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litrallymadlad · 2 years ago
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please give riko the flat ass he deserves
ummmm no ✨
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totesmag · 2 years ago
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The Top Yoga Poses for Flexibility and Stress Relief
Yoga is a holistic practice that has been used for centuries to improve physical and mental well-being. Regular yoga practice can help increase flexibility, reduce stress and anxiety, and promote relaxation. In this article, we’ll explore the top yoga poses that are specifically designed to improve flexibility and reduce stress. Brief Overview of the Benefits of Yoga for Flexibility and Stress…
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fallen-honor · 6 months ago
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THINGS I SAW IN BOSTON TODAY
1. Dude t posing in a maid dress in the subway
2. Dude in a kimono and heels
3. BLM protest outside the library
4. Cosplayers
5. People doing tiktok dances in the middle of Newbury st
6. Soap labeled p.p.mint
7. My brother just holding a pigeon
8. Dude on crack walking like jack sparrow waving around a green magician wand
9. Old ass woman with her dogs out climbing a tree
10. A park ranger almost getting bucked off her horse
11. Dude yelling at me YO I BE SMOKING WEED CAUSE BOSTON IS WINDY
12. Dude dressed like the ice king from adventure time booking it through South station
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spidermans-l-o-v-e-r · 5 months ago
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Finish Line
Pairing: Eddie Diaz x Buck x Reader
Word Count: 4.8k
Notes: Hmmm….. this is a good one🤣🤣 obviously this is not true bdsm care please don’t think it is. But like I really cracked my knuckles with this one like?!! Good work me
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“I’m just saying, Age of Extinction was total ass,” You say as you unlock the door to the loft and push it with your shoulder 
“No literally! We wasted so much-“ 
You and Eddie stop at the front door, Buck is on the couch, his head tilted to the side, his face twisted in confusion as he stares at the TV. You do a double take as you’re sure you can clearly hear someone being absolutely railed
With the loudest, fakest, moans any of you have heard 
Eddie pushes you the rest of the way in and practically slams the door shut behind you 
“Dude?! What are you doing?!” 
You set the grocery bags on the counter and come running over to Buck on the couch, a giggling mess. 
“Whaaaat is going on??” 
“I didn’t mean to pay for this I fucking swear but I did on accident and I was like fuck okay I’ll watch it I paid for it and how the fuck is she doing that?!” He points to the woman on the screen and your mouth drops open. Eddie walks over and covers your eyes 
“Buck!! Not in front of the children!” 
You slap his hands away from your face and roll your eyes 
“I do that pose in yoga anyway” You mutter as you turn to walk away but you’re stopped in your tracks by Eddie putting his arm around your waist and Buck pausing the movie 
“I’m sorry, you do what now?” 
“I’ve been doing yoga for years” You shrug “That’s called “King Pigeon” I’m pretty sure” 
You look it up as Buck hits play and one man absolutely rails her as she sucks off the other guy beneath her 
“Yeah see” You show them and they nod slowly 
“And you- you can do that?” Buck's voice is a little squeaky 
“I mean yeah, it took a long time to be able to do it though!” 
“Can-“ Eddie crosses one arm over his torso and bites his knuckles “Can we see it?” 
“Sure!” You unbutton your jean shorts and kick them to the side before removing your top 
“Can’t do it in those pants and you know I just thought I’d give you a thrill with my shirt off” you wink as you walk over to the side of the entertainment center and grab your yoga mat. Buck pauses the video again and they both focus on you intently as you roll out your mat and do a few stretches 
“Alright, one King Pigeon coming up.” You get on your knees and carefully start to bend backward, stretching properly as you get into position. You wiggle your toes as you grab your heels 
“Tada!!!” 
You hear the shutter of the camera and snort, staying completely still 
“You got your pictures?” 
“I’m going to draw clothes on you,” Buck says “But holy shit Y/N” 
“I can see why he wanted her in that position” Eddie mumbles and you hum softly, your interest peaked 
“I heard that Diaz,” you say as you slowly come out of the position, placing your palms flat on the floor as you let the blood in your head go back to where it’s supposed to 
“Are we gonna try that position? I feel like we’re gonna try it” Buck says as they both stand over you. You look up, biting your lip and smirking 
“Hi” you giggle dumbly and put the tip of your finger in your mouth 
“Jesus Christ” Eddie laughs as he walks away “You’re ridiculous”
Buck shakes his head, crossing his arms over his chest “I’m horny as fuck and we’re getting nowhere… I think she’s got a great idea here”
Eddie looks at them as he starts putting the groceries away “You always think she’s got a point when she’s on her knees” 
You crawl closer to Buck, sliding your hands over his thighs “I’ve got an idea” 
Buck looks down at you dreamily “Anything you want Princess” 
“I told you not to indulge her” Eddie’s voice comes from the bottom cabinet 
“What if we had a little race?” 
Buck stops for a second, and so does Eddie. He places his hands on the counter in front of him 
“Go on”
“First one to cum wins,” You say, getting up and going to the couch, you drape yourself over it, putting one leg over the back and one foot on the floor, your body on display 
Eddie comes over, cracking a beer and handing one to Buck 
“You know what I think is a better idea?” He unbuckles his belt with one hand and steps in front of you, nodding at you to help pull his pants down. You lick your lips and do as he says while Buck takes a long swig 
“I think whoever cums first loses… the consequences? Well. I think I’ll keep those to myself for now” He cups your chin in his hand, tilting it upward 
“That sound good to you?” 
Buck comes over and takes your hand, putting it on his belt and you hurriedly undo it, pushing them down over his hips 
“O-okay” 
Eddie takes the remote and switches over to your guys' favorite video, the one none of you ever make it to the end of. He hooks his thumbs in his boxers, pulling them down slowly, letting his cock spring out. Your mouth is already watering 
“So we all go until one of us loses?” Buck does the same, tossing his boxers to the side 
“Mhm” you nod slowly, dreaming of just getting your hands on them 
Eddie goes to grab lube from upstairs and Buck plops on the couch next to you, reaching over and stroking your thighs 
“So like when you lose, I promise I’ll go easy on you” 
Your mouth drops open and you slap his hand away “When you lose I promise to give you back your soul once I’m done sucking it out!” 
Eddie hands you each a bottle and smirks “When you both lose I promise I won’t laugh” 
He sits down in the chair and gets comfy, putting his feet up on the coffee table and hitting play on the movie. 
It’s easy at first, keeping your hands off. Buck is the first to break, pouring the lube into his hand and sighing as he grabs his cock, stroking slowly. You giggle and he glares at you, reaching over and smacking your clit. You gasp loudly, snapping your legs shut and bat at his arm 
“Eddie!! He’s cheating!!!” 
