#kiraspeaks🎧

[yourmamakira]

Nasty dog — jj maybank

jj finds himself staring at you more then usual, and if anyone could read his mind, they would think he was one nasty dog.

jj x fem!reader , warnings — slight vulgar thoughts, fem pogue reader,

“ back to the Kitty cuz’ she’s kinda pretty, I can’t stop lookin’ at er’ ti-ti-ti-face!

Me and cat mama rode into the distant fog, Little did she know imma’ nasty DOG. “

The slight gloss on your pink lips made them look so soft. The way they jutted out slightly whenever somone would poke fun at you made you look like the cutest thing known to mankind.

The way you pranced around, care free, in that little pink bikini set that showed off every single one of your curves, gave the impression that you didn’t care who looked.

Or maybe you didn’t notice the stares, the looks you got at the beach partys as you laughed and spoke to as many people as Humanly possible, you didn’t care.

You didn’t notice the way jj tracked you with his eyes, the way he followed your every move, to ensure sure you’re safety—or at least that’s what he’s telling himself to justify his nasty thoughts.

Thoughts of taking you away from everyone else’s gaze, bringing you home or ruining your perfect mascara by making it treck down your face from good ol’ happy tears.

As he watched you laugh with Kieara across the fire, he couldn’t help the thoughts, he couldn’t hear what the two of you were talking about but he could only imagine the sweet sound of your voice,

How it Sounded like heaven itself when you spoke his name in any context.

“jj!” A voice called from beside him, and he hesitantly ripped his gaze from you, to meet eyes with Pope. That’s not who he wanted to hear call his name.

“Hm?” Is all he said before going back to stare at you, only to find you 5 feet away talking to a group of people he didn’t know, but obviously you did. You knew everyone.

“Dude, you’re basically undressing her with your eyes.” Pope spoke as he watched as jj watched you intently.

Finally jj came to his senses and he looked away, finally reaching popes look, pope shook his head with a snicker, “you, are whipped my guy. Utterly whipped.” He said as he finally caught a gaze at his two best friends, You and Keiara.

Pope couldn’t just lie, you and Kieara were two fine girls. He knew about JJ’s huge crush on you, and him Kieara, if you both would give in you all would make one hella two man.

Pope looked back at jj and watch as his star struck eyes followed your frame from across the fire. “When are you gonna’ tell er’ man?” Pope spoke with his eyes shifting between you and the puppy eyed boy.

jj looked away from you for a split second, then back to you, and the alcohol must have taken an effect because he swore you grew a pair of angel wings as you spun around and danced.

“I..I don’t know what you mean man.” He said mindlessly, when in reality, he knew exactly what he means.

Everyone did.

They didn’t miss the way his eyes would follow your every step, the way they would light up in adoration every time you spoke to him.

The way he never wore a frown when you didn’t, your emotions slowly turning into his.

The way he studied you for hurt whenever they came back from adventures, the way he would stare at you in a way no one else could.

And they certainly didn’t miss the way he mentally traced every curve his eyes could see, taking off peice by piece, essentially torturing himself.

To put it simply, Jj Maybank, was utterly in love with you.

And he made it very obvious to everyone except himself and you.

Like now, how he watched you sit next to a kook whom looked at you with a sickening grin. you, hunched over and laughing so hard that you clutched your stomach, and he couldn’t look away.

Because less then 20 feet away from him was You, His girl, sitting with a stupid Kook. What were you laughing about? How could you sit there and look so beautiful?

How could you sit there, in your pretty pink bathing suit that was one size to small, hugging your bust just oh so right, looking so…delicious.

Jj couldn’t help it, he really couldn’t, but the way you leaned back and laughed, every part of you bouncing when you walked, how could he help it?

And it didn’t help that he wasn’t the only one who seen you walk around like that, but what set jj apart from everyone else is that he saw more then just your body. He saw you.

But in this moment, he wanted nothing more then to take you away from every possible watching eye, and have you all to himself.

He was selfish, yes. But he could live with that knowing you were all his.

He could live with shielding your innocents from the cruel world.

“JJ!” he was pulled out of his head at the sound of your yelling voice, he quickly looked up so see you sprinting over to you with a big smile on your face, John B right on your tail.

You laughed loudly as you smoothly grabbed JJ’s shoulders and ducked behind him to hide.

