#kiribaku funny

[quirkedupkicks]

my man kiri really thought he was shootin his shot there... don't worry bro, bakugou doesn't even know he has a secret to keep yet..

[jade-of-mourning]

“If they’re going to ruin your life, then you might as well run for as long as you can. It’s like dying — no one can stop it, but why rush?”

(or, the fic that altered my brain chemistry at least a little bit)

[mayahawkeswife]

need to draw the bakusquad like this

(kirishima, denki, bakugou, sero. no further questions)

edit : okay so i did 😭😭 here’s the post

[theloveinc]

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

[anime-as-textposts]

[kiisaes]

I remember seeing this one post by a kr//////bk saying that Izuku never treated Katsuki like a person, showed him blind love and put unrealistic expectations on him( that he should never lose). While Kiri treated him for who he was, always called out his bad behaviour and showed him was love was and everyone in the comments were agreeing and saying bkdk were toxic.

This was during the early days of the fandom and it pretty much me hate kr////bk and their dumbass fandom because you do NOT mischaracterize Izuku like that. I wasn't even a bkdk back then but it threw me off with how bad their reading comprehension was.

yea, it's sad that the kr/bk fandom has ppl with takes like this :( esp bc for a long time this was the fandom consensus. no one bothered reading mha in good faith bc it tackled a touchy subject for many (bullying) so they just lied. which is crazy bc deku is the main character!!! not even a side character where mischaracterization feels like an inevitable consequence!!! that guy is front and center ALL the time!!!

and strangely it's still happening, i've seen some of these takes on twitter as recent as like a month ago. but every ship fandom has bad apples that either accidentally or purposefully misconstrue characters. it's just what happens when u're trapped in a ship fandom's echo chamber; i know several bkdks who do the same as these toxic kr/bks. i'm sure there are plenty of kr/bks that love deku and would never dream of mischaracterizing him

ultimately we should all try to enjoy a story for what it gives us, and not let fandomification and shipping ruin our perception of canon B)

[lcvekatsuki]

. . chapter 02 . . .

“bumps along the way”

“Introduce yourself Rookie,” Commander Aizawa spoke with a rasped in his voice. I quickly nodded as I stood up , facing the rest of the people who would soon be my work mates .

My eyes traveled to glance at all of them, but one pair of eyes was hunting me down, glaring at me so hard I thought I’d commit a crime.

Oh wait I already did !

Taking a deep breath I laid my hands on my stomach , hugging myself softly . I imagine my hands were Akio’s, and he was cheering me on with a big hug.

“My name is L/n Y/n , I just graduated from Masayoshi Police Academy . And now im a rookie , training here to become a patrol officer or even more . ” I gave a small trembling smile before I quickly sat back down.

I could hear whispers talking about me . “If she graduated from Masayoshi she must be good.” A brown haired girl said as she caught my eyes looking at her , and waved but I quickly turned away .

“Alright settle down people , talk later serve now . You can introduce yourself to L/n , later but now we have to focus on saving lives . Stay safe and be careful out there .” Aizawa announced with a stern face , his toned arms crossed against his chest .

Everyone started to head out but I was still left with one more question , I gathered my purse and headed up to Commander .

“Commander Aizawa , who is going to be my training officer ?” I asked with a raised eyebrow .

His dark brown eyes looked down at me , his presence was definitely scary but not as scary as Sergeant Bakugou , thank god he can’t train me-

“Your training officer will be Sergeant Bakugou , it was orginally suppose to be Officer Iida but seeing your records and the academy you went too , I figured Bakugou will benefit you the most .” He said with a calming demeanor while I was close to have a seizure .

I wanted to ask him if I could switch to have Officer Iida instead , but he was already pushing me away to where Sergeant Bakugou was . The red hair and him were talking , and I knew I was going to get potentially screamed at for interrupting but here goes nothing .

“U-uhm, excuse me Sergeant .” I silently cursed myself for stuttering , his crimson eyes were already glaring at me he was about to yell but the red hair put his large palm on his shoulder . “Commander told m-me , you would be training me . ” I stated , accidentally making it sound more like a question then a statement.

Bakugou leaned his head back and my eyes fell on their uniforms . The red hair was extremely muscular , his muscular body was almost splurging out of the navy blue police uniform .

“Get the shit then boot , why the hell are you standing around for huh? You think because you went to Masayoshi your special , let me break it to you your not . Your worthless and you just proved it to me when you sat in my seat , did the academy not teach you rookies sit in front ? Or are you that pathetic and stupid .” He yelled in my face , I felt like crying again .