Buck snickers and rolls his eyes “You’re such a fucking baby” 
“Your mom’s a fucking baby” You stick your tongue out at him and he’s on you faster than you can blink. He kisses you hard, sinking you further into the couch, and grinds down on you roughly, his cock slipping easily through your folds. You hold him to you for a minute, your eyes rolling back in your head before Eddie clears his throat. You snap back to reality and shove Buck away 
“Eddie!!” You shriek and he lets his head fall back against the chair as he bursts out laughing 
“Buck that’s totally not fair”
“In theory- hear me out-“ He puts his hands up, pointing at Eddie “I was grinding on her thus also cheating myself” 
Your mouth falls open as Eddie shrugs at you “He’s right” 
“You guys suck!!” You huff as you turn on your side and start pouting 
“I mean we could if you wanted” Buck wriggles his eyebrows and you kick his leg. 
It’s another half hour before any of you say anything, and the video is starting to get to your favorite part. You gulp, shifting a little and both Buck and Eddie look over at you for a second 
Your hand snakes between your legs and suddenly it’s all both men can look at. Their prized possession, because they both owned you. Mind, body, and soul. Eddie gives Buck a nod and they both let go of their cocks, you’re too busy watching the screen to notice, your fingers working your clit slowly. 
It’s your favorite part, when the first guy lays on top of the woman, making out with her before sliding his cock in, he pumps a few times as she moans, the wet sounds of their bodies slapping together. The other guy comes over, rubbing the first guy's ass before sinking his cock inside him. The harder he thrusts into him, the harder the middle guy thrusts into the woman on the bottom. It’s got you practically drooling as they go at it, his hips jackhammering in and out as she screams below them. The top guy pulls out and you’re moaning in time with her as she’s rolled onto the middle guy's chest and he stuffs his cock in her ass now. Your fingers speed up as she’s double penetrated, her eyes shutting as she holds onto the man on top of her, clawing at his back as he plows into her. It drives you crazy when Buck and Eddie fill you like that, stretching you so much you can’t walk the entire next day and they have to carry you 
You don’t notice Eddie coming over to sit on the armrest and glaring at you with a predatory gaze. Your leg opens up, your soaked pussy on display for them as you touch yourself, whimpering as you get closer. You slide your fingers through your folds before slipping them into your tight hole, feeling it grip them as you stroke that little spongy spot that makes your toes curl 
Buck looks up at Eddie and Eddie looks over at the video, they both know what’s about to happen next and exactly what’s about to happen to you. Buck moves a little, facing you now and crouching down a bit, like a tiger about to pounce on its prey 
Because that’s all they ever saw you as most of the time. Prey. 
The woman on the screen screams out as she’s cream-pied in both holes by the men at the same time and Buck pounces, ripping your hand away and shoving you flat on your back. Eddie stands over you while Buck’s mouth attaches to your clit, sucking as his fingers plunge in and out of you. Your back arches off the couch as you scream, grinding against Buck’s mouth as he drinks your sweet nectar. Groaning loudly while you cum over his tongue 
Your entire body feels like jello as he sets you back down and reaches for Eddie. Eddie gets down on his knees and Buck grabs his chin, spitting in his mouth before kissing him, passing your juices back and forth in a messy kiss
You stare at them, dazed and incredibly satisfied. Not really caring much that you came first 
Until you remember.
You don’t know the consequences of losing. 
Your heart starts pounding harder for an entirely different reason as you shakily get up 
“I-I have to go pee,” You say and Eddie pulls away long enough to give you a look 
“Hurry up” 
It’s short and demanding as he goes back to kissing Buck, who’s grinding their cocks together. 
You take a little more time than necessary, splashing cool water over your face and just trying to get your anxiety to calm down, because what the hell is Eddie about to do, and what is Buck one hundred percent gonna go along with?
You walk out of the bathroom and the boys are gone, you gulp as you look around. You’re just turning around from the kitchen when you look up, Eddie is standing at the top of the stairs. He gives you a little come here motion and you make your way to the bottom of the stairs 
“Hi” you wave shyly and he looks down at you, crossing his arms over his chest 
“Hello little one” He purrs and you know that voice and that name and god are you fucked. Buck appears next to him, biting his lip
“C’mere Bunny. We just wanna play” 
You walk up the stairs slowly, your legs are jelly, your heart is basically in your ass, and you’re starting to sweat. 
A nice Eddie is a dangerous Eddie. 
A wolf Buck is a dangerous Buck. 
“Sir” and “Daddy” let you walk past, eyeing you hungrily as you stare at the bed. The cuffs are hanging there, pink and fluffy, and there’s an assortment of toys at the end of the bed 
“Lie down” Eddie instructs and you do as you're told, putting your arms up and looking at Buck as he fastens them. You give him the sweetest, cutest, wettest, eyes you can muster
“Daddy?” You whimper and Buck nearly caves right there before anything is even started 
“Don’t you dare! She came up with the game herself!” Eddie yanks Buck away and he tumbles onto the mattress whining 
“Why do you have to play so dirty bunny?!” 
Eddie finishes tying you down, including carefully tying your legs together which is definitely new 
“Is this comfortable?” he asks as he finishes the knot and you nod 
“Yes sir… why-“
“That’s the surprise” He interrupts you as Buck messes with some stuff on the bed that you can’t see 
“I know this is also a new position, so if you’re that nervous I’d be glad to tell you what we’re about to do. But only if you feel you need to know, I want you to be honest with me”
You sigh, taking a minute to consider your options, you’re not sure why your thighs are tied together if it’s not really bothering you in that way. So you shrug and give him a little thumbs-up 
“I’m okay. I can wait” 
“Good, Now remember your safe word?”
Buck comes over to sit on the other side of the bed and you look at him, batting your eyelashes. He rolls his eyes and smirks as he strokes your side 
“He asked you a question”
You look at Eddie who’s got a little glare on his face and smile sheepishly 
“Hugh Jackman” You snort and Buck giggles because he absolutely came up with that and Eddie rolls his eyes 
“You two are ridiculous. Are you ready?” 
Buck holds up a small pink toy, waving it at you and you look at it suspiciously
“Yes Sir” 
He nods over at Buck who smiles cruelly, you hear the toy click on, vibrating in his hand as Eddie comes over and kneels on the bed, he taps your lips with his cock, still hard and flushed red from earlier. 
“Open up pretty girl” 
You eagerly open your mouth moaning around his cock as he moves his hips slowly in and out of your mouth.
“Jesus you feel good” He groans as you suck his cock, your tongue dragging over the thick vein running through it. You’re so distracted by Eddie that you don’t realize Buck's hands feeling your thighs, not until you feel that weird toy he had suddenly sucking at your clit. 