John B stopped in front of the both of you, jj who adorned a smile on his face and you whom peaked from behind him with a giggle.

“Y/N.” John B scolded with crossed arms, you tilited your head down and looked up through your eyelashes.

jj looked behind him and quickly grabbed your arm before you bolted again, he swiftly pulled you over his shoulder and grabbed you by your waist, laying your body over his legs, your hanging over.

You giggled out again as jj ticked your stomach. He then suddenly stopped and gave you a look with raised eyebrows.

You sighed quietly and looked back up at John B who still stood there crossed arms.

“What’d you do now, pooch?” jj said looking between you and John B.

You gave him those sweet puppy eyes and then hid your face in his shirt. jj chuckled and looked up at John B with a questioning look.

“She threw sand at me, Got it all in my drink, again!” John B said as he looked down at you whom still hid.

jj looked back down to you and shook you by your way waist,

“Pooch,” he said leaning down to meet your face, “Pooch come outta’ there”

You slowly took your face out of his shirt but didn’t meet either of the staring eyes.

jj shook you again and you sighed louder this time,

“M’ sorry John B..” you mumbled under your breath, jj shook his head then sat you up so you sat fully on his lap.

“Say it like you mean it”

You groaned then stood up and walked over to John B, standing in front of him with a downward head.

“I’m sorry for kicking sand at you and getting it in your drink, John B, I didn’t mean it.” You looked up at him and gave him your best puppy eyes, he sighed then wrapped his arms around you in a hug.

“You’re forgiven” he spoke then kissed the top of your head before jotting back off to his seat.

You smiled before turning around and looking down to jj whom was already staring at you.

You smile and say back down on his lap, he wrapped one of his arms around your waist, then other coming down on your thigh.

you both smiled wide at each other, “Hi jay,” you said, “Hi pooch,” he replied

After examining each others faces, you suddenly raised your arm and took his hat off his head, putting it on yours.

You smiled in triumph and looked down at him, he had no words for what he was feeling,

Every part of him was on fire. His head, his heart, his pants…

The more you stared at him, the lore his thoughts raced,

Your boobs were smooshed in his face, eye level, your thighs felt like what he imagined clouds to feel like, soft and warm.

The way you smiled down at him, he wanted you to make more faces on top of him.

He wanted more of you, all of you.

You brought your face closer to him and softly kissed his nose, he smiled impossibly wider, “what was that for?”

You tilted your head as you matched his smile, “just ‘cause.”

“Just ‘cause?” He repeated, and you brought your face closer again and repeated it one more time, “Yeah, just ‘cause.”

His breath hitched as he looked deeper into your eyes, he wanted to make them roll back into your head.

As y’all stared, y’all’s faces got closer, and closer, till there was little to no space left.

The tent in his pants got tighter, as did his grip on your thigh.

And when he thought you’d pull away, you didn’t, and your lips connected with his.

The kiss was slow, passionate, molded for the others.

Your lips loved in sync, he raised his hand to grab the back on your neck. You swiped you Tounge across his lip and he immediately opened his mouth to give you access. Your tongue shot into his mouth, exploring every inch of it. Leaving no place untouched.

The kiss deepened, you reached your hand up and grabbed his face with both your hands. Gripping his cheeks with a firm grip.

Both of you were running out of air but neither wanted to part.

It was only until pope walked up with Kiara and spoke that you two separated,

“Jeez, suck the air out of Each other, just die from lack of oxygen, that’s cool.” Pope said as he sat on the seat next to the two of you.

Kiara then spoke up, “yeah, and what happened to the no Pouge on Pouge Macking rule?” She said sitting next to Pope

jj tore his gaze away from you to look at his friends, “that rules stupid literally no one follows that rule.” Pope then pointed to jj, “that’s what I said!”

“Besides,” jj continued, “when have I ever been known to follow rules?” He finished and looked back to you were was playing with the hairs on the back of his head staring at his face as he spoke.

You smiled again as you attacked his face. Pushing your body against his in the most lude way possible.

The two of you moaned against each other and Pope and Kiara couldn’t help but grimace as you two basically fucked with clothes on.