“Katsuki sto-” the red hair tried to interrupt him but Bakugou cut him off . “I’m going to make you drop out of UAPD , show how much of a lost cause you are .” He snapped at me , I bit my lip to try to stop myself from wanting to cry .

“Yes , sergeant Bakugou .” I nodded my head , it was silly of me to think this job would be easy and smooth .

Walking out of the room I took a deep breath , I made it to the equipment room . I gathered my bullet proof vest wrapping it around my torso , and then I slid my radio into my police uniform pocket . I was just about to turn my body cam on until a large hand and a scent of Carmel cologne covered it .

“I wasn’t lying when I told you I’m going to make this job absolute hell for you , boot .” Bakugou whispered into my ear , his face was close to mine . “Now get the firearms and head into the patrol car .”

He walked away leaving me there, my cheeks felt like they were heating up so vibrantly but I hit the inside of my cheek stopping it. Even though he was tormenting his body was . . . Respectfully muscular and toned .

I can’t believe I'm gushing over my boss's body right now .

I slid the firearm into the holster, still feeling the weight of Bakugou’s words pressing on me. My hands shook slightly, but I forced myself to steady them. You’ve made it this far, Y/N. Don’t let him scare you out of this.

I walked out into the parking lot, scanning for the patrol car. My heart sank when I saw Bakugou already inside, engine running, looking more irritated than ever. His crimson eyes zeroed in on me as I approached, and I could feel the intensity of his glare even through the windshield.

I opened the door and slid into the passenger seat, quickly fastening my seatbelt. Bakugou didn't waste any time slamming his foot on the gas, jerking the car into motion before I could even get fully settled.

"Get your shit together, rookie," he growled. "You move too damn slow. This ain't some damn academy drill."

I bit my tongue, trying not to react. The city passed by in a blur as Bakugou weaved through traffic, clearly annoyed with everything — and especially with me.

“You’re gonna sit there and stare out the window all day, or are you gonna actually do your job and read the patrol log?” Bakugou snapped, slapping the tablet onto my lap with unnecessary force.

“Y-yes, Sergeant,” I stammered, fumbling with the device.

"Don't 'yes, Sergeant' me," he barked. "Act like you know what the hell you're doing. I don’t have time for you to play catch-up, rookie."

I quickly pulled up the patrol log, reading through the dispatches. The patrol route was mostly routine — nothing major so far. I tried to ignore the feeling of Bakugou’s eyes occasionally flicking over to me, like he was waiting for me to mess up.

“Spit it out, rookie. What’s the first stop?” Bakugou demanded.

“Uh, there's a potential disturbance call at Tsubasa Street," I answered, trying to keep my voice steady. "A neighbor reported loud shouting—"

"I know what the fuck a disturbance is, I don’t need the damn definition," he cut me off. "Next time, just tell me the address."

"Y-yes, Sergeant," I muttered, feeling my face heat up again from embarrassment .

The tension in the car felt suffocating as we made our way to the location. Bakugou kept muttering curses under his breath, occasionally glancing at me like he was annoyed I even existed.

When we arrived at Tsubasa Street, Bakugou parked with a sharp jerk of the wheel, nearly sending me flying forward in my seat.

“Get out,” he ordered, already out of the car before I had even unclipped my seatbelt.

I scrambled out after him, adjusting my vest and following closely. Bakugou didn’t wait for me, striding up to the apartment complex with purpose, and I had to half-jog to keep up with his long, confident strides.

"Stay behind me, and for fuck’s sake, don’t make a sound unless I tell you to," Bakugou growled under his breath. He moved like a predator, all coiled strength and aggression.

We reached the door, and Bakugou gave a swift knock. No answer.

“Useless. Figures,” he muttered, then pounded on the door with the side of his fist, his whole body radiating impatience.

Finally, the door opened, revealing a disheveled man who looked like he’d just woken up.

“Police. We got a call about a disturbance,” Bakugou said, voice flat but laced with authority. "Mind telling us what the hell’s going on?"

The man blinked, rubbing his eyes. "Disturbance? Oh—uh, yeah, me and my girl were just having a… disagreement. Nothing big. She left, though."

"Where’d she go?" Bakugou asked, his tone ice-cold.

The man shifted uncomfortably. "I don't know, man, she just walked out. Probably went to cool off."

"Yeah? And how about we take a look inside, just to be sure?"

I watched as Bakugou leaned closer to the man, his entire demeanor screaming ‘don’t mess with me.’ The man swallowed hard, backing up to let us in.