You writhe beneath Eddie suddenly shaking your head and he slaps your cheek. Your eyes widen as you stop squirming and he holds your face 
“Concentrate on the important things Y/N” 
He leans over you, forcing his cock further down your throat and you choke for a minute, your hips coming off the bed as Buck turns the toy up and Eddie smacks your cheek again, giving you light taps so you’ll look at him 
“Hey, hey, hey breathe. Focus on breathing. And remember, bite if you seriously need me to stop” You nod at him, giving him two thumbs up and he goes right back to fucking your face, his hips thrusting faster as he moans. 
“Fuck I love when she sounds like that,” Buck says as he turns the vibrator up again, and your body jolts 
“You want a turn?” Eddie turns to him and he shrugs, getting up 
“Yeah why not” 
They switch places, Eddie pulls away from you, laughing at your blissed-out face and the string of drool as he slaps your tits with his cock. 
“Be careful with her, you know how excited you get” 
“She can take it” Buck doesn’t waste time, immediately pushing his cock past your lips and leaning forward as he fully stuffs his cock down your throat 
“Jesus fuckin-“ he holds it there for a minute because he really doesn’t want to cum that fast. But he loves choking you on his cock and he’s knows it’s hopeless. He shifts himself, straddling your shoulders and Eddie shakes his head 
“You’re gonna cum” 
“You think I care?” He looks down at your pretty face, your makeup running, your mouth stretching to accommodate his size, your glazed-over eyes. He smirks as he pinches your nose shut and you shake your head back and forth, he moans hopelessly as fucks your face harder. He holds the sides of your head, his eyes shutting as he listens to the wet choking noises 
“You gonna swallow it for me bunny? Gonna swallow every last drop?” his voice is breathy and heavy with lust as he growls, shooting his load down your throat, he lets go of your nose and you gasp in air as he pulls away, spilling his cum all over your face. He flops back on the bed and you tug at the restraints, your body completely overwhelmed 
“I-I’m I’m gonna-“ 
Suddenly the suction toy is taken away and your mouth drops wide open, you buck your hips uselessly, trying to follow Eddie’s hand as he sets the toy down, but he just pushes your hips back onto the bed 
You nearly cry as he adjusts the ropes on your thighs and smacks your throbbing pussy 
“Awww but you’ve already cum little one, remember? You’ve already had your turn!” He smiles sadistically as he grabs a washcloth from a little bowl on the side of the bed, wiping your face clean 
“You wanna pick another one babe?” He looks at Buck who blindly stretches his arm out and grabs another toy. Eddie takes it from him, a large purple wand
“Ooh, this one’s double-sided!” He pulls the ropes back, clicking the toy on and spreading your soaked folds. He slots the toy in the ropes and pushes it right against your clit 
“No! No please no!” You’re nearly crying as the toy is trapped between your legs vibrating against your clit. You curl into yourself your hips grinding down on it as you make a high-pitched whining noise and Buck laughs 
“Awwww, you poor little baby. You need help?”
“Daddy, please, please Daddy” You’re begging now, feeling that coil tightening up in your belly again 
“She’s right Eddie, we should give her clit some rest. It’s double sided right?” 
“No- that’s- that's not what I me-“
Buck turns on the wiggling function and you scream as he sinks it deep in your pussy. You nearly roll over, fucking the air helplessly and they both laugh at you
Eddie comes over to the end of the bed, kisses up Buck’s torso, and opens his legs, laying between them 
“Since she’s oh so busy…” He looks at you, rolling your hips helplessly and you tug at your restraints again 
“And seeing as how I’m the last one to cum” He whispers in his ear, lining his cock up with his hole. Buck opens his legs more, wrapping them around Eddie’s waist 
“She’s about to cum” He murmurs, kissing Eddie slowly Eddie reaches over, pulling the vibrator from you, watching as you clench around nothing and scream in frustration 
“How did you know that!!” You squeak out as he tosses that toy aside and grabs a rose with a longer tongue than normal 
“I know your body better than you do gorgeous” He winks as Eddie traps the rose between your legs and the ropes, he pulls away from Buck for a moment and smiles when he whines. 
“For your own safety, since we’ll be busy” He frees your hands and pins them above your head 
“But if you touch yourself… even once” his voice is deep, threatening “I will make you pay for that… you understand me?” 
You gulp, biting your lip “Y-yes sir”
“Good girl. Now sit up and watch us” He winks before going back to Buck who captures his lips eagerly, running his fingers through his fluffy dark hair and tugging roughly. Eddie lines his cock back up again and thrusts into him, his head falling onto his shoulder 
“Fuck you feel so good” he moans lowly as his hands grip Buck's hips. Your mouth drops open as you watch your boyfriends going at it, Eddie pushes Buck's legs up to his chest, his cock plunging in and out harder each time as they both completely ignore you and the way you’re struggling against the ropes 
Eddie chases after his own high now, an animal-like lust taking over as his hips snap into Buck’s over and over again. His hands slide over his hard body, stretching across the gorgeous plains of smooth skin, enjoying the way his body flushes with need. 
“That’s my good boy… take this cock” 
You fall over onto your side, panting harshly, as you watch Buck wriggle and moan under Eddie, he looks over at you, reaching for you and you take his hand 
“You wanna cum now baby bunny? Hm?” He looks just as blissed out as you do as Eddie fucks him, his thighs slapping against Buck’s 
“P-please Daddy please I can’t take it a-anymore” 
“Too fucking bad” Eddie pulls your hands apart and pins Buck’s against his chest 
“Not until I’m done” his breath hitches, his thrusts becoming sloppy. Buck arches his back, his legs wrapping tighter around Eddie’s waist and shoving him in deeper 
Eddie reaches over, turning your toy up all the way and you scream again, rolling over and trying to grind yourself into the bed, your body moves in sync with Eddie as he cums in Buck, slamming his hips into him and holding it there, letting out a loud growl as he falls over onto him, still slowly, sloppily thrusting. 
Buck cums just as hard, thick, hot ropes splash over his chest as he cries Eddie’s name, his hips thrusting into nothing.
“I think I’m in love” He smiles deliriously and Eddie laughs, nuzzling his head into Buck's shoulder 
“Yeah me too” 
They both finally look over at you, panting harshly. The toy is still going and you’re on your back again, your legs bent, you don’t even look coherent anymore. 
“I think we killed her” Buck mumbles and Eddie coos at you while pulling out of Buck. Your eyes go down to the way tendrils of his cum drip between the two of them. It’s messy and it’s hot. 
