candy questions her sanity! Also that's the least likely group I'd think would raid Waddles but okay ig

GOMPERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Overall pretty uneventful day despite Gompers dying.

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DEATHS:

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NIGHT 1:

WHAT????????? DURLAND I THOUGHT YOU WERE CINNAMON ROLL HOW COULD YOU KILL ANYONE????

WADDLES NOOOOOOOOOOOO

She would do this tbh

Pacifica and Ford can share their medical supplies

They're talking about their exes

DAY 2:

Tambry and Wendy may be lesbians

what the FUCK!????!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!>!@?!@>?>!?@! PAPER JAM DIPPER IS A SAVAGE

Okay yeah this is normal-ish

STAN?????????? HE'S BECOME A MURDERER

it was from bill wasn't it

DIPPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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DEATHS:

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NIGHT 2:

Time Baby commits arson!!!

rip candy she died

Blubs that was probably smart. Don't wanna mess with Time Baby.

oh fuck. oh. oh hold on a moment. fuck. i need a moment. i really need a moment.

PAPER JAM DIPPER THE HELL??? UM??? BRO IS OUT FOR MURDER

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Continued in next post

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chat what the heck is "how not to draw grunkle stan" like bro. i'm going crazy about this. does this mean anything for the lore???

"Wait, no! Didn't you watch the show!?"

"IT'S ME! MICKEY MOUSE!"

"NOW WHOSE FOURTH WALL DO I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF BREAKING?"

ALSO THE FACT THAT HE WAS STUCK IN 2D. AGAIN. IT PROBABLY REMINDED BILL OF EUCLYDIA. AND WHY DID HE SAY "COME TO BILLY"??????

SOMEONE PLEEEEEAAASE DECODE THIS MESSAGE

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thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com spoilers

OH FUCJ