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The ‘Natives‘ of Santa Granada

Anyone who is anyone will have heard of the infamous Jaws MacTaggart’s secret base on the tropical planet of Santa Granada. Of course, Jaws and the crew of the Stellar Typhoon aren’t the only inhabitants of the planet by a long shot, for Santa Granada has its own native population. Actually, native is a bit of a misnomer, as these people are in fact descendants of the crew and passengers of a colony ship that crash-landed on the planet many centures ago. In the intervening years, their modern knowledge has degraded with each generation, to the point that the tribal societies currently living there have no knowledge of their spacefaring roots at all.

Of the various tribes living on the planet, the most prominent are the three occupying the Ciesulino Islands. The three respective leaders and their assistants are as follows:

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LORD DIABLO - Leader of the Children of Vulpokano, who occupy the eastern Islands. As short-tempered as he is short-statured, Diablo’s main task is to lead his people in the appeasement of the Fire Goddess Vulpokano, whose spirit is said to control the massive volcano which dominates the eastern Islands. Unfortunately, this tends to mean throwing a virgin sacrifice into the volcano itself. Red Fox.

LADY JUVELO - Wife and assistant to Lord Diablo (not that marriage seems to mean much to these tribal societies). Physically taller, ganglier, and more cool-headed than her husband, Juvelo is arguably the real brains of the Children of Vulpokano, being the one to actually put Diablo’s orders into practice. She was actually born to the Children of Tofino (see below), but was gifted to Diablo as part of an arranged marriage between the two (that is, she arranged it). Red Fox.

LORD JAVIER - Leader of the Children of Tofino, who occupy the western Islands. Much more laid-back and relaxed in his ruling over his domain, and much more likely to get stuck in and help his people with their work. Like all in his community of beavers and otters, Javier is a born surfer, and can often be found miles out to sea, indulging in his craft. Sometimes he combines this with the art of trawling, using his special tail piercing to drag a fishing net behind him. Otter.

FLORIANA - One of the many Children of Tofino, and also one of Lord Javier’s handmaidens. She’s frequently employed in those tasks that Javier cannot or will not do for himself. As he’s still sprightly and young himself, and always willing to do his share of the work, Floriana’s own work tends to amount to little more than the arduous or dangerous stuff. Thus she spends most of her time either trawling out at sea with her special tail piercing, practicing her surfing, or looking after her little pup, nicknamed Jojo. Otter.

‘KING‘ JOHANO - The self-proclaimed ruler of the Children of Mulhacén, who currently occupy the inhospitable northern fringes of the islands. Johano and his band of marsupial followers were banished there after they resorted to cannibalism as a solution to a drastic food shortage. He vows to get his revenge on Lord Diablo, whose tribe he was originally part of. These days, though, he bides his time by making a meal out of any unfortunate soul who happens to wander too close to his camp. Kangaroo.

‘PRINCESS‘ KALJA - Stepdaughter, assistant and protege to King Johano (though her claim to nobility is equally disputed). Originally born into the Children of Vulpokano, her parents were among the victims of Johano’s initial turn to cannibalism. In the course of his subsequent banishment, Kalja was among those kidnapped in the hopes that she could be enlightened to Johano’s barbaric practices. Having no children of his own, Johano took a young Kalja under his wing, and is currently grooming her to take his place as ruler of the Children of Mulhacén when he inevitably passes on (hopefully of natural causes). Red Fox.

[youremysputnik]

Hey everyone! I’m selling a few of my extra playbills!

Most of them are from tours and all of them are extras from my parents who don’t want them! I’m about to be a broke college student so I thought I’d try this out!

Disclaimer: If you are under 18, you must have a parents permission to send me your address or PO Box! DM me to make an offer!

Beautiful: The Carole King Musical Tour

This playbill is for the Beautiful: The Carole King Musical tour! It includes Ben Fankhauser as Barry Mann as well as Julia Knitel as Carole King, Liam Tobin as Gerry Goffin and Erika Olson as Cynthia Weil!

Rent: The 20th Anniversary Tour

This playbill is for the Rent 20th anniversary tour! It includes Sammy Ferber as Mark, Kaleb Wells as Roger, Aaron Alcaraz (the most recent addition to Mean Girls on Broadway 😉) as Angel, Lyndie Moe as Maureen, and Skyler Volpe as Mimi!

Anastasia on Broadway Pride 2018

This is my only Broadway playbill offered and I have two of them! Anastasia was my first broadway show and I got to see it during Pride last year! This includes Christy Altomare as Anya, Zach Adkins as Dimitry, John Bolton as Vlad, Mary Beth Peil as the Dowager Empress, Max von Essen as Gleb, and Vicki Lewis as Countess Lily!

Phantom of the Opera Tour

This Playbill is from the Phantom of the Opera tour! It includes Quentin Oliver Lee as the Phantom, Eva Tavares as Christine, Jordan Craig as Raoul, and Susan Moniz as Madame Giry!

Newsies at the Fireside Theatre

This playbill is not a tour or broadway but it was a regional production at a local dinner theatre by me! I figure there are many people who would love to have a rare Newsies program! It includes Jonathan Mousset as Jack, Julia Johanos as Katherine, Stephen C. Kallas as Davey, and Jack McFarlane as Crutchie! Special note that this is a very thin playbill so keep that in mind!

Les Miserables Tour

These playbills are from the tour of Les Mis! I have two and one of them has signatures from two of the children in the cast! If you would like to know who, I could probably figure it out, just shoot me a DM! When I saw the show, there were mostly understudies on if I remember correctly so I know some of these are not actually the people I saw. Not that it makes a difference... It includes Nick Cartell as Jean Valjean, Josh Davis as Javert, Mary Kate Moore as Fantine, Emily Bautista as Eponine, Jillian Butler as Cosette, Robert Ariza as Marius (he was on for a few weeks/months because Josh Grosso was injured and he was so good!), and Matt Shingledecker as Enjolras!

Come From Away Tour

This playbill is from the Come From Away Tour! It includes Kevin Carolan as Claude, Megan McGinnis as Bonnie, and Becky Gulsvig as Beverly/Annette!

Those are all I have right now! Please DM me if you have any questions, if you would like more information about casts, or if you would like to make an offer! (I originally had pictures of cast information but tumblr hates me and I didn't want this post to be absurdly long so just DM me for any more information you need!)

[captainmactaggart]

Carry On Up The Jungle

In this week's episode, Jaws MacTaggart makes another grand return, Alasdair and Kyoko make an unnerving discovery, and yours truly makes a bit of a Hitchcock cameo - the first of many, as you will see later on. It's a bit of a weird episode, this. It's called Serving Guests, and as always can be found on either deviantART or FictionPress:

PART 1: https://www.deviantart.com/toastedalmond98/art/GL07-Serving-Guests-PT1-819506503

PART 2: https://www.deviantart.com/toastedalmond98/art/GL07-Serving-Guests-PT2-819506513

FICTIONPRESS: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3340517/7/Geddes-Line-Season-1

Read and enjoy as always, with a bit more than the usual level of discretion. In fact, here's a red triangle to be getting on with...