“Okay Okay,” said a John B who had arrived with Sarah in toe, “that’s enough PDA.” He said sitting across from the two of you, watching with disgust.

jj rolled his eyes and pulls you closer breaking the kiss, “Your right John B, That’s enough PDA, come on pooch, we’re taking this party in the house.” Is all he said as he picked you up with your legs wrapped around his waist.

“Don’t get pregnant!” Yelled Kiara but it fell to deaf ears as the two of you were already making out again.

When he finally got you into the house and into a random room he locked the door then threw you on the bed.

He spun around and you giggled as he walked over to you, then hovered over you, knee between your legs.

“You know how pretty you are?” He said brushing hair out your face.

You smiled and brought your arms around his neck.

He got the message, no more talking was needed, except the sweet praises he whispered in your ears of course.

NOT PROOF READ

[yourmamakira]

Street Kittens try not to commit crazy new nefarious acts and new crimes to yell at them for challenge; LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE!!!

The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes

[yourmamakira]

And just when life was looking good, your favorite blonde dies.

— newt, jj maybank.

[yourmamakira]

If this post gets over 60 likes, I’m dropping this.

My posts have gotten to 100 likes before, you guys can do this.

the post: “birthday gex”

[yourmamakira]

The Group Chat w/ a Hello Kitty girl!Reader

"Head Cannons of The Group Chat living with a Hello kitty girl." TW: None || pronouns — she/her/yours/you.

Reader is absolutely OBSESSED with ANYTHING hello kitty, she's what we would call a "hello kitty girl" with a Horrendous spending problem. It doesn't have to be pink but best believe if it has her girl hello kitty on it, she needs it IMMEDIATELY.

Issac:

Issac is SUCH a bad influence! he actively encourages your horrible spending problems. He's helping it in-fact. Anytime he sees Something online he's sending you the link and it's at that house the next day.

Issac is just as bad if not worse then you at spendings. So before you moved in the other boys were already used to the mountain of boxes, now it's an endless tower of random shit ordered. 😭

Half the boxes in delivery are yours, let's just hope boxes don't become scarce soon, because if they did, you would be the number one leading cause.

“Y/N!!” “Yes?” “40 packages. Really?” “🤷🏽‍♀️”

Isaac’s not big on matching clothes but he will if you and him are going on like a date. Or even if it's platonic he'll match hello kitty just for the pictures because he knows it makes you happy. Plus you always drip him out so win win.

Nick:

Nick is buying the other half of your shit. Most the things you have in your closet, are from nick. When he's out shopping and he sees hello kitty, his card is coming out no hesitation.

While Issac is like "oh dw about spending, you spend as much as makes you happy, here are some things you should buy on impulse." Nicks like " don't spend at all. Don't lift a finger, put that card down girl. You know what?- I'LL BUY IT FOR YOU. I'LL BUY IT ALL."

Essentially just a suger daddy atp, bcs you see how much he likes getting things for his friends. Now if you were dating him?! Expect morning gifts, afternoon gifts, midnights gifts. This kid just doesn't stop spending money and most of his debt is because of you. 😭

Nick literally has rich problems and half of said problems are you.

Nick LOVES. MATCHING. Not like the cringy couples who go over board but like His shoes or hat will match your outfit or y'all will wear corresponding shit that always slays.

Like he loves that you like doing it so much so he's down every time, even if y'all are platonic he never misses a beat.

Matter of fact, one of the most common edits of the two of you are with that one tik tok sound that goes like "the shoes match the pants, the pants match the belt, the belt match the shirt, the shirt match her skirt, and then her skirt match the hat."

And they eat. Every. Fuckin. time.

Tanner:

The amount of hello kitty items Tanner has in his room because of you is insane. He has so many knickknacks and doodads because you like giving him tiny things for his shelf. And he keeps them all there and keeps track of them all, as soon as he sees one of them even slightly moved he's all like "okay. WHO THE FUCK WAS IN MY ROOM TOUCHING MY SHIT"

Tanner isn't as big of a spender as you are, but best believe you two are always shopping online for the Stupidest shit for him to put on his shelf, and if he comes across Something he knows you'll love, he'll add it to his cart so fast.

Like it’s so funny that next to all his little cute hello kitty plushies you gave to him because you had accidentally baught extra, next to his big as poster on his wall that’s Pitbull or Shrek Dressed as Hello kitty.