“Awww I’m sorry baby girl did we forget about you?” He pulls the toy away and your body shudders under his touch. Your body taught and overly sensitive 
Buck rolls over gingerly and helps Eddie untie you, your limbs relax as they rub them gently, working out any soreness. Your eyes follow each move, they’re so slow and dazed 
“Can you even speak?” Buck chuckles as he rubs your thigh, nuzzling his nose against it. He can smell your sweet arousal, dripping and never released. You’ve practically made a little puddle underneath you. He kisses across your thigh, burying his nose against your clit and inhaling slowly 
“Fucking hell” He moans, languidly lapping at your clit. It’s so puffy and overstimulated at this point all you can do is cry, the tears fall and you cover your face, sniffling into your hands 
“What did we say about covering those pretty tears…” Eddie pulls your hands away, leaning down and kisses your tears, licking them away as he holds your chin in his hand 
“You deserve a present” He whispers in your ear “Doin' so fucking good. You haven’t cum once…” 
You look up at him, a little whimpering noise coming from your throat and he smirks, laying down on his back and maneuvering you on top of him with Bucks help. Eddie’s cock, still creamy with his earlier release slides into your ass with ease. He groans deeply, holding you there for a minute before Buck crawls in front of you two 
“You ready baby girl? It’s your turn” Buck gets on his knees, stroking his cock and tapping it against your poor abused clit. You reach out for him and he grins, leaning down over you and kissing you. He holds your face like Eddie had, pulling away a bit and spitting in your mouth 
“God you look so fucking stupid” He whispers, kissing down your sternum “Like a sweet little whore, just waiting to be used….” 
“We should get her in a glory hole one day” Eddie snickers as Buck rubs your thighs, spreading them slowly and lining his cock up with your entrance. He pushes the tip in, feeling you suck him in greedily 
“God that would be the dream, seeing her full of cum?” Buck sighs and thrusts into you, causing you to cry out, finally making a noise 
“What if we got that fake cum stuff and just… covered her in it?” Eddie thrusts after him and they start a smooth rhythm, thrusting in sync 
“I’ll look into it” Buck agrees as he captures your nipple in his mouth, sucking on the hard little nub and massaging the other. Eddie reaches over to the pile of toys and grabs a little riding crop. He hands it to you and grabs your tits, squeezing them together 
“Make him go faster” He whispers in your ear and Buck looks up just in time for you to bring it down on his ass. He gasps, his hips speeding up immediately and Eddie laughs wickedly 
“You’re such a good little doll” 
He speeds up in time with Buck and soon all three of you are moaning, it doesn’t take long, as soon as Buck's hand comes down on your clit you’re screaming for them, your back arching off of Eddie’s chest, squeezing his cock tighter as you squirt wildly, your juices dripping down the front of Buck’s body. The second you explode he does too, cumming in you at the same time Eddie cums in you with a shout. 
You’re so overstimulated you keep coming, over and over as Buck and Eddie ride out their highs inside you. You desperately cling to Buck, clawing deep into his back, his grip on your hips is bruising, leaving sweet purple marks of how hard they’d been fucking you and torturing you
Buck pulls out of you with a wet pop and you fall off Eddie and onto the bed, sobbing into the blankets
Eddie pulls you into his arms, chuckling softly and rubbing your back as you cry into his arms. 
“Awww lo siento mi vida… did we go too far?” 
Buck comes around and lies on the other side of you, his body conforming to yours and wrapping his arms around your torso 
“You need anything?” He mutters into your neck, rubbing your thighs and you shake your head, wiping at your eyes 
Eddie pulls away from you long enough to get your favorite blanket and the teddy bear you keep next to Buck’s from his childhood so they can be friends. He stops for a minute and rolls his eyes, grabbing Bucks too. 
He eases back into your arms and hands you the bear as Buck pulls the blanket over you, tucking you in. 
“You okay baby girl?” Buck holds his bear up to your face, giving you little kisses and you snort, hiding your face in Eddie’s chest 
“I’m not a baby!” 
“You’re our baby,” Eddie says, tilting your head up and kissing your nose “Now accept your teddy kisses” 
You facepalm and awkwardly turn on your back, taking the teddy bear and giving it a big dramatic kiss 
“Happy?” You look at them and Buck kinda giggles a little, shaking his head 
“Okay. Hear me-“
“Shut the fuck up” Eddie reaches over beating him with the pillow and Buck screams, yanking it from him 
“You have the fucking audacity when I caught you jerking off into her third favorite pair of yoga pants that she’d taken off with her underwear to go shower!” 
Eddie’s mouth drops wide open because those had been ruined that day and neither man would own up to it or tell on the other and you’d received four new workout sets as an apology and enough orgasms to forget all about it
“You did what?!?!!” You whirl on Eddie and Buck screams, already running down the stairs 
“I’m gonna kill you!” 
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fennecfics · 11 months ago
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Cuphead Show! King Dice & Devil x Reader preferences (romantic):
Heyyyy I’m gonna be posting more x Reader stuff here. Also some words are censored because Tumblr is a meanie and won’t let me swear in my fanfiction-
The gender for (Y/n) is vague, but it does have menstrual cycle preferences mixed in, along with some talk about these two respecting pronouns and that jazz so, yeah.
Hope it’s a fun read, I might post more of these guys.
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Being in a (romantic) relationship with The Devil would include:
• It’s actually hard for him to fall in love or even trust others, so it’ll take a while for him to say “I love you”.
• Though the first time he’ll ever say “I love you” (most likely after a few months of you two dating) it is immediately followed by a scrunch of the face and him going. “That was… strange..” 
• He forces you to live in Hell with him, and only lets you visit Earth on special occasions. Family stuff, friends, but other than that YOU’RE STAYING!!
• He’s so dramatic whenever he has to cut his nails. He’ll run away from you, or hide. Once, while trying to find him to cut his nails, you found him on the ceiling.
• Despite hating his nails being cut, he will literally beg you to paint his nails. He won't just do one color though, he likes to change it up a bit. Sometimes he'll ask for grey, gold, red, but he loves the black nail polish!
• Whenever he has to do stuff that he doesn’t want to do, he tries to argue that he’s the devil and because of that, you can’t tell him what to do.
• One of his favorite activities is burning bibles, so...you have to deal with being woken up to the smell of smoke at 3AM.
• He's still not fond with current technology, but he does seem to enjoy Netflix.
• Devil giving you weird pet names: Darlin', succub!tch, shmoopie, baby-cakes, cow-pie, and tortoise-pigeon (Being the main nickname).
• If you ever need to practice your makeup on someone, Devil won't mind. He likes how it makes him look.