The apartment was a mess—furniture overturned, a couple of broken plates on the floor, and signs that a serious fight had taken place. My gut twisted. This didn’t look like a simple "disagreement."

Bakugou’s eyes swept over the scene, his jaw clenching. “Looks like more than just words were thrown around in here.”

I stayed silent, watching him work. He was harsh, rude even, but there was no denying Bakugou’s instincts. He moved like he knew exactly what had happened before the guy even had a chance to explain.

"Tell me the truth, or I swear, I’ll make sure your next stop is a cell," Bakugou warned, his voice low and dangerous.

The man’s face went pale. “Look, man, it was an argument, okay? I didn’t touch her—”

Here's an edited and improved version of your scene to make it more engaging and polished:

“Save the excuses," Bakugou cut him off, his voice sharp as a blade. I stood by, my lips pressed into a tight line as I watched the tense exchange.

The man, dark hair slick with sweat, furrowed his brows in frustration and sighed. "Can I at least use the damn bathroom in my own house? Then I'll tell you where she went," he groaned, shooting an annoyed glance in my direction.

I hesitated, unsure of how to respond. Bakugou's piercing gaze was fixed on me, clearly expecting me to make the call. My throat tightened, but I forced myself to stand straighter. “Uh… okay, but be quick. You’ve got two minutes,” I said, trying to sound more confident than I felt.

The man turned and walked toward what looked like the bathroom. For a second, I thought it was going to be fine—until he suddenly spun around and bolted for the door.

“Shit,” I muttered, instinctively looking to Bakugou, whose crimson eyes were burning holes into me.

“Well, don’t just stand there, boot! Go after him!” he barked, crossing his arms with a amused smirk.

My stomach sank, but I snapped into action, sprinting out the door. I scanned the street, people bustling around in the afternoon heat. Come on, Y/N… think. Where would he go?

Then, I saw him. The suspect was leaping over a fence at the end of the block. Without thinking, I pushed my legs harder, running after him. My heart pounded in my chest as I reached the fence, adrenaline surging through me. I jumped and cleared it in one fluid motion, still hot on his trail.

He was fast, but I wasn’t about to let him slip through my fingers. With a final burst of speed, I lunged forward, tackling him to the ground. The man struggled beneath me, but I pinned him down, grabbing my cuffs.

“Turn around! Hands behind your back!” I commanded, breathless but determined. I snapped the cuffs on him, securing his wrists behind his back.

Panting, I stood up and pulled him to his feet, adrenaline still coursing through me. That’s when I heard slow, mocking clapping behind me.

“Well, well… maybe you’re not as fucking useless as I thought,” Bakugou said, arms still crossed as he approached, a smirk playing on his lips.

I swallowed hard, my breath coming in shallow gasps, but I couldn’t help the small spark of pride that flickered inside me. Bakugou might be impossible to please, but I’d proved myself—at least for now.

[inoxske]

Bakugo, doing an interview as a pro-hero: What the fuck is smash or pass

Interviewer: So basically, ill show a pic of your friends and you'll tell me if you'd have sex with them basically

Bakugo: ... okay

Interviewer: *picture of midoriya*

Bakugo: pass

*picture of denki*

Bakugo: Pass

*picture of sero*

Bakugo: pass

"picture of minet-*

Bakugo: PAss.

*picture of mina*

Bakugo: pass.

*Picture of Kirishima*

Bakugo: ... What do I say when I would have sex with them?

Interviewer, laughing: You would say Smash

Bakugo: Okay, Smash. Detroit smash this bitch-

Kirishima, watching tv at a bar with Denki and Deku: ... Nah, hes just being silly

Denki and Midoriya: NO HES NOT!

[chairwiththreelegs]

I just finished reading the most gut wrenching, heartbreaking fic of all time

I don’t think I’ll ever recover

[dabisdancechoreographer]

Kiribaku walking in together with hickies:

Mina: Did you two finally sleep together?!

Bakugou and Kirishima defensively: No.

Sero: That was two negatives.

Denki: That's a yes.

[kiribaku-sunny-and-stormy-1708]

Read from right to left.

Bakugou keeps it cool but his friends never let him chill ;)

[sleepy-kawaii-snail]

Request denied Ref

[low-exp]

OUT OF LUCK p1

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This comment is basically made on the file so I don’t know what’s going on what’s happening but I don’t check the spelling errors so that means we’re both in for a surprise

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[theloveinc]

I love that one thing the bnha fandom collectively agrees upon is bakugo mating for life/never getting over relationships

[anime-as-textposts]

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

bakugo: fucking choke. kirishima: like you did on my dick? no thanks.