Tanner doesn’t give a shit if y’all match tbh, if you say you wanna match HES like, “okay! Dress me like a mannequin bb”

But you and Tanner do most of your matching at the gym. y’all would have like cute gym clothes that you bought bcs you need a new pair and the matching were adorable, and he happily wore them every time on y’all Romantic or platonic Gym dates <3

Yummy:

Yummy is actively trying to stop your crippling spending habits. While everyone on the house actually doesn't care, Yummy is constantly on your ass every time you pop up with more shit. And he's definitely on your ass if all your boxes keep ending up in his space or room somehow.

"Ano–ANOTHER PACKAGE?! GIRL YOUR INSANE!"

I can't see yummy as a massive shopaholic like you but when he is shopping online he will go out of his way to get you replacements of any of your broken shit, just because he knows you'll complain about it. And he may not act like it, but deep down, he hates seeing you sad. :(

Yummy only matches occasionally, or it takes hours and no stop bugging and asking to convince him. And after he likes it more then he admits and ends up taking (secret) pictures anytime he can.

"Do you like our outfits?"

"No I fucking hate them, they're ugly."

He's says while in the process of smiling at all the pictures he's taken of you guys liking them and adding them to his instagram story.

You never tease him about it, so you let him live in his delulu world in peace

Larry:

Now giving that Larry's so small, he could definitely fit into most of your clothes and this is apparent ALL the time. So while you’re buying mountains of clothing, you’re basically buying it for the both of you. For example,

Everyone will just be chilling in the living room and You will come downstairs looking mad and look at everyone then your eyes will land on Larry then you'll just be like

"Larry."

Already knowing he's in trouble he just looks at you scared,

"Yes?"

"Is that. My new shirt."

Larry holds in his laugh as everyone looks at him, the shirt in question fitting his body so perfectly no one knew it was yours.

Your fits be too fire and Larry loves your style. You usually don't mind but of course dingus had to steal your Brand new shirt fresh out the package 😭

"Okay. Just ask next time weirdo 😀"

Larry likes matching occasionally, more then Issac but less then Nick, he likes making you happy and once again you always have him in the best drip so he doesn't ever mind.

Grunk:

Now Grunk has to watch his back because don't let you trap him in a corner and force him to be your own personal Hello Kitty model.

Grunk is all in for a fashion show, and you like to go the whole nine yards. Then he's Hello Kittyed OUT.

I'm talking full hello kitty chain, the Pants, the shirt --which is occasionally more then not a cropped top-- the shoes, and you definitely got the eye liner on and mascara on point.

Now obviously Grunk is your son, and you definitely treat him as such. You love love love love love matching with Gunk, even though he's over there and your over here, you travel ALOT so your at Grunk's house at least one time a month JUST to take pictures and match with him.

Like I can just imagine LTLVC, it's one of those points in the challenge that there's no challenges going on and usually gets edited out for times sake and Both you and grunk are unusually quiet. then grunk sits back in frame all dressed up in hello kitty and he's just like,

"Guys! Look what she's done to me!"

And here it is, I love writing for the group chat, some of my most favorite people. And I will still be writing Yummy in as part of the group even if he's not anymore, just because I love him to much to write him separately. But, Let me know what else you want to see in the future, or let me know if I should make a tag list as well. I need more followers who follow me for the other things I write about, so please support!! 😭

[yourmamakira]

Vros not hearin shit ❗��❗️🙏🏾

jam session

[yourmamakira]

BIRTHDAY GEX..!

After Colby’s birthday party, you and him end up having had a little bit too much to drink, and things…get…𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.

P in V, blowjob, fingering, v munching, slight breed!ng kink, Straight Smut. MINORS DNI.

note: didn’t expect y’all to actually get my post past 60 likes🧍🏾‍♀️. But I’ve only ever lied all the time, but not this time baby. THIS POST AS PROMISED!!! Also just an FYI I’ve NEVER ACTUALLY written smut b4, this is my first time, so give me any pointers to help me with writing this kinda stuff in the future please!! SO PLESE DROP A FOLLOW and A LIKE FOR MORE GEX 😈

The night was almost over, cans and bottles had littered the apartment floor. Drunk bodies were being escorted out by other drunken people.

Colby’s birthday party was a hitting success, everyone left way more drunk then they had came, and no one was complaining.