• Surprisingly enough, this guy brushes his teeth regularly. He got them pearly whites. That, and he doesn't want to loose his sharp teeth, they're his favorite, apparently they make him look intimidating.
• Devil is a man of art, very therapeutic for him. He loves to paint, sometimes he’ll want you to pose for him. And he's actually quite quick when it comes to painting.
• Both you and Henchmen helping him whenever he basically gets electrocuted by the sweater. The two of you are practically the only people he trusts, with Dice being the third.
• He doesn't care what gender you are, or if you're trans. If you're still you, and if you're not lying about anything, he won't care. Along with that he also doesn’t KNOW anything about that stuff, so you probably gotta help if you want him to understand.
• Even though he's the devil, he would never want you to feel bad about yourself. He loves you unconditionally, he would kill anyone who makes you feel that way, steal their soul, eat it, then spit it back out ‘cause it’s clearly rotten!
• If you go through the menstrual cycle and are having bad cramps, he gets very��awkward. He’s not very affectionate with others so he has no idea how to comfort people. He’ll most likely just have some of his little demons looking after you for a few days.
• He tries to use correct pronouns, he mostly slips up though, and he won't realize. You just have to be there to correct him for him to actually notice.
Random example:
(He's showing you to someone)
"Yeah, she's really adorable, isn't she?"
"It's 'they'.”
"...AHHH!" *frustrated demon noises*
• He’s not frustrated at you or the fact you use different pronouns, he’s frustrated at himself for not doing it right. So don’t worry.
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Being in a relationship with King Dice would include:
• Probably says “I love you” way too fast, and by that I mean on the first date. 
• If you wear makeup he’ll experiment with it whenever you’re asleep. (The masculine urge to wear your partner’s makeup)
• One of his favorite parts of your body happens to be your hands. He loves how perfectly they fit into his. Sometimes he’ll preform a type of show using his hand and your hand as the actors.
• If you go sit in the audience him during Roll The Dice. He'll immediately see you in the crowd and blush for the rest of the show.
• When he knows you're in the audience, he'll say this while announcing to everyone: "Ladies and gentlemen! ..and (Y/n).." (he'll whisper your name under his breath, but loud enough for the microphone to pick it up.)
• King Dice ALSO giving you some (semi)weird pet names: Darling, fuzzy dice, you adorable gambler, my wild card, little poker, and pumpkin.
• The personification of drama. 
• Has a lot of gossip and info on the other famous people of Inkwell. Will tell you this gossip. You will listen. You have no choice-
• This man may seem like he knows how to do shit on his own, but he actually needs help with most things. Such as you having to help with this man's bow-tie every morning, because he just cannot figure it out for the life of him.
• Perfectionist, such a damn perfectionist. He won't go on with his day without him looking perfectly chipper, and he also spends hours in the shower. Really making sure to run up those water bills.
• A little sensitive about his age. If you ask him about it, he’ll say "that's not important" which is an oddly a creepy answer-
• If you wake up early, you'll find Dice in the bathroom just looking at himself in the mirror with a blank stare. If you actually enter the bathroom, he'll be so terrified that he jumps INTO the shower and closes the curtain to hide himself.
• He's mostly insecure about his pips, or dots. He knows he's getting old, because his color is fading. So...he buys lipstick to cover the faded coloring. But you smudged it once while he was kissing you, and he reacted like he was dying.
• He fiddles with his mustache when he's nervous and yet hates if tell him it makes him look like a villain.
• Much like his boss, if you go through the menstrual cycle he gets ungracefully awkward. But he tries to be very casual about it, despite his awkwardness being obvious as hell.
• “Oh, it’s that week?” Silent for a second. “Do you need me to get you anything or ..no?”
• Will buy you everything you need. And since stuff like tampons were fairly new in the 1930s and therefore most likely a tad expensive, thankfully he does have the money for it.
• If reminded, will carry some on him for you. If reminded that is, I’m putting emphasis on “IF REMINDED” for a f—king reason! Guy’s on autopilot all day, he’s famous but also has pretty much everything done for him, and so he doesn’t have to think about much.
• If not reminded he will completely forget and therefore freak the hell out if asked if for some.
• Like The Devil, he has no idea what being Non-binary means, or Bisexual, or anything related to that. I’m not saying he’s straight….He’s not, he just doesn’t know there are words for stuff like that other than ‘homosexual’ and a few other words I can’t mention-
• So, he'll mess up a few times when trying to use the correct pronouns, except he'll correct himself very VERY quickly. 
• "He- THEY.. are my partner. I said they, of course I did. I would never say anything other than they.” Silence for a few seconds before then saying in a much more serious tone: “I said they.”
• He cares. He’s just stupid/j
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not a glory hole! - chapter 5
an | rip ushiwaka / mlist cw | injury, mdni (18+)
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your apartment ends up having last week’s newspaper taped over a good portion of the wall. it’s held up by some shitty masking tape that keeps peeling at the edges, so you figure you’ll need to figure out another solution soon. 
unfortunately, your landlord hasn’t been helpful. you’re pretty sure she’s vacationing somewhere in the bahamas for three months. is that what landlords do with their tenant’s rent? 
you pull out your rice container and intend to start making tonight’s dinner. 
fuck. you’re out of rice. 
you stare forlornly at the three remaining rice grains in the container, wondering if you have any instant noodles left instead. you check the cupboards.
empty. you curse again. 
you really don’t feel like going to the convenience store to pick up dinner, since you’ve already had an hour-long everything shower and a hyaluronic acid face mask is not publically presentable. 
you debate internally for a full minute. your lovely and generous neighbour (/slightly sarcastic), ushijima, might have some rice. you decide to take your chances. 
perhaps using the hole isn’t the best idea. but you peel at the masking tape anyways, peering into ushijima’s living room on the other side. 
he’s on a black yoga mat doing his evening stretches. one foot is tucked towards his crotch, the other arched and pulled towards his head in king pigeon pose. ushijima turns to look at the sheet-masked face peeking through his wall.
he doesn’t scream. but you hear a pop and his face goes white as he crumbles to the ground, thigh out of position. 
“ushijima-san!”
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alexa-fika · 1 year ago
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Rise of the Usurper (Doflamingo x gn!pigeon!reader)
A/N This is Doflamingo’s version of the messenger pigeon!reader that I wrote for Crocodile, I think crocodile’s makes me more fuzzy inside,maybe cause Doflamingo has 0 redemption and is a complete utter ass, but idk what do y’all think? We likey? We getting the fuzzy feels?
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” Fufufu~ Just the person I was waiting for,” Doflamingo cackles in his usual lax pose, leaning back on the throne, legs crossed and head leaning on his hand.
