#kinda obzezzed with his accent. im not american so maybe thats why his pronounciations are so funny to me | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

freetoppings · 10 months ago

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Joked with my friend about a low poly horror game called "don't watch fucked up films with jay bauman" where you have to flee jay in a dark forest as he chases you with an axe demanding you watch italian slasher films with him in his isolated cabin, but after scrolling through rlmblr I realise the fatal flaw, being most of youse would not flee or defend yourself with splintered plank, but instead give fervent chase with a large net like you're about to bag the world's most elusive cryptid

#not gonna tag this one cuz im just shitposting at this point but this has become an injoke with me and friend #“yoo wanna waatch a Moovee? i got some classic italian slashers back at... The Cabin...”#swing at him with an axe handle and he ragdolls like a classic gmod model #kinda obzezzed with his accent. im not american so maybe thats why his pronounciations are so funny to me #“eey no need to hit so huhrd!! ooh mye gahd!”#“now were'd yoo go? so bizz-uhr...”#is this a bit mean? idc. I like a fucked up film every now and then too. come on down to my cabin...

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