Not even the birthday boy, who sat with you on the couch as you both giggled and babbled like little children.

Sam—Who was just slightly less drunk then you two—had came over to drag the both of you to bed not wanting the back pain to hit you or either of you fall over on a can.

“Okay– hic –sleepyheads, time to go n-night night”

You two surprisingly didn’t put up a fight, Colby just grabbed your waist as you wrapped your arm around his shoulder, the two of you holding the other for stability, which was quite funny but worked none the less with getting off the couch.

You two spit drunken Goodnights to Sam who had already started heading to his room.

You two continued to giggle as you entered Colby’s room, he lazily went to pee as you began Stripping,

You were in the middle of taking off your pants, shirt already off, leaving you in just your bra,

“Woahhh” Colby laughed, “your getting nakey a-already?” He giggled as he came and plopped on the bed to watch you take of your very uncomfortable clothes,

You giggle as well, “it’s ge-getting a littlee bit to hot, hic”

It was funny how you both were talking to the other, slurred words and hiccups. Both equally as drunk, and watching you take off your clothes make you both equally as hot and bothered.

You finally took off your pants and decided to mess with your boyfriend as much as you could in your drunken state.

You smirked down at him and began crawling towards him on the bed, your cleavage showing so much you thought your boobs were going to slip out your bra

“But Colby, I never got to give you your real birthday present!” You spoke seductively and stalked closer to the dark haired male

He tilted his head to the side slightly as he smirked back, his jawline showing and you could just go crazy at the sight in front of you, “oh yeah?” He said lowly as he caught your drift.

You nodded softly as you finally reached him, straddling his waist and grabbing his face in between your hands,

“Yeah.” You said lowly while pouting, looking down deep into his eyes, drowning out all the background noise, only listening to his voice, and the sound of your thumping core.

“Well in that case…” he spoke before he grabbed your waist and flipped you both over. He hovered over you and quickly began kissing your exposed stomach, not wasting a second.

One kiss to your abs, one kiss to your side, one kiss to the other side, one kiss on your clothed clit, and you couldn’t help the whimper that escaped your lips, his mouth felt so good. You never wanted him to stop.

He continued to kiss your soaking wet lace panties until he finally pulled them down your legs, then past your feet throwing them onto the floor somewhere.

You let out a gasp and tried to close your legs but it was futile, Colby had your legs pinned down to the sides as far as they could go as he inspected every inch of you. He stared at your Glistening folds, wanting to appreciate how good his food looked, before he tasted her.

He slowly reached his mouth down and gave your clit a kiss, you moaned slightly and he looked up at your through his pretty eyelashes as he smiled into your folds.

“Colby…please…” you whimpered out. You needed more contact, you needed to feel more.

Without a warning he dove in like the last supper, he connected his mouth and began slurping you up like an animal.

“ffUCK!” You yelled out, thank god Sam was knocked out, other wise that would be embarrassing.

He moaned into your Pussy and your legs shook as his tongue went deeper.

“Ah- Colby! Fuck!” You yelled out some more, hips lifting off the bed as much as they could in his hold. You looked down to be met with his piercing blue eyes already staring up at you.

His stare alone made you want to cum.

But Before you could fully release, he unlatched his mouth and slipped 3 fingers into you.

Your moans got louder and louder as he watched your face contort with pure pleasure. The look on your face made him rock solid.

His fingers curled upwards and your hips buckled as you arched your back, your eyes loled into the back of your head as your legs shook once more, “Colby..i-im close” you stuttered out breathlessly,

He smirked down at you as his fingers went faster, he used his thumb to massage your clit and your vision became white as the knot in your stomach unraveled. “Come on baby” he spoke into your ear, making you let out another loud moan.

“F-fuck!” You stuttered out, His mouth met your pussy once more as he made sure to slurp up every drop of your sweet juices as you came hard.

He removed his fingers and licked them clean as he stared deep into your eyes, never breaking contact.

You wobbled up and spun you two around again, sitting on your knees you pushed Colby backwards so his back was to the head bored where you just layed and unbuckled his belt.

He quickly helped you take off his pants and boxers and you couldn’t help but stare at his thick cock as it oozed out pre cum. He was Huge. You don’t know how you took every time, but you did. With pleasure.