His smile widens as they struggle against his subordinates as he gestures them to leave the Reader and him alone
“What the hell do you want” They growl rubbing their arms as his crew-mates finally release them
“Oh the little birdy has claws~” He tilts his head.
“All I want to know is, Where were you going, fufu? I send you to do some deliveries, and next, I know you’re trying to leave Dressrosa?”
“I don’t work for you; I work for the King of Dressrosa, and that definitely is not you.”
“Oh, is that right? And where is this king now?”
“I don’t know what you did to him, but I know you were behind it; there is no way the king would do those things. He loves this kingdom and its people, and there is no way someone like you would just ‘pass by’ and happen to save the day.”
The smile on Doflamingo’s face starts to turn a little twisted
“So, the pigeon has some brains to back them up. Too bad; you’re in my land now, my territory now. You should watch that little tongue. I won’t have it insulting me like that”.
“I’ll admit you’re an interesting little creature. But you should be careful, little pigeon. What you are saying about me is a real offense. I’ve killed for much less.”
“Like you killed King Riku?”
“Fuffuffuffu”
In the blink of an eye, they are quickly enveloped by Doflamingo’s strings, their struggles against them seemingly futile.
“Fuffuffuffu ~ You’re quite the little pest; I knew I liked you. But What you know could damage the image I’m projecting. Why don’t you be a nice bird and just do as you’re told, deliver what I tell you, and keep your mouth shut?”
“Like hell, I will!”
Doflamingo lets out a dry laugh
“Ah~ You are a feisty little one, aren’t you, Fufufu~”
The strings are slowly tightening up around them. Doflamingo smiles once more.
“If you’re the smart little birdy you’ve been trying to present yourself as you’ll see the merit in my suggestion.”
“I work for the Riku family. Not you.”
“The Riku family is nothing more than dirt on my shoe right now. Their King is dethroned and gone by my hand.”
“So, as I said, you can either keep your mouth shut and deliver what I want you to or…you wouldn’t want to become a flightless bird, would you? Fufufufufu~…” He laughs
Their eyes widen as they feel the unmistakable feeling of something wrapping around the base of their wings, and immediately move to shake it off
“Fufufufu…What do you choose? Keep your mouth shut and continue your service to me, the King, or lose them?“ he says as the strings slowly tighten
“Better decide quick; my strings are more than capable of slicing through those wings of yours.”
“Stop!”
Doflamingo raises a brow as the strings retract.
“Hm? You decided to shut up and listen to your king?”He giggles mockingly
They glare at him
“You are not a kind, much less my king,” they growl
His smirk just grows at the comment as he motions the strings to return and slowly, once more, coil around the base of their wings
“I am a king because I took it by force; I am kind to those who swear their allegiance to me. So, one more time. Will you listen to your king and stop talking back?”
“I’ll continue working as the Royal Mail, but you can go to hell if you think I'll acknowledge you as a king; you are simply a usurper.”
There is a beat of silence before Doflamingo laughs
“Oh, you really are something,” he says.
“You think I care about your little petty words? I rule this country; people here acknowledge me as king, and I am the rightful ruler; you can tell yourself whatever lies you want in your little bird head of yours, but at the end of the day, you’re just going to be a mail pigeon, and I’m the one sitting on the throne. Fufufufu,” he laughs, releasing the strings enveloping all around their body
“Now come here,” he said, calling them closer to the throne
They stand their ground, glaring at the man sitting on the throne
He raises a brow, and his smirk returns.
“You know how this will end; how about you save yourself the trouble and come up
here”
They grit their teeth, knowing that if they continue to stand their ground, he would
Simply puppeteer them towards him, so they decided to at the least make their advance with them controlling their own limbs, climbing up the stairs, and standing in front of him
He smiles.
“Ah~ There you go, fufu. I knew my birdy had some brains. Now kneel down.”
“Like hell, I will.”
“I’ll ask one more time nicely; if you don’t, then I’ll force you.”
“Do it then.”
His smile widens once more as he raises a hand, summoning his strings again. The strings once more wrap around their body.
“Kneel….”
They grunt as the strings pull them down, effectively putting them into a kneeling position in front of the man, a whine escaping them as they feel him clasp something at the base of both wings, furiously beating their wings to try to get rid of the intrusive pain
“ What are you doing?!”
Doflamingo laughs at the pain he is inflicting on Reader as they desperately try to break free
“I’m taking some precautions. You are a key factor for helping me take this country to supremacy, But that doesn’t mean you get to try and run away.”
“What did you do?”
“I put bomb collars at the base of your wings; this way, you’ll stay nice and obedient for me; keep that mouth shut about what you know, or lose the wings you so treasure,” he said, releasing the strings and allowing them to get up
“You miserable piec-
His smirk widens as he places his hand on their mouth
“Hm? Fufu…you’re getting noisy again,” he laughed.
“I hate to say it, but it looks like your life as you knew it is over; now you’ll work for me. For the rest of your time, you are my little delivery bird, both personal and royal.”
“You won’t get away with this.”
Doflamingo laughs
“It looks like I already did. You’re nothing more than a little messenger, a servant for me now.” he laughs
“A servant who knows too much and will keep their mouth. But don’t worry, little bird, your life isn’t over. I still have a lot of use for you. You’re pretty popular with the people, and I have a little plan that will put you in the limelight even more. So let’s see, I have some mail that I want to be delivered; why don’t you do that first, my servant.”
“Yes, they know me, so they will believe me when I tell them what you did,” they say, slapping away his hand.
“You underestimate the hold I have on my subjects; they just saw me save them from a tyrannical and raging king. You’ll be known as a messenger who is loyal to the crown, and in due time, they will love you for just that. Your words are as meaningless as a bird chirp. You’re a smart little birdy, but you forgot one crucial thing: I’m the king, and I run this country. No one will believe you.” He taunts them
“And after they ignore your pleas as you try to tell them what you saw, I'll just drag you back, and I'll blow those little wings off you, and you'll find out how kind I truly am being right now, so be smart and keep your mouth shut.”
They grit their teeth, knowing that as much as they hated him, as big as an usurper as he was, he wasn’t wrong; the citizens all believed him to be a hero, a bystander who had saved them for no reason other than to help the people.
He smiled; the pigeon was finally getting the picture that they had no chance; they were no match for the new king of Dressrosa.
“Good little birdy, now get out my sight; you have some mail to deliver.”
“You will one day regret this; pay for this; I will make sure of it.” They said, spreading their wings and turning around
Doflamingo bursts out laughing.
“I’m sure you will, little birdy, I’m sure you will. But for now, your role is to do what I say and nothing more, and like I said, I have lots of plans for you.”
