#kingdoms were twelve people. they could see your ugly ass at dinner. check you on the spot.
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making a statue of yourself is so much pressure. gain a few pounds in the colder months and no one believes it's you anymore.
#apparently painters drawing portraits of their patrons used to ✨jazz✨ em up a little. ye olde yassification.#I don't understand that. nowadays it doesn't matter. you see some actor's insta and it's like. well. that looks.. fake#but y'know. they can afford professional help and I'm never gonna meet em anyway.#back then if you were king#kingdoms were twelve people. they could see your ugly ass at dinner. check you on the spot.#hey you don't look like your painting.
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