You licked your lips, flipped your hair behind your back and quickly attached your lips to his dripping tip,

He jolted up and let out a shaky breath, his head flew back as his member slowly slipped deeper into your throat. Your mouth was so warm, and your lips so soft.

You bobbed your head up and down at a normal pace as you gripped the base of his shaft, twisting your hand in a way you knew would drive him crazy.

“F-fuck. Baby.” He spewed out, not being able to catch his breath, you were ruthless.

Your pace became faster, your used one hand to grip and the other hand to hold your hair back. Your tounge did circles around his veins as your pushed your limits and his Dick hit the back of your throat. You let out a few tears as he fucked your face and let out Mons of pleasure. You took deep breaths through your nose as you bobbed your head in a smooth rhythm.

Your pace slowed down a bit as your felt his Legs buckle and then cock twitch in your mouth. Moaning into his dick made it twitch, made him moan too.

He let out more noises that were close to moans as he suddenly released, hot white Cum shot into your throat as you drank up every single tasty drop.

You detached from his member with a loud POP noise and licked your lips and the rest of the Cum that had dropped from your mouth.

He chuckled before he grabbed you by the waist and flipped you over one last time, He quickly reached up to tug off his shirt and then reached and Ripped off your bra.

“Colby!” You yelled as you let out a gasp, he rolled his eyes and smirked, “I’ll buy you a new one, baby.” He said before grabbed one of your legs and throwing it over his shoulder.

You let out a yelp at the sudden movement before letting out a loud cry when Colby entered your soaking wet pulsating Pussy.

You took deep breaths in and out as you adjusted to his size. you gave him a nod and he didn’t hold back.

He thrusted deep into your core and you let out a moan, he started off slow, one thrust,

“AH!” Two thrust, “f-fuck baby.”

Three thrust, “ngh.” Four, until he was fucking into your cat like a mad man.

He whispered low words into your ears,

“You take me so well, baby.” You nodded your head lazily as uncontrollably loud Moans slip from your lips,

He used one of his hands to grab your waist and the other grab the head bored, “su-such a pretty girl for my cock.” He said in a low whisper directly in your ear.

And you couldn’t even respond, to busy getting fucked Stupid like a rag doll. “S-should I come in you? Huh? Fill your pretty ass up with all my babies? H-huh mama?” He spoke ragged breaths as he thrusts hard into you. No mercy.

His pace never faltered, he slammed you down deeper onto him and you both let out synchronized moans, He pushed impossibly deeper, not giving you a chance to breath or run away.

He hit your G spot and your back arched as you let out another loud moan, you could feel the knot in your stomach tightening, you were so close, but you didn’t want him to stop.

“Fuck! C-Colby!” Your voice called out to him, he looked you deep in the eye,

His pace quickened when you didn’t think it could, “say it again.”

You looked up at him with glossy eyes as you grabbed his shoulder, running your nails down his arms, “Colby.” You spoke out a moan.

“S-Say it again p-princess–FUCK!” He moaned out, “Colby!” You yelped out a moan, you didn’t even know you could yell that high.

Thank god for Sam being a heavy sleeper when he drinks.

You clenched around him as all that could be heard in the room was skin to skin slapping, and the wet noises from your abused Pussy.

You both let out one more string of moans as he pushed imposingly deeper in you, before pulling out and Cumming on your stomach, with you letting out a loud fulfilling orgasm that left you closed eyes panting for your life.

Colby flopped off and then next to you as you both caught your breaths, you knew you couldn’t move so you didn’t even attempt it.

A couple of seconds went by before Colby sluggishly got up and went to the bathroom, he then returned with a wet washcloth, boxers on and one of his shirts for you.

He leaned over to the bed and whipped down your stomach, then your aching folds. He then threw the rag in the hamper before lifting you up slightly to put the shirt on you.

He got into bed, covered the two of you up and brought you as close as possible. He kissed your forehead and muttered a small “I love you.” But you were already knocked out.

Both of you fell asleep content and in eachother arms, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Yeah that was…something! If you like it, like this post, repost, interact in any way i’m happy with anything. Like I said I’ve never actually written smut before so I know it’s very cringe LMAO but it was cool to write ig. LOVE YOU ALL!!!