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So? Thoughts? Opinions? How did out resident asshole made you feel? Should I make a part two for this one as well? Should I do this series with someone else too? Im also working or part three for Crocodile’s right now, right after I finish and post a wholesome piece I will get to editing that one 👀, gotta level the feels.
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goldenteaset · 5 months ago
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I just had a horrible idea. What if Belial introduced Cammy to Bubs?
You call it terrible, but it made me laugh, anon! XD All I can think of is that time when Bubs interrupted Belial and his then-doomed Erune girlfriend. And from what context clues we're given, he apparently introduced himself by looming outside the window...? (For Bubs' sake, let's assume this is during a yoga session instead of something more intimate.)
(Also assume that if this were with the English voice actors, who're also great, Bubs wouldn't be in all caps because he has a quieter voice that's ideal for erudite seething. XD;)
Beelzebub, through the window: SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN LURKING, SERPENT.
Belial, in the middle of showing off with the King Pigeon Pose: Ugh, not Bubs again.
Beelzebub: SUFFERING TREMENDOUSLY FOR YOUR MEAGER GAINS, I HOPE? >:D
Belial: Not until you got here. *siiiiigh* Anyway. Cammy, this is an ex-coworker of mine, Beelzebub--Bubs for short. Bubs, this is Cammy, my girlfriend.
Cammy, peeking around behind Belial with wide eyes: Hello? Y-Y-Your hair...it's amazing...
Beelzebub:
Beelzebub, tossing his braided mane and kicking up a medium-sized gale with it: >:D YES, LOOK UPON ME, TAKE IN EVERY INCH OF ME INTO YOUR UNWORTHY MIND, MINUSCULE MORTAL! CONTINUE TO PRAISE ME, FOR I AM THE KING--
Cammy, whispering to Belial: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I--
Belial: It's fine, it happens to everyone.
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originemesis · 27 days ago
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@helelbensahar
You know exactly what it entails, you're just resisting it. But it's alright I'll repeat it for that bird brain...your complete and utter obedience, your unconditional servitude, you kneeling to me and stay kneeling at the feet of my throne. I'd go back to being an active king, imagine that, if you were to kowtow and become absolutely, completely mine, always there for my needs, my wants, become my good dog for my beck and call, then you shall retrieve your wings.
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"Great- wings I can't even use because I'm apparently stuck in the kneeling yoga pose. Make it make sense or don't waste my time better spent reminding you of your active cringe crimes." Might be particularly pigeon shaped, but far from a bird brain. Whether or not he plotted out every little detail of the inner workings of the exterminations to the sole benefit of heaven like a malignant mastermind, or whether all those happy coincidences fell into place by chance, there's no telling. Inferring perhaps when he bemoans the basics of arithmetic, but no right or wrong answer.
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hathousehappenings · 1 year ago
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Here are all the Wonderland Watchthrough images that I've created this year! Episodes 1-64 are represented. I put them together so I could post them on my Instagram, but I felt like I wanted to take the opportunity to post them here as well as voice some thoughts about my progress so far.
It's really hard to pick a favorite but there are some that I'm still proud of. I really like Alice in the "Herstory" picture and "Bad Hair Nightmare". I also like the ones where Rabbit's ears get to be a little droopy. Queenie from the pizza episode as well as the "Fiesta" look good. The goofy ones are up there too, like "Spelling Bee", "Homing Pigeons" and "King Rabbit". I also think I miiiight be improving with Cat and Caterpillar? I dunno. I've become very aware that the Tweedles need to be represented more frequently. They don't play active parts in as many of the episodes, so it's easy for them to get glanced over.
Next year I want to switch up my color pallet. The addition of new characters and costumes will help with that I think, but it goes a little beyond that. I think the main issue that I have is that all the background are really samey. It's hard because the whole show takes place on, like... 5 sets more-or-less. So backgrounds are going to be reused. But I think that I need to spice it up a little.
You can see that at a certain point I started to get burnt out and dropped the shading almost completely. At that point they start to become a little too flat for my liking. I'd like to try to figure out a way to improve on that in 2024.
I also want to lean a little more into the comedy of the show. Push the poses and expressions a little more. There are some episodes that are coming up in the last third of the show's run that will give me some really good opportunities to do that.
I also want to take the time to thank everyone who has been following along with my on this watchthrough. I appreciate every like, comment and reblog, and especially the art submissions. This is a little baby-sized fandom and I love seeing people interact with each other and these characters.
As the timeline goes, I'm seeing wrapping this watchthrough somewhere during the Summer. After that I might branch out to a different show, but we'll see when we get there. I have some other projects that I'd like to do with the AiW stuff, I just need to get around to working on them.
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sinvulkt · 1 year ago
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Will to Protect by katydid ( @aimportantdragoncollector )
After his untimely demise, Ace decides to haunt Luffy. Too bad for him that Buggy is the only one who can see him. Still, such obstacles are minor in Ace’s quest to protect his little brother. Completed, 4k words.
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"This data can't be right. Are you certain we're managing to track the location of Captain Buggy and his fleet accurately?"
"Our pigeons are usually quite reliable, sir. Also, agents from these two islands confirm sightings as expected."
The vice-admiral said, "But this pattern doesn't make any sense! Why is he going in zig-zags?"
"We don't know, but he can't possibly be following any log pose in existence. However, he still manages to keep moving forward."
"It's as if he has some mysterious power beyond our comprehension, that allows him to navigate the Grand Line in a way which no one has before.
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Ace said, "Please?"
"No!"
"Well, it's not as if I needed your permission." Buggy barely had time to process this as Ace leapt towards him.
Five minutes later, he regained use of his body in his cabin, and stormed back the deck. "Reverse direction! We're going back to following the log pose!"
Cabaji looked up, wide-eyed. "But you just told us to change direction!"
"And now I'm changing my mind! If I change it again, don't listen to me!"
[...]
The marines whispered among themselves. "It's him! The enigmatic legend of the Grand Line. The one they call the Pirate King's Guardian Angel!"
As Ace dove towards the marines, Buggy wailed, "I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate my life!"