[yourmamakira]

Dream messaging Tommy’s mom spewing hot garbage on his name trying to ruin Tommy and his mothers relationship while mother innit is going through a rough time is absolutely fucking BARNACLES. actually rancid. a fucking 30 year old man picking on TOMMY OF ALL PEOPLE.. somone who idolized him and looked up to him since he was fucking 15 is insane.

This man has to be on a form or drugs the way he tried to justify his own actions by Crashout and tweekin out and throwing a tantrum on his own stream. Brother is just so obsessed with himself. He actually CRAVES relevancy. Like he needs that shit so bad that he cry’s like a little bitch every time we try and forget about him. It’s fucking gross as a grown as man to be acting like this!!! It’s not fucking okay and I don’t care if you defend this behavior, I don’t want to touch to with a 50 foot pole.

[yourmamakira]

OBX INCORRECT QUOTES #1

Silly little obx incorrect quotes #1 bcs I haven’t written for them yet

Y/N: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Pope: Why?

Y/N: I want to wander around playing it to annoy John B.

Pope: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Y/N: pope, you have opened my eyes.

jj: Are you busy?

Kieara: Yes.

jj: Cool, listen to this...

Y/N: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Pope: Do not do that.

Y/N: You won’t even notice!

Kieara, entering: Y/N, you wanted to see me again?

Y/N: Pope's single

Pope: …

jj: Now, Pope, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?

Y/N: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

kieara: Yesterday, I overheard Y/N saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and jj replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Lmk if you guys want more!! I love these

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Re-Re Blogging this bcs this is actually my favorite thing and it makes me laugh so hard

is the sun bothering you my king

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TMR Incorrect quotes #1

Minho who gets hurt on purpose and makes up unnecessary and unknown excuses to see you, the med jack.

You: Minho…’Polio’ is a walking disease…

Minho: ..and

You: Minho, you’re a runner…

Minho: …and…

You: Minho! You walked here!

Minho: and??

Note: I’m gonna start doing these, these are funny and I love them. Expect more.

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You guys know the drill. Come on folks.

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Update, you guys will get your Christmas special’s tomorrow because I fell asleep and didn’t start writing anything until now! 😁 but MARRY CHRISTMAS MY BABIES!! I LOVE YOU!!!

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WHAT DO PEOPLE NOT GET??? There is nothing wrong with using a word that’s been reclaimed like (for example..) saying faggot as a faggot, but just because you are GAY DOSENT MEAN YOU, yes YOU (AS A GAY PERSON) CANNOT USE THE WORD IN DEROGATORY!!!

[YOU BEING GAY DOSENT MEAN THAT THE WORD LOSES ITS HISTORY AND MEANING WHEN BEING USED JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR USING IT. IF YOU ARE USING THE WORD IN A NEGATIVE CONNOTATION, REGARDLESS OF WHO ITS COMING FROM ITS STILL. FUCKING. NEGATIVE. AND MEAN, And RUDE, and WEIRD??]

And ik this part above makes little to no sense but say if you as a gay person are using faggot as a derogatory term, you being gay doesn’t make the slur any less derogatory…or valid at all. Just because your gay and call smb a faggot that don’t mean your cool or funny, your weird. It’s still a slur…even if you ARE the slur…YOUR STILL BEINGGG MEANNNNNNN

And even if you are saying faggot as a gay person and it’s NOT in a negative way, that doesn’t make it any less of of a slur JUST because you’re saying it as a little jokey joke…it’s still a slur. No matter the context.

Dream is not ✨QUIRKY✨ and ✨FUNNYY.✨ for using the r slur regardless if he’s fucking autistic or not…he is just embarrassing, and highkey need to shbau… he’s weird for picking on Tommy and he’s been weird just overall as a person. It’s just icky to me.

Sorry if this rant made absolutely no sense I already felt like crashing out tdy and seeing this tweet of dreams is just shit on a hay bale…Random and weird. I’m sleepy and just wanted to get Something even if it made no sense off my chest

I don't even think people know what reclaiming means anymore. If you're gay and call someone a faggot you're still using it as a fucking slur. You being gay changes VERY little when you're still using it to insult a group of people based on a singular trait. ARE YOU STUPID!!!!

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Well TikTok is back…and that was very anticlimactic…

Imagine all the gen alpha kids who ripped their hair out because TikTok was gon for a few hours

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Yes, I like my own posts. Self love is the best love.