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yesterdayandkarma · 2 years ago
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Yoga, King Pigeon Pose by John harvell
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mightnotfeelrealbutitsok · 1 year ago
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Favourite parts of Robin Hood season 2
1. Sisterhood - Guy is cruel to Marian and burns Knighton Hall, Robin saves himself without help from the snake pit
2. The Booby and the Beast - the strategic strongroom heist, Guy is jealous of the Count wooing Marian, the whole Sheriff-Guy-Marian-Count dynamics in the games room
3. Childhood - actually a top tier episode, Guy catches kids but won't kill them, Marian walks in on Guy undressed but he's not charmed, the gang's plans are foiled by Allan's secret pub nights with Guy, the Sheriff takes the rocks out of the box, Guy fights in a ridiculous suit of armour, Guy cries like a baby as Robin tries to drown him, Marian threatens the armour-maker's life, Guy is dirty with wet hair but slightly less spiteful to Marian
4. The Angel of Death - Will turns pale and evil, Joseph poses as the Nightwatchman, almost poisons the gang with soup, Guy and Marian talk through the door, Robin pretends to poison himself to break Will, they give the Sheriff the antidote because they love him so much
5. Ducking and Diving - Robin can't trust anyone, the messenger speaks nonsense ('pork!'), Matilda is saved when being ducked by an underwater tube, John forms a bond with the birthing daughter, Robin hits Will to draw out the traitor and is ruthless in attacking Allan
6. For England...! - Guy gives Marian pretty dresses, the gang masquerade as musicians, Allan nags Guy while he's dressing and gets his own costume, Robin's ready to die and thinks he killed all the Black Knights for a second, Lord Winchester is no one's ally, Guy did not agree to the Sheriff selling Marian, Guy almost helps Marian escape but can't resist the Sheriff's persuasion, Robin and Allan battle it out over the cauldron, Guy and the Sheriff save Marian before Robin and Marian rides on Guy's (beautiful) horse
7. Show Me the Money - Marian stops Robin killing Allan and gains Allan's allegiance, Edward gets some courage and the Pact, Marian grieves and Guy tries to comfort her, she runs to Robin instead
8. Get Carter! - Guy is desperate to find Marian, the gang pretend Carter has killed Robin, Guy almost stabs Robin to make sure, Guy confesses his desires and Marian her sympathy, Marian gives him a good kiss and Guy thinks he's won in life
9. Lardner's Ring - which fool told the King's messenger about Robin's exile? The Fool, the Fool annoys Guy and the Sheriff over dinner, Marian is dangled from the tree as a hostage and Guy gets her down ('you're coming home with me' à la Thornton), the Sheriff gets a hawk to kill the pigeon
10. Walkabout - the Sheriff out and about in his silk pyjamas, Guy is left in charge of scrabbling to find the Sheriff, Marian is too headstrong to leave with Guy, the army closes in as the sun sets, Guy finds nobility and stays for Marian, the Sheriff thinks everyone incapable
11. Treasure of the Nation - Marian rebukes Guy for his changes in character, Guy unmasks the Nightwatchman and sees the stab wound, Marian pleads for Guy to spare her, Allan poses as the Nightwatchman, Guy bears the Sheriff's knife on his throat, Marian is thankful and stays for Guy
12. A Good Day to Die - Marian tries to kill the Sheriff, Robin and Much address their bromantic issues, an awkward roadtrip to the Holy Land, the Sheriff calls Guy Gizzy, Marian sleeps in the barn, Guy tries to ask Allan if Marian's single, the Sheriff, Guy and Allan share a dorm and Allan's bed is empty in the morning
13. We Are Robin Hood - Marian gives Guy a chance to be a good man and her husband, Guy won't kill the Sheriff, the King believes Robin is against him, the gang are left to die in the heat, the Sheriff leaves Marian with them without telling Guy, Saladin's phony messenger confronts Robin the phony King, Marian crushes Guy's heart, Guy runs her through with his sword, Marian and Robin wed last minute, Marian pulls the sword out herself, Robin carries Marian to her desert grave, Will and Djaq stay to be homemakers
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lr233811 · 2 years ago
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workout
this is my personal workout it works for me not sure if anyone is interested but this is my ana diary so y'all get it
-stretching
overhead side stretch both sides 10 sec
reaching down one foot in front both sides 10 sec
lounge + split stretches (about 5 minutes on each side)
90/90 leaning forward both sides 20 sec
pt 1
50 jumping jacks
35 crunces
15 situps
10 jack knives
20 pushups
1 min mountain climbers
15 leg extensions each side
15 side leg extensions each side
BREAK
16 oz of water
20-50 cal snack
stretch a little (optional)
pt 2
30 squats w dumbbell
15 rdls w dumbbell
5 one leg rdls each leg w dumbbell
10 body crunches w dumbbell
30 side leg raises each side holding dumbbell
25 90/90 pulses each side
yoga (30 sec per position)
-triangle pose
-downward dog
-warrior
-bow
-pyramid
-king pigeon
stretch again (optional)
done :)
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lvdbbooks · 2 years ago
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2023年3月24日
【新入荷・新本】
BUTT Magazine 32, 2023
104 pages. 24 × 17 cm. Softcover.
価格:1,870円(税込)
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クィアカルチャーを発信するアムステルダム発の雑誌「BUTT」最新号。Wolfgang TillmansがDJ・プロデューサーのLSDXOXOにインタビューした記事や写真家の中島大輔が東京で撮影したポートレートが掲載されています。
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AKEEM SMITH, stylist-turned-artist gets frisky in titty suit By Zak Stone and Philip-Daniel Ducasse
EILEEN MYLES, legendary dyke is turned on by poetry By Brontez Purnell and Jack Pierson
OLIVER SIM, discreet musician poses for pencil portraits By Wilfrid Wood and Gert Jonkers
SHAROK, Los Angeles sex professional on breeding pigeons By Phillip Picardi, Billy Lobos and Benjamin Ackermann
TRIO POLSKI, naked on a beach By Kuba Ryniewicz
ROMAN HANAK, Czech tombstone engraver can’t kiss boyfriend By Steve Marais
FAVS!, Jerome AB is a lover By Clifford Prince King
ASTRIT ISMAILI, Kosovar artist performs ass-out By Miloš Trakilović
ARISE, waking up in Tokyo By Daisuke Nakashima
KATRINA SUMMERS, kinky accountant will sort you out By Zac Bayly
LSDXOXO, a hitmaker who takes direction well By Wolfgang Tillmans
MISC. By Anthony O’Donoghue
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divinationtools · 2 years ago
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Full Moon in Leo
Sunday 5th February 2023 - 18:28 UTC
The Full Moon in Leo shines a spotlight on our personal creativity and self-expression. Expect heightened emotions and the urge to take center stage in your relationships and professional endeavors. This is a time to confidently embrace your individuality and let your authentic self shine. Take advantage of this celestial energy to unleash your inner performer and let your passions guide you towards your personal and collective goals. Embrace the fiery energy of Full Moon in Leo with the regal King Pigeon Pose. This backbend opens the heart, inviting self-expression and confidence, aligning with the dramatic and confident nature of Leo. Embrace your inner royalty, honor your passions and let your unique light shine bright!
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